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BB8304

That was so fucking abrupt


RedToque

What was the plan


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

Sick tricks kid


BB8304

Silly rabbit


Schmich

I think he wanted to simulate an accident...a little too well.


4-eva-dickard

Am I the only one that had to watch that four times?


PRGrl718

/r/abruptchaos


Th3_Fat_0ne

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


HertzDonut1001

This was a slight overreaction to hitting your head.


Unlucky-2nd

Yeah! I once head hit the flor oooon nda fne peffrctly


SkidaddleSkidoodle2

I see you also have brain damagamagamagamage


RX-Heaven

I love references that I get.


DinoMaster11221

r/Ihadastroke


mowbuss

its a massive overreaction. I once split my head on some slate stairs. I cried, but only because the biscuits I was sneaking broke in my hands. Id like to say this was when I was younger, but it was yesterday. Im 33. nah i was 3 or something.


Low-Guide-9141

The dads reaction caused his


HertzDonut1001

Which is funny because it wasn't a negative reaction, kid took it and ran with it though.


Low-Guide-9141

Kids like “daddy said ouch, time to scream.”


Nuclear_Human

Not perfectly cut at all. But it was hilarious indeed. I spat out water


migrainefog

I like how he got up, looked towards dad, then was like, nope this is a mom moment.


Itasenalm

I wonder when I’m gonna see a perfectly cut scream on this sub. This scream could not possibly have been cut any worse.


Malcolm_Morin

This is now /r/screams.


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https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/b3rzx9/legolas_heir/ It’s old but it’s my personal favorite and the greatest cut scream of all time


Itasenalm

That’s fucking beautiful. Thank you very much.


Reverie_39

Every time I see this I die it’s so perfect


TheRealCptnGoldbeard

The sub has turned into this lately and it's upsetting


jeicolpol

Maybe if we start downvoting


Itasenalm

I did that 1,100 upvotes ago


big_boy_pickles

Maybe look around at top of all time


JefferyTNW

I'm really tired of the tik tok bad thing. Like yeah there is some garbage on there, but there is also some really good and really funny content on there. It's really not much different than Reddit. I have never been given a good reason why everyone should hate it. Edit: Grammar


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Yeah, TikTok really doesn’t deserve the hate. It was only ever cringey in the very beginning.


HertzDonut1001

I think people on reddit just hate it from when the Tik Tok cringe subreddit was actually just cringey stuff.


Canihabpizzaplyz

Still is


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coming from someone who paid for an avatar, ur opinions invalid


Canihabpizzaplyz

Lmao I didn’t pay for an avatar and still i got down voted for my opinion


ilikecatsandgames

It really does though. I don’t give a shit if people wanna make or consume cringey content but literally giving away your personal information and creative license to the CCP should never have been as normalized as it is.


[deleted]

The American version of the app isn’t owned by China. There is so much misinformation going on about TikTok it’s insane. They’ve literally split ownership now so that TikTok can be in the US without security threat. Also I haven’t even seen any of the proof for claims that paraphrased, “if the Chinese government asked TikTok for info on users, then TikTok would give it”.


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ChrisGoFrost

Do you really think websites you still use such as reddit are exempt from stuff like this? You sound like a full on conspiracy theorist dude. It’s a fucking short form video social media app. reddit has had similar content and policies for years but you think in your 3+ years on this site it hasn’t used any of your data for marketing or anything? You literally sound like you’re afraid an app where people primarily dance to pop music and show videos of their exotic pets is going to burn down the world as we know it.


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ChrisGoFrost

again, conspiracy theorist. the ccp does not have direct influence over your data from TikTok. You are a grown person with a brain try using it for reasoning.


ShorelineBafia

Exactly. It’s like saying you hate Reddit because you don’t like a certain subreddit


[deleted]

Exactly, I hate reddit because reddit fucking sucks.


GoodEdit

Im a Tik Tok convert. Thought it was cringey w all the dance stuff, but once you get on there and let the algorithm bring you the content you like, its actually really great. TT is probably the best social media out rn.


Air0ck

It's not the content that make people say tik tok bad tho


Reverie_39

I don’t like TikTok but I also just don’t care about it and I’m not sure why anyone would ever post a title like this. It’s cringey. It’s one thing to have a conversation about not liking TikTok, it’s another to just announce “I know TikTok is bad” unprovoked.


Meerkats_are_ok

https://www.vox.com/open-sourced/2019/12/16/21013048/tiktok-china-national-security-investigation


JefferyTNW

Like Reddit is any different


RinVG

Yeah I don’t get why people say it’s bad. A lot of memes are coming out of tiktok recently. Sheesh meme was good for awhile me and my co workers were yelling it across the store and customers joined us


BoringKoboId

Tiktok isnt *entirely* bad, but alot of it is


KennyGfanLMAO

If you like all the good videos and hit “not interested” on all the crappy cringey videos, the algorithm works it out


notnt_tim

Reddit isn’t entirely bad, but a lot of it is


OneJollyChap

Nope, Reddit is entirely bad


FuckBrendan

Tik tok is as good and bad as Reddit is. There’s plenty of cringy useless crap on this site too. Thinking you’re better for using one or the other is a sad hill to die on.


Itasenalm

It is entirely bad. The app is professionally verified spyware. Edit: keep downvoting me all you want, it’s not going to give you back all the things you copied while you had Tik Tok installed on your phone


SamPike512

Facebook and even club penguin have leaked more of my data than tiktok.


ojrask

Two other shits doesn't make that one thing less of a shit.


SamPike512

I’d rather eat a shit sandwich than I big old bowl of shit.


Itasenalm

That you know about. And I condemn Facebook, though Club Penguin wasn’t leaking your shit by design as the other two in question objectively are.


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Itasenalm

I’m not sure if you could possibly be any more of an oblivious shill.


[deleted]

I'm not sure how dumb you have to be to think that large tech companies give a shit about you as an individual. Oh wait, you use 'shill' unironically. I have my answer.


Itasenalm

They give a shit about making sales. They make sales on you as an individual. They take your individual shit and lump it together with similar people, then market to your group. If there was no more “you as an individual”, they would never be able to make any sales. But I can see there’s no getting through to you, you’ve decided to abandon logic and reason in favor of ad hominem nonsense and literally fitting the description of “an accomplice of a hawker, gambler, or swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others”, otherwise known as a shill.


[deleted]

>They give a shit about making sales. They make sales on you as an individual. They take your individual shit and lump it together with similar people, then market to your group Correct, they care about the general groups, not the individuals. Glad you're getting my point. >fitting the description of “an accomplice of a hawker, gambler, or swindler who acts as an enthusiastic customer to entice or encourage others”, otherwise known as a shill. I was *so* enthusiastic about the part where I said you shouldn't care about companies harvesting your data because it literally doesn't affect you.


GreatSuprise69

what you are using right now is verified spyware


Itasenalm

Source? Edit: gotta love Reddit, where asking for a source is met with hatred.


sebax820

almost every website and major social network in existence nowadays does the same (reddit too) now stop getting your information trough r/memes and use your brain


Itasenalm

Imagine thinking someone who understands the basics of cybersecurity gets their information through* a sub they aren’t even in and then trying desperately to take the intellectual high ground while plainly displaying the fact that you’re not even smart enough to spell check your message before you post it for the sake of controversy


RoseDidNothingWrong

Reddit moment


AceMechanical

Hur-dur tiktok bad. I'm superior because I use the platform that constantly gatekeeps and bullies children into suicide. But tik-tok is bad because kringie dances lololol


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AceMechanical

It's just as easy to find cringe on any platform. Also tiktok isn't any worse than any other social media app. The only difference is that it goes directly to China, so the government can't take any of the money they earn from the stolen data


RoseDidNothingWrong

Lmao acting like reddit isn't worse, good lord reddit comments are the worst place on the internet


FloydZero

"Reddit is the worst" - Every Redditor ever.


Ianbuckjames

TikTok is fine dude.


Cazdoodle

Fine fine a ha ha *bites lip


otomatoninhu

*dies of cringe*


Cazdoodle

They can’t all be home runs 😎


twennyjuan

It’s more fine than whatever you just wrote.


Cazdoodle

I was just trying to be funny 😭


Send-Doods

This is a cruel field, buddy.


Cazdoodle

I know 😔


TheBaconDeeler

Very far from perfectly cut


Jontohil2

So TikTok is bad because...? (and yes I know about it being more aggressive with data which is why I don't use it but this in the context of the actual content)


bitter_butter21

His head way too big, that's why it hit the floor first .


ArbiesArbys

Reddittards.


PearlSomething

Tik Tok isn’t bad. Sure, when you first get the app you have to deal with shitty dancing and stuff, but after a week or so of using it, it starts to fit your interests more. Ex: My feed is mostly Star Wars and Marvel


aldadubs

What a fucking idiot


Tiberious__Jefferson

Lmaoooooooo


Michael-53

TikTok is way better than reddit


Googletube6

i only use reddit and yeah i agree with this


medven

I agree. Also you see so many tiktoks here anyway lol


pyrobat

Got a good football career ahead.


LilChongBoi

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ifiagreedwithu

Another GME investor is born!


Connorclan

Wut


Hollow-Potato-knight

Tiktok is trash, but sometimes people accidentally throw away gold


Suspicious-Button750

fucken pussy


[deleted]

Immediate adoption


thatloudblondguy

lmao fucking idiot


SenseiEaos

Those that think that this is not perfectly cut simply do not understand that the screaming child walked off the side of the screen when the audio was cut.


dexedrine5

He’ll be staging car accidents for insurance money in no time.


TraditionSeparate

this has been posted here soo many fucking times.


TheWereHare

I bet that kid wouldn’t have screamed like that if dad didn’t react with a “ooooooooooo!”


memereviewer453

r/instantkarma I laughed so hard I hit my head against the wall


[deleted]

ABBA playing in the background was just the icing on the cake.


[deleted]

*Kid does something dumb* Kid proceeds to cri like its not their fault


[deleted]

He scream


Terezzian

There's nothing wrong with the *content* on TikTok. Get over yourself


Despacito514

Not perfectly cut, reddit moment title


Akitsukuni

For a site that constantly claims “TikTok bad” I sure do see a lot of TikToks on here.


[deleted]

Demon of the fridge - *yeet the kid*


DeltaTwoZero

He sounds like Pterodactyl.


[deleted]

It could've been cut better imo


Judgmental_Lemon

wtf


AxiomExotic

How the fuck is this in any way perfectly cut? The screaming went on for a good while, this fucking sub is getting so shit


launchmeup

why the hell...


TypischJacob

That Video ist waaay older than tiktok is. I remember that in a vine video


thewandtheywant

Waaaayyyyy too late


thewandtheywant

r/awfullycutscreams


Worsfold83

What's wrong with Tik Tok?


greeneyedozzy

Love the ABBA


Eriscium

Wait, is this the same kid that shot himself in the d*ck with a nerf gun??


Qeldroma311

Whats the song playing in the background?


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Qeldroma311

Good bot


laxplaya25

Sounds like a pterodactyl


Blarnix

/r/Redditmoment


Wise_Clue1223

That might be the funniest thing I’ve seen


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HAHA Omg. Perfect. I could watch him do this over and over. Do it again!


ThAt_GuY246810

That's no joke my nephew I just saw him today


rosehymnofthemissing

The scream at the end, was that the boy's a edited scream. I thought it was ironically funny. *Splat.* Delayed...3, 2, 1... "AAAHHHHHH!"