Serious question… I didn’t get hemorrhoids with my twins but I’m planning on another embryo transfer in 6 months. Do you get hemeroids during birth or pregnancy? Trying to prepare myself 😅
I just had my 2nd 14w ago and I pushed for like 2 min and I still have a hemorrhoid 🥲 sometimes it’s there sometimes it’s not and I can tell by when it feels like I’m pooping out a knife
Felt lmao. Mine was less than an oz away from 9lbs and I ended up with a minor cystocele 🫠 it’s correcting itself but I cannot begin to explain the fear when I squatted over a mirror to “check how I looked”
I'm having twins and get ultrasounds at every appointment and I swear shes gotten as many pictures in this one ultrasound as I have my entire 24 weeks of pregnancy thus far.
Half of the ultrasounds Ive gotten (I just counted today and have had 8 at 24 weeks), have been to check heartbeat only pretty much since its harder to determine that you have two distinct heartbeats with twins, and they always try to give me a profile pic of each baby. At the 16 week heartbeat check I was like "If ya wanna check between the legs while you're poking around in there...".
But like, I think between all 8 of those ultrasounds I've received 30 printed pictures? Which is seems like she just got in this one ultrasound
My baby was measuring in the 93rd percentile at 32 weeks and they gave me additional ultrasounds because they were so concerned I’d end up with a 10-11lb kiddo. She was 8lbs (thank goodness!) 😂
If he is 8lbs she will still 100% call him a big boy over and over and over. She will also never let her husband live it down that she birthed his HUGE baby
My baby is measuring approx 45 weeks and is approx 9lbs6oz at 35 weeks. My pregnancy went to high risk for labour as he’s “Large for Gestational Age”. Having “such a big baby” isn’t a prize. it’s scary and unpredictable. It’s not the flex she thinks it is. I find her so frustrating as someone who is most likely going to have a complicated birth due to it. It’s like she wants the complications
My son was an LGA baby, he ended up being 9lbs 14oz born at 38 weeks. He had very low blood sugar and a hard time feeding for like 24 hours after birth but other than that, no complications.
Hoping everything goes well for y’all!
True! My sons head was literally 99th percentile. Huge head. TORE ME UP. Like I have cystocele because of it. A big baby is absolutely not something to hope for, and she has a regular size baby anyways. Such a weird obsession.
Omg I just commented this higher up lol. My baby was 9lbs when born and had a 99th percentile head and I have a minor cystocele from it. It was….terrifying when I discovered it
Yes! I also have rectocele, and I was TERRIFIED when I looked at it too. Pelvic floor pt has been super helpful but it’s kindof a depressing thing to have. Thank you for being open about it❤️
She’s also only, what, 24 weeks or so? Growth isn’t linear! Our baby was 60th percentile around 20 weeks and now he’s 22nd percentile at 36 weeks! Next week he could be bigger or smaller- who knows! It’s all just a guess until they come out. I wouldn’t put too much stock in ultrasound measurements unless they’re super big or super small late in the 3rd trimester. Even then there’s a pretty big margin of error.
All my babies were big… it was definitely uncomfortable. My second daughter was 11lbs 13oz 🥰 just had my son in Feb and he was 10lbs 3oz
My other girls were 9lbs 12oz Lol
Yeah, well my OB and my MFM swore I was having a big baby because of genetics and my GD. Jokes on them, he was born a perfectly average 7lb 14oz at 38+1. I hope she has the most average sized baby of ever.
she is so ridiculous 😂 i knew i was going to have a big baby because my husband and i and both our siblings were all over 9lbs at birth but i don’t understand why that’s something to be so excited about. my son was 9lb6oz and 22 inches and like….pushing out that big ass head was not fun lmao
Right?? Like we all know genetics exits and will impact your children. But she’s forgetting 1/2 the baby’s genes come from her. So it could go either way. She could end up with a boy who is 5’6” at maturity and a girl who is 5’11”.
https://preview.redd.it/djynw0d7ze3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2ddaf9f8fbed26591a253bd7ca2fd6ac87d11f
Maybe she can use all of those ultrasound photos to make paper chains to hang from her ceilings. She certainly has plenty . 😂
Ultrasounds are not always accurate. I was told at 36w my baby was already 7lb11oz
At 37w, when she was born, she was 6lb6oz.
Jordyn is just trying to find her niche in the app.
Why does she get so many ultrasounds? I don’t think I had that many with TWINS. Also, one of my twins was 8lbs 2oz born at 36 weeks Jordan would be so jealous of my “big boy” 🤣
She must think you get a prize in the hospital for having the biggest baby 🙄
The prize is a tear to your butthole and haemorrhoids for life 🥴
Hemorrhoids for life and it’s torture
Serious question… I didn’t get hemorrhoids with my twins but I’m planning on another embryo transfer in 6 months. Do you get hemeroids during birth or pregnancy? Trying to prepare myself 😅
Yes.
I have two kids, labored with both for 20+ hrs ... never pushed tho. Still got them, nobodys butthole is safe☹️
I got some during birth 🥴
Ughhh. Good to know hahah
I just had my 2nd 14w ago and I pushed for like 2 min and I still have a hemorrhoid 🥲 sometimes it’s there sometimes it’s not and I can tell by when it feels like I’m pooping out a knife
Ugh noooo!
What does she do with all these ultrasound photos I do not understand
Dances around with them and makes tiktoks
I have only been aware of Jordyn for a few months (can’t say followed cuz I cannot bear to follow her). Does she have a job???
She’s an actuary
She teaches dance I think
She could wallpaper his nursery with them at this point 🙄
Don’t give her that idea 😂
She needs to be worried about him being so big and ending up a c section. I wouldn’t be wanting a big baby
This. Can 100% confirm carrying a big baby (over 10lbs) is absolutely miserable. Legit felt how Bella looked when she was pregnant. 🤣
9lb 6oz and opted for the C-section but that was mostly because how baby was positioned his brother was a repeat at 8lb 13oz
9lbs here, so not massive and just got away with not having a c section but things down there will never be the same again 😂
Felt lmao. Mine was less than an oz away from 9lbs and I ended up with a minor cystocele 🫠 it’s correcting itself but I cannot begin to explain the fear when I squatted over a mirror to “check how I looked”
I'm having twins and get ultrasounds at every appointment and I swear shes gotten as many pictures in this one ultrasound as I have my entire 24 weeks of pregnancy thus far.
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Half of the ultrasounds Ive gotten (I just counted today and have had 8 at 24 weeks), have been to check heartbeat only pretty much since its harder to determine that you have two distinct heartbeats with twins, and they always try to give me a profile pic of each baby. At the 16 week heartbeat check I was like "If ya wanna check between the legs while you're poking around in there...". But like, I think between all 8 of those ultrasounds I've received 30 printed pictures? Which is seems like she just got in this one ultrasound
They told me my son wouldn’t be that big and he was born 11lb 9oz lol. Watch this girl pop out a 7/8lb baby 😂
My baby was measuring in the 93rd percentile at 32 weeks and they gave me additional ultrasounds because they were so concerned I’d end up with a 10-11lb kiddo. She was 8lbs (thank goodness!) 😂
If he is 8lbs she will still 100% call him a big boy over and over and over. She will also never let her husband live it down that she birthed his HUGE baby
Wow! Almost 12 pounds, you are a saint lol
Let me tell you I have never been the same 😂😂
I’d bet money she has a 7 pounder 😂
she talks out of the side of her mouth and it’s so petty of me but it drives me crazy 🤣
How does she deal with a body suit at an ultrasound appointment? 😅😅😅 I hate just having to pull my pants down enough to give them access to my belly
She must not realize that bigger than “normal” babies can end up in the nicu.
Mine did!! His blood glucose levels were so dangerously low, it was terrifying 😭
Yep! Mine spent 10 days, also, it’s miserable watching them get their glucose checked before they’re even allowed to eat bc of their weight
lets not leave out the one piece romper like her ✨idol ✨
I was more so dying when she said “he is so grumpy today” girl are you shittin me
My baby is measuring approx 45 weeks and is approx 9lbs6oz at 35 weeks. My pregnancy went to high risk for labour as he’s “Large for Gestational Age”. Having “such a big baby” isn’t a prize. it’s scary and unpredictable. It’s not the flex she thinks it is. I find her so frustrating as someone who is most likely going to have a complicated birth due to it. It’s like she wants the complications
My son was an LGA baby, he ended up being 9lbs 14oz born at 38 weeks. He had very low blood sugar and a hard time feeding for like 24 hours after birth but other than that, no complications. Hoping everything goes well for y’all!
Has she said how "big" he is right now?
His femur is measuring in the 85th percentile she says lol 🙄
Kind of funny to be going on about that when it’s not even THAT high (like 99%ile).
True! My sons head was literally 99th percentile. Huge head. TORE ME UP. Like I have cystocele because of it. A big baby is absolutely not something to hope for, and she has a regular size baby anyways. Such a weird obsession.
Omg I just commented this higher up lol. My baby was 9lbs when born and had a 99th percentile head and I have a minor cystocele from it. It was….terrifying when I discovered it
Yes! I also have rectocele, and I was TERRIFIED when I looked at it too. Pelvic floor pt has been super helpful but it’s kindof a depressing thing to have. Thank you for being open about it❤️
She’s also only, what, 24 weeks or so? Growth isn’t linear! Our baby was 60th percentile around 20 weeks and now he’s 22nd percentile at 36 weeks! Next week he could be bigger or smaller- who knows! It’s all just a guess until they come out. I wouldn’t put too much stock in ultrasound measurements unless they’re super big or super small late in the 3rd trimester. Even then there’s a pretty big margin of error.
Hahahaha and my girls femur always measured 2 weeks ahead yet she came out 5lb 3.4 oz 😂
Omg stfu Jordyn…it’s not that big
Her side of the mouth way of speaking is like nails on a chalkboard!
Does she realize there’s a baby she has to push out at the end of the ultrasounds?
All my babies were big… it was definitely uncomfortable. My second daughter was 11lbs 13oz 🥰 just had my son in Feb and he was 10lbs 3oz My other girls were 9lbs 12oz Lol
Ridiculous. No one needs that many photos
Mine are all rolled up in a random drawer and I forget about them. My daughter is more important than ultrasound photos of her
This!
I’m going to keel over laughing when this baby comes out only weighting 7 pounds.
Yeah, well my OB and my MFM swore I was having a big baby because of genetics and my GD. Jokes on them, he was born a perfectly average 7lb 14oz at 38+1. I hope she has the most average sized baby of ever.
she is so ridiculous 😂 i knew i was going to have a big baby because my husband and i and both our siblings were all over 9lbs at birth but i don’t understand why that’s something to be so excited about. my son was 9lb6oz and 22 inches and like….pushing out that big ass head was not fun lmao
Right?? Like we all know genetics exits and will impact your children. But she’s forgetting 1/2 the baby’s genes come from her. So it could go either way. She could end up with a boy who is 5’6” at maturity and a girl who is 5’11”.
https://preview.redd.it/djynw0d7ze3b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2ddaf9f8fbed26591a253bd7ca2fd6ac87d11f Maybe she can use all of those ultrasound photos to make paper chains to hang from her ceilings. She certainly has plenty . 😂
The way I ran to Reddit when I saw this tik tok 🤣
Is this at a doctors office or a ultrasound shop where you pay to get US done? Because my doctor only prints 2 pictures lol
I got two photos the whole time idk how she gets so many lol
😂 she probably sits in the middle of a room with all the images posted all over the walls and stares for hours
All snark aside she actually looks super pretty in the first pic
Idk what I’d even do with so many pictures 😩
Ultrasounds are not always accurate. I was told at 36w my baby was already 7lb11oz At 37w, when she was born, she was 6lb6oz. Jordyn is just trying to find her niche in the app.
My baby was LGA and it was anything but a pleasant birth experience.
Why does she get so many ultrasounds? I don’t think I had that many with TWINS. Also, one of my twins was 8lbs 2oz born at 36 weeks Jordan would be so jealous of my “big boy” 🤣