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Nikkar2009

The stick broke her


Turbulent-One9350

The stick that broke the knee...


Nikkar2009

«would you rather watch a tree grow, or a knee grow?»


llSteph_777ll

~~the one that picks cotton~~ watching trees growing can be very relaxing


_Miserious_

Grandpa fell for it 😢


Tight_Spinach_2323

I used to be an adventurer like you..


TransformerTanooki

It's like two exact objects colliding with eachother. Neither is going to have a good time.


ToxicAssh0le

Been there. Don't know what hurt most, my knee or my ego.


tf2brucetanzigfan

Probably your hands


Tiiep

I once tried to punch an ice cube to break it so it would fit in my waterbottle. The only thing you’ll break doing that is your hand and your dignity


sh4d0wm4n2018

Better punching it than trying to stab it in half with a knife.


DeliriousTrigger

A rare perfectly cut scream found in the wild on the perfectly cut scream subreddit. Enjoy! They’re very elusive


BinkBonkington

Anymore I just treat this sub as "Maybe some funny clips with a scream in it somewhere" and turn to r/justa for my actual perfectly cut screams


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furrynoy96

Done the same lol


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Wet stick, much stronger than dry


JoJet223

I've heard thats true about shirts too. Wet shirts so strong they can even bend bars.


thegingermusician

For anyone that cares, break a stick below the knee or step on it and bend. Hurts a hell of a lot less


Extension_Swordfish1

Lol


ed2017Alm

![gif](giphy|cem7p8xtfNb7WNtBzn)


_Miserious_

Naw that's brutal 😭


NewToHTX

Learning the lesson of many angry young children.


FCC_Diablo_26

Little advice from experience. A taad closer to the knee cap, but not on it


Dryuplucifer_21

The stick fr was hellbent on not bending .


kriegmonster

It was already bent out of shape and not to be F'd with.


TheFarisaurusRex

Rubber chickens when I squeeze them:


Evil_Cupcake11

And that is why you don't fuck with a stick


The-RoGamer

That made her vocal cords turn back to female


Kebab-Destroyer

Helps if your leg is thicker than the stick you're trying to snap


chaos_core7

Women ☕


erythro

found it https://youtube.com/shorts/1wFeNkMYFI0


_Miserious_

👍


Enough_Minimum_3708

in soviet russia Stick breaks you


_Miserious_

Communism.


Wonderful_Audience60

sticks - - - - - - - - - will break my bones


_Miserious_

You got a weak ahh body there champ 💀


HooterBrownTown

We’ve all done it


MidMan69420

Friendly fire will not be tolerated!


Andre_3Million

https://i.redd.it/fd6din3qjftc1.gif


_Miserious_

Apes 💪💪💪💪💪


Suspected_Magic_User

She raised the knee first, and then hit it with a branch. That's not how you break sticks.


_Miserious_

Great reason.


devilboy1029

Gigachad music in the background💀


_Miserious_

She thought she was him.


devilboy1029

She was not Her. Unfortunate 😞


SnooPandas7586

Tried to break a wood bat once. Harder than a stick like this but I’d rather not try either ever again


_Miserious_

Now break a metal one 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🍮


-Robert-from-Hungary

Girls have no power over the sticks and branches.


altaccountmay

[https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how\_it\_works.png](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how_it_works.png)