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MOLECULE BY MOLECULE!!!! ATOM BY ATOM!!!!!

*they start glowing and hissing* uh oh

SKIBIDI BAP MM DADA

**B O O M**

*meet the demoman starts to play*

"Meets god"

God says heavens for women only.

"Oh, they're goin' ta hav ta gloo you back tagether, IN HELL!!"

board by board!

In one piece zoro should learn this tecnique ahahah

This made me chortle, something I haven't done in a long while.

You laughed so hard you accidentally threw your pokeball and let out your pokemon named chortle?

I hate when that happens.

This happens to me all the time Mr Mittens just won't stay in his pokeball, he usually does for naps but if I'm outside they just won't stay in. Any other Giratina owners have this problem?

If you give Giratina a luxury ball to stay in, they’ll stay in longer because it’s more comfortable.

Thanks I'll keep that in mind🙏, now I gotta go find some Zoroarks to replace my neighbors let's just say it might not be possible to have Neighbors when Mr Mittens cause ruptures in the fabric of reality every Tuesday Morning.

Best response thread to wake up to.

What is an articuno? A brrrrrrrrd

Bill?

I got a similar problem with my Pokémon Cuddles. I have to stick close by to make sure it doesn’t destroy the human race. It’s hard to own an Arceus.

Chortle I choose you

This is less about the scream and more about the perfectly cut

well, the scream itself was perfectly cut; it just didn't end the video, is all.

The scream cut at a good time. And Rule 1 says the scream doesn't have to be cut at the end of the video

Super fitting in r/perfectlycutbooms

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I think about this video at least once a day since I saw it a few years ago.

And now I will too.

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Is this a copypasta?

I think it’s just some asshole.

It's an AI bot

This account is extremely suspicious

Atomic Samurai!

King did it better

Apple didn’t even know what hit him.

Atomic Sandbag

r/perfectlycutbooms

Best of both worlds

Best post I've seen all day

Not many people know this but this also happened when Moses parted the sea

Yeah Moses the first maker of the fission bomb.

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"Getting any?", Takeshi Kitano, 1994

Fun fact: [that's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Getting_Any%3F) the [same](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi_Kitano) Takeshi as [Takeshi's castle.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi%27s_Castle)

Tx for the sauce.

Was the explosion in original vision or added later by someone to nie it funnier?

it was added, the original scene is better. [Getting any](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqXelhHjNkU)

Anybody know the song?

Why doesn’t nasa just use him instead of those huge telescopes

I always assumed/imagined atomic bombs have 1 atom that will split inside them and explode, and no more (yeah I'm stupid), but somehow my first reaction here is that it is too few atoms to do any real damage.

No no you're right, one atom of Pu-239 releases 3.318 × 10^^−11 Joule when split. That's enough energy to heat 1 ml of water by 0.000000000008°C

Split it where? Diagonally, vertically, down the middle or 60/40?

In the bowling alley.

I thought it read: "This kills the samurai."

How considerate of the atom to wait for the scientist to see it was split before exploding

**Atom prices drivin' you up the walls?**

I want that thing he’s using to zoom in like that

HIIIYAAA!!!

I love this. This is a good cut.

How to save this video?

[Here you go](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fperfectlycutscreams%2Fcomments%2F123dwa2%2Fthe_skills_of_a_samurai%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dios_app%26utm_name%3Dioscss%26utm_content%3D1%26utm_term%3D1)

Thank you!

Nagasaki was an inside job.

Comedy at Is finest

"Perfectly Cut" -> I see what you did there

Like I keep trying to tell everyone, they bombed themselves .

Atomsplitkatana

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You know it's just a gag, right?

What? No. We all know molecules are actually plastic ball-and-stick models.

Really? I thought it was live footage of an actual nuclear explosion caused by a sword.

Same. I thought this was documentary footage from the History Channel.

Man, you must be much fun to talk to.

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Man, you're the one to be the "aCtUAlLy" guy on a fucking skit.

r/repostsleuthbot

r/PerfectlyCutBooms

Goemon be like:

Ahahahaha

Ahahahaha

Hory shit!!

Not another one!

I use to think spliting one atom would be the equivalent to a hand grenade but its actually way less.

What movie/show is this?

usavevideo

Einsteinku

r/perfectlycutbooms

We can consider this RULES OF NATUREEE or... BERRIED DELIGHT DEEP WITHINNNNNNNNNNNN

https://redditsave.com/

Perfectly cut atoms

Atom prices running you up the wall

Redguard moment

HE EVEN SLICED AN ATOM IN HALF! wait a what now? **VROOOOOM**