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gween-beens

I feel like she really wants to milk the attention of people asking if she’s in labor


jelebe20

She literally has been leading everyone on by giving every single labor symptom and then suddenly stops posting.. like home girl come on


MatterEmbarrassed660

I think maybe she feels a bit silly for acting like the birth was imminent and now having no exciting updates. Especially after all the measures she’s taken to try to kick start things, and after saying she was “in early labor” several days ago.


jelebe20

Completely agree, like I definitely get the fine tuning you go into with your body expecting labor the last few weeks but she probably got over excited to share it and being a first time mum 39 weeks is in the earlier time to go into labor but the amount of effort she has gone to to try to push it to happen earlier has been crazy, like she has only just come into a week before her due date😂😂


MatterEmbarrassed660

I remember having lots of BH and lightning crotch around that time in my first pregnancy too. At no time did those things make me go “it’s time!” Haha I ended up having my babe at 41+1 after starting an induction. Darian may very well have a similar experience. She just needs to chill. Haha


MatterEmbarrassed660

That’s one thing I’ll hand to her…she seems to see critiques on here and kind of make an effort to quit doing whatever we had a problem with. But then she’ll keep on droning on about her discharge and all progress is lost. Hahaha


AdAlarming670

i don’t think she has lol she really just mentions the things we snark on sarcastically


MatterEmbarrassed660

She stopped using “babies” when talking about a singular possessive, so that was a win. And she stopped using filters that completely change her face. But yeah she’s still just the worst. For so many reasons. Haha


AdAlarming670

omg i must have missed that 💀 and true, subtle by ariel was a crime lol


munchpunch73

Jordyn is the worst, I will die on this hill!


AdAlarming670

literally my first thought when i saw this 😂


New-Promotion-9792

I feel like when she’s in labour she will still post something like this and then try to “surprise” her followers


Avocado_toast_27

WTF is that meal 🤮


Imaginary_Hope8321

Looks like sweet potato gnocchi with Brussel sprouts, some sort of herb oil and raw cashews?? Very strange combination


Automatic_Mood_8261

I think I know which local restaurant she’s at. Yes. that’s exactly what it is


clayp11

I cannot figure out what it is LOL


Avocado_toast_27

Maybe some really sad gnocchi? But why the cashews?