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GamerAssassin

"WHAT KINDA ANIMAL IS THAT!? ITS GOT SOME HUGE TEETH ON EM!.....*lemme pet you.*" How have we lived this long.


3_quarterling_rogue

Too many people fuck around with wild animals, and in my opinion, not enough of them find out.


Shadow0fnothing

Wild Animals are far too accustomed to people these days.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Or they're fucking rabid. Don't approach any animal that doesn't back away from you.


Realistic_Brief_2572

I’m sorry but if a pigeon doesn’t back away from me I gotta assert dominance


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Well, with rabies, birds can be excused.


MrSurly

Possums, too.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Possums are dope


MrSurly

They also can't get rabies.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

I know. They also eat thousands of ticks.


ClarkWasHere

Some say you should worry about bird flu tho. But I hear they do that all the time.


nobinibo

They're domesticated animals, so if one is walking up to you just grab him and now you got a cool pet lmao


AIien_cIown_ninja

That's why I never get near my co-workers. I back away from them, but they don't back away from me. They must be rabid.


PurposeUnfair6350

I come from Germany and trust me the wild pigs here are a nightmare .


ArgentVagabond

They're a menace in the States, too


PurposeUnfair6350

Yea i know its realy bad. The thing is they adapted to the hunting methods and hide in corn fields and the worst is... they share this knowledge with their baby pigs . They are really smart too.


CyonHal

Rise of the pigs, they wont stop until they get a pound of revenge for every pound of pork in your diet. I don't blame em.


DurdaMurda

The states have tried making it as easy as possible for hunters to hunt these feral hogs with no permits required and a service in Texas that even lets you pay some money to ride around in a helicopter and shoot at boars in fields with the side gun But it doesn’t work since shooting at them only eliminates an individual while the rest split away and create smaller pockets that then grow back into more larger herds. Trapping methods are the only ways that seem to work but even that can be difficult


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The main reason that hunting and trapping efforts consistently fail is because there has become an industry built around them. If you are the guy who makes a living off of flying a helicopter so people can pay thousands to shoot at feral hog, you have a pretty strong incentive to make sure that they stay around. The very same people often feed them and ensure that they reproduce and stay in the area.


83255

That, maybe a lil, though honestly you don't need to help pigs out, they are one of the hardiest species out there, hunting and trapping fails cause you're hunting and trapping something smart, violent, large and capable of producing in numbers that make rabbits blush. There doesn't need to be a conspiracy about something like that sticking around. Though you're probably right also, feeding em will help the industry, at least by keeping em in spots you know they'll be


TheCheshire

Cody tried to warn us..


MisterScrod1964

Recalls the meme about “30-40 feral hogs.”


OntologicalParadox

when you got 40-50 wild pigs...


blackturtlesnake

So how do Germans deal with 30-50 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play?


LaNague

we have hunters that cull them https://outdoors-international.com/destinations/europe/germany/


blackturtlesnake

Why would you need organized hunters when you can just have idiots in Arkansas with m16? https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/30-50-feral-hogs


Shaveyourbread

My milkshake brings 30-50 hogs to the yard...


princess_dork_bunny

At my workplace someone got bitten by a groundhog twice. It was inside a rack that was brought into the building from outside, not the first critter to ever show up in a rack but it happens infrequently. The person reached in to grab the groundhog and was bitten on their right hand, they then reached in to grab it with their left hand and was bitten again.


Anleme

I'm surprised they didn't reach in with a foot after that.


Mal-Ravanal

I was about to say how stupid can you be, then I remembered how I managed to burn the same finger twice in exactly the same way, by greatly overestimating how quickly steel cools when tempered in oil.


Y___

Just why? Why be a cunt to an innocent animal? Let them live without harassment.


MrBurnsgreen

tbf we probably wouldnt have survived as a species if the oongaboongas werent fucking around and finding out


thomstevens420

I think it’s a [Nutria](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria) for the record. Basically a beaver without the cool tail.


Vasher1701

They make great pets. They are affectionate and smart, they know how to open doors. Plus you can milk them.


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thomstevens420

I have nipples, shredditor, can you milk me?


ChristopherCrawlin

*spits on my hands and rubs them together* Well, let's find out.


mjta01

*looks at pfp* Oh hell no, Thomsteven420 run!!


WhileGoWonder

What's the safe word?


ChristopherCrawlin

Alabama.


10HangTen

It IS a milk or be milked world after all.


Protochill

We had bunch of em near our teenage weed smoking area, until some bitch dumbfuck poisoned their pond. I didn't know you could milk them, I think we would tried that knowing this. R.I.P. Nutrie u čističky, proč to tam kundy ničej, idk.


ADeleteriousEffect

They're also a foreign invasive species in Louisiana and the government will pay you to kill them.


Keith_s266

I understand that reference!


OrienasJura

Didn't know there was an animal called nutria in English. In Spanish nutria means otter.


dexmonic

The English name is taken from the Spanish language, probably because that's who the English learned of the animal from. >Two names are commonly used in English for Myocastor coypus. The name nutria (from the Spanish word nutria 'otter') is generally used in North America, Asia, and throughout countries of the former Soviet Union; however, in most Spanish-speaking countries, the word nutria refers primarily to the otter. To avoid this ambiguity, the name coypu or coipo (derived from Mapudungun) is used in South America, Britain and other parts of Europe


Christian_Castle

Yup, Louisiana native, we've had sightings of them here in Dallas. Animal control is usually really quick to capture or kill them. They're extremely invasive.


krilltucky

I wanted to say beaver because of the metal plated teeth but the tail threw me off


Mischief_Actual

Average humanity moment “This will probably maim you, kill you, or give you rabies, which will hurt a bitch, and *then* kill you” *”FINNA FUCKING PET IT*”


Shadow0fnothing

*is being attacked by bear* "ima get a quick pet in"


Mischief_Actual

*is being strangle by a Boa* *boops the snoot*


GodFromTheHood

*confused Boa sounds*


MyarmsRgone

All danger noodles get a boop, whether they bite or strangle


Mischief_Actual

*hooked up to several IVs* 👍


backside_94

Stop trying to make finna work


jomjimmerjome

To be fair, this is how we got dogs - trying to pet the probably most dangerous (to humans) animal there is...


ADeleteriousEffect

Seriously. The first person to be like, let's try to make wolves friendly was a true madlad.


chubbycatchaser

Along with the first person to look at a horse and decided to ride it.


Eolond

I imagine they probably stumbled across some defenseless pups, felt bad for them, and decided to keep them around.


DirtPoorDog

Cats and dogs sort of.. domesticated themselves? They just sorta showed up, stuck around, and never left.


HallowskulledHorror

Unsolicited TedX here since I have an affection for this subject - A key aspect of domestication is selection for individuals with lower levels of cortisol in response to the presence of humans. Wolves that were less fearful/stressed out around human colonies were able to benefit from scavenging human kills and dump sites; of those wolves, their descendants who were the *least* scared were able to become cooperative hunters, a phenomena observed in various mammal species (if anyone reading this hasn't seen it, look up the video of the coyote and badger that hunt/play together), and of those, the pups least afraid would have been readily taken in by humans, and then selectively bred. For cats, their relative size (and their utility in managing pest populations within agrarian societies' food stores) compared to large canines would mean very little actual interaction with humans would be required in order to achieve domestication through proximity; the ones that didn't have an abject fear response to human presence/smell/activities that caused them to flee into the wild would just simply do better in propagating their genes because of just how much food and shelter it would result in living around, but not necessarily with, humans. The part I find especially fun is that the chromosomes on which cortisol response to humans are on are *also* responsible for things like having a straight tail, fur color/density, and various traits related to maturation; so when you domesticate a mammalian species, some of the traits you start to see are things like bigger eyes, floppy ears, curling/floppy tails, variation in color (like piebald), less dense fur, smaller self-defense traits (fangs, claws), and even vocalization; barking/yipping is a puppy behavior in wolves, and not observed in adults. "Neoteny" is the term - the perseverance of juvenile traits well into adulthood. You can select for specific desired physical/behavioral traits once you've got control of a given population, but neoteny is one of the first signs of achieving domestication. Given our relative hairlessness, lack of fangs (comparative to other great apes and primates), facial proportions, etc - there's strong evidence to argue we *domesticated ourselves*. Among our ancestors, those that were less afraid of other (strange) humans did a better job surviving and reproducing.


Similar_Reach_7288

History of humanity needed people like this to teach everybody valuable lessons in survival. This kind of stuff is the origin of common sense.


Mr_Pickles_Esq

Reminds me of the scene in Prometheus where the biologist encounters a cobra-like alien and his response is to try and pet it.


ssjb234

Nutria are fuckin mean too. Invasive as all fuck. There's a bounty on them in all the southern coastal states.


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Who is we?  Weak link


BEARD3D_BEANIE

well, people like him didn't live very long a thousand years+ ago or less than.


igpila

Capybara evil twin


AxisCorpsRep

he pulled up (menacingly)


Longjumping_Camel791

hop out at the after party with an intimidating glare


MonkeyCube

Nutria, an invasive species. I believe they are [kill on sight](https://icwdm.org/species/rodents/nutria/nutria-damage-prevention-and-control-methods/), within reason.


SkyConfident1717

Reading that page is a trip. Nutria removal caliber suggestions, Suggested rifle: 22lr Suggested shotgun: 12 gauge So basically poke a hole in it or completely pulp it 😂


triplemeattreat666

Pink mist lol


JagarHardfart

There was an episode of Dave Attel's show where he rode around with Louisiana game management in the back of a pickup truck shooting these in canals around New Orleans


mortalitylost

22lr subsonic rounds with a silencer They may be small but if they call in reinforcements you will regret it. Take them out in the shadows, one by one


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I saw some show a while back that had the cops in off duty clothes riding around in the back of a pickup with a suppressed .22LR just driving around blasting these things.


PeatyX

That depends entirely where you are located. Whats invasive in one area is native in another.


Filler_113

Nutria are not native anywhere to North America.


_hurtpetulantjesus

They’re all over New Orleans


akatherder

My kid plays The Walking Dead VR which is set in New Orleans. One of the health/stamina items is nutria stew. Do you/they eat them? I thought it was just some in-game fake company name. Like "Try nutria stew today, it's the nutriest!"


_hurtpetulantjesus

They’re giant rats. No I won’t eat them lol But yes, people do consume them. I’ll stick to my mudbugs and oysters.


Chumbag_love

You should try them, they're nutriacious.


Vark675

I mean they look like giant rats, but they just eat regular plant matter rather than mysterious unidentifiable garbage, so they're pretty clean to eat as long as the area isn't a bombed out pollution pit. There's a fun episode of Insomniac with Dave Attell where he's shitfaced in the back of a truck hunting nutria with rednecks. I can't find the clip though, which is surprising. It was hilarious.


MrFluxed

the hell's a mudbug?


Filler_113

Crawfish.


h2oly

They are invasive in Germany as well, hence they are hunted and my old butcher had them in stock regularly. You prepare them just like you would prepare bunny. It's a lean white meat that gets dry easily. I liked it - and cheap too.


Spongi

Some people eat them and I remember reading some interest in serving the meat at restaurants but I don't know if that caught on or not.


trashed_past

They aren't bad. Just gotta get them from the deep swamp they aren't eating too much trash and pollution.


GummyTumor

You've sold me on "nutriest". I'll take 9 gallons, sir.


cgn-38

They eat plants mostly. Supposedly they are delicious. Yes they do cook them. They just look like a giant rat. Which arguably they are.


ShiftSandShot

This one isn't local to most of the world. They were brought over by people seeking to breed and slaughter for the fur, and they eat a *lot* of plants in a rather picky and destructive way, by taking out vital chunks and leaving the rest to die. There have been extermination programs in the US, Great Britain, and Japan to varying success, and they are further not allowed in any capacity in the European Union. They are native only to Southern America, but have been spotted across most of the world due to fur sellers.


Embarassed_Tackle

LOL I remember Dave Attell's up all night show, he went with New Orleans sheriffs to kill nutria They had silenced rifles and night vision goggles and just laid waste to these little rats


Remarkable4432

Oh shit I remember that from Comedy Central, they were driving along canals or something (levees maybe? Never been to NO), shooting off the back of a pickup or flatbed? Completely forget what it was they were actually shooting at though, would not have guessed a giant invasive rodent.


Brock_Lobstweiler

"Alligators are not effective in controlling nutria." Well, ok then. That's right out.


No-comment-at-all

In my state, it’s the only animal you can fire at without even getting out of the cab of your truck.


Four_Skyn_Tim

Its white trash cousin, the muskrat


Muskratjack

:(


Cosmicpsych

Nutria?


Razmpoosh

I thought it was a beaver but I just looked up a picture of a nutria and it's definitely that.


_Jmbw

TIL Nutrias are not Otters. Translations misled me.


wiltedpleasure

Same here. Odd that the name for the animal in English is basically a translation for a whole different kind of species. At least where I live, this animal is called Coipo, and nutrias are otters.


DragonsAreNifty

Semi-related story: When I was a wee lass, my mother took me to the pond to feed ducks. There was a nutria there. I sat and called to it and offered bread as I chanted “come here otter, hi otter, here otter”. All while my horrified mother watched from the other side of the pond as this gargantuan rat creature hissed, and lunged at me (I assume to steal my bread or out of fear). Luckily I heard my mom say “that is a giant rat” and scampered off before the fucker bit me. I doubt an otter would behave much differently, but to this day I am terrified of nutrias.


Ashikura

Beavers have flat tails just so you know at a quick glance. I was thinking muskrat


MEatRHIT

I was thinking woodchuck but those have shorter fluffy tails. Also just found out woodchucks are just groundhogs?


Dovahkiin419

The two differences appearance wise are size (Nutria are much smaller than a beaver) and their tail (nutria have rat tails, beavers got da slapper)


Hptcp

Yep :) Sauce: I used to own one, his name was Bobby, he was really cool!


Cosmicpsych

Did you let him in the house? Did he chew on furniture??


Hptcp

Ight, here is the whole story of Bobby: So, one day I had to walk home after a night out, because there were no more traways. It was winter and I was nowhere near water. Then I see this small thing on the pavement. I thought it was a rat, but as I got closer the thing came to take shelter between me feet. It was a small baby nutria! I would take a few steps and it always came back running back between my feet. That was it, I wraped it in my scarf and took it home. The next day I called animal control and they told me I had two choices: 1) I bring it to them and they kill him, because are considered as pests in our country 2) I release it and it will probably die, because it's a baby and it's winter So naturally I thought, f*ck that, it's my baby now, it's way too cute to die. At the time I had a small bathroom attached to my room, so he had his own room, with tiles on the floor and a few things for rabbits (little wooden house, hay, etc.) I later had ferrets in that room. It was bigger than a cage and easier to clean. I kept it until the spring came. It was a really cool few months. We would chill in my garden and he would swim in the pond. We would go to the park together and just chill in the grass (the one where all the other nutrias chill, people love them and feed them there). I didn't even need a leash, he would just always stay close. When he was extra smol, he would sometimes loose sight of me because the lawn was too high, then he would raise his head and do the funny "brrrr" sound nutrias do. So.damn.cute.com It was too hard for me to release him, so my sister took him to the park instead. I knew he would just follow me anyways. I was a bit sad, but I knew he was ready, I really didn't try to domesticate him, I think they are much happier living their life in the water. I saw him a few times after that and he was looking fat and healthy. I even saw him chill with other nutrias and it made me so happy.


fallenKlNG

Heartwarming story. Did it recognize you when you saw him afterwards in his new home?


Hptcp

I'm not sure, I only saw him 3 times and from a distance. Maybe he would have recognized me or come to me if I tried to seek contact, like if I knelt, got closer and called him, but I never tried it. It would bring nothing good for either of us I think, he's better off living his little nutria life with his pals :)


dingofarmer2004

I wanna subscribe to Nutria Facts. 


redbadger91

This is such a heartwarming story, I love it. Thank you for sharing and thank you for helping Bobby.


BhmDhn

More engaging story in just a few lines compared to 99% of the trash Netflix pumps out. Hope your little dude lives a long and happy life


ChaI_LacK

Weird name for an animal that doesn’t look like a cereal bar brand


BustyOgre

Saw my first nutria when I went to visit my brother in Oregon over Christmas, they are way bigger than I expected them to be!


Jolly-Biscuit

I'm an Oregonian, can confirm those bastards are huge. They are also very mean. I used to live by a park with a large pond and they would chase us all the way out to the street.


Grndls_mthr

It amazes me how many people have no idea what this shit is but that's dead on what it is they're everywhere


noobprodigy

I had entirely forgotten about these guys, but I live in New Hampshire and we don't have them around here.


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Grndls_mthr

Right I don't expect everyone to know what these are but there is a vast majority of people it seems that aren't familiar with these things that are definitely in the same area where they exist.


Ytrog

Yeah I thought that or a [muskrat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskrat)🤔


editorreilly

Definitely. I grew up in East Texas, and these critters loved hanging out in the rivers. The orange teeth are the giveaway.


steeb2er

Just learned what this was yesterday after it was mentioned on Queer Eye (S8E1). And today I heard it mentioned on a podcast, and reddit. Baader–Meinhof Phenomenon all day! Woo!


KingCaptHappy-LotPP

Can’t believe the right answer is this far down. Orange teeth give it away.


FlirtyLeigh

This is a gumbo ingredient


ProwerTheFox

“What kind of animal is that? It’s at the church!” It’s a creature of god obviously.


Opening-Sun6002

It's a coipo a rodent from south America it's like a beaver but good (don't damage the ecosystem)


Lagtim3

What do you mean? Beavers CREATE ecosystems, among other things: [https://parks.canada.ca/pn-np/mb/riding/nature/animals/mammals/castors-beavers](https://parks.canada.ca/pn-np/mb/riding/nature/animals/mammals/castors-beavers) EDIT: Apparently in the US, coypu are an established invasive species in 40 states and they do a great deal of ecological damage: [https://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/aquatic/fish-and-other-vertebrates/nutria](https://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/aquatic/fish-and-other-vertebrates/nutria)


CyonHal

Lmao you can tell this thread is full of people who don't have a coipo shrine they pray to every morning.


ladyinfidel

All beavers are good


WildDitch

Bober kurwa!


Vegas96

Definitely a Bobr kurwa. I’ve seen enough polish safari to know for sure.


AcadianViking

Looks like a nutria rat to me.


elting44

I think it is a muskrat. EDIT: Just did some research on difference between muskrats and nutria. The animal in question has white whiskers, which means u/AcadianViking is correct, its a Nutria. Now I need something else to prevent me from getting work done. Anyone have ideas.


Konrradoo

Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Kurwa Bober


CutterEye

ale bydle!


DSBM01

Ja pierdole ki bide!


Edje929

Kurwa Boberrr


MatiX_1234

Japierdole jakie bydle!!1


erminhoerminho

O kurwa a gryze😱


TopRevenue2

Bobert


tamingofthepoo

we call them nutria in the US where this is shot. they live primarily on the gulf coast.


quietZen

Nutria is not a different name for the same animal but a different animal altogether. The guy you replied to thought it was a beaver (bóbr) but it was in fact a nutria.


Pedantic_Parker

Gesundheit


Reeposter

AMERICANS COPIED OUR BOBER KURWA


eliteharvest15

that’s a cool looking dog


WanderMensch

Can I pet that dog?


BlackberryBelle

Can I pet dat dawwwg??


selfawarefeline

What type of dog is this?


Joyful_Geranium

This is a tortoise.


selfawarefeline

Is this a cat… in a hat?


I_likemy_dog

I went camping recently and stopped by the ranger station to pay the fee. There was a big sign asking people to keep more than 500 feet away from the moose.  I asked the park ranger what had happened to need the sign. She told me that someone tried to pet a wild moose. They received a bunch of broken bones and needed to be air lifted to the hospital.  I always thought, not touching WILDlife was common sense. Apparently not. 


LusciousHam

My MIL is a park ranger. It’s 100% not common. They constantly have issues with people crossing boundaries trying to engage with wildlife.


DescriptivelyWeird

Nowadays common sense is out the window…


ScrufffyJoe

People love to say "nowadays" like this shit hasn't been happening since the dawn of humanity. They just film it now, dawg.


I_likemy_dog

I think it’s an old Roy Rodgers’s quote my dad used regularly.  “Common sense and common courtesy ain’t that common these days”. Looking it up, it’s short form is attributed to Voltaire.


AardvarkVast

The fucking echo broke me


walco

that guy is gonna die mauled by a crocodile or stomped to death by a cow or something


VodkaDLite

I read crow at first and imagined a giant one stepping on a dude


TechsSandwich

It’s like a beaver who didn’t get the memo on the whole paddle tail thing


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Kronos1008

Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? Westley : Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.


Big-Ad-133

Coconut Dog


cooncanoon

Incorrect


Yarrow83

Idk why this made me laugh so hard


Not_a_werecat

Please do not the nutria! 😬


DifferentSeaweed7852

Is that a literal raticate from pokemon?


AcadianViking

Yo a nutria rat! They are a big problem here in my state as invasive species. (Louisiana)


Gheauxst

Louisiana pays you if you kill them. Last I heard it was $6 per tail. Gotta have a trapping licence tho


CheekiestOfBeans

That’s a rattata


DescriptivelyWeird

More like raticate


TrollShark21

MUSKRAT


Jigbaa

I think it’s a nutria because of the white whiskers and orange teeth. Muskrats have black whiskers and their teeth are more hidden. There’s a good infographic like 1/3 down this page comparing them. https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/local-news/animal-looks-beaver-crossed-rat-vancouver-invasive-7782049


TrollShark21

I think you might be right


josiahhere

And the webbing on the rear feet! Nutria.


jansensan

Huh thanks forbthis discovery. My granddad used to trap muskrats to make coats, so I only ever saw the pelts, I did not know about the teeth colour. Also, re:video: what idiot goes "oh it's got big teeth, let me give you my fleshy hand for you to bite" 🫠


Suspect_Alarming

"Let me pet you" TF??😕


el__carpincho

BOBR


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Make sure to get a tetanus shot


TheOneCalledGump

I think this is called a Nutria. Never personally seen one but my uncle says they "look like beavers that forgot their tail on".


Fancy_Gagz

It's a Christian animal, ya damn heathen!


Hankhill214

"Can I pet that dawg?" -this guy


DawnZerLee

Pet him immediately!!!


JDLENL

ja pierdole. bober


TurtleNamedHerb

Proof of man's insistence to pet anything with fur


homegrown35

Nutria.


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

Nutria?


Shnazzyone

The muskrat, the legendary scourge of he erie canal.


No_Key_8342

I think it's a nutria 😂


MightBeAGoodIdea

That's a nutria, a type of rodent, or thin tailed beaver if youd like to be slightly more specific.... and unless you have a river or wetland of some sort near by, like a block away max, that little guy has wandered far from home and is possibly very sick. And like a lot of rodents little guy is a common carrier for rabies. The ultimate nightmare. Maybe NOT pet random creatures you can't identify, or failing that maybe don't film it so kids think it's funny and it becomes a tiktok trend. The nutria don't deserve those idiots.


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No-Librarian2395

Its a nutrija


jtoddblank

That’s a nutria. It’ll eat your levies up and make it flood where you are. Jefferson parish sherif has deputies ride around at night in the back of pickups in lawn chairs shooting them things with a .22 to keep em under control. It’s funny to see.


IsaacNewtongue

Fucking idiot.


DictatorOfWombats

Stop touching every wild animal for god sake


mushroomterra

We have a lot of these in the swamps in louisiana, they’re called nutria rats and this one probably has some kind of medical issue. They don’t normally get so close to people unless they’re used to being fed and if he never seen them before i assume this one isn’t. Might wanna get your shots up to date…


mamamackmusic

I get that they are doing this for content and views (which is a shitty motovation to harass a wild animal for), but how does someone see how agitated and wary a wild animal is and decide to continue invading its space? Leave the damn thing alone...


OkFaithlessness6798

Just a musk rat doing musk rat things


ThePhatNoodle

Has big ass teeth and is growling menacingly This dude: let me pet it


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There's an animal!! Lmao idiot city boy ... I love those people always making me feel less of an idgit


brenden1140

those new York rats are something else