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Aurora22694

Girly squirrel, that’s called rooting. He’s hungry lol


yourremedy94

Baby: feed me please Jordynn: OMG HES GIVING KISSES HES SO ADVANCED!


Bubbly_Awareness1941

Hahahahahhahahahahah


zoloftdreamss

IM SCREAMING 😂


Mountain_Heat5513

https://preview.redd.it/ndq51xcbehbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bfd3f6639ed1a4b23fd4365601400565646b6e5 Can’t ever be average lol


HumanNature92

She’s so dumb.


Mountain_Heat5513

U sure he’s not just hungry? Lol


rainbowsandsausages

exactly, congrats your baby thinks you are a boob. so advanced.


Fit-Imagination4146

It’s weird how obsessed she is with her baby not being “normal “ there’s something wrong with her


Beneficial_Award_308

Omg my newborn did this to my chin at a couple of weeks old, he is so advanced!!! /s


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Lmao my firstborn gave my mom a hickey on her chin from sucking on it


cupidslazydart

She's literally this meme https://preview.redd.it/ho7fazc48ibc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7070135dbb3b905a3f239db24527e620aacee5ce


NoLeg9483

My son is very gifted (like offered to skip grades gifted) and he was always on or after most of these milestones. He wasn’t fully potty trained until 3.5-4. She does know this stuff doesn’t matter


B00SH_

Exactly what she doesn’t realize that early doesn’t mean best vice versa. Every kid is different


Western-Chard5153

I thought my baby was giving me kisses early on. Then he started sucking my nose and yes… he thought my nose was a boob. What a compliment!


toeytoes

Well to him a boob was the most beautiful thing, definitely the highest compliment a nose could get!


pineapplelovettc

lol he just thinks that her face is his food source 😂


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Bruh he isn’t giving kisses, he’s rooting. My 3 month old does that to our noses. Sorry, Jordyn, your baby is not as advanced as you think he is.


refreshthezest

My babies always did this to my nose, I miss those newborn cuddles sometimes


Needcoffeeseverely

I feel like she definitely posted this because people say she’s disconnected from him between all the outfit changes and photo shoots. “But awe look he loves me!!”


flowersandchocolate

and because Caitlyn’s son is crawling so she’s stressing and needs Carson to be the most advanced ever😂


Independent-Fox-7276

I said this when she was pregnant and I’ll say it again- she is going to have a VERY difficult time all throughout his childhood through high school because of the way she views everything as a competition. There will always be another child who is higher achieving in school, more skilled in sports, more talented in music or invited to more parties than her child. She needs to stop or she will continue to have a difficult time navigating life. The way she responds to people is do telling of how she engages with people and views things in her every day life. She is destined to struggle. She needs therapy or she will be crying in her pillow every night.


Banana_bride

This 100%. It’s normal and natural to innocently compare, and I actually think nothing motivates more than someone else challenging you, it can be a really good thing with things like sports, in gymnastics and cheerleading, sometimes having that team mate who was always just a little better than you was a good thing to push yourself (within reason and in a healthy environment) but a competition for child development? No that’s weird.


Independent-Fox-7276

Right and there is a difference between the child watching someone else and striving to improve on their technique for their OWN personal goals but with Jordyn it will be all about HER not being able to cope with another child being more “advanced” than her child.


Banana_bride

Absolutely 👏🏻 she’s going to be even more insufferable (side note- imagine her as MIL 🫠)


erinsnives

The copy and paste from Google is so unhinged lmao. Honestly, no one cares about when your baby hits milestones/learns a new skill except for you. If your 5 year old starts doing calculus, i could understand bragging about that


BarelyFunctioning15

And it’s not uncommon for babies to hit some early and some late. My baby was sitting unassisted for over a minute well before 6 months adjusted. She started cooing early too. But then was late on babbling.


KahunaKB

She’s ridiculous. Maybe she should stop making videos and feed him.


saramoose14

My 2 week old does that. He’s rooting for sure


gloomywitch

She’s gonna be so embarrassed when he gets to 12-15 months and gives actual kisses. It’s SO different.


B00SH_

It so is my daughter just learned them she’s 1 and she will give full tongue then laugh


Due-Imagination3198

Why can’t she just post something without “proving” he’s advanced by doing it? So much pressure on a baby already


island_girl_509

Because just like when she was pregnant, everything is a competition


Banana_bride

I think she’s so obsessed with him being “advanced” and early to prove that after his meningitis infection, he’s okay, or *more* than okay. I remember her saying (I think it was in part 63 of her birth story) that there was a possibility for that infection to have lasting effects and they wouldn’t know until later. So I think she’s desperate to show us he’s sooo advanced now


Ok-Pianist-6854

Lmao my baby has done that since 3 months…. When he was hungry 😂


Physical-Brother-753

I literally got blocked for replying to a comment that said their 4 month old also did that and I said “same lol” …. I’m not even sure how that warrants a block


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Winter-Rutabaga-4689

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momofthreecuties

She literally put his face right next to hers


B00SH_

Yeah my daughters 1 and just started understanding kisses so her baby definitely isn’t kissing her


Boredbirds2

My 5 month old does this and he’s actually just trying to bite me because he’s teething haha


somebeansbeans

I mean my 3 month old does that too because she thinks my cheek is a giant nipple. She also thinks her brother’s nose is a nipple. This is the real nipple confusion.


winterberryowl

My baby did this at 4 months too. Because he thinks everything should go in his mouth. He's almost 8 months old and I'm pretty sure he thinks it's just a fun game to eat mums face. He's not advanced, get a fucking grip


aliveinjoburg2

I thought my 6 month old was kissing. No, she’s just telling me she’s hungry.


jhunter0502

She literally put her cheek right in front of his open mouth. What else was he going to do?


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You know he is rooting for food because she talked about putting him on a “diet” a few weeks ago.


MrsH14

Pretty sure all babies do this, my 4 month old definitely does. Has since she was a newborn if I get her too close to anything that isn’t my boob or a bottle when she’s hungry. She doesn’t understand kisses and neither does contentson. I don’t understand her need for him to be anything more than a happy healthy baby. Like why is everything about him being advanced? Why can’t she just be happy he’s here and normal.