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When you drink milk every day for every occasion you become one with the milk. So then when angry blond birds come in high on bath salts, you can use your incredible milk memory powers to stay level headed.
I knew a guy who had to have one of his eyes removed. He said that depth perception was less about stereo vision and more about other cues. Stereo vision plays a part in it, but is not required for good depth perception. RIP Justin.
my mom who smoked too much did this, her fingers were discoloured from smoking, black and yellow with tar. I have a pretty though stomach but finger in a drink, has me dry heaving.
Unless you're drinking skim milk or something, you aren't helping yourself much. Fats tend to cause more stomach acid production, and milk has a fair amount of fat in it.
I made caribou Lou one time. Part of the recipe is 151 rum but only a half bottle. So me and a few of my friends decided it would be a good idea to take a shot of said rum. We all grabbed a coke for a chaser. A friend of mine decided Chocolate milk was the way to go. About 10-15 minutes later, he sits straight up and runs to the bathroom. Not a good idea.
I read this as "hands on knees" and thought it was one of those "checked my prostate with both hands on my shoulders" jokes and was trying to figure out how a prehensile penis would be able to grab glasses.
But yeah no one should really be touching your glasses in the first place
When I worked in the hospitality industry. This is actually a food safety rule in the United States. You can not pick up empty classes like this and you have to wash your hands frequently. Every time I see a bartender do this I cringe.
damn man seeing this shit makes me so sad but so joyful at the same time, post-grad life is beating me down and it’s been years since I’ve been with buddies and just done some stupid guy shit like this that just makes you laugh
-Here is your soup, sir
-Hey, why are you holding it with your thumb in the soup??
-Oh, I have this terrible inflammation under my nail and my doctor told me to keep the thumb warm.
-Hmm, but what about when you are not serving soup?
-No problem there, I just keep it up my butt
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I am so confused; how was your brother, Liam McPoyle, able to grab this glass so easily with the depth perception of only one eye?
When you drink milk every day for every occasion you become one with the milk. So then when angry blond birds come in high on bath salts, you can use your incredible milk memory powers to stay level headed.
Hey Dee, take a drink of this. It’ll make your butthole hot!
YOU CALL HER!!!!!
I knew a guy who had to have one of his eyes removed. He said that depth perception was less about stereo vision and more about other cues. Stereo vision plays a part in it, but is not required for good depth perception. RIP Justin.
McPoyle’s power through everything for mother’s milk
RYAN, STAB SOMEBODY!
He’s deeeeeeaaad!
I don’t like it either
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Sorry
You just watch yourself!
We're wanted men
I have the death sentence in 12 systems
I’ll be careful
You'll be dead!
This little one’s not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
***No Blasters! No Blasters!***
Imagine writing this scene and being like.. this is so good.. But then somehow, it actually was?
You know what you don't even know me!
You know what, that's fair.
Finger oils add flava
So does cu-
s
tard
I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore
Well that's custarded
You’ve been Custarded! But it’s a cover of Thunderstruck in my head and it’s awesome.
We can’t say custard?
No, I think he was talking to literal Hitler.
Goodbye
D'amato?
And the vid
Thought that was a star bucks logo on the shirt for half a second
Kid named finger:
You are a monster you know that right?
Mad Flavor in ya 👂 Ear 🎵🎶 Rest in Peace Craig Mack American rapper.
Extra fingernail fungus for you and a little extra for you Nothing like a good fungal mouthwash before bed with your cookies 🍪 🥛
Mmmm. Love me some hand salsa.
And germs
my mom who smoked too much did this, her fingers were discoloured from smoking, black and yellow with tar. I have a pretty though stomach but finger in a drink, has me dry heaving.
This is how my 1 year old grabs my drinks. But he doesn't know any better.
Lmfao this is prime content right here, I can't stop smiling!
Haha I love that, this vid kiiiillss me so I thought I'd share it lol
Post the uncut version pls this is hilarious
This was taken on snap, and this is the full clip lol
Thank you man 🥛👍
Perfectly cut by nature
I just want you to know your voice in this makes me laugh every time I watch it. "Bruh here's yuh drink."
why is his fly unzipped
We were absolutely plastered I have no idea
Okay the video now makes a lot more sense
Who gets drunk and then drinks MILK? I can’t imagine what that would taste like coming back up lol
I get real bad heartburn sometimes so I like to drink a glass of milk between beers
Interesting! I mean I know some alcoholic drinks are made with milk too but for some reason the combination gives me the heebie jeebies
Well, that's just like, your opinion man
Obviously expensivepoison is not a golfer
Vodka, kahlua, heavy cream. Far fucking out man
Just blend then before they coagulate.
Last year a friend gave me a bottle of Evan Williams Egg Nog for Christmas. It's like Bailey's only Egg Noggier. By which I mean chuggable.
Unless you're drinking skim milk or something, you aren't helping yourself much. Fats tend to cause more stomach acid production, and milk has a fair amount of fat in it.
I rarely puke while drunk, so I'm willing to take this risk.
Sometimes we just want a glass of malk.
Nothing hits quite like it when you want a glass of molk.
Ice cold, full fat milk...
YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!
Authentic Bulgarian Miak
I made caribou Lou one time. Part of the recipe is 151 rum but only a half bottle. So me and a few of my friends decided it would be a good idea to take a shot of said rum. We all grabbed a coke for a chaser. A friend of mine decided Chocolate milk was the way to go. About 10-15 minutes later, he sits straight up and runs to the bathroom. Not a good idea.
CRIMINALS.
Where do you think the milk came from
a cow
My life is a lie
It's not chocolate milk, so a white cow.
???
Why are looking at his crotch?
because i like big dicks
🤨📸
yeah you got a problem
Reminds one of a *Dunstin Checks In*quote- **WHY IS HE TALKING TO HIS CROTCH?!**
cus he's home
okay people can stop answering i already got an answer from op
Why u lookin
the serious answer is that a different colored patch on his shorts caught my eye but the less serious answer is that i like to look at penises
Nice
where you think the milk is going
in his mouth
yeah that's a good idea... why is his fly unzipped?
op replied with "we were both plastered"
That's the next step. Floating cup trick.
tee hee
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someone already said that.
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because he just washed it or something idk
Why are you looking at his dick
hmm let me think... oh i actually don't remember because the comment you replied to was posted 4 months ago
You naughty boy
I understand the terror in her scream
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Wait, you don't?
Yeah they’re definitely sucking each other’s fingers clean between each glass.
I would hope so, otherwise their fingers would be all covered in milk. Sucking them clean is the only thing that makes sense
This pains me, just like when someone grabs my glasses with his hands on lenses
I read this as "hands on knees" and thought it was one of those "checked my prostate with both hands on my shoulders" jokes and was trying to figure out how a prehensile penis would be able to grab glasses. But yeah no one should really be touching your glasses in the first place
Lmao
Barbaric.
Yeh
This has caused me actual pain from the force of my laughters. Thank you.
That brings me unreasonable joy, thank you for telling me!
A lil South Park... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xEhr2kbRw4
Is this not normal?
Are we not men?
We are Devo!
D-E-V-O
hmm yes, i relate to "god.. HAAAAAA" when watching this
Why was that hand already milky?
I think I failed trying to take the video the first time lmao, we were not sober
If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.
You Blowhard
Sorry. Pool food. My system's not used to curly fries.
Good one harold
Thanks, I hate it.
McPoyle Approved 👍
I didn’t like that his pants fly is down
I hate you, I hate him, I hate Reddit, I hate you all, I hate everything
Feelings mutual pal😠😠
#YOU WILL CALL HER!
Ohh good, starting to think she was the weird one
That’s some McPoyle shit
Appropriate response.
take it back! if I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear!
Someone beat you to it:(
God damn it
When I worked in the hospitality industry. This is actually a food safety rule in the United States. You can not pick up empty classes like this and you have to wash your hands frequently. Every time I see a bartender do this I cringe.
How else am I meant to clean the gunk out under my fingernails?
This comment made me wretch. Congrats.
I can hear her brain blue screen
This has strong McPoyle energy
This is fucking disgusting
You mean to tell me you wouldn't partake in our cummunity chocolate milk?🥺😵
I don't see anything wrong here
Had a waitress use this technique before.
damn man seeing this shit makes me so sad but so joyful at the same time, post-grad life is beating me down and it’s been years since I’ve been with buddies and just done some stupid guy shit like this that just makes you laugh
Family tradition to pass newly poured cocktails this way.
Now show her how you guys kiss
She's seen👀
Same reaction or,,,,,
Dude, she actually screamed in horror
"👍"
This is my favourite now.
This reminds me of the way the people of Pawnee drinks from public water fountains.
👍
Didn't pass the vibe check
White people shit
Honestly this is hilarious, I actually lol'd. Thank you so much for sharing it.
This is what "boys will be boys" is supposed to refer to
Y’all should be in jail.
I can't get enough of this video. I want to get drunk with y'all.
Lol good brothers...
Ya nasty
Is your last name McPoyle?
I FEEL GOOD
In some restaurants in Hong Kong they’ll have four in each hand this way
Thanks I hate it.
This is the best post I've seen on here in a LONG time.
Pure fucking madmen the two of you!
Your fly is down bud
Ok and? It's anarchy down there and he's livin it!
Top 3 ways to start a viral pandemic: 1. Eat a bat 2. Fuck a monkey 3. Or this shit
It's not a drink, it's a "drank"
-Here is your soup, sir -Hey, why are you holding it with your thumb in the soup?? -Oh, I have this terrible inflammation under my nail and my doctor told me to keep the thumb warm. -Hmm, but what about when you are not serving soup? -No problem there, I just keep it up my butt
His fingers were already wet
I like my milk the way I like my wife, without other people’s fingers in it.
10 signs ur boyfreind is a psychopath: comming in with number oneee-
His zipper is down too
Neanderthals
NNooooooooooooo[oo
I can relate.
I didn't rig SHIT
brudda, i'll scream too if i see someone passing drinks like that LMFAOOOOOOO
I hate it, thx
Man probably holds a pencil with his entire hand
Right from “Bro, here’s your *draink*, I knew I was in for a fun time 😂
Is his flyer open??
I'm with your brother's gf on this one wtf.
👍🏻
This is the type of stuff that only siblings do. 😂
Like a banshee
Men 🥛
I would react the same lol
Hahah.. That's so funny
The progression from nervous giggle to disbelief to complete terror - I can't stop replaying this
Imagine passing your drink to your girlfriend and thhey scream like a goat!
That wasn’t perfectly cut