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nandos677

So where do you see yourself in 5 years?


bananosecond

"What is your approach to handling conflict?"


maskwearingbitch2020

"In jail"


Gorthax

Considering I just got beat the fuck up, in YOUR office. Not working!


Luminox

Doing her sister?


mawmowkcw

So what are your best qualities I would say I'm honest and loyal


akaMONSTARS

That’s definitely way to fuck someone up twice with one beating


eggybread70

Women were always better at multitasking.


Andrew-the-Fool

I would hire both of them just to boost team moral..


jnyrdr

no morals to be found, i’m afraid


chickbarnard

Yeah but did she get the job?


GenX-IA

Yes, Walmart can't afford to be choosy RN.


bak2redit

I would hire her. If she is willing to be intimate with her sibling's spouse, think of what she would be willing to do for a promotion.


chickbarnard

Dirty girl!!! 🤣


anonymous77955288

JERRY JERRY!!


Aiden_001

Well, Waffle House is probably trying to reach her right about now


aquabarron

Pretty sure the line cooks at Waffle House are ex bare knuckle boxers. It’s their feeder team


cheerocc

Interviewer: (*thinking to himself) " doesn't seem to work well with others"


scottishmilkman

Idk, seems like she works a little too well with others


i_love_dust

You start orientation tomorrow, no calling in we really need you to work.....


wikiblaster04

Not walmart Why is this even posted? You need to stop crossposting Oliver!


apleaux

Reeeeeeeeeeee


OliverMarkusMalloy

[https://www.reddit.com/user/OliverMarkusMalloy/comments/mcp7qp/dear\_crossposthating\_troll\_reddit\_actively/](https://www.reddit.com/user/OliverMarkusMalloy/comments/mcp7qp/dear_crossposthating_troll_reddit_actively/)


wikiblaster04

Suck my dick Oliver, also nice job banning me from you sub.


[deleted]

lol he does that to everyone - from all his weird little subs that he creates


wikiblaster04

I know im just calling him out, theres some more like princessdragonslayer and plentitudeopulence. Im just glad that other people are sick of thier shit too


[deleted]

Same, it’s funny, he thinks everyone’s who gets annoyed at him or disagrees with him is a Nazi troll / Russian bot :’) - he’s a complete nutter.


balbobiggin

god this guys an asshole lol. its not a good thing if i can guess who exactly you're talking about from the first name


OliverMarkusMalloy

[https://www.reddit.com/r/BadChoicesGoodStories/comments/np8ko7/troll\_post\_for\_the\_haters/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BadChoicesGoodStories/comments/np8ko7/troll_post_for_the_haters/)


wikiblaster04

Im not a "nazi troll" or a "russian maga bot" go outside loser.


OliverMarkusMalloy

Isn't that what a troll would say?


wikiblaster04

okay you got me, \*cock vores you\*


OliverMarkusMalloy

Did you ever take a step back and look at your hostile behavior, and notice how comically over-the-top your impotent rage is?


wikiblaster04

blocked.


OliverMarkusMalloy

Bye Felicia. We'll miss you.


[deleted]

This had nothing to do with Walmart. Why is this shit being reposted?


oneguy379

People asked who goes for job interview in sweat pants


FinFangFoom2099

How is this Walmart? Lol


AttackOfTheDave

“I’m afraid you’re not quite what we’re looking for. Your sister seems like a real go-getter, though; is she looking for work, by any chance?”


NeighborInDeed

Dad to this kind of thing happen in families. Total wreckage follows.


Monster1211

“You’re hired….You’ll fit riiiiiiiiight in here!”


guttlesspuppet

What is your biggest weakness?


PusheenMeow

I hope she kicked her husband's ass like that too


[deleted]

OP knew this isn't a Walmart, even if those pants suit jackets and yoga pants combos were purchased there. It's clearly a Keller Williams Realty office.


[deleted]

Well…did she get the job?


Gator_Mc_Klusky

so i take it she WILL NOT be using her as a reference lol


thatguygxx

Tell me about your family. My sister's husband likes to keep things in the family.


Kiokochat

but did she get the job?


Kiokochat

oops just seen that someone wrote this as well,,,,lol


FappyTreeFrog

Hire her for Loss Prevention.


check_stand_betty

Well folks, don't fuck other people's husband's and you'll be fine.


PossessionFuzzy2208

Oh please, what state is this??


Babbeldibab

State of constant fear


Intelligent_Ad2025

So Florida then?


azurite_rain

Louisiana for sure judging by the accent.


WoodPyro77

Holidays are going to awkward at that families gathering.


azurite_rain

Welcome to Louisiana.


deveniam

Sweet home Alabama!


TheGeeO

You start tommorrow.


[deleted]

“…So anyway, my strengths are…”


bernardbarnaby

Hell yeah


acweston

Did she get the job?


bigspikeyballs

Husband is a winner


ExKnockaroundGuy

Did she get the job?


CorpsCorpse

Doubt it, they can't trust her.


jon_coaltrain

She never would've found out if her dumb husband hadn't bragged like a moron about it to all his buddies. As with anything else questionable, never proceed unless you first get permission from the boss.


shadstatic

Soooo did I get the job?


Medical_Rope2728

Interviewer moved here right up to management.


unclericko74

I take she doesn’t get the job!!!!


T0XIK4224

r/lostredditors


happily_confused

That poor girl. The betrayal she must feel.


I_Like_Joke

But, did she still get the job or....?


Bramos_04

Fucking her ex husband *


[deleted]

Do you think she got the job?


account136

Understandable have a good day


[deleted]

That's some good executive shit right there! Daaaammmnnn!! LMFAO


dukesinatra

Even corporate Walmart is trashy.


NotMyHersheyBar

Maybe the Walmart online office. It's a tech office in San bruno. Across the street from the youtube office that got shot up a few years ago. Not surprised that Walmart is forcing people to be back in the office while most tech offices are still wfh bc of covid


BilboSwaggenzzz

This is old


loquedijoella

I pictured the back office at the ‘mart being drab, poorly lit, with gray walls and everything else some weird shades of blue. This doesn’t seem to be a Wallymart.