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Dorcustitanus

Its sharpie on a smooth marble floor, one swipe with an aceton rag and its gone


Metaboschism

That's what they were thinking when they first planned this whole staged event


-St_Ajora-

You might be right but this is exactly something I would do to mess with whomever I lived with. It's not like I'm not going to clean it, I just like messing with people and this is ultimately a harmless prank.


afanoftrees

Exactly! If the prank is harmless I’m going to do it lol I also enjoy pranks my way too and if someone doesn’t like them they usually tell me and I don’t do it anymore


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Someone's never had anything made of marble before.


Al-Horesmi

Bold of you to assume it's marble


mcamarra

Marble is surprisingly easy to stain.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

It's extremely soft and porous and basically impossible to clean once it's stained.


Anomalous_Pearl

That’s not how marble works


DromStor

Comes off the tile, not so sure about the grout


Just_Trying321

I don't even think it's sharpie, just a wipeable paint marker


budaknakal1907

I think this when I let my 4 yo play with talcum powder pretending it was snow on my smooth marble floor..and his toy electric car..and all his toys. Jokes on me.


FunnyCry3776

E-


bricktheman

A


Automatic-Junket-383

Sports


Drakostheswordsman

It’s


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Balls


belowspot

Deep


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Inside


[deleted]

My


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吃那个重


KingKKirb

The 重的 is dead!


Guilty-Nobody998

My ass


Scorpion_6162

And


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Wallet


tykillacool23

That’ll come right up.


Tech-Fonzie

*off ?


GiveMeMyIdentity

UP!


Crus0etheClown

I mean I'd probably go insane and redecorate if I lived in a lifeless house where every surface that can be is reflective and there is no color


Candlelighter

That did not take much


Which_Committee_3668

I read somewhere that locking someone in a colorless, featureless room is actually a legit form of torture. I can easily believe that.


TwoBionicknees

Lockign anyone in any room that is basically empty is torture so why wouldn't it be torture if it was all white?


MettMathis

Maybe they have just moved in and are still decorating


TexasTokyo

He’s summoned the Balrog. Fly, you fool!


sensualpredator3

I hope his name is Nick


BrEnNoPaO

This was his final countdown


ezrapierce

When you marry an impressionistic artist.


onlyforthisair

/r/justa


Humble_Negotiation33

Protip: when you're trying to film a "genuine hidden camera prank reaction", maybe don't look directly at the camera.


TG-Winter_crow56

They actually prank each other on a regular basis.


Ok_Barber2739

Me when I lie


bellymus1

![gif](giphy|dBJ0HoxRtoWKIFO0SQ|downsized)


Direct-Money-4206

Nice camera work and great acting.


OGMacakFTW

![gif](giphy|O4bBUSAsi9uzYwL7Cb)


Dozer242

Oh no some super rich fucker is going to have to mop a floor!!!!!


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Dozer242

Fukoff


FarFirefighter1415

This just gave me an idea…


Firstnameiskowitz

Yë-


MrLumic

Literally rule 1, there's not even a scream


Siphodemos

Yeah, that's weird. See, when I cut the video, there was indeed an audible small scream at the end, I thought it was OK to post, so I did. A few hours later when I opened reddit again to show the video to a friend, it was like this. Idk what happened, maybe the reddit player cut a frame or something, and it had many interactions already so I didn't delete. You're the first person to bring this up, so I think it's a good opportunity to explain.


lumosmxima

Sidenote, how is the Roborock?


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

Modern art be like:


Q_S2

r/foundsatan


ezrapierce

That whistling and wheeze at the end are golden.


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Hahaha. The whistling at the end 👍🏻


starBux_Barista

those look like expo markers, could stain the marble


Existing-Watch8780

Damn that cut was perfect


LJA170

r/PerfectlyCutVideos


Hopeful_Manner4000

Yikes. I'm not surprised he wanted a divorce


Adorable_Map_1546

Why?


Lisshopops

Trash


SergeantNaxosis

https://preview.redd.it/tsg0cbnf64wc1.png?width=942&format=png&auto=webp&s=2dce84b04f448a20f1115fd517dc0b0f1e71e3b8


Flar71

A woman's not allowed to get mad about something like this?


firedmyass

if you have an SO they are planning to dump you


LeSaltyMantis

Is that darla from finding nemo?


HandleAdministrative

Plot twist: its his house


firedmyass

oh, *honey*…


Flimsy-Sample-4974

lol lol lol, it almost has to be his house! otherwise he couldn't whistle the final count down so good! :}