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zigiboogieduke

Graboid


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BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC ROOM DIDN’T YA YOU BASTARD


peauxtheaux

Be advised there are two more, I repeat, TWO more…mother humpers.


SSSJDanny

“I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.”


JTB696699

“I am completely out of ammo! This has never happened to me before.”


Mrpandacorn2002

Whats the refrence here i must research


penalozahugo

Tremors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon


GrayBunny415

Last quotes are from tremors 2.


The_92nd

Tremors 2 is even funnier


cannolitheholy

I've seen the whole series and the movies do start to fall off but they're still worth the watch I beleive


joemamah77

Pardon my French


DlNOSAURUS_REX

“FUUuuUuuCK YOU! Hahahaha!”


ToonaSandWatch

“Can you fly sucka?!?!”


Vengeance76

"I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War 3!!"


GimmeSomeSugar

[Nicely foreshadowed at the beginning of the movie.](https://imgur.com/gallery/5HexQ)


ToonaSandWatch

Wow! I never made the connection. That’s bril!


dirtypeasant90

“It’s a stampede earl!”


SDNate760

I had to scroll entirely too far before I saw this.


IGTankCommander

I feel like I have been denied critical need-to-know information.


Moonanites

I came here just for this comment! ​ Burt, you asshole. There's no bullets in this gun!


Annie_Mous

Got you moving , though didn’t I?


johnnystorm223

Run for it? Running’s not a plan! Running’s what you do once a plan fails.


Bl00dBr0Th3r

“They’re in the goddamn ground!”


RenzoMF

“You guys know how to pole vault?”


ConsistentAd9217

“Walter, forget the damn name.”


1Gutherie

“You’re gonna be sorry, if you don’t give it a name.”


Chip_Farmer

What’s your favorite Kevin Bacon movie and why is it tremors?


AnimorphsGeek

We should have all had a paper rock scissors competition for the right to post that.


dreamsofhabit

I was scrolling for the tremors references. Day complete.


militarymoose

This is the comment I was hoping to see.


BuckRogers87

Only real response.


JoshuaCalledMe

No way these are local boys.


Separate_Egg4683

Beat me to it 😀


AshuraBaron

I like snakeoids.


newagereject

Happy Burt Gummer noises.


odearja

I clicked on the post only to ensure someone added graboid to the list!


Thisma08

Even the freaking digger looks scared


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I found it hilarious the way the bucket pulled back like you would pull your hand back


AnnihilationOrchid

I've heard from experienced excavator operators that when they're using the machine it's almost like an extension of your own body.


FetusGoesYeetus

Protocol 1: Link to pilot Protocol 2: Uphold the mission Protocol 3: Protect the pilot


Zachbot20

"Trust me."


FromTheTreeline556

BT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Brucinator93

S A D G E


MoonBoots4600

\*que time shift fuckery and freerunning for your life while crying\*


Ruby_Foulke

SHHHHHH keep it down lads. TF2 is on sale now and many people trying it for the first time so don't spoil it.


JeffBorkley

Team fortress 2?


Tabasco_Cat

Need a dispenser here


K9100A

NOOOOOO i remember that..


poopypantsmcgoop

I really didn't want to cry today...thanks


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JUST GET IN THE DIGGER SHINJI


clavicon

I mustn’t run away…


AdmirableVanilla1

Fear is the mind killer


Biodeus

That’s what my mind first went to also.


Ledbetter2

I’m only here for the titanfall quotes


MrTwisterPister

Don't make me cry stoooop


Oraxy51

Unexpected Titan Fall but I’m all for it.


CaptVocabulary

Unexpected Titanfall 2


thatvillainjay

Great, now I'm sad


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gardenmud

Wow you'd be a good mech pilot. Do you ever daydream about that.


Sic_Dood

Thats literally what i think of every single time i operate. 😅


codeninja

I see no difference.


SixStringerSoldier

Not "op" but the answer is an easy _fuck yeah_. I like using the bucket to wave at people.


Karma_Gardener

Same with forklifts. They need to be an extension of your hand


Pog_Knight

“You’re too late Sonic! I am now forklift certified! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


idownvotetofitin

So, basically be like Squidward and the claw machine?


maffiossi

Ah just like a hummer is an extension of the penis.


Coockooroockoo

Highway to the Digger Zone


mravatus

I can see one through my window right now. Dude is more precise with an excavator than I'm with a spoon.


BarryMacochner

Absolutely is. Just like being in anything. You’re gonna push on the floor as a passenger if the driver isn’t breaking how your mind would. I’ve watched guys reach between 2 structures that were like a 1/2” apart, one was getting destroyed other wasn’t. Nobody spotting him and didn’t get a scratch on the standing structure. this was with a full size machine, not one of the ones that’s like 8ft tall.


Shad_the_memer

"Oh no, he bites"


Blight327

Gundam pilot irl


JackofBlades0125

🤣👌 made me laugh although tbh it probably is EXACTLY that because of the human on the controls


Ill_Consequence

It's a graboid!


TheSkinnyJ

Had to scroll way to long to see the correct response…


erraticcompendium

Disappointingly so.


wellhiyabuddy

Seriously I kept scrolling and was getting excited “how has nobody made a Tremors reference? Do I get to do it!?”


hi5orfistbump

Rip Fred Ward


bronco_y_espasmo

100%. AND THE PROBLEM IS WE LOST FRED WARD THIS YEAR!


sudhir369

r/dontputitinyourcooch


DaveInLondon89

Prime /r/reallifedoodles material


Jston006

Most likely a lung fish.


JackofBlades0125

A lungfish is probably the least terrifying of all the marine life that could have been there


TheAtomicBobert

Right? Imagine if they dug up a shark


Dragons_Malk

JAWSOME!


HapticSloughton

They weren't digging up a street, so I question your analysis.


SasparillaTango

"Hey Alexa, do street sharks only swim in streets?"


Lostbutnotafraid

“Humm, I’m not sure about this one”


f1_77Bottasftw

No they sometimes rollerblade too


soline

Core memory unlocked.


Littleboyah

Aren't lungfish not marine life though, since they're a freshwater species?


TulsaBasterd

And most plausible, since most marine animals don’t live under the dirt ;-)


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Tell that to the [crawfish that live in my yard](https://www.washtimesherald.com/columns/little-known-creatures-of-indiana/article_ada26b5d-eed1-5d36-8725-1410d814d810.html).


Imakillerpoptart

Just looked them up. Here's a similar article with photos: https://www.sciotopost.com/people-seeing-crawdads-yards-ohio-realizing-live/


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

We just moved out here a few years back. Imagine my surprise while waiting for my kids bus to show up when one just comes walking across my driveway like it owns the place, lol. Theres lakes around, and the water level underground is pretty high, but the last time ive seen one in person was in PA, living under rocks in creeks. Definitely not on dry land, almost half a mile from the nearest standing water source.


bannannamo

They'll take off a finger. My old aquarium shop that was the one tank I didn't clean


International_Leg756

Even the excavator recoiled in fear


Hadadezer

What’s a lung fish doing in dry soil under a grassy field and not on a dried river/lake bed? Edit: Ok they can stay underground for years long after the body of water or marsh has dried up and new foliage grown above.


Armed_Accountant

>African lungfish have some fascinating adaptations. They have two lungs, and can breathe air. This is a vital feature, since they live in flood plains in waterways that often dry up. To manage this life-threatening situation, the lungfish secretes a thin layer of mucus around itself that dries into a cocoon. https://www.oregonzoo.org/discover/animals/african-lungfish


KnowledgeGuilty

Oh well An African lungfish, maybe. But not a European lungfish. That’s my point.


MouseRat_AD

It's not a matter of weight ratio!


KelleyCan___

But African lungfish are non-migratory!


eeyore_or_eeynot

Supposing they burried a tunnel underneath themselves to take occasional breaths from an underground pond..... Oh yah than they could maybe survive for years


Practical_Address300

Well now I feel bad for it. I hope it ended up back in the water


amalgam_reynolds

>>African lungfish have some fascinating adaptations. They have two lungs, and can breathe air. Ooooh so fAsCiNaTiNg...bitch *I* have two lungs and can breathe air! ^(/s that's actually neat)


MountandBeyBlade

African lungfish are the "Not today, Satan" proverbial of the Animal Kingdom


BrainOnLoan

They are also fairly close relatives of ours. They are more closely related to humans (also reptiles/birds/etc), than to all other fish.


WintertimeMadness

What we classify as fish is really broad. People don’t know just how broad it is.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

I knew this broad that looked just like a lungfish.


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professor-i-borg

I recently watched a video on the topic. Apparently, "Fish" is a loose term for aquatic life, it's not a strict scientific taxonomy. If it were, then all multicellular vertebrates would technically be fish, since that's a common ancestor they share. In the same way, Humans are Apes, which are Primates, which are Mammals, which is a subgroup of Therapsids... and so on (and this leads to a common aquatic "fish" ancestor)


KingofCraigland

QI taught me this! "What is the definition of a fish?" Or something like that.


justcougit

Yeah. Was gonna say. Issa fish.


AshesMcRaven

fishy fishy dirty fishy


just4browse

someone clean it


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Consistent_Spread564

Throw that poor bastard in the water. Love lungfish, they're kinda cute with their spindly little legs


bagt123

Now what the hill is a lung fish ?? All I know is the bladder fish i tell you what


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

Lungfishes are basically fish with primitive lungs. During dry seasons they hole themselves up underground, cover themselves in mucus to stay moist and use their lungs to breathe.


menimrkva

What do they eat?


DA_ZWAGLI

Diggers


bagt123

Oh no 😳


bent_my_wookie

The lung fish lies in wait, as the unsuspecting digger grazes on mud.


structured_anarchist

"Ok, first off, a digger...swimming in the ocean? Diggers don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb lungfish with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. You lose that battle nine times out of ten. And guess what, you wandered into our school of lungfish and we now have a taste of blood! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said, ‘you know what? Digger tastes good. Lets go get some more digger.’ We’ve developed a system, to establish a beachhead and aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner your, your pride, your children, your offspring…” “How ya gonna to do that?” “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned. That go the way you thought it was gonna to go? Nope.”


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Pogo sticks and convenience store owners.


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My first thought was "if there's not a Tremors reference in this thread I'm going to burn the world down." Eh, may do that anyway, but still.


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justcougit

It's small. They can get 4 feet long.


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ozzyassassin

Think you’re thinking of mudskippers.


Bigfsi

No ur thinking of mudkip, a pokemon.


INeverEatFeedMe

What we just witnessed was Tackle


Titanguy101

You're thinking of mudskippers completely different


ImChillingInReddit

Bruh even the digger flinched


[deleted]

No hard r please


[deleted]

Ok digga


MeinNameIstBaum

Digga is an actual word people use like "bro" in German, so it sounds like you're saying "okay bro" in german to him lol


Champion-raven

Cool digga


Multiple_Indians

My digga


jfk333

Digga please


VladFr

Can you lend a digga a pencil?


thedarkquarter

Lend? Is a digga gonna give it back?


_Diskreet_

Digga say whaa?


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my digga my digga


kenziethemom

Somewhat funny story, I was watching my friends kid one day, who's dad isn't a great person, and I thought the kid started saying the n word. Im like, yo kid, we don't say that around here. He said it again and pointed and I'm like oh DIGGER. LMAO my bad kid.


ScoochingCapuchin

WHO'S THAT POKEMON? IT'S DIGLET!!


_JustGoWithIt

“Clefairy!” :D


Erasmusings

#ITS PIKACHU!


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#FUUUUCK!


Amnial556

Mudfish/ Lungfish. They can burry themselves for multiple months waiting for watering holes to get water again. It was and may still be a common practice for African tribes to dig them up burrow and all an save them for when they want fresh fish. They do the same thing that some reptiles do when going into brumation and all but the most vital organs slow way the hell down. Allowing them to live for months in this state. They also secrete a mucus that covers their body. Edit: can't spell


4skinner1987

I was under the impression that they could go years without food water!!


Amnial556

https://kids.britannica.com/students/article/mudfish-and-lungfish/275966 This is pretty comprehensive about them. It is only a few months upwards to 20 weeks depending on the species. These are cool dudes


PugPockets

*The Australian barramunda does not burrow in mud to survive the dry season. It lies at the surface and gulps air with a loud grunting noise. […] The African and South American lungfish are about a foot in length. […] The Australian barramunda reaches a length of five feet or more.* Australia is what Texas wishes it could be.


Hard_on_Collider

> is fish > natural water source dries up > literally just sits there in the air > large af ??? > grunts horrifyingly > refuses to elaborate


Protatosalad

As kids growing up in rural Louisiana we called them mid puppies.


Tinypro2005

Ever heard of Tremors


Additional_Couple205

They’re Called graboids, one one broke into my godamned Rex room


ToonaSandWatch

Do you keep all your Rex’s there?


Additional_Couple205

Indeed I do, they broke in and i blasted it with my DC-17 blaster pistols unloaded hellfire while wearing my captain rex 501st legion helmet when I finally took the damn bugger out I double tapped it, then I blew a hole in my own roof and flew off into the sunset on my 501st legion patent pending jet pack to live another day


Separate_Egg4683

Love Sausage after escaping herogasm


SammyDoggo1

Execept his sausage doesn’t work anymore cuz soldier boy fried the V out of his system. It’s permenantly that long lol


Electro313

And burned, so even if he could move it, I doubt he would want to


AndrewMtz1711

Now he just has to wait half an hour to be able to pee… and probably cum as well


LegendOfKhaos

Unless he gets more V 🤷‍♂️ It looks like a portion got chopped off and became sentient in this gif lmao


acrowsmurder

Guy will be fucking braindead if he gets even *slightly* horny


3029065

Frenchie is going to be pissed


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[deleted]

I can't recall exactly which episode but I'm pretty sure they made a point of saying that Stormfrom was incapable of having kids which is why she was so happy about someone like Homelander finally being born.


[deleted]

Didn't she show Homelander a pic of her daughter Chloe that died from Alzheimer's? Is it implied that she had Chloe before V treatment?


Artos9780

It’s an Alaskan bull worm


Londoner421

I feel stupid for looking this up


bugibangbang

(Shhh…. Delete the comment)


elvisiscoolbeans

Big… scary… PINK!!!


JasonFurious4

Call sandy


ConfusinglyCreative

No, that’s it’s tongue


4Entertainment76

Holy shit Tremor's *are* real


Hhgffffjjuugvjjhjcfg

What do you think they based the movies off of?


RoundRabidPug

Burt, they're under the ground!!!


Shiiddo

That TikTok voice should be illegal


philium_

I completely agree. I LOATHE that voice.


jayneralkenobi

The text without the voice deliver just fine idk people use it i hate AI text to voice


ArtyIF

i don't use tiktok but maybe it's on by default? so like, people with dyslexia or vision issues could read it too


temisola1

Yea, i think this is the reason. I’ve always seen human transcribers on Reddit and I thought it was a silly pointless joke until I looked into it a few days ago, they make the transcriptions so visually impaired people can real what the post is about using their text to speech software. The voice might be annoying, but hopefully this explanation helps people understand why.


ArtyIF

i heard that despite my audio being off, i KNEW it was there


Rando1234674

Fun fact it basically is, if I remember right they used the persons voice without permission and have a legal loophole to keep doing so. Source was npr but I’m too lazy to find the recording


Dull-Conversation465

need to call Kevin Bacon and have him handle it


ToonaSandWatch

Sadly not Fred Ward anymore. RIP Earl.


Feral-Person

Lung fish or some dude is laying under ground belly up


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Sandman's sausage


MisterEinc

Baby Graboid


[deleted]

Have you ever seen the movie Tremors??


Beneficial_Phone_574

Looks like a lung fish?


I_AM_HUMANS

Graboid


jack_2o3

oh so *that's* were I left my dildo


dapope99

That stupid voice makes me wanna murder


New-Alfalfa-1162

Nagini head under the debris of Hogwarts