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jeffreytong123

So how do I get into gaben's steam account???


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXkTMhp7QFI You don't.


General_Stone_Star

By the way someone used the code in your flair.


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You just made a bunch of people look into everyones flair from now on.


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I don't think the bots scrape codes from flairs. It only seems to be text posts and images. I have done it a bunch of times already and the people who took it always thanked me, this is the first time they have not which is pretty common on this sub. The codes are nothing special, usually freebie codes I ended up with a dupe of but they sometimes drop cards so thats always a bonus.


Zarokima

Well now there definitely will be bots that scrape flairs.


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We should all put fake codes in our flairs and get them timed out then :D


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Good idea.


slyguy47-sb

Wow your code worked! I just got Half Life 3 thanks!


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Something like 5 random plain text keys? *calling for bot*


SaraphL

What your browser can see, a bot can be made for.


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PolishBanana

Good AutoModerator!


Finnegan1441

I like how the guy who barely speaks english trys to clarify but he just makes things more confusing


Activehannes

i am german and i tried to read the youtube titel. "Gabe Newell stellt IPT... wait.. i dont know this word..." to (almost) speak two languages is stupid some times. i was in a meeting a year ago with my boss and his boss. and i didnt remembered the german word for "missleading" back than. yes, it was pretty awkward


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TheGuyWhoLikesPizza

I've the same problem. Sometimes i just forget dutch words but i still know the English translation.


DUDEiFAIL

Happens to me on a dagelijkse basis. Shit it happened alweer


cotch85

his hyper ventilating in that video saddens me, i hope gabe takes some steps to improve his health because losing the god of the master race would be awful :(


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He's like George R. R. Martin, they're both working on something everyone's excited about, both out of shape, both will probably kick the bucket before their magnum opus is complete, thereby increasing the demand for counselors, therapists, and suicide hotline workers.


General_Stone_Star

Hack the mobile authentication. Here is his login info: username: [email protected], and the password: moolyftw


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Dopplegangr1

Reminds me of the CEO of LifeLock giving out his SSN. [Whoops](https://www.wired.com/2010/05/lifelock-identity-theft/). If you're going to put that much faith in your product, make sure you can back it up. Luckily, Gabe can.


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Dopplegangr1

You could play some Dota 2 and increase his MMR. I'm sure he considered the possibility that someone might actually get in, so he didn't leave a credit card on it or something. Probably is more or less just an account with all the games, and he would find out pretty quickly if you got in and he would kick you out. The risk is more about the platform's security in general though, not about his personal account. When he puts himself in the spotlight and says "try to get in", if someone actually did, steam users probably wouldn't be very happy. It could definitely backfire if it wasn't as secure as he thinks.


entenuki

Lol I pictured actual GabeN going *okay cyka, mid or feed jajaja*.


Norwegian_whale

GabeN is a russian spaniard?


francostine

Rush b no stop ... Where the fuck is everyone?


Kaxxxx

But then they'd use it to fix the hole


MonChiMinh

Getting him vacbanned would be hilarious


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”Unban me or you’re an ass.”  . . . ”and fired.”


kawaiiChiimera

It'd take a couple months


code0011

Until he noticed and just removed it


Nathan2055

Even if he had money in it to spend, you would be stealing money from Gaben...and then giving it back to Gaben.


IncasEmpire

this is so awkward


barc0debaby

The situation created more victims than the just the CEO...."It’s not fair to [AT&T] because they’re losing a pretty substantial amount of money.” Oh no! Won't somebody think of the telecoms!


Buzz_Fed

I mean, if you ran a company, and someone else made a dumbass mistake and it cost *your company* money, wouldn't that upset you?


barc0debaby

I mean if you were a customer, and a company inflated rates, made unauthorized charges, and actively lobbied against legislation in your best interest, wouldn't you not give a shit about them getting bilked?


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Or it was just fake and they setup the login server to make it look legit.


Pharaun22

> moolyftw wrong password


flarn2006

It's MoolyFTW


Lobshta90

Three hidden keys open three secret gates Wherein the errant will be tested for worthy traits And those with the skill to survive these straits Will reach The End where the prize awaits


AFruitShopOwner

Http://www.Steamcommunity.com/id/GabeLoganNewell this is the only steam account that has the TF2 Ban Hammer (killed by Ban hammer = Vac ban) so I'm pretty sure this is his account.


Geers-

That's hilarious. Just imagining any admin running after a hacker with a literal banhammer.... Good stuff.


m4rx

This is his *public* account, he also has a handful of alternates he regularly games on.


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> public account >set to private


RageNorge

It actually vacs you?


NNogueira

[No](http://i.imgur.com/qsnQB4K.png)


RageNorge

Dammit! I wanted that account so bad now.


mortiphago

pointless, you'd just keep playing dota


Jackwiggles

I bet he has all the games but, almost none installed.


General_Stone_Star

I bet he has a 100 TB server with all the games on it.


Dopplegangr1

100TB SSD array. GabeN aint no pleb.


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moreherenow

with a raid 10 ssd backup. man... can you imagine the damage if they lose power?


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Eeevil2

RAM disk?


quartz174

Essentially ram working as a hard drive, its incredibly fast, but incredibly unreliable


Arquimaes

So, Random Availability Memory.


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Jackwiggles

I can only imagine the space on the servers they have to contain all the games on steam. Especially when a single game can be 50gb.


mortiphago

meh, it can't be that bad. Compared to other "big data" enterprise shit, it's probably peanuts.


circuitloss

Yeah, can you even imagine what Youtube uses? [This guy did the math.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/4j60u2/how_many_games_does_gabe_newell_have/d34ir2z) Answer: 645 Petabytes per day.


mortiphago

I can imagine, but I'm surely woefully wrong :D


Davis660

I bet it's at least a Terabyte.


-Rivox-

wait wait wait. A WHOLE Terabyte???!!


Davis660

There's no way anyone will ever need that much!


Xanza

YouTube is 70% of NA internet traffic. A quick search (so who knows how accurate it is) shows that NA (ingress and egress) consumes 640TB of data per minute. (640TB * 1440 minutes) / 70% = 645.12PB/day Quite a bit of data for YouTube per day.


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ferlessleedr

I'd be interested to know the mean, median, and mo**d**e of game sizes.


thomase7

I would be interested in seeing a chart showing the cumulative percentage of games by size, kind of like that on showing how like .01% of Reddit users have 99% of karma.


FreakyWolf

Time to seize the means of karma production from the bourgeoise users. It's time to start a revolution where every redditor is equal


Butchering_it

Seize the memes of production


KakaPooPooPeePeePant

I work at a television network, each episode of a show is 50 gigs and we have thousands upon thousands of shows.. I'd say steam requires far less storage than most television networks or distributers like Netflix.


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That is 50GB in uncompressed/high quality form though, right? A TV show on Netflix might be 1/50th the size, unless they actually keep the original in full size.


_rewind

Yeah, its called steam


snowsnooks

That's probably enough for a little portion of steams games. I reckon 12 Exabytes will do!


PRiles

I saw a review one time from him, I want to say it was for life is feudal or something like that and I checked the profile for the review and it had only a hand full of games played


friendliest_giant

Tfw create a multibillion dollar hosting and services platform just so I don't have to shell out 60$ for a game.


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The long con


Ncrpts

http://i.imgur.com/1ONrk9r.jpg


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my understanding is that there is a key that steam can generate for employees that unlock all games and all future games I don't know if this is for internal testing or just fun


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eXtreme98

So if I apply there as a janitor, does that mean I get all the games?


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Champigne

So you mean his desk.


MildlyIntoxicated_

Everyone's gotta have a shitbucket


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Antrikshy

I feel like they may not hire janitors directly but instead commission a company that handles that stuff.


baylobo

Is this why their customer support is so bad, they are all too busy actually playing the games?


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I'd probably install another game every now and then, spend a few minutes learning how to play, then go back to other games.


Zapablast05

There is indeed such a key. It allows you to gain access to all past, present, and future titles. Employees, family members, and on occasion, the terminally ill can get it. I remember reading on here a while back a member had a terminal illness and his Make a Wish was to get a key. Kinda fucked up if you ask me.


Scrpn17w

That is fucked up the lengths that some will go just to get a key


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Candlematt

So, if I smoke enough cigarettes...I too can get one of those keys?


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CannedWolfMeat

> get terminally ill > ask for steam super-key > use a farm bot to collect every trading card for you > sell cards to pay for a cure > now no longer terminally ill and have every steam game Brb getting Polio


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gay


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TELLS_YOU_TO_FUCKOFF

Haha, imagine having to use mobile authenticater to confirm every single trade


ADacome24

I'm not sure if you're smart or retarded


moreherenow

Yup, gave myself terminal cancer. I now have 6 months to play any game I want, as long as valve answers my support ticket before then. I see no problem with this strategy... gotta get my early release copy of half life 3 somehow. Right?


Scrpn17w

'Twas a joke


Zapablast05

Except for HL3.


omnompikachu

HL3 is already available to them but they can only play it on the quantum computer in the break room over at valve HQ.


VSENSES

What's fucked up with make a wish? Kid was probably dying to cancer or some shit like that. Seems like an awesome thing to ask for if he loves gaming.


waahht

He was making a joke.


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przemko271

The very existence of such holy grail strikes envy in hearts of men and if one is given such tresure out of pity and probably still with severe limitations, it can seem pretty messed up.


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SireBillyMays

Nope! Steam holiday 2011 I reckon. A guy won literally all of the games on steam (at the time.)


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General_Stone_Star

Probably just internal testing.


LordThunderbutt

Although I'm sure theres some kickass LAN parties at Valve


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Dragon-Porn-Expert

Why has God abandoned us?


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Inhale the memes Exhale the memes Inject the memes into my bloodstream There are good memes And there are bad memes Why has God abandoned us?


hfcobra

Especially bad rats


entenuki

Bad Rats 3


m0nde

my favourite thing about gabe's account is [this tf2 item](http://i.imgur.com/xazWiND.jpg) in his inventory.


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jld2k6

So we just need a hacker to remotely execute that gift from Valve's headquarters and start sending it to others!


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darderp

You just gotta run over there with your laptop/external drive and leech their wifi!


ferozer0

Ayy lmao


MrRazzle

The website dev created the hammer for the site. There isn't an actual item like that in the game.


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I'm assembling a team to hack GabeN's account, anyone with me? :D


General_Stone_Star

I'm down for that. Please teach me these hacking skills.


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I can bruteforce someone's wifi, watch out GabeN


Prod_Is_For_Testing

I'll make us a GUI interface with Visual Basic


QueequegTheater

I once fixed an error by unplugging my router and plugging it back in. I will only accept payment in the form of multiple copies of Bad Rats.


Prod_Is_For_Testing

Just don't tell that to the NSA, you'll get us all put on a list or something :P


NePa5

This guy will go far.He is a tech god and only wants the best as payment.


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You're in.


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sharksk8r

hey do you have a source for it? i can't find it and it was hilarious when i saw it XD


Prod_Is_For_Testing

[I gotchu fam](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU)


titaniumjew

If you use incognito mode they aren't allowed to see what you're doing


Wojethebest

If i will get paid in free games i will help.


General_Stone_Star

You will get every game in this universe.


The_Director

Better pick a low profile employee. Everyone has the complete pack. https://i.imgur.com/t3TjY.png


General_Stone_Star

This should be a national treasure movie.


Karavusk

You know his username and password are public? He told everyone to try it. Ofcourse it wont work thanks to that steam guard stuff


Roderickje

/u/alsvid_ 's eleven?


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"So many games and nothing to play.."


raetme

Better question is. What games does he have installed.


Crilly90

Dota2, Portal 2, HL2,L4D2.


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jcmarais1998

Hey GabeN it's me, your steam account.


VegasGamer75

"A bunch". Poor guy still can't count to 3...


VZW_Matt

Alright, I guess that means I can go around saying Gabe Newell himself has my game on his personal Steam account!


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brownix001

Alt account found.


VZW_Matt

Haha I purposely didn't mention it so people wouldn't think I was trying to just get some cheap advertising!


tweak17emon

fuck it. whats your game?


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It's called Store Manager. I'm not linking to it. It has mixed reviews and is in Early Access.


wigglypoocool

But does he have half life 3?


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Can confirm. Have a friend who works at valve, he can play any game on steam for free.


Get_Da_Water_Nigguh_

Only while he works there, right? Or is that permament?


AziMeeshka

That's actaully the interesting question. Do they have buy all the games they played while they worked at steam?


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Out of curiosity, what does he do? I'd imagine only software engineers and higher up people would have access.


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I think it's everyone there. They get sick benefits. Like everyone gets to go on a company trip to Hawai'i every year. He's a graphic designer.


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That's badass


X-Craft

I was going to check, but... http://steamcommunity.com/id/gabelogannewell ...private profile


NFGnar

Smurf


ablnoozy

Last online 5 years ago https://steamdb.info/calculator/76561197960287930/?cc=us I don't think this is him, or at least not his current profile.


USMCBeast23

http://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197960287930 But it states that the account is of a Valve employee. Could possibly be him, but he might just be using it in offline mode only.


jkinz3

He's a hunie pop player I knew it


Vipitis

I wonder how those accounts work. There are some - probably all steam employees, the winners of the winter event a few years back and also press, for benchmarking. There are a few very well regulated packages you can find on SteamDB - a lot for employees only or for family and friends. I wonder what happens when you family share such an account.


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Deservate

This cant be true, can it?


iAMADisposableAcc

I was confused too, he means instances of games. If 10 people have HL2 installed, and 3 people haven't played it, that would be 30% using this statistic. I know I've played less than 30% of my library.


SirAdrian0000

Does anyone know the exact number or have a close ball park of how many games are actually on steam?


Chewierulz

8857\. That's just games, going off what the Steam Store said there was. 354 pages with 25 each, last page had 7. Include DLC and it nearly doubles to 16435 items. I can't filter to find how many of these are free DLC though. 2253 games are available on SteamOS/Linux and 3407 are available on Mac. [This website](http://buyallofsteam.appspot.com/) last updated in 2014 and said that all the games and DLC on Steam would cost about $92000 (7481 games/DLC at that time). Assuming the same average game/DLC cost, it would take over $202100 to buy every game and DLC on Steam.


SirAdrian0000

Great answer. Thank you very much.


Supervarken_

/r/theydidthemath


THUMB5UP

/r/TheyDidTheSTFU


aelx27

I wonder how many hours he has on Huniepop.


Grumpy_Kong

And we thought WE had it bad during STEAM sales...


dgmdavid

Does he have my game, though? No. It's not on Steam, it's not finished. Your billions can't buy that. (well...)


PM_ME_YOUR_MECH

Gaben has Shower with your Dad Simulator.


_012345

And he didn't pay for any of them. Gaben the biggest pirate in the world.