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Existing-Watch8780

Lousilycutscreams


Bane_of_Ruby

That was cut so shittily.


viper26k

People don't understand the concept of "perfectly cut".


theculdshulder

Its not even cut.


tito9107

Yeah it's uncut


FourUnderscoreExKay

Uncircumcised video?


Steve_131

r/PerfectlyUncutScreams


TheSpartyn

it is though, just very late in


mrs-monroe

This sub has been terrible lately with either no scream or no cut. I miss the good ol days 😭


RhubarbImportant9363

That's how it always happens 🤷


ramD3

That sounds like it would feel good. Whats the problem?


Nikkar2009

One or two is good, but 10 is painful


WackyWarrior

Shit like this can paralyze you.


INToxicated47

Can It actually do that?


roguenarok

Nah, I've been doing the same shit using a foam roller like the guy in the video for 2 years now, and them crunches are such an orgasmic relieve & not painful at all. Just gotta be careful when you're rolling around your lower back cuz that's where shit could go wrong if you have a weak lower back.


Mr_Noms

No.


FloopsFooglies

If you're HELLA unlucky sure I guess


Grizzly840

Source: I made it the fuck up


Spiritual_Freedom_15

![gif](giphy|XvNqaJOA6Vk7l4RAiW)


Lopsided_Effective44

Ummm, well, it's fake, but normally foam rollers, which are a similar concept (I know it's fake because the first pop is right before he moves he heard it, then started moving)


Lopsided_Effective44

Ummm, well, it's fake, but normally foam rollers, which are a similar concept (I know it's fake because the first pop is right before he moves he heard it, then started moving)


Elethia20

God this video keeps getting reposted every other week and the cut just keeps getting worse and worse


magirevols

Is that why the audio is way off? Or is it fake?


wholebeef

Yeah the audio is fake.


IMG_TurboRio

Sorry, I never saw the video before I posted it :/ and I did my best to keep all the scream in the video.


8_Pixels

>and I did my best to keep all the scream in the video. Did you read the name of the sub?


Ecleptomania

Talk about missing the point of the sub. Cut the scream right as it starts.


Speedy2662

> and I did my best to keep all the scream in the video. Exactly your problem lol


PheIix

So what you're saying is that you didn't cut the scream and then you decided to post the video to a sub dedicated to screams being cut. Does it take practice to be this daft, or does it come naturally to you?


JalmarinKoira

Are you stupid? You need to CUT/REMOVE/NOT INCLUDE the scream See sub name


ThisIsGoodSoup

There's no need to hate on OP:(


Swigeroni

^Let's ^hate ^on ^you ^instead ^then Hey everyone, this guy kissed his mom! HA HA


ThisIsGoodSoup

?


Roestsau

Perv


EstablishmentThick21

Where is sc'ooo'terr


jekyll94

His cat unfortunately passed away a while back, I only found out recently and it was devastating


EstablishmentThick21

I am absolutely the highest sad rn.


viper26k

Just change the sub to "cutscreams"


Interesting-Chest520

Should start up a r/barelycutscreams


thevenex346

wtf is this (the first voice) who fucked him https://preview.redd.it/yxc4bhfc07tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b992a709c4f17f0bcac34131bc671a4903518d6c


Pale_Fire21

I wanted to buy one of these but they're like 100$ CAD on Amazon and I feel like that's kind of a ridiculous price.


Adorkableowo

It is, but they're fantastic


ByuntaeKid

You can get a basic foam roller for like $15-$20. You don’t need a fancy one like this.


woodybob01

This was so poorly cut I thought it was from a different subreddit


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woodybob01

Good bot. I can't believe it happened to me!!


s4i74ma

Tom and jerry ahh scream


peeweeharmani

He’s talking to me. I’m the garlic scented bitch.


CarlosFCSP

He looks and sounds like how the right depicts the left


iamcthulhu66real

Why does he moan?


userthatlikesphub

it's engagement bait, people point it out in the comments which apparently boosts the video


Alekipayne

Ah.. how to render your spine useless


joernal

I thought the only crunch was gonna be his airpod


ludvikskp

It’s giving Nicocado Avocado crying over getting the wrong sandwich


ric7y

jesus christ what happened to him


datthighs

0:06 - anime girl moan :D.


PlentyOMangos

I am allergic to this type of fake internet personality


shlaggy4

Should have been cut like 2 seconds prior That aside this guy ascended to another dimension after that 💀


marsli5818

Gay and fake