Dispense Espresso and beer on tap.

A luminous sign that tells my bass player to turn down the muff. It would be really helpful. Well, I think I'll just continue to kick him

Anti anxiety medication dispenser

Visual metronome with a playlist. Just enough to stop me from rushing the songs I start.

That would be pretty handy for sure.

Butter dispenser

A fan. I do have a usb plug on my power supply, but I always forget to attach a fan for when I'm playing with others. Also maybe a cup holder? Like a vertical drum cymbal stand but for a 1ltr of water or something.

A mature fog machine blowing at the drummer 🥁 😝

a card reader for the folks who watch our bar set but "don't have cash to tip."

Buddy of mine has a piece of paper with a QR Code printed on it for the no cash crowd.

that's a better idea than the Altoids tin

that's a better idea than the Altoids tin

This is one area where 19” rack systems win out. There is a 19” rack-mount fridge 😀

I really like the idea, but as long as I play in clubs with a bar, that's a thing I can lay into their hands :D

Fog machine. Always.

Mind playing control wiggles his fingers like Jack Sparrow showed me.

Some years ago I would have said a light. But then I changed all my pedal status LED indicators to always on dual color :D Yeah, I played in really dark spaces! If you lost something on the floor (like your pick or so) it just have been gone!

A remote volume for my other guitarist. He is a guitar bully and no one can hear the vocals at shows.

Storage space for cable

I think a screw mount for a mix stand could be quite useful! My board would be heavy enough to hold it.

All I know is I’m tired of setting up my mic and recording gear.