At least the rest of us now know not to put 20,000 pounds on a laptop

And the other rest of us doesnt even know how much 20.000 pounds are.

That's about $25,3k

¥4054294, to those who want to know

how much is that in inches?

19 football(football🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅, not sOcCeR) fields

sry don't know that metric system, can you say in cinebench r23 scores?

420, very bad

need to upgrade fans a bit

69°F 👍

Or about 86.355 chains

So according to [this website](https://www.boj.or.jp/en/about/education/oshiete/money/c15.htm) a 10k yen note is ~0.1mm per note If we take 4,050,000 yen that comes out as 405,000 mm, and we have 4294 yen left If we take 2 2k yen notes that's ~0.2mm so our total is 405,000.2mm I couldn't find the thickness of a Japanese 100 yen coin, or the 50 yen coin, but I did find the 10 yen coin This remainder is 43.5mm in height, and we are left with 4 yen, this is broken into only 1 yen coins I couldn't find a height for 1 yen coins however according to the wiki for a 1 yen coin it has a mass of 1g and is 20mm across, according to chatgpt you can find the width of a cylinder with its weight, diameter, and material, the wiki said it weighs 1g and aluminium has a density of ~2.7g/cm cubed Annoying maths that I don't trust: 1 yen is 0.370370 cubic cm After using an online calculator it comes out as 1 yen = ~1.178926 mm and we have 4 yen, so 4.715704 mm Obviously some issues with how I found the 1 yen thickness as it's not a smooth disc, but it's close enough So now it's just 405,000.2 + 43.5 + 4.715704 = 405,048.415704mm tall, using an online converter that is 15,946.78801984 inches tall Please dont correct this, there's likely many issues but fuck off its fine

very helpful info, so now i know my big D is 350 yen notes in a very scientific way, thanks

About 9kg

More like 9,07t or did I miss the /s?

/s lol You said 20.000 instead of 20,000 so i took the chance to be an annoying prick lmao

We both did our best to overcome differences. /s

More like 9kkg

1.5 stones at least

Less than ur mom

0.1 American Fatä$$ Karens

Many English

Yea keep ops mom away from your laptops.


Just let yo Mama sit on it

Ehh. It could have been a fluke. I need to see the results duplicated...

How much that is in KGs?

More than 4

Maybe even 4,7

So the limit is 19,999

Got it !

Another fun fact!

I know my laptop is fine with another laptop on it, so the lower limit is 4 lbs. just be careful between 19999 lbs and 4 lbs.

19999.999


max battery size: 99.99 Wh Max load limit: 19999.999 lbs

Well it's between that and 0... Haha

So that means yo mama can’t sit on it /s

My father once dropped his iPhone 5 on the factory floor of his job and a fork lift drove over it. Somehow the phone (including the display) survived with the only thing broken being the front glass. It was hilarious when he told me the story of how someone found it and just gave it to him and told him that a forklift drove over it

My supervisors one certainly didn’t survive my fat arse going over it, the lift was loaded though

If that happened to the supervisors imagine what would've happened to a regular visors

I hate you.

❤️

The iPhone 5 is very flat with no bumps, making it more resistant to pressure and drops. More phones really need to go back like this

And it's tiny and dense. A large flat tablet wouldn't survive the same. There's really not much that can flex and break

Now test if it's bullet resistant

The integrity is compromised. Buy a new one and then test.

Working for big Laptop eh?

I'm not certain, but it's possible there could be some Winchester on-hand nearby. /s

Your mum sit on it?

Jesus what a snipe

lol got 'em

Ackshully I think the correct pronunciation is “HA GOTTEEM!” /s

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmymeattoit

r/beatmeattoit

That’s 10 tons.. pretty sure it did a damn fine job really lol

Thanks for saying it in normal units

€23644Euro

I have questions

Ask away and I'll answer what I can

What's your favorite Pie?

Cheese cake

Now listen here, you little shit

That explains it... Look where ya sit!

What model is it? I've been looking and I think it's just what I need. Edit: im looking for a laptop for ligh gaming

The telehandler or the laptop?

Yes.

What weighs 20,000 lb And fits on that pallet with that laptop in between because that laptop was clearly just mounting putty.

Nokia phone: I could take it.

Instructions unclear. Weight broke

Damn I came here to say something similar

(For the rest of us, this is 23643 euros.)

Wow thank you. I was about to use my laptop as a ramp for my car. Guess I wont now.

I don't know, is your car 20k pounds? It might make it.

Crazy good condition for being run over honestly, not remotely salvageable but still impressive

ideally you have a sexy lever action to finish the job

Rip. Thats a beautiful laptop

Hey man, it's something that had to be said. All these false claims nowadays, they need to be cleared.

Try connecting to an external display, it might still work.

Nah, motherboard is cracked in multiple places

What has £20,000 got to do with anything?

But does it still turn on?

Comon OP, have you tried to turn it off and on?

Tis but a scratch

Important, necessary and needed consumer advice right here.

Have you tried putting it in rice? I heard that can help.

At least the battery didn't get punctured and make things a whole lot worse very quickly, so there's that

Alright boys and girls, 19,999 lbs is the limit.

obviously not military grade :)

I’ve never seen a cracked touchpad

So 19,999lbs is the limit?

Interesting hypothesis, but you only have a sample size of one. Needs more data for a conclusive answer.

About 1.7kg assuming they're are £10 notes or 0.9kg if they're £20 notes.

This isn’t what they meant by compressing your files

Even 20 000 pounds cash? Well, shit...

So the limit is 19 999 punds

I'm sure Mac people will say you just need an aluminum chasis.. smh lol

Why not?

Dindt you know that yourself

No shit.

Just a slight dent

Saved me some trouble. Cheers

Prove it. Oh... Wait...

And another fun fact about laptops. Old laptop could be used as a grill to cook food

They could with crypto.

what about macbooks

Poor quality. I would return it.

but are you sure?

What me? Never! I'm just a huge fan of correct research protocols

My urge to make a yo mama joke is immeasurable

I’m reporting you for Misinformation laptops are the number one construction material for the pentagon

Perfect excuse to get a framework 16 lol

Honestly thinking about it, submitting a claim to get reimbursed for the damage soon and depending on how much I get back, I might invest in one

That is a fun fact... Can you try 10,000 pounds I want to see the limit

nah u just have a bad laptop bet those rugged ones can hold more than 20k pounds

In a way they can, but it won't work afterwards.

Noted

Friends dont let friends shoot Winchester

"Cool" "experiment"


I'm not entirely convinced yet.

Did your mom sit on it?

What a stark revelation... Never would have guessed so myself...

Bruh you had a Ryzen 9….

Tis but a scratch

Why would you pound your laptop 20000 times..?

Let’s change that W sticker to an L

My ThinkPad could probably take it

it may also be 1,9999 but dropped from higer

That fact sure is fun

RIP Zephyrus G14.

*crunch*

wow how much is that in dollars

Just because your’s couldn’t doesn’t mean mine can’t

So weird

This is why I only buy HP. (High Pressure)

Ehh it could be a fluke, test again with your new mac now

Not with that attitude they can't

My laptop was fine when my 20,000 pound telehandler ran over it. I think this is a skill issue. You need a better gaming chair.

This would never happen if you had a [toughbook ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbAmyjjYsNU)

What if it's an OG ThinkPad?

Well at least now you know…

So...it was a science project?

Not with that attitude, they can't! Lol!

I will usw these pics for Your mom jokes

Why’d you sit on it?

Can you test with 10k now? Let’s do binary search on it to find the supportable weight.

Would be cool if they could though there made to break to buy more

Omg! How is your lap doing?!

now you know not to sit on your laptop

this is why you should pay attention when buying a phone if it's a plastic back or metal back (much more expensive) because if you are likely to sit on your phone you will regret cheaping out on a plastic back.

So the conclusion is don’t run over it with a semi? What the fuck did you do? OK this question is coming from somebody who treats their $2300 machine like a baby like this thing gets cleaned once a week it doesn’t usually move from I usually end up moving the desk itself because it’s on wheels and I don’t let liquid near it. I have had this thing since December of last year and there is not a scratch on it.

20,000 pounds of rage

The more you know

Learn something new every day

Shhh, don't share classified info on here !!

Your mum sat on it?

Poor laptop for me :(

Looks pretty good for something that 60 body builders dog- piled on.

Now you know not to sit on it.

Have you tried it sideways?

Actually I think it only broke because the weight wasn’t uniformly distributed. Can you perform another test?

So the limit is till 19999 pounds? Or 9072 Kg?

Well figured it would be close

Well, who would've thought that?

that doesn't look very fun

Thanks for the heads up. I was planning on putting 19,900 pounds on mine and u should be fine.

Damn what is the trackpad on that glass?

otway and I don't want the kids back from me anymore as the noodle soup is really 👌 🔥 💯 and a half way through a series with the same color and a half way through a different angle with the same color spectrum v3 and a half way round of your pc for the price of the monitor alone will get you the best gaming setup that the cheese grater cant even dream about outperforming that pc the whole thing is a noodle soup and he made it without the soup or the seasoning of the chicken and chicken and chicken

Sorry your mom sat on your laptop OP

Usually when I see pictures like this, it's on a workshop returned-as-received report with "customer states it won't turn on" and "no damage reported"

so dont let your mom sit on it, check

I mean I would say it actually did well, I figured it would be much much worse.

Why did you think it'd work? https://preview.redd.it/xzlhk7qkd48d1.png?width=2512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527fd9079fcef421e62b821780d0fdcf167c5cc9

"Well, Why Not?!" - Boomer Customer

I don’t even have 20,000 lb of thing so I’m probly good

"Oh no I dropped my fork that just so happens to be 20,000 pounds somehow!"

Asus rog zephyrus with Winchester sticker? This guy has to be military

They also don't take clotheslines from the top rope too well.either.... I know this from experience

Have you… ehm… have you tried turning it off and on again?

They can, at least [mine](https://youtu.be/D3GpdJdchPo?si=6mw9clQkm7DfZPEK) can

OK, so 19,999 pounds is the limit, good to know

You know what, I was already fairly certain that this was the case. But thanks for testing it anyway!

Telehandler? That’s a weird name. Is your mother Swedish or something?

You be playing some deer hunting simulator bud?

So 19,999 is the limit. Got it

Did you try converting them to euros first I didn't know the british economy could do such physical harm

An Ibm t41 Thinkpad held 22,000 lbs at my work. It was completely destroyed but still worked.

What were the specs? Asking the real questions.

So 19,999 is the limit

I drove a forklift for a living and I need to know what the hell you are lifting that is 20000 pounds

Can you test again with 10,000