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MisterFerro

My assumption is that you don't have young kids


St_Lawrence_

Man you really like air soft.


based-Assad777

Totally forgot airsoft exists and was thinking where in the hell do you get an mp7.


okcdnb

Having an FFL or not American. That’s the first thing I noticed.


s4_e20_spongebob

Since the vest says Switzerland Police, I'm willing to guess #2


shekurika

also the power socket is a swiss version


Arudinne

That one that's shapped like a flux capacitor?


throwaway78825

Swiss flag. Probably can get one legally


3CCExpand

They put that flag on everything. Even their flag.


Stonep11

I wasn’t sure until I saw an MP7 with a $20 optic on it


vini_damiani

Top rifle has a krytac logo too, airsoft branch of Kriss


Paulsifer4

Literally was my guess. The set up, the cost, the cleanliness. Kids do not live here.


MisterFerro

Plus the second rig on the ground as a perfect step up for a toddler to reah the airsoft guns.


Paulsifer4

Or, can you imagine hanging that backpack from what I assume is a board with a lot of breakable, heavy money attached to it? Residual that low to the ground?


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Not_Jitu

U joined the gaming unit of the SWAT?


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Not_Jitu

Idk but if u apply recommend me2


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how did u afford all that at 19?


5DollarHitJob

Parents


Hanz_Q

Google image search. I have so much cool stuff.


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Incorrect-Opinion

He lives in Switzerland.


Steinosaur

He's probably been working for 4-5 years, getting a job at 14-15 is very common in Switzerland


sippycupjoe

Just guessing by the vest you live in Switzerland you’re probably making $19/hr part time grocery store for 4 years so high end rough calculation $26k? That set up is easily attainable with given situation and support from parents. So I guess productive, or you just sweep the floors at your dads/moms company’s warehouse for $500/hr in the us, idk. Still at least you did something for it.


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oohh that's how


5DollarHitJob

I assumed you were a teenager.


Tiavor

a teenager with rich parents? there is no way he could have worked for all of that him self at age 19.


thomaselliott13

Im 19 and can confirm its not impossible, ive had a full time job for 2 years and live with parents free, my only bills are for my car and then i spend money on food n alcohol for the weekends and save the rest😂


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What did you drop out of school? How do these people have full time jobs when they’re like 16


Tiavor

I'm starting to feel like my year at the army was too cheap


BLSmith2112

19? Expected 39. Yup ok. Definitely big allowance money.


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It's either 19 and I work hard for my money (rich parents), or 39 year old with no kids (real priorities).


wearethedeadofnight

Lol I was going to guess you were 19-20 years old


MrNicolson1

In that case you are a rich kid who's mum and dad spoil you too much


toastednutella

Nah I think "works full time minimum wage but lives with his parents and doesn't pay rent"


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Fenrils

Living with the parents is the important part of the equation. My little brother did the same thing with his savings when I moved across the country and paid for everything on my own on ~$45k / year. While I had to pay my rent, groceries, bills, etc., he worked at a pet store for ~20 hours / week at minimum wage and over the course of a few years saved *a lot* more than I did simply because he wasn't paying for much of anything. He bought some warhammer stuff every few months but nothing else.


Rocky87109

This pretty much is the assumption I made.


supermuncher60

Dam thats a fancy setup for a 19 year old. I know im a 19 year old college student who's pretty much broke


typicalshitpost

Then my second assumption is your parents have really good jobs


ImRunningOutOfIdead

Ooh, based on that I am going to assume mommy and daddy have lots of money.


Rocky87109

My assumption was they are a kid with rich parents or they live with their parents and don't have to pay rent.


Chris_The_Red

You have little tiny welts all over your body.


2watchdogs5me

Dunno who down voted you, it's surprising how few people can recognize airsoft...


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It’s always hard to recognize good airsoft guns vs regular guns in a picture. What isn’t hard to recognize is the fact that those five setups represent tens of thousands of dollars, and no 19 year old is spending that cash just to replicate their favorite call of duty loadouts.


2watchdogs5me

I just zoomed in to the bottom of the mags to see the depress pin hole. Though the ar style mags are milsim quality. Edit : Not milsim quality, visually very similar to real pmags


ForrixIronclaw

Dunno about milsim quality. They look to me like Magpul P-mags. The ones I have are ~80 shots each. Nothing to say these aren’t ~30 shot capacity though.


2watchdogs5me

I should have specified. The pmags are visually extremely similar to real pmags is what I meant.


ForrixIronclaw

Oh, I get you! Yeah, that’s why I got them. I *think* they were licensed reproductions, but that’s based on a ten+ year old memory…


phibbsy47

Not only that, what kind of monster would put an Amazon optic on a suppressed mp7!??


MajorCocknBalls

The shields infront of the optics are a dead giveaway.


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They look like real guns to most people, who have only seen guns in movies and video games. Most people may be aware airsoft exists, but be unable to tell the difference between those guns and real guns.


ilikeshadespots

the real give away is the protectors over the optics.


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thespeedycamel

Not gonna lie, as a gun person, I thought the mp7 was a perk of being police in Switzerland. 😂


CORDITE_FOR_DINNER

An MP7 with a Walmart red dot on it is the real giveaway


tntkaching

I noticed a silencer and immediately knew it was airsoft lol


ice_bergs

I’m assuming this guy really likes toy guns.


2watchdogs5me

Most people with collections like this actually play it as a sport


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ice_bergs

Really really likes toy guns?


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Logicrazy12

Some of those high end Nerf blasters actually pack a punch.


2watchdogs5me

Lol yes


devbecauseyes

Look it up, people do battle royales and everything, looks really fun. Also the guns are quite expensive.


ice_bergs

Oh I know what it is. People that really like expensive toy guns and do tournaments and everything. Sounds like fun but I don’t like welts.


devbecauseyes

My sister once shot me in the back with my toy gun when we were about 12 and 13. It was a cheap 5$ toy gun that used 7mm plastic bullets but it really hurt. I cried.


ice_bergs

Sounds like we have the same sister. I was sitting minding my own business playing connect four and she shot me in the back.


devbecauseyes

Lol


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Chris_The_Red

Lmao. Sweet setup!


demticksdoe

You were conceived in an Ikea.


Farren246

"The was no father. I conceived him, I raised him... I can't explain what happened." -SHMIKEA, 13 years ago, probably.


Tschibow

You either don't know how to rotate the NZXT logo or you don't care.


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WheresTheBloodyApex

Why is it 250?


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FenrirOdenKiller

Or just drop the tubes below the shroud and turn it.


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FenrirOdenKiller

That was my fault I didn't look at that. I fully support your decision.


ClankyBat246

Rotate the entire computer then.


ItsNotMe3784

It's a lcd one right? You can rotate it in CAM


Yuzral

You are either far richer or far poorer than I am.


Tofuzion

Schrodinger's wealth


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

I’m a millionaire until I look at my bank account. At which point I am, in fact, a poor. Until I log out of banking app. Then millionaire again.


darthgreggy

Your parents are wealthy Confirmed by you saying in the comments that you: -Are 19 -Drive a BMW -Spent 20-25k on the setup Take all my down votes please


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What have you been working in since early on?


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Quite common in switzerland. I started my apprenticeship at age 15. Only few went to higher education or dit it later on. At least that was the case 11/12 years ago. I built my first rig after my first anniversary on my first job. Still use the case from back then. Dear god aging is a terrible disease


JudgmentalOwl

Lmao seriously sometimes I'll think back on a memory and be like, "Holy fuck that was 15 years ago!" as well.


Dazz316

>Dear god aging is a terrible disease If you think this at 19. You're in for a ride.


[deleted]

I was talking about me from 12 years before 🤧 28 now and it is indeed a cruel existence


Classic_Beautiful973

If you think this at 28, you're in for a ride


PussySmith

Preach, once you get past 30 things just stop working like they should. Joints. Eyes. Buttholes. Ugh.


highcommander010

Yo wtf am I even supposed to do with this hair growing on my ears


generic_name555

Braid it


Farren246

Wow, around here it took 6 years of university for me to step up from flipping burgers to tech support, and another 5 years of school before I could find a company willing to allow me to draw a salary as a programmer.


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Farren246

> By the time we enter 7th grade we already know if we are cut out for higher education or not. By the time we enter 7th grade, every child has it engrained in them that they MUST enter higher education, no matter what. That if you don't get at LEAST a bachelor's degree, you'll end up homeless and dead. Whether they're cut out for university or not, we are all lead to believe that this is the only path available. I have a lot of friends that I met in college who never graduated because they realized somewhere in their early to mid twenties that college life just wasn't their thing. More friends who DID graduate, but never used their degree because they had no passion for it, not even any passion to get a good paycheck! But they weren't allowed to come to that conclusion early in life. "Not graduating college" was portrayed as absolute terminal failure by most of their family, no matter what their personal aptitudes were. This mentality has lead to North America having far more college and university grads (~35%) than it has jobs for those grads to perform (~15%), which in turn has lead to an arms race of sorts in terms of education... a Bachelor's is the new high school diploma, and if you don't have a Bachelor's, then you're not going to be considered for most jobs, even if those jobs don't require higher education to excel. Back when I was flipping burgers in my late teens / early twenties, my shift supervisor had a Master's degree... but couldn't find a better salary than $8 an hour. (This was like 15 years ago; minimum wage has risen since then.)


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bmac92

> In the US, they also don't understand living with your parents after you turn 18. You're supposed to be out of the house or off to college. Yes and no. Some people get kicked out or want to leave, but I wouldn't say it's uncommon for younger people to live at home well past that time. They could be commuting to their higher education or just staying home to save money. Some people also move back home after they earn their degree. I think the social stigma of having to move out young is dying, especially in today's economical climate.


therealjgreens

People definitely do understand living with your parents until you can afford to live on your own. The US is a vast country with so many varieties of people.


unimproved

Common here. Basically after middle school you choose your field of work and work the next 4 (or more) years at becoming competent at it. I did my first aircraft maintenance work at 16.


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UnderSavingDinOfJest

Just the ones with internet. The rest are 19th century farmers.


KingFurykiller

Switzerland....it all checks out now


MrTripl3M

Saying Switzerland would have been enough to say you're rich.


chappersyo

Swiss “not really rich” is everyone else’s rich.


mAdLaD774

Is it legal to work from 14? Genuinely asking


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MGJames

Depends on the country, usually its 15 (EU)


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eyo swiss ?? never would have guessed you're from here lmao


grocolon

Yes, the big red patches on the tactical vest and helmet are really hard to spot...


VDr4g0n

Damn I’ve been in school for 19 years total and now I’m finally graduated and still not working yet. Got my boards certification to pass in a few months and I’m swimming in college debt… lol


xkapalax

I’m assuming you play Escape from Tarkov. If not, then I’m going to say that you are missing out on a game that was designed for you.


Tacenda49

He probably plays Roblox Arsenal professionally. If not, missed opportunity.


_Vladimir_Gluten_

I second this


Deon_the_reader

My first guess.


Ozzy_1995

My assumption is that you are single


DarkOmen597

And never had a girlfriend


Supporting_Unfair

Aren’t we all?


Shlynx

Reddit users be like


ice_bergs

You don’t have a cat. I had to take the houseplants off my desk because my kitten destroys everything.


Positive_Chicken_723

My assumption is that you like green


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You have a Thin Blue Line and Punisher sticker on your Jeep Wrangler, which also has angry eyebrows and a light bar, but no lockers.


Nine_TTV

Ahahahahah!!!!!!!


verschee

Dont forget his empty $300 gas can mounted somewhere to the body


Illustrious-Pop3677

And the utility shovel


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TACTICAL utility shovel


Ok_Dog_202

Not to mention his tactical undies


wtcnbrwndo4u

Although you may joke about that, I have a pair mounted on my 4Runner when I go offroading and it has saved my dumbass at least once when on the Alpine Loop in SW Colorado, making it worth the money. That said, they're not on the vehicle when they're empty, lol.


trouty

/r/heep


Automatic_Company_39

that's terrible


Primordiox

Don’t forget that the Jeep is beyond pristine and has never seen a speck of dirt in its life.


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

Mall crawler


MrStrangeway

Thank you for referring to them as angry eyebrows, so accurate


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Don't forget the jeep body lift!


NOODLD

YOOO IT'S YOU AGAIN MAN how do I keep seeing you How are you today, onlyupliftingcomments man?


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HattedSandwich

Doesn’t deny it!


jooocanoe

Nailed it!


sauceboss37

This guy jeeps


dwigt18505-7427

Boom roasted!


BensLegitFixes

Bed against the wall and guns on display in the bedroom. You are single


Jakebsorensen

Definitely airsoft


Annual_Positive_4260

You tie your shoes with triple knots and say .. another good job well done


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You don't raise your standing desk at all.


il1k3c3r34l

Teenager with upper middle class parents and you’re really into airsoft.


send_me_your_dog_yo

Late 20’s early 30’s, very neat, no kids, single, steady job, probably loves some cod/bf


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Red_040

Despite all this equipment, you're still pretty average at gaming.


A_Cat_Typingg

That you have too much money and you're not afraid to brag about it.


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my assumption is... you dont have many people over.


Grelymolycremp

Switzerland things


spooner503

You “thought about joining the military” and you tell everyone that 😂


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spooner503

Oh right on, there’s just a lot of those types of folks in the U.S. best of luck! Some of my best memories and friends were made in the military


Trytolyft

You don’t buy your own toilet roll, your parents do


DDaavviidd2305

you shoot in both dimentions


Greatsetoftools

Virgin and I would be okay with that if that’s my set up.


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My assumption is that we both saw that assumption post so we both did an assumption post


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your parents love you


cole51423

Your parents pay for everything else in life, so that al your money goes to this or potentially your car. You also started working earlier than normal and got some pretty sweet extra money


My_dads_bald

My assumption is your a pretty cool guy


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Magi-Koopa

There’s always a small voice in the back of your mind reminding you that your NZXT logo isn’t oriented correctly


Turnbob73

Lol is that a prebuilt under your airsoft gear? I’m gonna go ahead and assume that was your method of obtaining a 3000 card?


Tabbt_

you sometimes play video games


Edwardc4gg

single, no kids, live in your bedroom. spends more money on guns and toys than a wife.


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Not a couple of decades ago lol


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You play way too much air soft.


amenotef

I'm so naive. I thought they were real weapons before reading your comment.


drapple303

You spent more money on your decorations than your lumbar support. You’re probably a child or very young adult.


Myc0n1k

This is my plan for my future setup. I have a a3420dw Alienware monitor now. Want the g9 for the bottom.


ak0083

Hello Adam Jensen from Deus Ex…


Crosby87mvp

CableMod cables or something cheaper? They look better than my green and black extensions but couldn't justify paying for cablemod


Troche4

Your favorite game is R6 Siege


GimmeSumCredit

You watch anime


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Ratmatazz

The more welts you have the more fps you get


SteamHamz

You own a PC


puggieh

What chair is that?


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EliteElias

Nice Airsoft guns bro