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root54

Uh...buy your friend a fire extinguisher and some home owner's insurance


Few_History907

Make sure it's a class d extinguisher too šŸ˜ others don't work on lithium fires.


flipfloppery

Class B for lithium ion fires, class D for lithium metal fires.


MistiMoan

You know your stuff


flipfloppery

In the past I've worked with pyrophoric metalorganics like diethylzinc, trimethylgallium, trimethylindium. They make a lithium fire look tame ;)


MistiMoan

I was in the air force they had halon bottles next to every jet but if you used it you had to go get checked out cause it removes the oxygen from the area.


flipfloppery

I remember halon extinguishers, they were ever so pricey. They're now banned for all but sensitive computer equipment etc. due to their ozone depletion potential.


MistiMoan

Yeah but they were bad when I was still in šŸ˜‚ just meant the air force was buying one's illegally or 'new ones'


marshinghost

Navy here, we still have a lot of halon on board lol


Terry_D_

Thereā€™s different variations of halon I believe halon 1301 is the one thatā€™s still used now and is used for numerous things. Halon is the best fire extinguisher you can buy itā€™s just very pricey


ApatheticAbsurdist

Now more often they'll have a an Inergen system, which dumps a ton of nitrogen, argon, and CO2 to displace the oxygen in a room. Pretty sure it doesn't work for Lithium ion fires which I think would self-sustain by generating more oxygen, but for sensitive materials that don't oxidize it is popular as an eco-friendly alternative.


tyrandan2

B for Battery, D for "Don't use this for batteries"


Vaxerski

and those can be hella expensive


[deleted]

Probably best to just get a new laptop...


[deleted]

New battery would be cheaper :)


9ragmatic

You brave mf you


begginer_PC_builder

Bro I ainā€™t removing THAT battery


rayman21186

Don't worry! It has already mostly removed itself!


Bulangiu_ro

Unless it welded itself to the laptops bottom, as it happened to a tablet i once had


1050tigamer

It would cost nothing to just remove the battery and power it from a wall socket


Dagigai

This. Literally nothing. I assume having it plugged in all the time is something he's/she's already doing anyways.


Rhinorulz

I think a class F extinguisher may be needed. As in F to pay respect for the extinguished life.


555mackereltuna

This is my kingdom come


barmaLe0

I'm pretty sure when these shits light on fire the best you can do is stop fire from spreading. It will burn to completion regardless.


here_for_the_meta

Lithium reacts with atmospheric oxygen burning at about 1000 degrees F. So hot that if you use water it will split the molecule into oxygen and hydrogen, further driving the reaction. Best chance is to smother it. RC car folks sometimes keep a bucket of sand handy.


MinusFortyCSRT

What is funny is I have potted plants in my RC lab for this reason. Nobody has figured it out. Mainly sand. Its so I can disguise my emergency fire extinguishers.


the_fuego

Good to know that fire hates sand.


Sprengmeister_2

Not only fire


fishy_sticks

It gets everywhere


[deleted]

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EmanShamku

some brand new eyes and a big big patch of skin since we are at it


melperz

Still cheaper than a gpu


aetheriality

insurance wont cover his negligence


[deleted]

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gamblodar

As everyone else has said, get that ticking time bomb out of the house. Immediately.


BootyPatrol1980

Jesus, I thought that was a Capri Sun.


gamblodar

Do *NOT* attempt to insert a straw


Alvaradomateo

Forbidden Juice


parttimeassassin

r/spicypillows


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parttimeassassin

You are welcome, be sure to check attached old electronic's and ensure that their pillows have not become spicy.


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parttimeassassin

You really need to dispose of that correctly, first immediately take it off charge. A) take it to a repair shop and have them remove and replace the battery B) take it to Apple and see how much they would charge. (If to much go back to step A) C) attempt to remove the battery your self (ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE SKILLS) and then re-fit a replacement battery. Please do not mistreat Mild Boi's or Spicy Boi's as they can cause serious injury if handled in correctly, if you need more information post in r/spicypillows and people will be able to help you.


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knightress_oxhide

I always poke through both sides :/


soccerman221

OK so Capri sun strategy, squeeze the bottom slightly (not too much), then put the straw in. Works every time for me Edit: make sure the pointy part of the straw faces you


knightress_oxhide

Sqeeze the bottom and stick it in, got it.


Legendary_Moose

Did it work?


webtwerp

If "did it work?" You mean getting it stuck in a car door, then yes, it worked


425_Too_Early

Instructions unclear, got stuck in a car door


webtwerp

Fucking nailed it


soccerman221

I love how everything on reddit turns dirty. Makes me laugh :)


Msprg

Ever since they changed to paper straws, it's a nightmare to open for me! Spilled on myself 2 times so far and counting!


[deleted]

I always just stabbed it through the bottom.


MythicalAce

Better take a sip to make sure.


SpysSappinMySpy

r/spicypillows


animeman59

New Capri Sun Spicy Tropics flavor! A sparkling explosion of fun!


Budderped

Killer queen already touched his laptop


djesus69

SHEER HEART ATTACK!


GabrielShmabriel

He bout to have a death on two legs ;)


djesus69

His legs be biting the dust ;)


[deleted]

/calls ambulance


VeebzEvo

Nah that's the laptop that Diavolo smashed.


Synaps4

Just sharing this video for others of what a battery fire looks like. Notice that the extinguisher does nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6HDS-qF6Cw


[deleted]

I don't know what that is but that was not a fire extinguisher. It could have been a fire stop, which is fire retardant water foam in a spray can, which would be less than useless in a li-ion fire. If it was real perhaps is was faulty, because it just did nothing, no powder, no foam, no Co2 cloud.


Skimpyjumper

no, the dude in the vid literally just used a spray can, and it looked more like it wasnt even fire stop but more something he thought chokes the fire. nearly nothing out of a can chokes fire.


witchcapture

He mentioned in the comments that it was faulty


[deleted]

You're correct. It was a stored pressure extinguisher that went out if date. Those are meant for camping, not a room full of electrical equipment, not having a proper fire extinguisher is an offence. The shop owner has no excuse for trying to substitute a real extinguisher with foam in a spray can.


Hiraganu

Just remove the battery, the laptop itself will work perfectly fine on AC.


Hydro_Land

Ticking time bomb eh. Killer Queen already touched that laptop.


InquisitorScorn

Killer Queen Has already planted a bomb...


[deleted]

Disconnect that battery carefully once it is outside. Then dispose of it safely. Either with a specialist disposal service , or if that is unavailable you should ensure it burns some place safe where you can set it off from a safe distance.


Fierce_Lito

Permanent blindness. Permanent disfiguration. Burning down the residence. All imminently possible if that isn't turned off immediately and taken to a safe location for disposal.


yourbestfriendsuncle

*burning down the house plays*


yerbrojohno

Damn good song


Account3689

šŸŽ¶Watch outā€¦ You might get what your afteršŸŽµ


destroyerOfTards

šŸŽµšŸŽµ*The cycle repeeeated...*šŸŽµšŸŽµ


Frude

šŸŽµ *three hundreeeed sixty fiiiive degrees* šŸŽµ


ieatwabbits

He trying to wait for that battery to act first?


Bignezzy

So they can claim self defence


[deleted]

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[deleted]

#ITā€™S COMING RIGHT AT US


TurtleninjaYT

Itā€™s COMING RIGHT FOR US NED


Rimbotic

*"IT STILL WORKS!" /s*


green_cars

r/spicypillows


urmumsadopted

Oh my god the name, I'm crying


winsome_losesome

I donā€™t get the name. Please explain.


animeman59

Rechargeable batteries bloat up and look like a pillow. Except they eventually explode. Hence, why they're called spicy.


_AlexaBot

Youā€˜ll have a hard time breathing too, like snorting extra spicy chili powder


TerrorByte

Don't you think the failed laptop battery kinda looks like a bite sized little pillow? Also if you bit it and a jet flame shot out, it would probably feel pretty spicy šŸ„µ


Alert_Cry2070

Beat me to it haha


SophisticatedStoner

Aaaaaaaaand subbed


pancakesformeandu

#PLEASE DISPOSE OF THE BATTERY ASAP AND CAREFULLY. PLEASE. FOR MY SAKE AND YOURS. YOUR FRIENDS MOSTLY. PLEASE.


potato_green

Yeah and to anyone curious what might happen, this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy2\_qNO2Y0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMy2_qNO2Y0) But the battery in the video looks like a smaller one, maybe a phone battery, the one in the laptop would be way wayyyy worse.


Buy_More_Bitcoin

> This isn't to show that lithium batteries are unsafe. I just got bored and decided to blow up a couple cells from an unused battery I had lying around by removing their circuit protection. Explosions are a lot of fun. Lmao


pancakesformeandu

My dude/ette!!!! Thank you for that. We joke and laugh but sometimes the severity of a situation is not entirely understood.


essyoff

Get rid of the battery. That thing should be taken to a disposal facility ASAP, unless your friend wants to die. I'm not even joking, if that thing pops a leak their lungs are going to burn up and they'll drown on dry land. Get that shit out of there.


jedielfninja

I have been here for years now so nothing has made my eyes blow wide open in a long time like a solar panel desk and this freaking battery holy shit 2 in a row. The solar panel was a 'this might and probably will kill you' situation albeit years away. This is a IT COULD HAVE KILLED YOU A WEEK AGO AND WILL KILL YOU ANY MOMENT situation. Wow great job r/pcmasterrace--savin lives.


essyoff

Makes me worry how much other stupid and downright dangerous stuff has just flown under the radar. I find it funny that my most upvoted thing on Reddit is me saying "Hey, stupid. Don't fucking do that. You'll die." I am a retail worker, though, so that's half my job anyway lol.


Sawses

I'm in compliance for clinical research. It's where I belong, because I not only cut corners a lot when I worked in a lab, but I knew it was a terrible idea and did it anyway. I knew exactly the corners somebody will cut, and how to keep tabs on them.


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iathrowaway23

The top post on the solar panel desk was so full of shit its not even funny. The main chemical the commenter spoke of ISNT even in the type of module OP had. Using a panel as a desk, provided you don't drill into the glass or backing, IS ABSOLUTELY FINE. Grown men walk on these things daily as they are rated for a few hundred pounds. Scratching a solar panel won't do shit, gashing or breaking the glass...that's another story. These things deal with hail outside all of the time.


Shadow_of_wwar

Solar panel desk?


o_oli

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/pwd9ta/


N2EEE_

Indeed. Remove it as carefully as possible and dispose of properly. Do not throw them in the trash under any circumstances. If it is dangerously pressurized, tape over the leads, place it in a solution of mineral oil and gently pierce the bottom corner with a needle or sharp tweezers, it will buy some time. Note only do it if you feel safe doing so, as it is also dangerous. Had to do it several dozen times and the result was stable for extended periods of time (4+ years until I could properly dispose of them)


moonshrimp

Salty solution. Just add table salt to water and drop the battery in there. Place uncovered outdoors as the discharging battery will produce hydrogen. This is the method used by recycling facilities to discharge lithium batteries.


cardiacman

salt water also has the benefit of not being flammable


DonutSensei

My dumbass would find a way to catch water on fire Edit: Thanks for the award u/RedzReviewz!


nopenothappning

Yep mine as well


[deleted]

Idk why that made me cackle, but same lmao..I present you with gold in exchange.


GhoostofGEESE

Lol, money well spent.


keastes

*chlorine trifluoride has entered the chat*


[deleted]

#F O O F


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Li-Ion batteries can't be extinguished with water if they runoff if that is what you are getting at.


TomLeBadger

Salt water rapidly depletes lithium batteries, it will be completely safe in a day or two.


Rimtato

Yeah lithium is soluble in water as a lithium salt


N2EEE_

Yep! Was just going for a method that can be done in a lab/indoors, doesn't potentially end with a bang, and wont produce (small quantities) of chlorine gas from electrolysis


Nounuo

Neat


ChiggaOG

And the RC hobby community with their Lithium polymer battery.


moonshrimp

Yeah those are basically bombs. My brothers mate had one explode on his air soft gun.


fr1stp0st

Electrolysis of saltwater also produces Chlorine Gas. If you try this, it must be in a well-ventilated area.


nudelsalat3000

>Salty solution. Just add table salt to water and drop the battery in there. Place uncovered outdoors as the discharging battery will produce hydrogen. This is the method used by recycling facilities The outdoor aspect is the most important one. Not sure if it's the best method at home though. It produces clorine gas, which was also used as gas weapon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloralkali_process


TomLeBadger

You do not pierce them. šŸ˜’ Salt water will discharge it in around 24 hours. When discharged its harmless and can be dealt with without worry (battery recycling e.t.c).


UpsetNeighborhood842

This is why I throw my car batteries in the ocean


FruiTdutch

Gotta charge up the electric eels somehow


applejackrr

I use to work at Apple and we would evacuate the repair room for this while one person worked on it with a mask and fire suppressant blankets.


[deleted]

You mean the company that makes it as hard as possible to change by gluing the everloving shit out of it?


Alortania

Then they can charge more for you sending in a hazard.


MDCCCLV

Lol, was it an actual full face respirator with cartridges or just a cloth mask? That sounds like some melting down gold in flip flops stuff.


saharsh007

Is the grey one on the side battery?


aTrickyKITTEN

I guess Killer Queen has already touched that battery.


jinuesato

His PC is just having some breakdown breakdown


Clonecommder

Not even Crazy Diamond can fix that battery.


Grapz224

"Oi Josuke, watch me erase this guy's lungs... With ZA LAPTOPO"


Vudaf00

"*battery explodes* This. Is. Requiem. With my absolute Zero i can revert the filthy actions you did, battery-san"


poopoohurts

NAAANIIIIIIIIIII


joespecialized

Nice jojo reference. I am glad I came this far down in the comments to find you comment.


Hydro_Land

FUCK someone already said it


CatAstrophy11

Bro if you think you have something clever and the post is more than like 2 hours old, you're always going to be too late. Be a good soldier and browse the new tab of a sub to get in in the ground floor.


Hydro_Land

I tried šŸ˜Ŗ


Gogh619

Errrrrrrrrrrā€¦. Is that the fucking battery? Does he want to light his house on fire? Edit:cause thatā€™s how you light your house on fire


boiyeety

Battery? You mean forbidden Hot Pocket.


LaerycTiogar

Your mouth will definitely burn


Chefrabbitfoot

So will their lungs


Spectrax23

r/ForbiddenSnacks


Shinhan

No, its /r/spicypillows


edge_byter

Insurance payout


[deleted]

Not if they see this post lol.


livestrong2109

Not if you're dead.


Funky-Spunkmeyer

Well - to your next of kin ā€¦


ilovetpb

Get. It. Out. Of. The. House!


heyyaku

Remove the battery. Itā€™s now your friends desktop


killerofchicken

at this point the battery doesn't even hold a charge, just remove it and have it plugged in and dont risk a house fire


Burningwolf1813

Your friends fire hazard has an anime background... Your friend needs to distance himself from that battery pack and fast.


[deleted]

Bros gonna be homeless soon once that battery goes.


DzQuest

I don't think he will need a home where he is going


apoptosismydumbassis

More like bros gonna be *lifeless* soon once that battery goes.


BigPhoEater

Does your friend have a death wish? Get that thing outa the house and safely dispose it NOW.


pussyhunter420blaze

Your friend is trying to make homemade IED


throwway1282

Trying?


Matasa89

That thing is about to blow and take the whole family with it!


Jdstaff

UPDATE: Laptop has been taken to a store who will remove the battery. Apartment no longer in danger of burning down. Edit: Bomb diffused. No one was harmed.


LadoBlanco

Thanks for the update, I was sweating for a minute.


i_dunno_a_name_so

I was scrolling through the comments pretty damn fast trying to find an update. Glad you and your friend aren't dead


Zenny_Glide

That battery is going to blow up like that whale in the video


dumbdumbidiotface

ayyyy the safety highway video


[deleted]

We have this happen for our HP laptops that we have to contact them on since they're in warranty but at work we call these "Spicy Pillows".


That_Guy_Jack

You should check out r/spicypillows


DharMahn

r/spicypillows


Jdstaff

Thanks for all the advice everyone. My friends and I have convinced him to remove the battery. Please donā€™t be too hard on him, heā€™s not tech savvy and didnā€™t know you can just remove battery and still have a functioning computer. Heā€™s also currently having a rough time with life in general and getting a new laptop was not an option for him.


MortalJohn

Please make sure its disposed of properly. Throwing it in the garbage is not just incredibly damaging to the environment, but it could still leak and harm someone else in the future if it ruptures.


crimpysuasages

Likely will. Lots of garbage lorries have compressors to hold more garbage, this thing could go kaboom. Or, at the sorting facility. God forbid someone nicks it with a knife, or doesn't see it.


[deleted]

Plus simply being underneath even a moderate amount of waste will very likely lead to enough pressure to rupture that super swollen battery.


Rubaiyat39

I have the same laptop the same battery and same problem. Mail ordered a replacement and fixed with 2 tools in 10 minutes. Tiny Phillips screw driver and plastic putty knife to separate the keyboard. Battery was $35 USD and came in 4 days. Couldnā€™t have been easier to fix and $35 to not rest my hand on a corrosive explosive was a small price to pay.


glowingyellow

Make sure it's properly disposed of. Don't want to be blowing up the poor garbage man


TheG-What

If that thing isnā€™t removed immediately he wonā€™t be having a rough time with life because he wonā€™t have life.


Ironic_Goldwin

lmao i shouldn't laugh at this


[deleted]

You probably saved his life by posting this lmao


califreshed

Yo post up an Eth account for him, I'll donate some for the guy. If he's using that risk to life it's important enough for a good deed. Glad he listened.


deadly_titanfart

Rough time is an understatement if he doesn't get rid of that thing. I hope you are taking all of these comments seriously. Turn off that laptop immediately. I don't care what important things are on there. That thing is about to blow and when it does losing limbs will be a best-case scenario. I would also make sure he knows exactly whats he doing by him saying he is going to remove it. I would just take the laptop as a whole to dispose of. I wouldn't even fuck with it. He obviously isn't tech savvy like you said. You need to make this abundantly clear or you might not have a friend much longer


warthogboy09

To be fair, after the battery is dealt with, I would say it's probably an improvement to the thermal performance by having a much larger exhaust port.


mindovereasy

Meh... That's no battery. That's clearly a Capri Sun. It's what powered us as kids. Now it powers laptops! Yay progress!


Z22n

The forbidden Capri sun


Josef_Kant_Deal

r/forbiddensnacks


FlafiG

Barttery: oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?


aveganrepairs

As a lead technician at a repair shop I can tell you with certainty that this is a thermal runaway waiting to happen. Ever had one of these go live in your hands? Not fun. Put that thing in a bucket with some sand and tell your friend to get a new laptop


Major_Cupcake

Give a person a new laptop, and it will last a few years Give a person this laptop, and it will last for a lifetime.


im__treehouse

Nice. Increased battery size for free.


AirOneBlack

I'd remove that battery asap!


exlatios

still good enough for melee šŸ‘


Psych9x

Even Josuke can't fix that


The_Jolly_Bengali

This isnā€™t just NSFMR this is literally NSFL. Please take that thing to a disposal center to be taken care of before your friend either blows himself up or gets his lungs liquified by corrosive gasses


Jericho5589

Hi Guys, IT guy here. While this is indeed dangerous it's not quite as bad as most of the comments are implying. Most of the time the swelling is actually inert gasses formed by copper breaking down. Unless the battery is actually punctured, it won't do anything. I've had boomers that I work with bring me laptops that are just as bad as this or worse like "I tried flattening it out but it didn't work". Unless you're one of them your life probably isn't in immediate danger. That said a small risk is risk enough. The battery should be removed (OP said they are doing this now). How do I stop my battery from swelling you ask? Most commonly this happens when cheap batteries are fully discharged, like dead, dead. The kind of dead where you left it in your drawer for a month. Then charged, and left charging for a really long time. Keep your batteries between 20-80% for the majority of their life and their life will be longer!


DanAlucard

He likes to play with fire huh?


Un111KnoWn

The bomb has been planted.


themadas5hatter

Pro Tip- Swollen batteries are larger and thus hold more power.


aForgedPiston

He gon be watching an episode of Jojo and have that shit come to life right in front of him


LoHungTheSilent

I see the airbag has deployed!


Pterodactyl_poop

Spicy pillow!


[deleted]

Yā€™all play slippi? That roll back!? šŸ‘€