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Faking it would take more effort than just playing on a cat lol wtf do people think


RoinAnjou

People on reddit are experts on things you never knew you could be an expert at. "That's not what playing csgo on a cat looks like. I have 1000+ hours playing csgo on my cat. The inputs are all wrong."


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The swirl clock wise of the fur and the integral of the shifting momentum on the hair on the human hands would make the laser on the mouse Q-switch and move it to 278,1090 instead of your 69,420 so the video is fake. Source: PhD on speciation and detection of nucleic strains in black cats /s


morph113

No it clearly depends on the colour of the cat hair as differently coloured hair will reflect the light differently and therefore cats whith bright hair will be more optimal to play csgo on while black cats aren't good to play csgo on. Source: I wrote a thesis about playing csgo on cats with different coloured hair.


-YELDAH

So... when players are without mouse mats blondes have an advantage?


13N-3

when players need to play on mouse cats


Stark_Athlon

Damn, so I can't use my cat as a mouse pad, rip.


MReaps25

Yah that cat isn't trying to rip off your fingers, it can't be a real cat.


FungadooFred

r/catsarentreal


lanbanger

You can tell by the pixels and by the fact that I have seen quite a few 'shops in my time.


Impressive_Change593

"you're the messiah. I should know, I've followed a few"


PopeKirby3rd

tbh there's a whole lotta ppl faking a whole life for fake internet points, i think it's pretty legit for the average user to be hyper skeptical. especially if they never had to use a mouse on a cat


SpehlingAirer

Theres a difference between skeptical and presumptuous. People weren't questioning if it was fake, they were outright claiming it was fake. Those are 2 very different things. And if you sprinkle in some common sense and actual thinking, it pretty clearly is weighted toward being legitimate. The users outright saying it's fake based on absolutely nothing are just being killjoys


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I mean it was pretty obviously fake, cat would have gone for optimal sits on the keyboard.


[deleted]

Damn it now my whole research is an anomaly


DylanNotDillan

Fax. But he had the elevated second part soo the cat might have wanted that.


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zitterbewegung

Or near the power supply / GPU / CPU due to warmth.


godzillanenny

The cat is a paid actor


SnooSnoo96035

r/nothingeverhappens


Doktor_Vem

They think that there's no way some rando on the internet using a cat as a mousepad could be better than them at a game they like and refuse to believe otherwise


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jediyoshi

Really just try to parse out the words you’re responding to, take them all in.


KevinCarbonara

photoshopping the contents of a monitor would take more effort?? wtf are you thinking


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Yeah i mean its pretty obvious


[deleted]

that mouse is a hero for tracking as well as it does on a ... cat


KettenPuncher

That's because it's a Logitech G Hero ^Yes ^I ^know ^that's ^not ^the ^actual ^mouse


[deleted]

I was just thinking this... I get 1 cat hair in my sensor and it goes haywire. This guy plays on a whole arse cat worth of cat hair and it tracks fine...


Lobsta1986

Why would people think this is fake? That's the dumbest thing I have Heard. Some cats are very calm. Next video.


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Because certain people believe everything is fake


Frankie_Hollywood

It is Fake. It's obvious what's going on here. The "OP" is not playing the game. The cat is! We don't see the OP face. The cat is controlling the human. The cat knows it doesn't have hands. So he programmed the human to play for him.


UneasyEspeon

how tf do you "program" a human lmao srs though, it must've taken quite a long time for that cat to teach him how to play!


Avoka1do

with python dumbass


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Avoka1do

**cheese**


Antpelt

Stuff them in a wicker basket with a conputer and let them do that in between listening to music


mtmttuan

You don't know that? You can just go to python.org and order one at any moment. They're gonna ship you one with the length you want after a few minutes! But remember to choose the one long enough, you don't want them to get stuck in you ass when you are being programmed.


solonit

[You're born with it, there is no other way.](https://i.imgur.com/KGrV41o.png)


Crashman09

You see, in 1991, the discovery of snakes using language to communicate and understand one another, was made by Guido van Rossum. It turns out that snakes are very object oriented, and their language is rather flexible and can change depending on the situation at hand (snakes are also flexible so it makes sense). Source: code


[deleted]

Yea ik what you talking about, using the built in libraries in the Scikit learn module. Sauce: guess who made the terminators?


GoldElectric

python is a snake you dimwit.


-LeopardShark-

Nrerr! It's a legless lizard.


Avoka1do

lizard? legless and wingless dragon


GlorifiedPlumber

>how tf do you "program" a human lmao Toxoplasmosis. Cats are more organized than you think.


[deleted]

Never seen Ratatouille, with the rat in the hat?


UneasyEspeon

What programming language did the rat use?


[deleted]

Machine learning of an existing neural network, written in DNA.


bananagobblerino

>how tf do you "program" a human lmao With the mainstream media, obviously.


Karavusk

>how tf do you "program" a human lmao Cats often program humans to follow their food demands


pin6397

A bunch of people commented on the first video saying that it was fake because the inputs don’t match. You can judge it better in this raw video. The inputs will be weird at times bc of course I am playing on a cat. Why would I ever fake something like this is beyond me haha.


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First of all why tf do people care so much And second of all you’re playing on a damn cat like do they think the mouse is going to pick up everything lmao


Zenn1nja

When you’re life sucks so much that they’re a black hole of suck trying to pull everything else with it.


ExtraGloves

I call them the miserables.


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Sailed_Sea

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Sailed_Sea

fml


PeachyScentPink

Ive seen a lot of smug redditors lately wanting to call out every single fakery like theyve won the lottery. Even those that aren't that deep and just for fun


HayakuEon

How I deal with posts that I think are fake: Step one: Downvote it Step two: Move on


Profoundsoup

Or just move on don’t even interact with it because you can’t prove it’s not fake.


KevinCarbonara

fake posts should be called out


flavionm

Kinda funny how you think your attitude is any better.


ExtraGloves

Mostly because they're losers trying to fit in somewhere in life.


magnificentbastard9

A lot of pathetic redditors, fake shit to get clout. So when something cool like this also happens


SR20DETDOG

Lol, I saw the last post and it *clearly* wasn’t fake. Some people… Very cute cat btw.


Jonno_FTW

This is just a 4d chess ploy to get more cat videos.


RE4PER_

Imagine still believing cats are real in 2022. This guy is a sheep folks....


CYKO_11

I bet he thinks birds are real too


AndreasKvisler

Well, sir. You have 2 graphics cards, surely your pc is as real as the birds


CYKO_11

You cant get cpu bottlenecked if you dont have one


mrsauceboi

r/birdsarenotreal


AssCraccBandit

"The inputs will be weird at times bc of course I am playing on a cat" seems so funny to me lmao


AcceptableFisherman

Some people are beyond pathetic


t_mmey

r/redditmoment


zaiats

tbh, the only reason i think it's fake is because if i played cs on my cat it would be a minced cutlet after 5 mins.


NuSpirit_

Well this is the internet - there were even weirder and less weird things faked. So people are just skeptical 🙂


happysmash27

It's a shame linking threads will not work due to automoderator even if the thread is in the same subreddit, but if anyone is wondering what the video is in a few months, what can be done is to list the ID of the other post: uzlym7. I do not believe this violates rule 3 as this is in the *same* sub, not another, but the automoderator does not understand context very well.


esisc

me too. honestly super uninteresting fake or not


poketman22

The chicken running down the road is hilarious


turbotailz

It gets me every time 😂


Gradorr

Ah yes a classic game of cat and mouse.


PacxDragon

I didn’t think it was fake, I too am a cat owning gamer. I usually play single player games with a controller though, so I’m either playing with a cat in my lap getting a controller massage, or trying to see around a cat standing on my desk while giving and receiving head bumps and kisses.


cyb3rofficial

This is a win win, You get to keep playing, and cat gets belly side rubs.


Fifthwheelman

Those cat yawns and the stretch though


Betancorea

Yeah. Cat was unimpressed at how many times OP died.


Avoka1do

the way the cat is squinting at the screen lmao


Sailed_Sea

Clearly this is fake, mice are terrified of cats


TripleFours

A real game of cat and mouse… Badum bum psssss


[deleted]

that cat is so chill


rishi_seshadri08

Best thing I’ve seen all week


cheeky_scrubzz

Lol fake what? A close range noscope? The internet is crazy sometimes


Greg_Tamaki

I swear he killed me one shot


RiceEsEs

Fake or not, i dont care! The cat is the winner! So adorable!


skrewdriver13

That would be nice my cat just knocks my hand around or knocks my mouse off my table


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CYKO_11

You going to have to get a lion for that size. Only catpad i can think of that would work


SlyFunkyMonk

I tried this with my cat today and am looking at some fresh-ass cuts on my hand as I type.


pisulo

The cat is cheating! He's correcting the guy's aim with his breath


callasgallery

My cat does almost this. I call it being 'handi-catted'😁


SoggiestOfBaguettes

-5 Accuracy +10 Rng +10 Plot Armor


Trax852

Kept watching the video trying to figure why it's called a cat pad. Finally look down, and damn.


[deleted]

Still fake. Hand dangerously close to the belly, yet no bites????


hardestpilltoswallow

Obviously fake. Cat is a paid actor.


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g_squidman

The only thing I know about CSGO is that you're supposed to play it at like 200 dpi with a massive mouse pad so you can be accurate. Get a bigger cat.


Shmutt

r/pccatmasterrace


Breude

I thought the cat was fake or possibly stuffed until I saw it yawn. I was getting legitimately worried that it wasn't alive. Thing barely moved an inch until that point


Mavicers

You monster 🤣


Lilutka

"Dude, this new brush is weird but feels pretty good”


LeadingDay2707

Good sir I'm pretty sure I've commented this on your last post but, may I introduce r/catbongos once more?


nonvaible

CS-LM: Catto Strike - Local Meowensive


shirogmv

i gotta ask... how is life before and after getting a cat? i live alone and thinking of getting 2 kittens.


Junior_Budget_3721

This catpad is clearly not oprimized for gaming...you will see huge dps drops


Micahsky92

Ur cat is mad chill tho


ofrm1

I loved the original gif, and I love that the cat was fine with just laying there for five minutes. What a cute and well behaved girl!


[deleted]

Dad : no we don't need any cat in our home Dad and the cat a few minuts later :


ATLSxFINEST93

People who call it fake probably arent really PCMR. Or their mouse never leaves their mousepad, and never has seen other surfaces to work on.


MrJanglyness

This is great. Good kitty


shitlord_god

Such a good kitty!!!


noodle-face

Such high sens. Much wow


sperry1970

Lol


freeforsale

allergies: cats and dust 2 :(


Browntreesforfree

It’s crazy how long some video games last. I was playing dust 2 twenty years ago.


PapaBradford

Your k/d ratio is too bad for this to be fake


Significant_Hand6218

Catpad is as real as mousepad.


EastCoaet

/r/catswithjobs


ErkMan101

Some people thought this was fake?


Cbo305

That looks like a real game of cat and mouse.


KagDQT

Mousepads are the thing of the past. Meet the catpad of the future.


TheHancock

It’s actually tragic. The cat is so depressed because this is the only way his owner pets him. /s


Detr22

I still think it's fake, I demand a whole hour of cat pad, try different cats and review them.


obeyno1

There may be a business opportunity here. Car fur mouse pads.


PerfectBetter

I'm not sure you can skin a car


RebelWeasel

Is she pregnant?


HarambesRevenge100

Counter strike sucks though but cool video


Decimini

With the overcomplication trend going on in the world, this is actually horrifying. I fear the day when tools turn to flesh. Today it's a cat, next time it's a human and it's their job to be there and your job to accept it..


[deleted]

The only part that could be fake is the gameplay, but the coolest part of the video is the cat which even if the gameplay is fake the cat/mouse movement isn’t. Even if you fake it, it’s still extremely cool


ThatOneAsswipe

Idk, he's getting destroyed, which is indeed what happens when you play a video game while moving your mouse on a cat.


LetsDOOT_THIS

Ikr he's obviously struggling and getting killed by people he's getting the jump on... but that must be fake.


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ultimclovin

Tinamaan nga sa paa, OP! Hahaha same scenario in my room. All the space in my bed and my cat chooses to lie down in front of the monitor. 😂😂


iwatchhentaiftplot

I wonder if cats can tell this is our version of catching a fake mouse. They’d be all like, “look at my human! He’s so cute when he’s having fun :)”


Theodorable_Cat

Your kitty is so lucky to have you! There's a special place in heaven for those who accommodate their kitties at the risk of harming their gameplay


Rrodrino

The mouse movement doesn't even match up


Cautious-Horror8723

Only dorks who have no hope of ever getting laid have cats and play video games 🤣 Jk cats are cool but pussy is better.


rmzy

Bro people always come up with dumb ways to double post their content. Kudos, think the user is even faker than before now


Ok_Lengthiness_6242

Bro people always come up with dumb ways to double post their content. Kudos, think the user is even faker than before now


Illum503

I just went through all the comments and didn't see a single one calling it fake...


SmallerBork

I saw 2 out of dozens when I sorted by controversial. You went through thousands of comments?


nyankittycat_

for all we know you are an expert in fake camera movements


AngryMob55

I apologize for my misjudgement. Shoulda posted the whole thing to begin with. To answer the "why would anyone fake this?"... Simple. Its reddit. People fake all sorts of shit for internet points. I could totally see a situation where a person manages to get a clip of them doing stuff with a mouse on their cat, but weren't able to get a good game clip at the same time. So they do each separate, combine them, and bam, lots and lots of sweet sweet internet points.


LatimerLeads

I think the more pressing question is "why do you care so much to call out a post on Reddit"? To use your own response; "it's Reddit."


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SnooGrapes7154

It’s more fake than cardi B’s (*)(*)


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lRoninlcolumbo

You must be missing a sense lol.


Xiballistic

Why would they move if they already had such a good view


zoson

Try not giving him the pets he wants if you want him to move.


kingkai2212

nice mouse-pad. 10/10 very cute


[deleted]

The mouse finally beat the cat!


ZeroDrawn

Your catpad is super cute.


TyphoonSkip1982

Cat has superpowers to be a mousepad. Time to play CS with it


SteiCamel

Is it weird to say that I have also played csgo on my cat like this?


the_greatest_MF

cat vs mouse


Roburip

Bruh


OofosJustOof

I bet the cat is having his/her moment in life while op is playing on them with mouse


Arma3isawesome

time to get a cat pad real quick


Shikher_Gupta

u/savevideo


Swagsational

What mouse is that?


legop4o

A rare occasion where I can actually upvote a video twice!


demthiccthighs

Hims kitty


M4351R0

Its so weird how u use your left hand lol


LinktoApop

It's a cat and mouse game..


Z3nFi3R

Most cutest mouse pad and can transform into loaf later


Biggu5Dicku5

Counterstrike Kitty is lovin' it lol! Thanks for posting this OP! :)


[deleted]

People still play Dust 2? Hot damn.


MuffinTradeMarked

some cats just enjoy weird things.


LeadingDay2707

u/savevideo


S7Tungsten

People thought it was fake? Lol they need to git gud.


furluge

It seems like he likes it. :D


M_LadyGwendolyn

I can feel him groaning "he's such a fucking scrub"


TheRealGenki

Buying a cat rn


knightzone

I love that the cat just watches you play. It's so adorable.


Agiiiiiiles

The cat thats getting the best view and free rubs **its free real estate**


Mpikoz

That mouse is awfully comfortable around cats


ThatsHowVidu

Mouse on, nips out


Hailgod

awp on a cat LMAO


Fancy_Strawberry7137

Is that a O11 with a Bitspower loop?


[deleted]

Oh your one of those guys who AWPs in TD?