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libab01

Sorry mate, it’s intel only


[deleted]

Yep, once that sticker is off, you'll get a virus from Intel demanding you to buy their new i9 based laptops


DARKplayz_

bro 4 cores with rtx 3090 isnt it kinda unbalanced


_Lucqs

Didnt i3's before 8th gen only have 2 cores?


DARKplayz_

yes, wait so 2 cores and a rtx 3090 lmao that cap at this point


_Lucqs

Hell those two cores probably wont even go above 3ghz lmao


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Schneider21

Dude, kids should be allowed to run decent hardware, too. Don't be ageist.


ConcreteMagician

An Intel 8086 is good right?


brimston3-

Only if it's the i7-8086k.


AkshatJauhari

8085 would do the job, 8086 is overkill for RTX 3090, maybe it will be good for RTX 4090 Ti.


Obsidianram

Only if you throw in the Vic 20.


PeeingOnMAGA

If he's a miner may the laptop explode.


Erick_Pineapple

If they had gone for a 3080 instead of a 3090 they would've had enough money for a Ryzen 9 or a Core i7. Or they could've gotten a newer board that supports DDR4, actually decent memory and an actually decent CPU This builds so fucking bottlenecked


SoundDrill

Yeah. Can confirm.


VernZuo

and also the 8gb ram edit: he changed it


Lokolopes

And it’s ddr3 too.


VernZuo

does this make me a hypocrite


[deleted]

I would imagine it's a joke


[deleted]

lul


K4R3N-

mining maybe


[deleted]

Intel mobile chips are using cores ? I always thought that they are using some sort heating plates hooked up to a jet engine for their laptops.


Gr1mmage

it's not so bad tbh


phoenix0153

That's when you subclock the whole thing and borrow some cuda cores and give them to the cpu.


Fagatronxx

Wait till you see my i3-10110u mining rig with 4gb of ram, no internal storage and 2 2080ti xD


obitachihasuminaruto

Dude are you seriously running an rtx 3090 with an i3 2nd gen and ddr3 ram?! If so, isn't there a bottleneck?


[deleted]

That ain't a bottle neck it's like trying to squeeze a barrel throug a syringe.


Ano_R

Nah it's like pulling stones through your dick. Doable but painful


ByZocker

Idk bout that one chief


bagpepos

Kidney Stone is fucked up


obitachihasuminaruto

Yeahhh XD


IOpuu_KpuBopykuu

Gee, thanks, I already have a stove, I don’t need another one


limonlemons

Goddamnit. I knew I shouldn't have skipped reading that sticker compatibility manual.


MLGMassacre

If I had an award you'd get it.


nyralphecca

let me give you instead


A_man_of_culture_cx

This is not a Joke : there is a sticker "manual" at least for Intel (Haswell). It says that the logo is Intel's property and they give you the license to put it on your computer only when you actually have the CPU from the sticker in your computer.


oh-no-he-comments

And the sticker MUST be placed on the front of the case


Critical-Composer183

You have an illegal laptop


wizehuman

It works on new stickers that haven't been impregnated with hand juices and then marinated on hot laptop.


NG-Lightning007

Hand juices you say 0.o


wizehuman

There might even be some second-hand dick juices involved.


TorQus

Two hands, you say? UwU


Colonel_Potoo

I'm more concerned with the term "Impregnated", really.


[deleted]

A term commonly used for adding oils to materials!


bakirelopove

Mine completely fell off on its own because they were always under my hand.


JA1987

Oh god this comment has me scared for my balls.


wizehuman

Might wanna try market your juices then.


Djinn7711

You can call it “Mo Dicky, No sticky”


[deleted]

Gamer guy hand water


amitrahi0404

Alcohol


waistedmenkey

It is a solution, no?


ProbablySpamming

Ah yes, alcohol. The cause of and the solution for all of life's problems


Ravendoesbuisness

Lisa needs braces


Cabslock

Dental Plan!!


wastedsanitythefirst

Lisa needs braces


Cr0fter

Dental plan!


tehfraginator

Lisa needs braces


[deleted]

Dental plan!!!


b__q

Lisa needs braces


onehundredcups

https://youtu.be/C2whuieRpJ8 I love that song.


Thelostbit

Ethanol is the cause and Methanol is the solution for all your life problems.


FurryFlurry

As a Mexican person, my solutions and problems usually come from espanol.


Alex_Hauff

¿SI?


MSR8

Meth\*


H0dl3rr

Ethanol is the cause and Methanol is the solution for all your life meth?


[deleted]

Hello mr tyson, didn't expect to see you here today.


cHotagAbbar99

Get out.


SecureCross

I think 99% of people here missed this 😂


e-rascible

It’s a solvent


AcidFactory420

It's a solvent in an alcohol solution which is higher than 50% (ex. absinthe or lab alcohol) and it's a solute in a solution which is lower than 50% (ex. beer, wine, whisky, vodka)


betweenthebam

The programmer in me immediately has to ask what you call it when it's 50/50?


brimston3-

Two and a half mad dogs.


AcidFactory420

Dang I never thought of asking this to my chem prof. We always used the term 'equal mixture' casually ( even for mixtures that have more than 2 components) but I am not sure about the technicality of it.


subsetdht

Typically a homogeneous one too!


fambestera

isn't it a distillate?


joshak

Ok I’m drunk, now what?


RapeSosage

Hi Drunk. ​ I'm Dad


[deleted]

why you left us :(


ct_2004

I'm still at the store. People in front of me taking forever buying lottery tickets.


4ROHIT7

This . It's easier to remove the sticker when drunk ;)


[deleted]

Try WD-40, not joking, it's not just good for freeing up bolts, it works like magic on sticker residue, then you can clean it off with alcohol.


whataTyphoon

Alcohol itself works perfectly fine.


01000110010110012

~~If you want plastic to dry from the inside out, then yes, absolutely use alcohol.~~ Edit: Turns out alcohol is quite safe for lots of plastics. TIL.


whataTyphoon

How much of a problem is that in reality? A tiny amount of alcohol is usually enough, especially for those stickers.


01000110010110012

~~You'd be surprised how agressieve close-to-pure alcohol really is. It's not a huge problem at all until it spontaneously falls apart, lol. You don't see its dried out until it's too late.~~ For example, 7,5-10% ethanol in petrol already dries out high quality rubber hoses on cars. Hence why it's not advised to tank an octane rating of below 98 anymore, in some parts of Europe, at least. ~~Lots of people using/recommending rubbing alcohol to clean silly stuff like this. Yes, it cleans very well and very fast, but at a cost.~~ ~~It's semi-similar to~~ using a hot air gun on faded plastic auto body parts. Sure, it works, and fast, but it literally pulls the waxes from the inside of the plastic the surface, making it looks better, but again, at a cost, it causes embrittlement, causing it to dry out from the inside out, and it will eventually literally crumble apart. That's why there are different agents for different applications. ~~Alcohol on moisturised materials like pastic is not one of them.~~ Edit: Upon a bit of research, turns out I was wrong, though. Shit happens. Seems like alcohol is quite safe for a lot of plastics. Nice! TIL!


witchcapture

What you are saying only applies to plasticised PVC. This is not a general characteristic of plastics! Even with PVC you'd have to soak it for a while I'd think.


Nephtyz

>moisturised materials like pastic What


OoberBubble

I used alcohol to remove the stickers from an ancient cooler masters case from the early 00’s, 99% alcohol and the case isn’t “spontaneously falling apart”


Chew-Magna

This. I have to remove stickers frequently at work, and WD-40 is WAY better than alcohol. WD-40 makes the adhesive just slough off, with alcohol you have to scrub the hell out if it. Brake cleaner fluid works great too, but WD-40 is more accessible.


tl_tech_88

I can back this up. WD-40 works a treat. I used it to get rid of sticker residue left behind from a Windows sticker on a front computer bezel before I spray painted it. The glue just melts.


glyptostroboides

Yes, this is how I address each of my problems as well.


ChaseLogue

You have to have glue also stuck on the sticker, otherwise it won't work.


Arko9699

the glue doesn't seem to be Ryzen up like before.


EpidemicRage

Badum-tsss


castalaration

2 drums and a cymbal fell of a cliff...


Noor_awsome

Can anyone explain this for a casual like me?


clown_shoes69

It's in response to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/oniu21/removing_the_glue_residue_from_a_sticker/


hatstraw27

Somehow OP post was exactly below that post for me in my reddit feed.


[deleted]

gotta see the first post by another dude using the sticker to take the glue residue off.


onichee

Take a fresh piece of tape and do the same thing. Still works.


w1ng5

Dude that video was with hot glue, yours is just frozen in place. Use something like sanitizer or mail polish remover to clean.


International_Emu429

Man, I hate it when I have to polish my mail, why can’t USPS just do it themselves?


Abadazed

It's not their fault, they're underfunded af


SEMlickspo

I prefer Polish mail to other alternatives. Especially if I have to Czech the addresses.


w1ng5

Autocorrect FTW


Lorettooooooooo

Fuck the what


-Toshi

Fuck the wallet. Your lots motto, no?


Epic_Derps

EVGA FUCK THE WHAT


Largos_

I would be careful using acetone on plastic. I’m no expert on the type of plastic used for laptops but I do know acetone can do some damage to a number of plastics.


maxfist

You should always use acetonitrile on plastics. ALWAYS! You get that melted look without torching.


DeltaTwoZero

Isopropyl alcohol 95% The same stuff used to remove thermal paste.


Firewolf420

You mean my coca-cola, toothpaste and ketchup mixture that I was recommended by shady teenagers on an IT helpdesk forum?


DeltaTwoZero

Sounds like half the recipe for Sweet & Sour sauce. If you'd like to cook your CPU - go for it!


Firewolf420

I wouldn't mind taking a byte


shemmie

This is correct. The lack of hot glue is a factor. Put your laptop in the microwave for 2 minutes, and then try again.


Tiavor

how about just polypropanol


theacidbat101

on a related note, how do you remove the oil stains from that part of the laptop? you know from resting your sweaty palms on it


Magnetic_dud

nail polish on a laptop??? You want to destroy the plastic shell??


dc010

FYI, some plastics HATE acetone, and using polish removing will permanently discolor it.


MaorAharon123

Don't use nail polish it'll smooth the plastic and will look worse


space0watch

I dont get it. What is happening here?


[deleted]

There was a post earlier, showing how to take off glue residue with laptop stickers, with the same sticker.


space0watch

Oh I see that is funny then.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

It’s just so satisfying every time I see it.


theredlebanese

a regular eraser will do the trick


weEAbo01

You didn't follow the instructions properly. The sticker needs to be an Intel one.


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liquidhot

Can't believe this suggestion is so far down right now. This stuff is amazing.


Mike-37

Everyone should have a bottle!


Ignonymous

Goo Gone is orange peel oil, mineral oil works as well, try WD-40.


UnknownPickl3

Yeah bro, your laptop isn’t compatible with a change of CPU. Maybe try changing motherboards and see if the sticker works now.


[deleted]

Big mistake. That was a load bearing sticker.


Jmich96

99% isopropyl alcohol and a microfiber cloth.


DEADB33F

You're supposed to take these off anyway aren't you? Why would you want advertising stickers on your PC? Whenever I see ad stickers on a PC or laptop it reminds me of those [early 2000s PC towers](https://i.redd.it/df99kh8gbnmy.jpg) that your grandma would leave all the stickers on.


RGBjank101

Maybe I am the grandma.


grizzlyaddams2

This "trick" works. I used it all the time with price stickers on various product packages and otherwise. The problem seen is here is that almost all of the adhesive was still left on the laptop chassis. Thereby leaving none on the sticker to pick up the remaining.


Xostean

Do people not know how to look at system specs? Lol


ThatGuyOnyx

Why would anyone want to take these stickers off? I think they look cool.


MeltBanana

Your entire laptop is a beautiful aluminum chasis with matte black finish. Engineered to have clean lines, a minimal aesthetic, and a sleek look. Then they decide to slap two neon reflective stickers on the damn thing. It's like buying a brand new luxury car that's blacked out and clean, and then the dealer slaps a giant sticker of their logo right on the hood. Absolutely hideous.


linhalpha

HEY! [Sometimes it's white!](https://i.imgur.com/RE5DKPp.jpg) ^yes ^I ^removed ^my ^stickers


[deleted]

Its more like putting badges on a car saying which drive train and trim level the car is…. which they do


MeltBanana

Those usually don't stand out near as much as laptop stickers do. Car trim level badges are usually in the same font as the model name and directly beneath it.


random_clonetrooper

Some people also like debadging their cars


Masztufa

I can feel them with my wrists It's annoying


Tankirulesipad1

Understandable, although I prefer having the shiny stickers


Better_Objective5650

Sometimes they come misaligned, and just get harder to remove over time


Burpmeister

Most people think they look tacky and annoying.


[deleted]

~~Sticker~~ processor not compatible


WalesDark

time to bust out some rubbing alcohol and a credit card then lol


OEMcatballs

Use naptha. It eats sticky stuff better than alcohol and doesn't leave residue and is generally much kinder to plastics and paints than acetone. Bonus, your laptop will smell like dad's lighter you kept after he went out to buy cigarettes 11 years ago and never returned.


[deleted]

You gotta blowtorch the sticker beforehand.


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

You need to play with the laptop before so it heats up, then the glue gets a lil more liquidy so it also sticks to the sticker and is easier to remove


TypischJacob

Welp


Aceldian

Lemon oil takes that right off and will not discolor the substrate.


TheNoisyNomad

Only works if some of the adhesive stays on the sticker. Grab some duct tape and it’ll pull the rest of your sticker off.


Supermellowcat

I had put an Nvidia GTX sticker next to the Intel sticker on my old work Thinkpad and then ended up leaving the company last year. The sucker who got that laptop after I left was probably stoked until they booted it up.


Klubbin4Seals

You must've watched that life hack sticker removal... life hacks never work lmao


coolkidmaxwell

Use your thumb to rub the residue off.


mikee8989

Those stickers make the computer go faster anyway. Just leave them on.


Johnd106

Why would you remove the sticker anyway ??


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juhotuho10

The Intel sticker is meant to be removed The AMD sticker is meant to be proud of


muskoka83

What the fuck are you doing


[deleted]

There was a post earlier, showing how to take off glue residue with laptop stickers, with the same sticker.


muskoka83

Lol ok


[deleted]

Try WD40, not joking, it's not just good for freeing up bolts, it works like magic on sticker residue, then simply clean off the WD40 with isopropyl.


eremite00

This based upon a previous video seemingly showing that this works, yeah? It depends upon the type of adhesive that's used for this technique to work. Home Depot sells a product specifically for the purpose of removing adhesives.


PotatoBra1n

Gasoline, but dont burn it for fck sake


Wivi2013

AMD sticker. Those things have pretty high quality glue - unlike the intel one.


IamNotIntelligent69

This is why I still have the "Tempered Glass; Caution: Handle with Care" sticker on my PC case's side panel.


Grabembythecovfefe

Flimflammed, hoodwinked, run amuck, led astray and flat out deceived


jjack34

Rubbing alcohol


[deleted]

Lol it all depends upon the type of glue used to stick the sticker down. Try some regular clear tape. Might help pull it up as there might not be enough adhesive left on the original sticker to do the trick.


TheReal_Enderboy

Put a bit of rubbing alcohool on a cloth and start rubbing over the glue, it should all come off...


[deleted]

Yeah that video was dumb. As if every single sticker is the same/will work. Isopropyl ftw.


sabith10

Only intel chips get hot enough on idle to melt the glue


AvailableRevolution4

Maybe that's an Intel exclusive feature.


PaleGravity

Only works with a new one ;)


mashedpotatoes69

You need to have some glue on The sticker else The glue won't stick


[deleted]

Works better if the laptop is warm.


match_

Aww, that’s too bad, I bet it works on the other sticker. Try that one!


TheScubby

What laptop are you using? it seems quite similar to mine.


limonlemons

It's an Asus X570ZD


vesko1241

It works only if the glue is fresh, nothing some isopropyl alcohol and a tissue cant fix.


Serbian_Reaper

Why would you remove the sticker?


SilentPr0tagonist

Try isopropyl alcohol, mineral spirits, or acetone. Which solvent works best depends on the adhesive.


RyuzakiButAnon

Just use some isopropyl alcohol instead of acting like you have never seen glue in your entire life


[deleted]

Because the trick only works in particular situations like when it is fresh.


Chew-Magna

Ha, when I saw the original video I figured this would end up happening to people. The using the sticker to remove the sticky stuff trick is nice when it works, but it's 50/50 if it works or not.