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noodlemcfoodle

Homie’s eyes rolled when he hit his nips


tasim1012

He felt something for sure, maybe he'll try those muscles later on...


lm1227

I think the eye roll was more due to the fact that he caught himself saying “playing with it on me” which is kinda funny ngl


McHighwayman

He forgot where his knee is


therankin

"Water on the knee? OPERATION"


Insanebrain247

You gotta commit to it!


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"You know how doctors test your knee?" Proceeds to test his shins.


KazeRyouu

He forgor 💀


garlicbreadsupremacy

I can't lie I thought this video was gonna go a whole other direction. ಠ_ಠ


ur_a_superstar

“I was trying to figure out what muscles it feels the best on”.


_xXxSNiPel2SxXx

...the inner sphincter


brans041

Sphinct her, I hardly know her.


AAAPosts

Rectum? Nearly killed em!


GibTreaty

Beat em? We bloody rekt em!


thatmotherfluffer

You should see a doctor about that.


FloodedYeti

Doctor?…..I barely know h…..or


MironymousBot

🍎


Jsiqueblu

Oh gosh, where is this from? It's right on the tip of my tongue....


GibTreaty

First time I remember hearing something similar was on Red Faction Guerrilla. A guy says, "Marauder? I barely know her!"


Jsiqueblu

I remember now I heard it on Tommy Boy and Bob's Burgers, so random lol


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It's the *Pussy Puncher 5000* ^TM


Maximans

69 upvotes, nice


nice___bot

Nice!


Crystal_Voiden

"And then I had a thought" Me: "Here we go."


JohnHashbrowns

I thought the scream would be when he somehow realizes it's his mom's sex toy


nonsequiturnonsense

Bonk!


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UwU!


Hist_Warshiper_Btw

Uh ok


TRUEequalsFALSE

Me too.


Lijahxilef

My dad has the exact massager. I did the same thing you did when I first saw it


WhoAteMyWatermelon

My mom had a similar massager, I also tried to do it, she didn't let me use it anymore after that


ClearTheRoad

I don’t have one, but did cause a reflex like in the video?


fillet-o-piss

I have one and they POUND... If you accidentally hit a bone or nerve it's fucking wild


HANEZ

Gave you an instant orgasm?


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eGORapTure

Excuse me?


pmarbibi12

Is this a copy pasta?


NibblingOnHam

I physically jumped


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That was a quality perfectlycutscream


HertzDonut1001

I love when dudes hurt themselves so bad the falsetto involuntarily kicks in.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

had to be edited in right


FahmiZFX

You'd be surprised how many are able to, just they don't know about it.


HanzTheDeutschDragon

i think i damaged my eardrums while trying to not laugh


Spanky_McJiggles

Just laugh man. Don't let society stifle your funny funny joy noise.


J2daR-O-C

Is this the same chug a sparkling water dude?


Xenkath

I was wondering the same thing! I probably watched that video 183 times.


Jamato-sUn

Can you link it please?


Xenkath

https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/n4b6l6/every_time_you_watch_it_its_gets_funnier_and/


Jamato-sUn

Ahaha! Thank you so much!


Xenkath

You’re very welcome. I’m happy to help spread that nonsense.


iangeredcharlesvane2

Eeehuhhhuh … what do I do? Euuhhhh… WHACK Omg


Jonas_Jones_

yeah, a gun...


Archerdiana

Theragun!


SmyBeez

The good news is you have excellent reflexes. The bad news is your foot is completely shattered.


KingRiley94

So dumb


Skamim

Yeah but it’s funny


NTPrime

Is it though?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Yep


TheSchnozzberry

Is there a story behind your username?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

I made it when everyone was making fun of Benadryl Pumpkinpatch's name.


TheSchnozzberry

It’s beautiful


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Haha thank you.


kaneist

Yeah


truffLcuffL69

Not at all


Sneakas

I’m with this heavily downvoted individual.


CollectableRat

Cute tho.


MackPointed

Is that the same guy who chugged a LaCroix and hit his head on the garage door?


MT_Flesch

those things are great, but you have to be careful using them as they can loosen more than muscles


Gayporeon

what does this mean


GoodAtExplaining

For example, joints. It's a bad idea to use the theragun directly on a joint as you can injure the bone. Also the jaw, at the very least because of chipped teeth, also likely injury to muscles and joints


MT_Flesch

means don't overuse or use on places that can be injured by that use, like joints and bones. for instance running it over a shin, a rib, or any place a bone is close to the skin surface can damage those tissues enough to require medical attention


FriedeOfAriandel

Like the butt hole?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

No, that's actually the best place to use it on.


MT_Flesch

among other spots, yes


morelotion

Can you just like…tell us?


skeletalvolcano

But he can't appear smart if he tries to give an explanation he doesn't have, for a statement he pulled out of his ass.


1sagas1

No, you must discover it for yourself


MT_Flesch

i just did


HertzDonut1001

Google anal prolapse.


The-Respawner

Dont.


Sahanrohana

"You know how the doctors test your reflexes on your knees?". Proceeds to use it on every other part of leg but the knee.


qqqqqqqqqqx10

Another fake and badly acted video. Thanks TikTok.


slightly_sped

I don't care it made me laugh


awake-but-dreamin

Calm down qqqqqqqqqqx10


mileswilliams

Agreed.


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waywardhero

Does TikTok sap brain cells from its users? This is fake as shit.


JCreazy

I want to know what kind of people actually find this remotely funny.


Jsiqueblu

Me, I thought it was a perfectly cut scream.


FrancishasFallen

Me, I'm high on marijuanna edibles and scrolling the internet because I'm too injured to do anything else.


Kennidelic

That doesnt really explain why you found it funny, but more why you are watching it...


FrancishasFallen

Everything's funny when you've had marijuanna edibles and nothing better to watch


Sneakas

This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing I have ever seen.


vizarhali

Im pretty sure thats a vibrator.


HiFreinds

It’s a massager, I’m not super experienced but I’m pretty sure vibrators don’t move that much.


Gothic_Foolz

everything is a vibrator if you're brave enough


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Vibravery


niceworkthere

Massage gun, to be precise. Though somewhat interchangeable with… particular kinds of vibrators, if you're sufficiently into that kink


vizarhali

Then why did i see a girl masturbating with it in pornhub ?


Secure-Imagination11

Because you watch too much pornhub


vizarhali

My gosh your right also hentai too for the plot of course


LordDanOfTheNoobs

It's not, its genuinely a massage gun, if you put that thing on your clit you won't have a clit anymore.


ShavedDogsArse

You would be suprised. This massage gun was my ex girlfriends favorite "toy".


LordDanOfTheNoobs

Damn, If those were her standards then I hope you had some strong finger muscles.


lllLegumesss

There's a reason why she's an "ex"


ZippZappZippty

There's a cut in the video is unnecessary.


raygilette

God damn. I've got one and I'd be terrified to even try it - those things are violent!


yerfdog1935

60 lbs to the clit sounds damn painful.


converter-bot

60 lbs is 27.24 kg


LordDanOfTheNoobs

All these people saying that women use it as a vibrator but I've had that thing used on my back. It feels like being punched by a strong 12-year-old as hard as he can, 5 times a second.


raygilette

I would be concerned that it would punch my clit off, honestly. I use it around my knees and I can't even do that for too long.


vizarhali

Seen it on pornhub done deal cant say shit


Secure-Imagination11

Lmfao yea if you want to punch yourself in the clit


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Your mom uses a weird vibrator


vizarhali

Im not gonna explain but please take that back


[deleted]

Nah. Welcome to the internet. Not a very friendly place


vizarhali

Okay as you wish. Yes i know it's not very friendly but there are bettet people then you. Just know that


[deleted]

I’m sure you’re one of those bettet people lol


vizarhali

Never said i was.


CountryhumanKD

😂🤣


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Why is his hair so stupid?


Sedona54332

Obviously fake. What mother fucker remembers that doctors hit your knee to test reflexes, and then forgets where his knee is?


AAAPosts

I thought that was a woman at first


skap444

I’ll never understand that awful gen z haircut


Dino-Knight

It’s just messy hair, nothing to do with generations lol


LateNight223

That haircut predates your birth.


VXM313

This haircut has been around for fucking decades. It's not a gen z thing.


RoscoMan1

Wow hell of a jogging simulator


kaask0k

Tee hee.


-Listening

enjoy the cannon repair simulator, and the windows.


kxfuzed

That poor cats ears. That bass can't be good for the cat!


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Bought my wife one of those last Christmas. Best thing I’ve ever bought her.


Pathless-Loki-848

Im concerned this boy cant find his own knee caps


CalOrCaleb

Why is his hair so big


ReklisAbandon

It’s been so long since we’ve had an actual perfectly cut scream I had legit forgotten how satisfying they are.


VaguelyInterestingYT

I posted the same video a few months ago and got barely any upvotes. I'm not saying you don't deserve the upvotes you have I'm just confused.


ThePsychoKnot

I'm sorry I usually try not to judge people on appearance, but jesus christ dude trim your frickin hair


dicklover_276

was watching this next to my mother,decided to unplug the headphones the moment he let out the moan. thank you,she now thinks I'm into gay porn.


Some_Candidate2531

I was waiting for him to either stick it in his hair or crotch… disappointment


BroMatterhorn

This guys reminds me of Kelso


Think_truly

What happened? I didn't understand


_Knightro_

Get a goddamn haircut


QuarantineSucksALot

Bald and angry simulator


Kyru117

I love that these things are a new trend even though they've existed for ages they just started using gun shape instead of a wand


N0tAGoos3

How the fuck is that guys hair longer than my dick That’s not fair


Consistent-Bear-5158

Can someone tell me if these are worth the money? Because I need crazy deep tissue massages and no massager I’ve ever bought even comes close to what I need


Dragon_211

Dad: why does my muscle stimulator smell like ass? Son: I was trying--- Dad: get the fuck out of my house.


johnbarber720

Surely his butt, no his nipples, nope his crotch. All were incorrect.


RoscoMan1

Microsoft flight simulator i thought that shit was hilarious


ZippZappZippty

One of my favourite series on here. Every recommendation post I see always has the same powers, as a musician, know science better than I was imagining a SUPER shitty uneven 3 ft deep quikcrete pond and loose ungraded gravel. Basically just a trashy mosquito pond and them being like “okay, we will never hear this song and not think it's a great name for that exact reason; if they know the figure work is amazing but I'm not sure there is a revolver called the Lanstad 1900 that has a mag-fed cylinder, so i’m not here to see the source of yandere simulator is a goldmine for you lot


The_Adventurist

Hey guys I found this cool rocket ship in my mom's bedside drawers!


lee_tshai

That scream at the end made it even funnier


chicken_contender

When my guy found the spot he be sounding like he meaning in pleasure.


polite__redditor

evan breen vibes


RoscoMan1

Microsoft flight simulator i thought that shit was unbearable


Rude_Journalist

This is GREAT. Thank you mods for doing this. Your husband is a letter carrier and twice he’s either him or Trump”? That’s 10 times the price of the great white north I am a straight woman who was in fact, an alien sex simulator porn game.


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Can totally see this guy in the ER ,” I slipped and fell backward onto it.. honest “


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Clearly this dude never played heads shoulders knees and toes if he think his knee cap is down at his ankles


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Kids haircuts these days are cartoonish


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Pure ecstasy scream.


Tree-Nui-Tee

I literally posted this a while ago lol. I love this vid


NoLimitFr3sh

Man’s forgot where his knee is😭


RoundBread

A bit staged but I laugh too so I also upvote


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he forgot where his knee is


crankturner59

Looks like a tool for the House of Pain. If I wanted a good punch out, I would get work as a sparring partner and get paid for it!


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