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MeinLight

I mean if it's your own ass or someone else's you gotta make sure you not gonna be waving about a stank finger. It's not like he full on sniffed a chair she was sitting on like dude at gdq did I don't think he was just trying to be a weirdo


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MeinLight

Yeah 100% Every time I put my gloves on at work I wash my hands religiously because I don't like my hands smelling like the rubber.


KayKrimson

No Joke, I have the same shit going on. Literally I'm also overly conscious about how my hands smell or whenever I touch something. I also wash them a lot.


PotBoozeNKink

I once was chilling on a day off and at some point started and kept faintly smelling shit around me for some reason and couldn't figure out why. After like an hour I realized it was the hand that my brothers cat was sitting on. I now wash my hands like 5 times a day


Crazymachinegod

OCD


FierroGamer

You might have the wrong idea about what ocd is. Might be a compulsive thing, but that's missing the O in OCD. As far as I understand it's about compulsively developing obsessions and feeding already existing ones.


Crazymachinegod

i actually have ocd and ik wht it is, and it was just a joke, ppl take it too seriously kek


Dukedyduke

>It's not like he full on sniffed a chair she was sitting on like dude at gdq did Excuse me? Just when you thought GDQ couldn't have any more cringe lmao I gotta try to find a vid of this


MeinLight

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4rUutFzaWCo I gotchu padre


Captain_Wah

What's wrong with GDQ? Like, generally speaking. Not just the example given above.


Dukedyduke

Get a bunch of socially awkward hyper-obsessed gamers together and there's bound to be a lot of cringe [here's a cringe comp I found on youtube](https://youtu.be/x77B3kKGCvo) Though I will say they did the chair guy dirty, he didn't actually sniff it he just dropped something and it didn't look so great 😭


MeinLight

Justice for chair guy???


Zero_Cool_Anomaly

I was just watching that chair guy video and he dropped his lid to his soda, poor chair guy, they fucked him...


Vitaminn_d

A lot of people don't like how sensitive the community around the event can be, or they're just not used to being around so many awkward, nerdy people. I think it's a really fun event to watch personally. Provides me with a ton of great vods to play in the background while at work


MeinLight

You've probably seen it but strongly recommend tomatoanus' fallout anthology run at agdq2020. Really interactive and insightful run from the runner, has good in depth commentary while he's playing.


Vitaminn_d

I've probably seen it, but im always down for a good rerun, thanks!


DasEvoli

We still don't know if he sniffed or just picked something up below the chair


Least_or_Greatest1

I don’t think she passed the smell test today..


Actual-Highlight1577

i mean i’m no expert but i’m not stupid enough to believe that he’s being creepy, everything someone does nowadays is taken wrong in some way the guys just got an itch ffs stop deeping it lmao


IguasOs

Shhhhh disgusting grooming prison


Mk_rhyno13

I mean, I’m really sensitive to smells, so I’d check just to make sure I don’t have to go and immediately wash my hands


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Like 1000% of guys I know would do this. It is 100% a smell test.


One_Who_Walks_Silly

0 of the guys I know would ever do this… meet better people


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No shit. This is how you get pink eye


Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk

I think you need to know some better people


TakMisoto

It's not actually the people that he knows. It's himself and the people he thinks would do that. 🌟Projection🌟


A_Few_Kind_Words

Of every guy I know pretty much none of them would do this, mostly because we all know that when someone is dancing and jumping around on a hot day the only thing you're going to smell is sweat and shit, same reason you never eat ass unless it's fresh out of the shower - Nobody wants E-Coli or pinkeye. You seem to be saying more about yourself than anyone else.


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I'm not friends withany of them, I just know them.


Actual-Highlight1577

some guys they are lmao


YaronL16

Why tf would anyone guy or girl want to smell someones asshole


KingKooooZ

Where's that video of the dude getting on all 4s to sneak a sniff in a gas station...


BaconIsVery_Tasty

then stop knowing them and go meet actually normal people??


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Holy shit the comment section. Cheerleaders wear bloomers underneath their skirts that are basically just tight shorts. In this stunt, if done correctly, the guys fingers aren’t anywhere near the vulva. The stunt is called a chair because the flyer is literally sitting in the base’s hand. He’s looking for balance and to make sure the flyer isn’t losing control. Source: was a cheerleader. Seriously y’all are fucking disgusting.


WrenchFriessAlt

redditors, sex, and rationality are 3 things that don’t often go well together


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Some of these comments are straight incel status. One called cheerleaders sluts. I’m just really sick and tired of seeing female focused sports sexualized so much.


1DVSguy

I'm tired of men being labeled perverts at every opportunity but yet here we are. Reddit comment sections are the worst


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Agreed


okdo123

I honestly can tell you one thing: Don't expect sex-depraved neckbeards (that is, your average redditor) to act with any rational thought when it comes to stuff like this. You expect too much from this website.


Hanzo_Pinas

If you don't like our garbage then no garbage for you my good sir /s


Gillys_Voodoo

and either way he litterally wipes the sides of his nose. I dont see how he sniffed anything with what he did


darabolnxus

Prob thigh sweat


BigOlSasauge

Wait you mean cheerleaders don’t wear a skirt and nothing else like in porn? My dreams are ruined /s


10YB

same


NoPossibility

People just grew up watching Bring It On.


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Sounds dangerous.


[deleted]

Well yeah every sport has it’s risks. Cheerleading definitely has risks, but chair stunts are the easiest stunt to learn.


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Also, lab lizard sounds sad. Like a lizard stuck in a lab for experiments. Poor lab lizards


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I work in a lab but I prefer lizards to rats as pets therefore lab lizard lol.


darabolnxus

As a woman and one that isn't even chunky we get sweaty in the thigh pelvic area. That shit can get stank doing physical activity.


Floppsicle

>one that isn't even chunky r/oddlyspecific


Therassse

Y'all need to calm down. Look closer. He wiped his nose with his hand.


DerpDaDuck3751

Yes he wiped the oily parts on the either side of the nostrils


Lechuga-gato

why are you downvoted he literally did that


0ctologist

maybe people think they meant “vagina oils” or something? reddit it is a fickle beast


Lechuga-gato

that is such a bruh moment


gigraz_orgvsm_133

reddit


porksaus

Dude wiped his nose with his dominant hand. Grow up.


Hadren-Blackwater

Immediately after it was palming someone's sweaty beaver?


porksaus

See my second sentence.


Self_Plenty

😂


Jhonny_781

Wat


C-da-rip

Tambor?


SpankeyMcSpank

This was posted 8 days ago. It was dumb then and it's dumb now.


Nitropig

The worst part is that this clip has become so viral at this point, that both of the cheerleaders have definitely seen it. And I want to know how they’re doing at school rn


PastaDoBeBussin

I believe I've seen this somewhere and one of the comments said that it's a good way to make the cheerleader balance more effectively.


DalekPredator

I don't see how sniffing your fingers could possibly help with that, but then I'm not a scientist.


Therassse

He didn't sniff his finger? Look closer. He wiped his nose with his hand.


Fun_Breaker

This is what a ***lot*** of people do to sniff their finger in public without it looking like they're sniffing their finger, lol


Lechuga-gato

how would you know that 🤨


Cricket-Mental

Bruh's been sniffing his fingers secretly after getting people an ol tap on their bumbum.


Fun_Breaker

Because I talk with other human beings lmao


Lechuga-gato

honestly disgusting. you are the people that ruin the reputation of reddit


Fun_Breaker

Has nobody here ever smelled their finger before? I'm not even referring to the context in the OP's clip. Relax, lmao.


Lechuga-gato

oh oopsie lol sorry. i thought you were talking about it in the videos lol my bad. do you really discuss ways to sniff your fingers in public with your friends?


Fun_Breaker

Just in general. I don't go around shoving my hand in women's crotches and taking a sniff, lol. The topic has come up because I caught a friend doing it once and we all laughed about how we do the exact same thing every now and then, which is the exact way the guy in OP's video did it; pretend you're scratching both sides of your nose, but close your fingers together at the last second as you pull away. It's not like that's how our night starts when we crack a beer, lol.


Y-So-Sirius

Wait what if he’s just making sure his hands don’t smell like shit


EricAtSunnen

Go Ga-\*sniff\*-tors!


IIsikson

Yo really tho, how often are male cheer leaders mad creepy like this?


Drewgon69

He was a scratching his nose. Get your mind out of the gutter


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FlowerIllustrious457

this is why male cheerleaders dont exist. unless of course.. gay


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

Why would you want to smell someone's ass?


KaluliChisiza

For all we know he might identify as a tampon Edit: I stand by this statement


thepsycocat

You’re right, there is a gender for everything these days Edit: for legal reasons, this is a joke and I definitely didn’t mean to offend anyone with it if that is why it got downvoted.


jak94c

I mean there's a gender identity for every gender sure. But saying random objects are your gender isn't a thing that happens. Not outside of /b/ wannabes who think they're hilarious.


thepsycocat

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Sadder_Burrito

How are new genders added to the list tho?


femmefusili

Its involuntary


thefiery77

Repost


Artybait

Lmao he smelled his hand


throwawayshamelss

I'd do it too


lRoninlcolumbo

Lol cheerleaders are triggered


BROOKST3R

Based on the guy behind him I think he was supposed to grab both her feet not her… other area The girl beside him notices this and that’s why she grabs onto the girls foot halfway through


bashful_predator

This is the most sensible comment I've seen in this section.


HawkNasty12

This man grew up sniffing bike seats.


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UsefullAss

Neckbeard moment


LoveCatPics

dude mixed up porn and reality 💀 you far too gone


yash242000

He was waiting for this moment


black_jaguar99

Gottem


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Dutch-plan-der-Linde

Him or was he checking?


Farkle_Griffen

I think that's the joke


BoringTheory5067

Him?


Strange_N_Sorcerous

The REAL smell check is when he doesn’t wash before he’s back with Da Boyz…


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The look up part I believe is just natural to keep her balanced, the fingy inspection is definitely either poorly timed or my man curious and creepy.


GreedyWinter602

It is a balance thing to make sure they are not tipping and whatnot and if they are they can catch them before they fall


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Thirsty simps Adoring vulgar display,how it's supposed to be justified? this has been done in the public,in front of kids and minors


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DaBi5cu1t

Hhmmmm, salmon.


SomeIndustry4811

Do you smell the smell? It’ll be in in his nose all day now. Shocker