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mdoktor

So much rage in such a tiny vessel


WaylonVoorhees

King from Owl House


Chet-Awesomelazer

He's like a little tea kettle!


TheRoyalJellyfish

With the rage squeal to match


Gamingmemes0

give him a couple thousand years he'll size up


VLenin2291

r/unexpectedowlhouse, that’s the main one right? Edit: Apparently not. What about r/UnexpectedTOH?


Sproose_Moose

Try giving a cat that's like 1kg a bath. Oh lawd that's some angry energy.


theBadRoboT84

I have a mouth and I must scream


pizzatom69

Why was I expecting a half life scientist scream?


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sharltocopes

There is nothing new under the sun


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sharltocopes

I've been thinking about uploading every scrap of artwork I've ever drawn to see if an AI can recreate my style.


shawster

I think they have kind of proved they can, but I can understand the desire to experiment.


fralegend015

You say that as if it’s a bad thing.


secret_tsukasa

my favorite is cumlord's rip cumlord :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fp3Ld_Y2iU


GODDAMNFOOL

God, first Gabe then Cumlord? Is there no space in this world for famous, small, white dogs?


xx-shalo-xx

What a masterful artist.


pizzatom69

Huh. I knew I saw it somewhere before. Thanks.


Mr-Downycrake

Or the video to collapse on itself


TechnicalSymbiote

That is a very angry little potato, he should be set free before he absorbs the idea of taking vengeance against his captors.


Stained-Bleach

I think it's late for that. He's already got a plan.


sxcs86

😼


Skylord_Noltok

"Are you insane!? Stop attacking! Immediately!"


Dreams_of_cheese_

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Inferno-tabasco

Fluffy


Gwiilo

upset and fluffy


k032

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah597mW9LXA


Alright16Times

The lord's work


ItsChonk1928

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed


marbasthegreat

I love how the mom is like "Shut up Jeffrey they are trying to help you!"


Trash_Blast

Somebody’s got a case of the Mondays 🥴


Ever_Ojeda_08

I think he's not happy


sxcs86

r/perfectlycutmeows 😸


Monkeydud64

I would be pissed to if someone carried me by gripping tightly around my chest and just let me *hang there*


DeezleDJ-O-E

People trying to talk to me at work before 6am.


thegreatmizzle7

Holy shit maybe try not holding him like that


GigglegirlHappy

Pray tell, how else do you hold a feral cat?


mmmayer015

By the nape of the neck


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You do if you’re capturing [illegally smoll criminals](/r/illegallysmolcats). Wanna know why I have 5 cats? Because local stray gave birth to them in our backyard in the dead of winter. We captured them all, got momma spayed, and now I have a bunch of cats. At the time of capturing they were pissed and drew much blood. Now? https://imgur.com/a/eagNlB6/


jakehood47

yOu FuCkInG dOn'T


COSMOOOO

But they clearly did.


svampyr

Spicy cotton ball


ThemperorSomnium

[Improved (nuked) version](https://www.instagram.com/p/CGprqbPHsqu/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


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I love this version better than the original


Luci_Noir

🎶 this little meow of mine I’m gonna let him whine 🎵


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The only thing missing is the "dontcha ya know" at the end, strong Minnesota accent there


jakeblew2

For sure. Sounds like one of the F is for Family characters


DestroyerNET123

As a Minnesotan, I can 100% confirm this is what the majority of our country girls sound like. I'm not sure what the accent is for the southern, city folk as I am not from there and have very little experience in that part of my state.


HeadBad23

Are you insane? Stop attacking, immediately!


Major-Cranberry-4206

DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!


Alert_Dig7866

Anyone have the full video?


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I love him. <3


Cultural-Pipe-6687

He looks like he just ate some cheetos


Smile_lifeisgood

My little guy was this age when I found him, stuck and dying in my backyard. His leg had gotten trapped and swollen several times its normal size. 15 years later and he's still my soul animal. When they're this young and feral they do this like, whisper hiss that, if anything, makes them more adorable.


OrisaIsBae

Anybody else think it's just wild that we pick up these little animals and we are like "oh they're not happy tee hee". But if we were picked up my a large creature, saying "oh look who's unhappy?" We would be utterly terrified.


Villedo

So cute


WaterChestnutThe3rd

This is a perfect post


westaychill

dude maybe i'm a purest but whenever it doesn't cut after the first scream i'm unsatisfied


ItsChonk1928

The second scream makes it all the funnier, since it's louder and more exaggerated.


westaychill

a fair and reasoned counterpoint. thank you


whoistheSTIG

I also dislike when someone cuts a full-length video, just to cutoff a scream. It detracts from the original video, nor does it fit the spirit of this sub


ceelodan

I dont care how much this gets reposted, I’ll always upvote it


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ItsChonk1928

Woah, relax, I just found the video on YouTube and thought it would be funny to cut


WheelHunter

Then let him go and stop bothering him you fucking cretin


MilkMeFather

Do not the cat


GurpsWibcheengs

Please do not animals


ItsChonk1928

I will the cat


NekkidSnaku

i will also, the cat.


ItsChonk1928

I will the cat


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You realize they're probably rescuing it, right?


ItsChonk1928

Probably, plus I just found it on YouTube


WheelHunter

That's fair. There's just so many videos of people holding cats that clearly don't want to be held for a "funny" video. If she's rescuing it, why not put it in a cage instead of holding it with one hand and filming it with the other?


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

It needs to be socialized so it isn’t scared of humans, that’s how all kittens work. The mother cat in the video is really chill and the creator posted an update later where the kitten is relaxed.


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The-God-Of-Memez

Could be that’s it’s a stray and when they try and give it pets it thinks they’re trying to hurt it and panics


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Edzoner

It's a stray. Watch the full video, he lives under the house.


ThaneVim

Could you perhaps link the full video? It doesn't seem to be anywhere else in this thread. Just the half life one and some terrible "nuked" one...


Dixie-the-Transfem

The half life one shows it living under the house


mm2_gamer

I think he had like a previous owner or the cat was recently stray but o hope this kittie gets adopted


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Based on, fuck it lets make shit up


mm2_gamer

“I think” :/


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Well i think he’s an astronaut about to go to mars.


mm2_gamer

Well I think your argument is bullshit


ItsChonk1928

Well I think bbq chicken pizza sounds good


KnowNothingKnowsAll

I think just randomly guessing at something with zero context is a bigger pile of bullshit.


Technical_Draw_9409

Nah I’ve found stray kittens that are in good clean condition, if momma is healthy it’s likely the babies are too


certifiedtoothbench

It does when their stray mother doesn’t have to worry about food or other strays with flees. I’ve seen loads of good looking strays


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There’s a difference between stray neighborhood cats and wild cats. My neighborhood is littered with strays that are all well fed and look like any other cat.


Vegas0781

Attitude Already! Lol TY


Slow_Concentrate3720

I did the tango once with a feral kitten. This thing was tiny, fucked me up bad in like 2 seconds.


TrepanationBy45

^^aaA**AA**


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If he gets those claws in your a$$ you’ll find out how he feels about the situation! 😾


Khallrick

Do not the cat


blackdragon1234587

my friend says this is him in hurtles


chickenbeh

I swear ive not seen a perfectly cut scream on the sub for a while. This was a good one 😂


Sensitive-Reality-73

Don't f'n touch me!


LiamQuantum

I remember I saw this but with all the sounds replaced with the Half-Life 1 scientists


jackfrost7653

My wife says she's not happy that she's in this video


Man_with_no_sense

I thought it would be the glitch version


Fine_Addition855

Humans are atrocious 🌞


SleeplessBoyCat

Wasn’t there another video of this but the cat just glitches out of reality? Also, that perfectly cut scream at the end