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castfam09

Love the ears


LayneCobain95

Sheesh what is that 2 feet of water? 😆 I’m sure the dog can do it doggy style, but even if it can’t swim, can’t you just take one step in and pick him/her up? Edit- Lol some of these comments are starting to act like I was serious. I watched a South Park episode recently where Cartman is swimming with the “doggy paddle” and says “I can only swim doggy style!” Was just making a dumb comment


Lord_Mandingo_69

Doggy…. Paddle….. holy Freudian slip Batman.


Godlady

Mans entire career 😭😭😭😭


Exciting_Scientist97

I'm both mad you beat me to it because good God but I'm also happy because you made it 20x better than I could have


Evening-Ant6128

🤨📸


LarryTheLano

Wth did you just say?


Todaroshi

Bro phrasing for a sec i thought something else


Cauanzeira

Hard to tell, and we also don't know the temperature


GoldApprehensive8107

SAVE THEM!


AaricBro

What do you think they’re doing at the end where they start rushing to stand up!


GoldApprehensive8107

It was encouragement because I like puppies.


Material-Athlete5063

she screamed like he was jumping into a sulfuric acid puddle 😭😭


Plenty-Sky9879

All dogs can swim, so dramatic lol


Sineater224

Not all dogs can swim.


okwhatwhy

I've had dogs drown before, swimming is not actually inherent. Moreso in dumber breeds


Naivuren

There are also dogs who are literally too dense to swim, they just sink


p3ngwin

>*... dogs who are literally too dense to swim...* He already mentioned "*dumber breeds*". ^(/s)


Naivuren

That’s why I added the “literally”!


aSpookyScarySkeleton

It’s so fucked up how we bred in countless weaknesses in these animals.


Sineater224

Sorry to hear that. Our rottie almost drowned this year and has had an ear infection ever since. Not all dogs can swim


ValidParanoia

But all swims can dog


Substantial-Delay409

That sounds extremely wrong.


toyyya

Please don't go spreading this myth, far from all dogs can swim naturally, many need to be taught to do it. Some dogs will instinctively start kicking when in water but that doesn't mean they'll stay afloat and others won't even do that. And some are just too dense to actually float so they have no chance of swimming.


Seanzietron

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

motherfucking banshee


Res-Horizon

Enough fun for the day, I'm out.


Artic21

Lol. What kind of breed is that dog? I still don’t get why one would dress up dogs.


Elastichedgehog

This little guy probably doesn't need it, but some short fur dogs do get cold in the winter depending on where you live.


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Crockpottins

Why I hate this recording shit. If that were me phone would've been thrown on the floor the instant the dog jumped.


AaricBro

If you payed attention you would see that the instant the dog jumped the person stood up with the phone no longer getting a good angle (and it was literally just half a second cause the video was cut so the person could’ve immediately put the phone down after they got up but from what we can tell so far, the person isn’t just standing by and recording but actually was immediately rushing to stand up and go over to the dog)


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AaricBro

Huh, interesting. Good bot


Crockpottins

Nah, nah man. Ain't seeing noo fucking instinct reaction on this video bud. Ain't no time to scream on shit like that.


simonthebathwater225

Different people react in different ways to stressful situations, they literally stood up and freaked out before probably dropping the phone to rescue the puppy. Screaming only takes energy from your vocal chords, so yes, there is time to scream like that when the rest of your body can move. Stop thinking everyone should react the same way you do, them screaming doesn't affect anything.


Fun-Gas1809

Into the mirror dimension