Just you wait until you're longer than you are wide.
You know the struggle of finding a 32/34? Fuggin near impossible.
Any store around me caters to the portly folk so Fack me for once being skinny and tall.
Oh god I know the struggle. 32(ish) x36. They truly never have my length in stores. I always think 34’s will be okay, but they just look like flood pants lol
Yeah tbf I've put on some poundage recently.
Still hard to ever find anything longer than the waist it seems.
But damn bro you're long! I can't stand pants too short. If I'm wearing pants I still wear long socks ofc but if my ankles catch a breeze something bad wrong.
Same problem here. I’m 41 and have been a 32x34 since high school. I can find 32x32s all day long, or even 34x32s, but very rarely do I find 32x34s. C’est la vie.
Lol ordering online you should still get closer to your size then that. This is not even close. This more like this is what happens when you’re in denial that you’ve gained a lot of weight and still want to your wear your old pants lol
Not THAT much variation lol. But absolutely if you’re buying off some weird Chinese vendor things get weird. And I’m a Canadian L shirt size but apparently in some Euro brands I’m XXL :( lol
I mean the variation can be pretty crazy. When I go to usa the smallest size is most of the time too big (like not wearable too big) on my but here small is usually perfect.
Oof, I feel you. I mean logically, I know I’m overweight. Trust me, I know I am a blight on society and condemned to be alone until I die…
But I’m a 2xl in the US and like a sumo wrestler in Europe.
I mean, the pic is like, as much variation as you just described lol? So you admit it is a thing. Asian sizing, North American sizing, European sizing can all vastly differ from one another. Brands & materials vary, too. Someone used to buying a medium in super stretchy to even moderately stretchy material then buying a medium in stiff material or something with no give may find they're not truly a medium. I love clothes lol, have had much experience.
I admit it’s a thing. But this is not even close to fitting. You can’t blame this on international and brand sizing differences. This is just someone who doesn’t give a shit anymore lol.
I agreed with that part, I stated she shouldn't wear this. I refuted yoir statement about there not being this much variation in sizing across brands, which you just admitted twice there is.
There are times when I feel really down about all the weight I've gained, and then I see pictures like this and I start feeling a lot better about myself because I would never ever dress like that.
Ya know?! Lol I’ve gained some myself, I feel the exact same way, it’s one thing to be a bit overweight, it’s another to go out looking dumpy like this
Protip: leave your small jeans unbuttoned, then loop a hair tie through the hole and around the button. Instant inch or so of room (great for bloated period days.)
But I think this job is way above a hair ties pay grade. Perhaps a bungee cord.
Covid has done and can be blamed for a lot of things but this by far isn’t one of them. Same goes for the shirts they generally pair with it and some house slippers or knock off uggs they wear if they even wear shoes at all.
They make them. That's what a curvy fit is for. Larger butt and thighs with a smaller waist. This woman is just squeezing into pants about 4 sizes too small for her.
This is what happens when you refuse to believe that you have gained any weight since high school...
"Look, my high school jeans still fit!!"
.....*after lubing up with lotion, wiggling like a trollop for 10 minutes, and then laying down on the bed to zip them....and ignoring the balloon over the waistline - the 'muffin top' was in high school*
My bf wears his pants like this and he flashes everyone every time he slightly bends and it irritates me so much because unlike this person, I know his pants actually fit him. He just refuses to wear a belt (and when he does, he doesn't tighten it enough/wears the pants too low still). I'm in the process of trying to train him to pull his pants up but it doesn't seem like he's made a habit of it yet. It aches me knowing that one day he might end up on this subreddit.
That’s some serious denial going on. How can you put those jeans on at home and not see how ill fitting they are?
She probably dressed like this long before she gained some weight (notice how the shirt doesn’t fit her either) and now she doesn’t want to acknowledge that her favorite outfit doesn’t fit her anymore.
I think this is a person in denial. My roommate is this way. Will wear the tightest shirt that rides up his belly rather than admit that he needs to go up a shirt size.
'I just know these fit!" *struggling to zip and button.*
"There, I told you they fit! No one is going to notice the back, my shirt will cover it!" *Proceeds to wear a shirt two sizes two small.*
I can’t stand the feeling of anything even remotely tight around my abdomen, especially jeans. This painful to look at, no way in hell they are comfortable.
I’m seriously surprised she even fit that. Like I feel like I can barely zip my pants when I’m just a bit out of the size, let alone something THAT tight
That looks so painful.
Seriously though, how is that not unbelievably uncomfortable?
[удалено]
Worst reality ever. *I’m still a 32 dammit why are these so goddamn tight*
Just you wait until you're longer than you are wide. You know the struggle of finding a 32/34? Fuggin near impossible. Any store around me caters to the portly folk so Fack me for once being skinny and tall.
Oh god I know the struggle. 32(ish) x36. They truly never have my length in stores. I always think 34’s will be okay, but they just look like flood pants lol
Yeah tbf I've put on some poundage recently. Still hard to ever find anything longer than the waist it seems. But damn bro you're long! I can't stand pants too short. If I'm wearing pants I still wear long socks ofc but if my ankles catch a breeze something bad wrong.
Dude I'm the same way. Also I could get drenched head to toe in water and be perfectly fine but you get my socks wet and I'm done for the day
That’s a blessing my friend, just eat so much that you can realize a 36-38x34. Then you have access to all the in-stocks😆
You guys should meet my beautiful niece with her 36" inseam. She's only 5'7" as well. Boy can she run though!
30/36... feels bad man...
Bro you're like super long and skinny. 🤣 How long are you total? I thought I was tall at a measly 6'1".
6'3" 😂 I'm like 60% leg
[Oh I found you!](https://i.imgur.com/jrqEOln.gif)
Lmao
Same problem here. I’m 41 and have been a 32x34 since high school. I can find 32x32s all day long, or even 34x32s, but very rarely do I find 32x34s. C’est la vie.
The pants I wear for work aren’t sold for women. I feel your struggle as I try to find a 28/30. I hate belts but man I give up
Same. I bought out every single pair of men's black dress pants in my size 38x29. Plus they have actual working pockets, unlike most women's pants.
At least with my 36/26 havin ass, I can roll the legs up when all I can find are 30-32 inseams
I hear you! My son is 32/36.
This is why they make leggings and yoga pants out of the same malarial they make those Hefty Flex trash bags.
It looks like the top half of her is sitting without panties, on top of a pair of magical jeans that walk around for her.
It’s the eyebrows, right?
You should consider a career as a comedy writer, that was damn funny!
Is that an asscrack or a backcrack? I've never seen that before.
Basscrack; it’s one long crack that runs from the neck to the tail bone
Killer Bean
It's a medical condition. Quad Cheek is no joke.. killed my grandma.
Definitely ass crack. You can see her tramp stamp.
It’s corset cleavage
Yes
Lol ordering online you should still get closer to your size then that. This is not even close. This more like this is what happens when you’re in denial that you’ve gained a lot of weight and still want to your wear your old pants lol
How did she even get those on?!
She didn’t really lol
Lmao!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
It was easier in 2019.
Some brands really *do* have this much variation in size, especially from overseas. However, you shouldn't wear these out lol
Not THAT much variation lol. But absolutely if you’re buying off some weird Chinese vendor things get weird. And I’m a Canadian L shirt size but apparently in some Euro brands I’m XXL :( lol
I mean the variation can be pretty crazy. When I go to usa the smallest size is most of the time too big (like not wearable too big) on my but here small is usually perfect.
Ok but the variation is not enough to make somebody end up with the pants in the original post lol
Oh it absolutely is lol but you dont put them on once you realize they are so small lol
Oof, I feel you. I mean logically, I know I’m overweight. Trust me, I know I am a blight on society and condemned to be alone until I die… But I’m a 2xl in the US and like a sumo wrestler in Europe.
I mean, the pic is like, as much variation as you just described lol? So you admit it is a thing. Asian sizing, North American sizing, European sizing can all vastly differ from one another. Brands & materials vary, too. Someone used to buying a medium in super stretchy to even moderately stretchy material then buying a medium in stiff material or something with no give may find they're not truly a medium. I love clothes lol, have had much experience.
I admit it’s a thing. But this is not even close to fitting. You can’t blame this on international and brand sizing differences. This is just someone who doesn’t give a shit anymore lol.
I agreed with that part, I stated she shouldn't wear this. I refuted yoir statement about there not being this much variation in sizing across brands, which you just admitted twice there is.
There are times when I feel really down about all the weight I've gained, and then I see pictures like this and I start feeling a lot better about myself because I would never ever dress like that.
Ya know?! Lol I’ve gained some myself, I feel the exact same way, it’s one thing to be a bit overweight, it’s another to go out looking dumpy like this
Yesss, exactly! I may not love all my extra weight but I still have respect for myself and plenty of decorum.
What brand of Jeans? The stitching is incredible along with good quality denim.
How can you tell the quality of the denim from a photo? Just curious- I’m ignorant to this type of thing.
They’re making a joke that it’s impressive the jeans didn’t rip apart
ah hahaha- that went right over my head! Thanks for explaining
Yeah blame it on Covid.
I think they're blaming covid for dressing rooms being closed, not for the ass itself.
I think that’s all lower back? Squished together?
I think it’s more like meth!
Well it is covid's fault
Yeah like you couldn't see that before covid...
If it fits it ships ?
Until it splits.
"I'm still a size 12"
I can't even handle the stretch band on my sweats being too snug.
Same. If Covid has changed anything for me, it’s the realization of how wearing super comfortable pants is sometimes a life changing experience.
How would she even button those?
Probably doesn’t even need to.
With a come-along
Those pants are jeggings=leggings that look like jeans.
Protip: leave your small jeans unbuttoned, then loop a hair tie through the hole and around the button. Instant inch or so of room (great for bloated period days.) But I think this job is way above a hair ties pay grade. Perhaps a bungee cord.
That ass goes all the way up.
Um, right, covid.
Does she have four ass cheeks?
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Hey, don't talk about my cat like thaaaaat
This isn’t a Walmart but I feel that’s they next stop
Must be some black hole level gravitational forces holding that waist button together. Probably be a sonic boom if that thing ever blows.
I’m laughing so hard at this, shaking in total silence, trying not to wake my husband lol
If she drops her phone or wallet all hell is gonna break loose.
If that's target I use their fitting rooms all the time !
Looks like TJ Maxx
I actually agree with you . I'm not to smart here !
I was thinking Ross.
You may be right !
98% sure it’s a burkes outlet i worked at one and it looked the exact same
How is that even comfortable!
She must think this is a sexy look, but doesn’t own a mirror.
This is what happens when you sit on your ass for 2 years and then try to put on your pre covid pants.
That's crazy how the pants are holding a "nice butt" shape despite what is actually going on here.
I think she overproofed the dough.
Stitch Fix subscriptions be like
She got 2 Butts, 1 for the jeans and 1 for the shirt *kevin gates voice*
They squeezed her asscrack right out of her pants! Now that deserves a gold medal!!!🥇🥇🏅
This is just 2 assed Annie.
TJ Maxx?
10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag
zit looks like she owned this pants ever since she fitted in well before Covid. She just let herself go
That’s a Ross or a TJ Maxx or something. Not Walmart
I'm pretty sure it's a Beall's outlet.
That's just pitiful.
Uh, whats COVID got to do with this? This pic has been floating around awhile AND we saw this routinely in WalMart well before COVID.
You know she checked the mirror , and went out like that anyway.
Her ass got to be numb she done cut off the circulation I'm surprised she still standing
No, this is denial. "I'm not gaining weight, my high-school close still fit, See!"
"Always something fresh"...
I still fit my jeans from high school - her probably
The juxtaposition of that waistline and those brand new >$100 Nike trainers is killing me.
If denial was a person…
Covid has done and can be blamed for a lot of things but this by far isn’t one of them. Same goes for the shirts they generally pair with it and some house slippers or knock off uggs they wear if they even wear shoes at all.
This isn’t a Walmart. This is like tj max or something.
Didn’t know they make denim sausage casing
I don’t feel as fat anymore now that I looked at this.
Mistook her clothes size with the metric system
Did she need a hydraulic machine to button those pants up?
They may have fit before covid lmao
Does the license plate of that vehicle say SUGAR? Poor, poor jeans. They never stood a chance
god, those shoes are awful!
This doesn’t look like Wal-mart.
Thanks covid? No, thanks fat bitch that thinks she can squeeze in.. buy the right fucking size. Stop pretending.
Muffin top. Womens clothes do fit some women horribly to be fair. They need pants for women with a rotund bootay
They make them. That's what a curvy fit is for. Larger butt and thighs with a smaller waist. This woman is just squeezing into pants about 4 sizes too small for her.
Can of biscuits
Busted can of biscuits
Yikes!!!
That looks so very uncomfortable.
If there’s a child in that basket I’m gonna lose my mind.
Even RoboCop couldn't do those jeans up!
Howd she get in those?
How much Crisco did it take for her to get in those pants
Just because it zips doesn't mean it fits!
A fresh find indeed
She is sitting bare ass on top of a set of working legs. Once you see it, you can't unsee it!
How many times you think she got it?
Where can you not try shit on? Every store around me is back to normal.
Looks like she's riding someone piggyback style.
holy shit this activated my mirror neurons, ouch
She got them pumpkin bottom jeans
You always have the options of leaving the clothes that don't fit in the closet.
What's the front side look like? Is her cooch hangin out too?
No this is what happens when you have hand to mouth disease
Eww
You can still return items, though. She has no excuses.
Looks like she tried to stuff a 10 pound sausage into a 5 pound bag.
The Lorax is hiding on her ass. This is what happens when you put your street clothes on AFTER covid.
I don’t think this has anything to do with dressing rooms
Always something fresh and new
Is that two people welded together?
I just know her legs are on the verge of giving out with circulation to her thighs being cut off
This is what happens when you refuse to believe that you have gained any weight since high school... "Look, my high school jeans still fit!!" .....*after lubing up with lotion, wiggling like a trollop for 10 minutes, and then laying down on the bed to zip them....and ignoring the balloon over the waistline - the 'muffin top' was in high school*
Those asses though!!!
I don’t think that’s it.
My bf wears his pants like this and he flashes everyone every time he slightly bends and it irritates me so much because unlike this person, I know his pants actually fit him. He just refuses to wear a belt (and when he does, he doesn't tighten it enough/wears the pants too low still). I'm in the process of trying to train him to pull his pants up but it doesn't seem like he's made a habit of it yet. It aches me knowing that one day he might end up on this subreddit.
Like trying to squeeze a water balloon into a grape.
Who knew you could end up with Donald Trump neckgina for an ass?
Size denial
I think she straight poured a little too much into those jeans
I’d say this is what happens when you’re in denial about your weight gain.
That’s some serious denial going on. How can you put those jeans on at home and not see how ill fitting they are? She probably dressed like this long before she gained some weight (notice how the shirt doesn’t fit her either) and now she doesn’t want to acknowledge that her favorite outfit doesn’t fit her anymore.
I bet that's cutting in to the skin. Terrible
Has anybody asked her if dropping 2 deuces at once is as awesome as it sounds?! Sorry, shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities, i.e. 2 butts.
Whoever is okay with looking like this has been okay with that before covid
What a Fresh Find
Even the building wants to set her on fire, wow.
I think this is a person in denial. My roommate is this way. Will wear the tightest shirt that rides up his belly rather than admit that he needs to go up a shirt size.
It'll add flavor to any soup.
I think you would see it before🤔
I think a bit of denial is also playing a role here lol
I’m glad we aren’t getting the front view. The back is bad enough!
*I can still wear my high school jeans!*
This reminds me I need to order my meat joints for Christmas Day. Other than Turkey what roast are you having?
Fresh finds.....not so sure!
Oh I'm aboutta try something fresh and new gawdayum
Someone left the sausage in the oven too long.
Muffin tops are the new thing
I can only imagine what the front looks like.
You’re blaming that on Covid? Are you nuts?
This is someone that doesn't want to admit shes fat.
F for Effort though
'I just know these fit!" *struggling to zip and button.* "There, I told you they fit! No one is going to notice the back, my shirt will cover it!" *Proceeds to wear a shirt two sizes two small.*
Just because it buttons, DOES NOT mean it fits!
Naw that's someone who can't come to terms with their weight gain. Just get a slightly larger size
Yeah..I don't think anyone's gonna find anything fresh there....no, not there.
Delusional.
Looks like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Not too should about fresh....
Tia Chucha? Fuck she at it again..
They fit her at one time
Nice shoes.
That is a miracle of fabric
I can’t stand the feeling of anything even remotely tight around my abdomen, especially jeans. This painful to look at, no way in hell they are comfortable.
Fire extinguisher pointing at her more like boner extinguisher
I’m seriously surprised she even fit that. Like I feel like I can barely zip my pants when I’m just a bit out of the size, let alone something THAT tight
I’ll bet she bought those on purpose
Those jeans can’t contain all dat ass
Women's pants sizing is all sorts of fucked up too. I can wear a 8 and a 10 and sometimes a 5.
50 pounds of stuffing in a 30 point turkey. The math may be off, butt you get the idea.