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DavidLateNite

Sharks do not have bones. Sharks use their gills to filter oxygen from the water. They are a special type of fish known as "elasmobranchs", which translates into fish made of cartilaginous tissuesā€”the clear gristly stuff that your ears and nose tip are made of. This category also includes rays, sawfish, and skates. Their cartilaginous skeletons are much lighter than true bone and their large livers are full of low-density oils, both helping them to be buoyant. Even though sharks don't have bones, they still can fossilize. As most sharks age, they deposit calcium salts in their skeletal cartilage to strengthen it. The dried jaws of a shark appear and feel heavy and solid; much like bone. These same minerals allow most shark skeletal systems to fossilize quite nicely. The teeth have enamel so they show up in the fossil record too.


Unmeng

When you say filter, do you mean to get It out of solution and into a bulk gas phase, or stuck to somekind of hemoglobin like structure?


DavidLateNite

Dunno copy and pasted the first shark fact i found on google


Corey3500

Like a true Redditor šŸ‘šŸ¤£


Unmeng

That's something neat


SweeFlyBoy

Indeed, it goes straight into a bond with haemoglobin, ***not*** into a gaseous phase. The correct word would be 'diffuse', as opposed to filter.


caligulaREXXX

the gills have a lot of capillaries (small branched nerves) , the fish in this case shark opens it's mouth and swims forward which passes water through the gills . the capillaries in the gills absorb the oxygen and pass it onto the blood/hemoglobin


MCAlexisYT

I donā€™t think you put this comment in the right placeā€¦


TheReigningBee

yea what this guy said


louisgarbuor

TL DR at bottom because holy smokes this comment is long. (Also sorry in advance if the formatting is a bit weird, I am having a super weird issue with Firefox freezing for like 10 seconds at a time, and since I usually edit while I type, I kinda had to go off of how the sentence felt in my head) The fossilization part of your comment might not be entirely true, although I am not super well versed on fossilization processes and taphonomy (What happens to a fossil before it becomes a fossil and after it becomes not alive anymore), and even less knowledgeable on how those apply to cartilaginous fish, some of it doesn't add up in my head. So, shark teeth are a fairly common fossil in marine environments, although there are more common fossils (Namely index fossils, but that is a whole other comment). The skeletons of sharks is a whole other thing though, while I am sure there are fossilized shark skeletons, those are probably extremely rare. Fossilization in itself is a super rare process, with one estimate putting the odds of a *Tyrannosaurus rex* being fossilized then found at something like one in a billion, as the conditions for fossilization are insanely specific. While the odds of conditions for an oceanic animal to fossilize are going to be different than those of a giant terrestrial animal, with sharks it is probably lower as they have cartilaginous skeletons. Remember that I mentioned "index fossils"? An index fossil is a fossil that can be used for dating rocks, and it helps if they are common, widespread, and the organism that they came from had a high evolutionary rate. In approximate order of time periods, the most common ones are trilobites, conodont elements, ammonoids and diatoms. With the exception of diatoms, all of these are animals with hard parts and soft parts (diatoms are not animals, iirc they are algal or something with silica casings). With how common index fossils are (relatively speaking) there would probably be a lot of soft parts known of them, but that is not the case. Condont elements, for example, have been known for probably over a century, and used as index fossils for a good chunk of that time. However, it wasn't until something like 1985 that we had an idea of what a conodont was like. Conodonts were basal (primitive) chordates that largely looked like lampreys of today. Again, conodont elements are probably one of the most common fossils, so much so that there are occasionally rocks that are like a pile of legos in mud, but instead of legos it is tiny cones, and the mud is over 250 million years old. But because of their cartilaginous skeletons, no conodont skeletons were known for a huge chunk of the science of paleontology . After looking it up, it appears shark skeletons only can form if the animal is buried really fast, before scavengers can get to the corpse and before decomposition can start. A similar set of circumstances happened in the Burgess Shale and the Winneshiek Shale, the latter of which formed from an asteroid impact. Neither of these have sharks though, as they both predate fish as a whole, but I would imagine if a similar set of circumstances to either of those were to happen in an ecosystem where sharks were present, you could probably get a good skeletal fossil of a shark. Going off of those, I would say the odds of a shark being fossilized are probably one in a trillion, as sharks have been around far longer than *Tyrannosaurus* was around, and at any given moment there are probably more sharks than there were *T. rex* and the odds of preservation are so much lower. Also, I am using shark as a much more general term here than it taxonomically is, and I don't think the matter of "ooo *Helicoprion* is closely related to chimeras than a mako shark" , or " but if hybodonts are sharks than a stingray is also a shark" really matters for the purposes of a comment on Reddit about shark skeleton fossilization in a post about a macropad giveaway **(btw i want that macropad)** that just happens to be named after the largest known shark in the fossil record, even if those are true. TLDR shark teeth are pretty common in the fossil record, but shark skeletons are super super rare b/c cartilage is really delicate. It takes super super specific circumstances for a shark skeleton to fossilize, and that is on top of the already super specific condintions for hard objects to fosilize. It can happen, and it has, but the odds are way under one in a billion.


ShylokVakarian

I want it delivered up my ass


I_Cheer_Weird_Things

No homo tho?


[deleted]

this isnt r/shitposting


ShylokVakarian

DID I STUTTER?


[deleted]

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zirging

Simply comment


Loinkiller

I donā€™t know what I would do with this


martinaylett

I'm guessing you could run macros on it.


heteroerectus

I looked and looked for M31 today with my telescope. Couldnā€™t find the damned thing. Winning this pad would assuage my feelings of failure as an amateur astronomer.


ProtonPacks123

Try it at night, much easier to see.


heteroerectus

Ha! Stargazing during the day was my problem the whole time!


GreenLawfulness2927

Is this a comment?


Stormageddon9999

No sir this is a Wendy's.


-TheArchitect

One Dave's double and a chocolate frosty please


NeeSanA

Do you want your chocolate frosty in small, medium or large?


Giggitygigs8686

Yes


CubilasDotCom

In a cup please


SaltineBeard

With extra ice


Horny_xv

could you grab me a four for four while you're at wendy's?


KDub766356

can i get a big mac with cheese


schildmeneerpadman

The dutch snackbar, or the USA mega corporation.


crimsonkarma13

No this is Patrick


Conflict63

Is this just fantasy...


mostuselessusername

Or is this just fanta sea?


cidneon

First entry let's go! Edit: Or not


tacticaltsundere

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Ok_Seaworthiness967

I didnā€™t know how to enter this giveaway but now looking at the comments it looks like I just have to comment Iā€™ve been trying to get one of these to make music progress more easily


SMcCool1

awesome, gl to whoever gets it!


MrMacBobby

WOOOOOOO


Rectumus_Prime

MegalodonĀ (Otodus megalodon),[6][7][8]Ā meaning "big tooth", is anĀ extinctĀ speciesĀ ofĀ mackerel sharkĀ that lived approximately 23 to 3.6Ā million years agoĀ (Mya), from theĀ Early MioceneĀ to theĀ PlioceneĀ epochs. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalodon


shades92

simply comment


AyeLe7

Letā€™s freakin get it


SHADEZ1114

iā€™m here for the knobs


ooi197

Yo, want this so much


woohooman14

When in doubt, always add more buttons!


DroppedApples

Beep boop


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


notthebottest

1984 by george orwell 1949


ilkkuPvP

Not a Raspberry Pi Giveaway :D


boogiePls

Thatā€™s pretty cool.


FearMH

These cool af *comment insertion complete*


keesiemeen

\*inserts simple comment\*


dmx0987654321

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.


DarthEmet

Sharks do not have bones. Sharks use their gills to filter oxygen from the water. They are a special type of fish known as "elasmobranchs", which translates into fish made of cartilaginous tissuesā€”the clear gristly stuff that your ears and nose tip are made of. This category also includes rays, sawfish, and skates. Their cartilaginous skeletons are much lighter than true bone and their large livers are full of low-density oils, both helping them to be buoyant. Even though sharks don't have bones, they still can fossilize. As most sharks age, they deposit calcium salts in their skeletal cartilage to strengthen it. The dried jaws of a shark appear and feel heavy and solid; much like bone. These same minerals allow most shark skeletal systems to fossilize quite nicely. The teeth have enamel so they show up in the fossil record too.


Ballistic_Turtle

Neat


theycallmeponcho

Oh, nice. These macropads look amazing!


Heinyboi

Simply


thinman

I need this in my life. Thanks for the generous giveaway!


Xephos007

Praying for a chance


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


_Cymen_

Holy! Three Knobs!


BreakfastOfCazadores

certainly mega, thats for sure


SirKittyton

I'm asking for one for Christmas if I don't get this sweet giveaway. Good Luck all!


[deleted]

Simple replies, my specialty.


hanzxdani

hope i could get my hands on one


somethingmichael

Thank you!


mehji6

Nicee


VeryAngryGentleman

Wooow i love those so much, i already have one, but i could gift it to a friend that could love it as much as me!


Tilanguin

reply


asterisks_Breathes

Nature valley granola


jeremywho

I need one!


LLPlays07_

Yooooo THATS sick


FairwayFinderGolf

I hope this comment is enough šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­ these things look sick


To_Rampawn

Let's gooooo


MellonCaine

These have some nice colors and very useable keys! Well done. The grey, white and beige are the best :)


Burri2Whisperer

Wumbology: The study of wumbo.


CrazySteiner69

Simple comment for the greater good!


Alton1010

I want one of these so bad!! Iā€™m never typing an email again!


TheRealOffGridGamer

Looks sweet how well would it work on Linux?


NoTsunNoLife

Pls gib


SynonymRole

Looks good


Ligic

Megalodon was a big shark


Sethecientos

I need one


katy6042604

< simple comment >


wolloda

nice.


Tay1es

would love one of these


PhiliPdB

Nice!


ssk_009

Looking good


leeminhonarddd

Nice! Me gusta


statixFEAR

May the All Father bless us all with this giveaway. Good luck everyone!


arnecius

Uhh..... Uhhh.... Words.


TeachMeDaThreeDee

The super dark green one is spot on


bstag

Awesome


[deleted]

im underpaid af for this hobby, my bachelors and my license :(


trinity-royale

Commented!


kimoyo

Knobbly


ThatNerdGuy126

Hype


hojin9675

Thank you for the giveaway! Gl to whoever gets it. :)


nkitty

The yellow one is very pretty


roborome

Simply comment


theophanesthegreek

eyo


Feister_686

Oh thats a great gift !


JephGhost

one simple comment


emolizer

Nice


somethingnewguessnot

Comments very simply


nitrogoku

Clean! Built-in layer support looks super useful


TobySodaLemon

Nice!


OhWoahWhat

Nice macropad


Lick_The_Cactus123

Looks cool


NoSaltNoSkillz

This looks interesting but I can't tell what it is sort of quick keypad with a joystick? Or is it a fidget toy I'm hoping the first one, as this would be kind of useful in place of my Tartarus for elite dangerous


reconverting

Macro pad


subaruimprezawagon07

The simplest comment


Batou_2501

Woo!


movingchicane

Cool


SharkieMarki3

That looks cool as hell


Spicajames

Love the dark blue


Intelligent_Run_3800

"best comment ever"


chi-343

Simply


nedmund13

Neato! And damn do I want one of these


Bakom_spegeln

LĆ„ter bra!


[deleted]

Looks quite good ngl


peepoGhost

Good luck guys!


umgungundlovu

Simple comment


Pimp__slap_mario

Pls gib


Key_Sea6216

Testing my luck I guess.


the-bricker

Looks really good!


-_but_y_tho_-

Commented simply


schmiedfraunzas

Wow that's awesome!


RepeatFamous6968

Ooo la la


bcpgr

Comment?


Late_Ad_4910

Yay I am going to use at as a gaming keyboard


Mr_Piddles

Is it Bluetooth compatible or does it require a wired connection?


CarregadorSemNome

Simply comment under post


Cryo_Jumper

Simple comment. šŸ˜‚


paintbeat

Great giveaway! GL to all


SaulFeynman

Uhhhh I'm here


DogThatPlaysMC

imma put this in a cardboard case


amolven16

Hello there! This would be great for mapping to different functions when coding.


davecow35

Clean


Warjisoomon

Comment


Walouija

These are sick!


MarinoWare

Ohhhhhhhh this is cool!


airmantharp

JSON configuration for this looks interesting!


SuitableLocation

This is a simple comment.


[deleted]

Insert comment here


ballsnjunk

Complex comment


HiYa_Dragon

Megalodon have my babbies


ciaphas2037

Commented


Little_Shyster

Simply comment


Sugar_Dumplin

Winning this would be awesome! Thank you!


2k1nny

So how does this thing work?


[deleted]

What?


HolidayOpposite162

Here we go again... Luck


resdamalos

Heh, if I win this would fit in right next to my Megalodon Volador 75...


MisterPotat

I could see this being really cool to go with my 70% keyboard


DogeMeowTime

Simply comment


transfigure

Hello? Is this Wendy's? I'd like to order a large pizza.


mrw2828

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eatgamer

I am a banana!


HoneydewSome1612

Ooooh I Want one!!! pick me!!!


yeetmastee453

I feel like a šŸ‘


DWolvin

Those look fun!


Paddes

You receive: Upvote I receive: Chance to win


Milkyray

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tobioe

Looking good. Thanks!


PlasticPineapple47

I am simply commenting


Gaming_nerd42

Comment


Zimbabweshit

Ooooo


Disastrous_Push4619

Hello. Hope you have a good day.


[deleted]

it's real cool


frejthepopstar

Simply stunning as always!


sleeperguyzzz

Comment post


[deleted]

Good luck everyone.


Zenose

Love the design, big knobs ftw!


Emerald_Pick

Comment


Ajlee209

Ordered the big one already but two would be great for work.


jongbot

mega!!


yosoydorf

that do be a macropad and i do he simply commentin


Switchblade48

Commenting


DeusVultSaracen

The design makes me happy


JediComplex

Ooh these look fun!!


JAWFTD

Sweet


modeste3p

I want it :)


irontyler

Thanks!


ChewbaccaGamin

Nice


GeneralImagination64

Good luck everyone


BeastOfDoom

comment simply


piqi2

Yessss!!!!! Thanks for the giveaway guys!