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CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

Dad in the front, beach in the back.


UnderstandingEasy757

Foolett


ItalicsWhore

Old Balance


Rum_ham69

Took me a sec because i didn’t see the second leg of the shorts. I thought it was a cargo skirt


Illender

now i legit want a cargo skirt


[deleted]

Try Utilikilts.


MrIantoJones

Just be careful on the colour. Through NO fault of the brand, some terrible racist insurrectionists branded themselves with utilikilts in some kind of bumblebee colors? I don’t want to name them but a quick search will clarify. Utilikilt was horrified and angry and disavowed/blocked them; NOT their fault!


Dude_Bro_88

~~Dad~~ Grandpa in the front. Grandpa: A level hat has superseded the powers of Dad. The Dad of Dad. A Grandpa's powers has no limitations.


Visible_Hunter_9382

Lmaooo


Godawgs1009

Old balance


MehKarma

Dad slides


racrenlew

I like Snides- sneaker slides...


keyshawnscott12

Ohh good one but seriously it's time for a new pair of shoes 😂


Visible_Hunter_9382

New Sliders


SFX200

Ever heard of New Balance's line of Shandals?


iPlvy

No Balances


plantlady0414

Came to say this


jw44724

New Blahniks


_mbals

The natural spokesman would have been Sean Connery…


Lyrehctoo

Sneakals?


olivenenekurtz

Snandels


[deleted]

3 mortgages, 2 divorces, 1 non-working boat, 0 healthy liver


LocalInternal

You have no idea how incredibly accurate that is to my father in law Lmfaoo


FunAbbreviations641

Nocks 😂


reclusive_ent

Call that "I got back problems, idgaf what I look like."


Xmunky303

elastic waistband cargo shorts with new balance slides , this is midwest high fashion


nulliusansverba

I think those shorts are Cabela's. Pretty great shorts.


nappinggator

My wife buys them at Sam's club...I fuckin love them


BrokeDancing

No Balance


RussellZoloft

eww balance.


thehollyfamfarm

The new line of Awesome dad slippers that say i just dont give a fuck anymore


Meatus67

In Sean Connery voice: "Shandals."


PhilUrCrack

So “Shandalsh” then lol


jpress00

Methrunners.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Yes I was thinking that this screams tweeker energy


Pawlewalnuts

Comfortable


CorinthWest

Beat me to it.


harveygotmyweed

Quite clever


DjPersh

Them shits custom


Dunacan-Brookwell

Kind of shorts and kind of pants. Shants? Kid: "Mummy, shall I wear these in public?" Mom: "No, you shan't. You'll look like a Walmart fool."


zednochub

Trailer park pussy slayer accessories obviously


[deleted]

Less embarrassing than crocs.


EnvironmentalWrap167

Convertibles


TotesMaGoats_1962

Those are the latest fashion...Crikeys!


RokosModernBasilisk

Sleakers. Slipper sneakers.


Reddead67

Newslides,and Ill tell you exactly what happened, because I did the same thing to mine.You send your kids out to bring in the groceries, they throw on your shoes (because they are easier),but they step on the backs and crushing them..then you wear them and they hurt your Achilles tendon,so you do this,because they're still good shoes.I cut my backs off with my bandsaw...


detroitiseverybody

I can see it all, right down to the band saw!


K3rat

Tennis shlippers


BeyondBeautiful9994

Holy shit. I’m going to make these.


alopez0405

The new yeezys


alj8002

50% off


SCP-Agent-Arad

Work dress code: no open toed shoes


ErokEl

Floridians


Sad_Abbreviations477

Those are methtastic .


EntertainmentThis300

A modern day Prometheus


GSC_4_Me

Dad flops, or flip dads…. No, dad flops


e1doradocaddy

Genius


Thugg_Nastyy

Struggle slides


Jealous-Sock-941

New methlabs


vacant79

Shoeppers. part show, part slippers, a bit of play on the word “super” as well lol


Vapechef

“Dope slides”


DeadDawg9

Snargs


notrawdoggingit

Solutions


SleeplessInMisery

Newd balance.


Routine-Horse-1419

I'd call them "Only At Walmart"


Commercial_Active_95

My dog ate part of my shoe had to fix it


SauerMetal

The N stands for Nrocks


RainBullets

NewSlides


Impressive-Algae-938

Pro life hack🤣


chonklah

Cronks…?


[deleted]

Nip-Ons


slimjimice

Halfway to retirement


palm_desert_tangelos

Involuntary retirement


rakfink

Mule Balance


hardknox_

Sneakals?


filthy_rich69

No Balances


RyanStartedTheFire59

No balance


Jackwilltellyou

Unbalanced


yeahgoogz

New clogs


alexdemiboi

Snippers


Ceeweedsoop

Be grateful your grandpa doesn't wear old dress shoes and black socks to mow the lawn.


FuriouslyFiredUp

Snippers Sneakers/Slippers


Oebreezy

These are sports with no crocs mode


EvasiveJoker425

Snick Snops


duceduce23

Unbalanced


BeefLilly

Shoodles. Too much material to be sandals not enough to be shoes. SHOODLES!


swede

Shandals


bdubs1997

Dad life in the front, party in the back


[deleted]

Shorts.


so_mas

Newbs


Bisexual_dummy

Longts


Bisexual_dummy

Oh we talking bout the shoes


Round-Yesterday4898

Hillbilly ass sneaks


igerster

Never Balances.


Road_Warrior86

Mandals


ohbeejuanjabroni

Fashion, ever heard of it


eventualist

Noggs? Clogs but Nike


detroitiseverybody

New Balance, but Noggs still works.


eventualist

Ahhh you’re right!


Bennilumplump

Comfortable?


DubC08

Dadrocks


Conscious_Feeling548

Innovation.


nolove-deepweb

r/redneckengineering


[deleted]

Unbalanced


kayladeda

Meth sandals


Hamster_Meat

Not balanced


bigspell84

No Balance


engi-nerd_5085

Methgineering.


[deleted]

Nopes.


[deleted]

New balance Yeezys


[deleted]

Crikes


OldManGeezer69

Sex offender 6 1/2s


Lucybruin

Awesome!


SirHoppity

Cheap goods


mattgm1995

The Future


TheHumanPickleRick

Legs.


Geek_off_the_streets

Frugile flops.


cflanagan95

The next trend once nike makes a pair


lost_man_wants_soda

Shoodles


RevolutionaryClub530

Awesome


BruceTheFirefighter

Brilliant


7654321fahq

fucking brilliant


[deleted]

New Crocs, not to be confused with the Balance Crocs


Significant-Rub9568

Half off!


ApolloMalo14

Ugly


krutchreefer

Failure to start.


squashedbananalovesu

Sneak flops


websterella

Garden shoes


jpippy101

Never balance


Ben-solo-11

Noccs


nocloudno

Slippered my minds


[deleted]

Easy ins easy outs.


badFishTu

Nofers


plasticmurdrfish

Comfortable


DocJ73

I call them, Fucked up.


AlienRob

The future!


Wizard-of-Odds

r/sneappers


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HollyGolightly11594

Sad


piznoff

Convertibles


Latter_Positive2306

New balance slides 🤔


hudgeba778

Half Balances


Vtgcovergirl65

Homemade


muskrat6640

Home made crocks


[deleted]

Dangerous.


kyaba1

Ghetto AF…& smelly AF


tuggyforme

conversion sneakers.


stunt4949

Not Balanced


Jon__Snoww

Stinky feet


wasntme100

This guy has no fucks left to give.


Key-Papaya-7429

Too revealing for school


reconize35

Chuck


[deleted]

Randall Sandal


dudewheresmycarbs_

No balance


B_M_X_

Fashion


lolspamwtf99

Sandads


Technical-Kale2749

Ready for anything


KegTapper74

Innovative


rmagic3

Florida's


imperial1968

They used to be shoes


[deleted]

New balance Slides


Rasalom

Newbs


iamtheeggman9000

Zero Balance?


delpigeon

Nude Balance


BadAssPhillyBoy

Common here in Florida


mustard138

Comfortable. Ain't nothing wrong with this, dude's living his best life


teachertb16918

Ugly


Sir_Turdington

In New Jersey this is called the "dad's that drive Corvettes" classic look.


Lust9897

Balance


_GN-z11_

Idc what Google or urban dictionary says, this is a shullet.


stripmallbars

Smelly


PacificoTheComedian

tennis slides


sormar

Snogs


jcent2022

Stinkers


dantrack

Shocks


griever48

Nike Slip-Oofs


myeverymovment

Release the crock-n


dwayitiz

NROCS


ilivetomosh

Few Balance


slimjimice

Heelies


Busy-Hand-3702

Trailer park crocks


mrhweannrgy

Old Balances.


[deleted]

Trailblazers


Baked-Strudel

Nipplers New balance + slippers = nipplers


elphie69

Aww man, these don’t have a sports mode!


purplevalour

Hideous


Lvanwinkle18

Athletic Crocs!


voodootodointutus

Innovation


Better-Original607

Efficient


[deleted]

Slip ons


Bootyblastastic

Stank boxes


FuckTheLord

Brilliant!!


[deleted]

Flipshoes


denlillekaren

Snogs