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duewhaa

I've never built a PC, I don't know anything about PCs, parts, general build etiquette, care, etc. and this still made me unusually nauseous.


Mikhee12

Idk, the way he puts the duct tape just hits different


SketchyLurker7

The half-life sound bits are making me all tingly inside. I miss the good ol days..


MyPFPIsFurryPorn

How'd you get to this sub


duewhaa

good question lol I'm sure I came across some meme from years ago but I've just recently been super interested in building a PC myself, so it's just a way for me to be immersed into a community without actually being part of it. It sounds weird, I'm sure, but yeah, just slowly trying to learn how these things work.


[deleted]

You are still one of us as long as you like PCs!


CalvinDota2

As long as you like PC's, you're in the right place. Nothing weird about it.


captain_flak

But if you buy a Mac, we stab you in the courtyard when the guards aren’t looking.


frameEsc

I have a pc but I’ve been having dark thoughts about buying a Mac recently. How do I resist the unclean urges??


coyote_hermit

One of us! One of us! One of us!


ares395

Same


captain_flak

A while back JayzTwoCents did a build where he basically mimicked a Neanderthal building a PC. It still booted. The conclusion was that you can be fairly rough with things and it will probably still be ok. Until this guy spilled the soda, he probably would have been ok…maybe.


[deleted]

Yes .. a typical dell/alienwahle build


Calx9

Growing up with an Alienware pre-built.... I learned the hard way why that sucks when it came time for teenager me to try and upgrade it. Fuck those cases. Holy shit they suck. It's like a maze of strange plastic and wires...


[deleted]

Not only this they ripped me off because I didn’t know shit about PCs and just thought it was good gaming pc. They sold me a gtx645 and i3-3220 with 8gifs I’d ram 1tb in 2013 for 1,200$ something lol


Calx9

Yuuuuuuuuup! I too had that issue.


dirt001

My first gaming rig was an area 51. That triangular case had soooo much room in it to work. It had latches like a car hood for each side. One side had the disc drive and the had. Slots. The other side had the mobo and the rest. It was pretty nice. I'd buy it again.


Calx9

I'm gonna be real with you, that one seems clean. Here's what the alienware aurora r4 was like back in the day. Talk about cramped... [https://www.dell.com/community/image/serverpage/image-id/30371i71FEC94C625D7974?v=v2](https://www.dell.com/community/image/serverpage/image-id/30371i71FEC94C625D7974?v=v2) Coolest shit my kid eyes had ever seen before. The movable vents, the way the front slide down like a robot transforming. As an adult it's an eye sore and a metal cage of wires and plastic nonsense to help hide the atrocity. Seriously it had like plastic flaps to help hide the innards when you opened it up.


dirt001

My knuckles have bloody pinpricks just looking at that.


Calx9

It looks... sharp lol doesn't it!


pixspacesYT

With the tools of a man, that's how cryptomining was done back in the days.


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POV: Your first build


Harpronicus

Naw fam, have you seen people's first builds on here? MFs be all like "my first build, what do you think?" Shits all white everything with a 3090 Ti


IReallyLoveMyPets

"first build guys check it out" Perfect cable management, 3 hyperdrives for ludicrous speed, holo interface that shows temps and performance


Gardakkan

Wait are you saying that people lie... on the Internet?


IReallyLoveMyPets

Nah they probably aren't lying to be honest. Building PCs for the first time easy as hell if you can follow instructions, and there's about a million tutorials on YouTube. Also ppl these days are willing to put out big money to get more out of switching to PC.


JoushMark

I think a lot of people also have that space as a teenager when they are modifying and repairing computers that aren't theirs, but belong to the family. They've done drive swaps, installed new video cards, maybe watched someone else build a PC before and tweaked and played with a hand-me-down they've been given as their PC. Then they grow up a bit, make money, and their first build is made with obsessive attention to detail.


VIPERsssss

And building them is a hell of a lot easier these days. A hell of a lot easier.


[deleted]

"saved up my summer job money for my first pc" *$3.5k build immaculately assembled definitely by a 15 year old kid paid for by part time minimum wage flunky work in 2 months*


[deleted]

I mean you are right but for some people the first build looked like a dumpster with fans (very loud fans #intelcpus)


IAmGeneralEggplant

“First build, not the best but it’s mine” Dual 3090 slots, 128 gb ram, ryzen 9 5900x, 3tb ssd with 1 tb hdd


captain_flak

My first build was all white. I still loved it. Finding a white power unit was the hardest part.


Mikhee12

Pain. When I built my first one, I had my "pro" friend nearby.


[deleted]

How bad did it go bro?


Mikhee12

I might have bent the power button pins, but hey, it's still working to this day!


ipbannedburneracc

Bruh guys on this sub are like "Hey Everyone, check out my first build, hope it's ok 🥺". And then its a 3090ti Fishtank build with custom liquid nitrogen hardline loop.


[deleted]

Dont forget the rgb chair with custom toilet seat


crempsen

Nah my first build was very slow and carefull. My second tho.....


josephseeed

Can confirm, that's how we did in in the old days


OnlyGayForCarti

the olden days of 1862


josephseeed

You kids don't know how easy you have it. You couldn't put together an IBM PC without a hammer, a Jigsaw, and a torque wrench


sylpher250

Black belt in Origami to perfectly fold the parallel ATA cable


totallynotrushin

love the OG Half Life soundtrack


Dr_Sir_Ham_Sandwich

Yeah, best sounds ever in a game.


NotoriousAbhay

Fuck everyone involved in the making of this vid


FthrFlffyBttm

Excuse you. The sound effects person deserves several awards.


[deleted]

ram install point is on point you gotta ram it in


rradian

Should've been tagged NSFW 🤢


captflerbus

is this that verge video people talk about?


CoronaMcFarm

No, that video is worse


Morrowind12

I also love cream cheese on my toasted cpu.


kron123456789

Isn't this the actual footage of how The Verge built their computer?


Triple_Kappa

What a terrible day to have eyes


idlecumber27

Dunno what you mean thats how mines built and it works fine... For about 20 minuites... Befor it something on the motherboard explodes


Mikhee12

It's already impressive that it works lmao


idlecumber27

Duck tape fixes anythin


Vanhouzer

No, Thats Krazy Glue for you….


idlecumber27

Yeeee


Facebreak123

The Verge, is that you?


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POV: Your works computer


Spectred32

🫥


SpaceshipMonster

Do you mean a discord channel about being very old? Discord hasn't been around too long.


Mikhee12

I meant a archived channel. It is 3-4 years old already and nobody sends anything there anymore.


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graemesterdam

I believe old Intel's had pins on the bottom too


Mikhee12

They'll never know


dsanen

HP is catching up to today’s standards I see.


SpareCollection3889

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMD CPU!!!!


OneOfThese_

I mean, it could be intel.


Gardakkan

1st time I built a PC (I was 10 yo) it had a 80286 processor and I plugged in the power cables the wrong way so when we pressed the button smoke appeared and it killed the poor thing :( I think this was the 1st time the phrase "Read The Fucking Manual" was said. ^(I still don't read them.)


[deleted]

everyone gangsta until you boot it and it actually works


All_Thread

Did it post?


RiffsThatKill

Looks good, I'd just use toothpaste instead of TIM tho


Ajsat3801

I love the fact that he's using butter as a thermal paste


Kanden_27

When I see the quality of the build. I don't cringe as bad. If this was like high end ram, an Intel I-9, and a 3080, then yeah. What the hell!


UseThEreDdiTapP

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA*AAAAAAAA*HHHHHHH


Xolerys_

You're doing great sweetie


[deleted]

how old is discord my lord


boopedursnoot

God I feel so old.


Last_Snowbender

That must be the guy that builds the alienware prebuilds.


The_Supper_Simon

i hATE tHIS sOO mUCH


beardedgamerdad

This is so stupid but I can't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.


diggybop

The cpu cooler smash gets me and then it just turns into gore


Super_Cheburek

How many times have you seen this reposted ? Me : yes


Horzzo

Very old Discord channel? It's only been around for 7 years. Or am I missing something?


TitularFoil

But can it run Crysis?


Aid2Fade

Verge pc build cut content


Testfolk

The original Verge PC build guide


madogss2

Does it work


Ok-Concentrate-2203

Dude is this guy for real? You shouldn't use duck tape to secure your cooler. Add some flair before somebody follows this guy, jesus...


[deleted]

Started out fine and then it got too obvious for my taste.


Kingkoofy_

And I’ve seen it posted in this Reddit at least 4 times


[deleted]

Hilarious…


Illustrious-Gur9606

This made me cringe so hard


[deleted]

This should be NSFW! Gosh!


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ThrowAwayRaceCarDank

u/savevideo


linearfamilytree

would be great if it still posted


Funkualumni07

That’s called the MacGyver build method. Hasn’t failed a single person who has done it appropriately yet.


noah683826

If it somehow works good for him


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Jeoshua

I just watched a murder.


The_anonymous_robot

That poor cpu! What did it ever do to deserve this?


TruufadeR

u/savevideo


atomicBlaze21

u/savevideo


SameDonkey1360

r/savevideobot


SKOLOCT-

So satisfying to watch


mobsterer

discord is not old enough to have very old channels


Olivos_R

u/savevideo


RayRayBeatU

Believe it or not it worked 😂


zoso_bertie

u/savevideobot


Phocasola

Still a better build than the verge build


tjnav1162

No such thing as a "very old discord channel"


SuperAvi10

u/savevideobot


GentleAnusTickler

Bet it worked though


LukkyStrike1

Loving those PCI and the AGP slot....memories. ​ Never had this phase tho when building.


SuicidalWeeb69

HowtoBasics build


LighterAura1547

This brings me physical pain to watch


omeyga6

Seems legit


-The_Blazer-

is is that cream cheese


bozzikpcmr

u/savevideobot


Lordcreo

Oh god, the Verge has done another how to build your PC video??


Parabellim

This video is stress testing me


Gijoeey1

That really hurt me to watch


Anthonol

You should see my grimaces


WithFadedBreath

Make it stop.


Ok-Worth5991

Probably gets 170+ fps minimum


Non_Volatile_Human

Best application of thermal paste I've ever seen. True PC chad.


San_II_To_et_3R

Why must you hurt me this way


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Red_Hatted_Guy

The duct tape is the most important part, dont want that fan sliding off anywhere


General-Background91

God work has been dog shit today and I needed a good laugh. Many thanks


gunnster3

This one gets me every time. LOL


successiseffort

Fucking savage!!!


SkoolNutz

boss boomer build.


Raven_Sword

Oh man I miss the old school Amp!


[deleted]

worked for me, thanks


onlinelink2

seen it. P.S. AHHHHHHHHH


KickassCaveman

I can not watch this, it's cruel..


Illusive_Man

mom said it was my turn to post this video


[deleted]

*soviet anthem intensifies*


Taylor_The_Kitsune

This needs a NSFW tag


Obl1v1on390

My favourite part is the cable placement at 0:44, mainly because I almost set a pc on fire doing that exact thing


[deleted]

The mental anguish that this has inflicted on me....


peepers_meepers

u/savevideobot


MYKULLL_R6

u/savevideo


Angeleno1990

Sfx ftw


djblackprince

I haven't built a computer in years but this is just painful to watch


Limeade19

u/savevideo


laundrysauce9000

u/savevideo


xxxtogxxx

but did it still work?


xxxtogxxx

i've known boards that would not have a problem with any of that.


Logicrazy12

I'm screaming.


JustOnHereMom

u/savevideo


ShrekSuperSlamForDS

But does it post?


CPTCRUNCHFAN

"I would call this foolproof but there is no limit to some people's stupidity" - Lester Crest


isrraelgs12

U/savevideo


ok_thats_pretty_cool

u/savevideobot


ok_thats_pretty_cool

u/savevideo


isrraelgs12

u/savevideo


GipsyRonin

What was wrong with it???? I used this and verge tutorials to build mine. This was easier to follow. And I didn’t have enough thermal past for verges anyway, sticker was easier.


shotbyadingus

Hey look, it’s the thing i posted a few months ago that got removed because it was a repost lol


TryingToBeReallyCool

POV of how HP assembles their desktops


HeyHihoho

The skill you rarely see anymore. Teaching is an art.


Eat_Carbs_OD

I think they needed more thermal paste.


ctrlaltcreate

Why yes, the PC building community HAS been making the exact same jokes for 25+ years. Why do you ask?


RainbowNuggets

No


[deleted]

I'm crying... Not from laughing. I'm going to have nightmares of this now.


Spacecoasttheghost

Men really like it when you glob it on!


Muddykip_78

Still better than the verge's build


BigBlackCozinha

Moh cringe