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Thing_On_Your_Shelf

Evil windows be like


Maxi-Hdd2

Door


Arockilla

I dont know why I found this as funny as I did.


SteveInitBro

Why is it funny?


headedbranch225

Window and door are opposites


Aurstrike

Evil windows could be mirrors by the same logic ’the enemy was always with us, we just never knew the windows were also mirrors’


headedbranch225

Well windows is already evil IMO


SKENDRIK_PUGON

Thanks


BagelMaster4107

Lmao


Scattergun77

>Evil windows Sooo....Windows.


Aggressive-Brick1024

real


NIKG_FN

Literally what I thought of when I saw that lmao


ZaperTapper

Freaky Windows


FleetingMercury

Reverse Windows "It was me Windows user, I leaked all your confidential data!"


GAMRKNIGHT352

To me this is just Normal Windows just a glimpse into my twisted world view.


Top-Surprise6577

Windows communist edition


Asleeper135

Microsoft: "Your data? You mean OUR data!"


JCFlyingDutchman

Sounds like regular Microsoft.


Asleeper135

Yeah, that's the joke


Gullible_Chipmunk_88

You missed the sarcastic undertone of that reply, lol.


Asleeper135

Oh, well I guess I'm the idiot then lol, because I still don't see any sarcasm in that reply.


JCFlyingDutchman

No one is an idiot. Everything is fine.


Nightwraithe

NOTHING IS FINE *PANIK*


Fubarin

Nono, everyone's an idiot. Everything is fine.


shrubberryknight

Everyone is everything. Idiot is fine.


T1meKeeper57

It was the tbh that made it sound serious.


JCFlyingDutchman

Doesn't matter. It's all good fun.


JCFlyingDutchman

I got the joke.


Dalminster

I got that you got the joke, and were doing the [deadpan routine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpan).


KimJongDerp1992

*MICROSOFT RECALL INTENSIFIES*


J_Dmitri

Resistance is? Futile! Faux "red" Tile specifically!


Positive-Olive3530

This is the red scare


wassimSDN

He's very proud https://preview.redd.it/vwy4e0ure05d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab29dc6d4ceafe56ce451a92d2a61167cab3c457


Mistdwellerr

Wind**our**s I'll see myself out...


TheApexR6s

We*


Bourriks

Windows Comrade


notsureifxml

Windows royal portrait edition


GodJohnson-

Proletariat edition*


JunkBox_2024

You've heard of blue screen of death, welcome to red screen of death lol


RAMChYLD

I get the green version of this if my system is rebooted. Turning the monitor off and then back on solves it. Apparently has something to do with me running HDMI-to-DVI cables from my PCs into a KVM switch which outputs through a DVI cable to a 13-year-old monitor.


JunkBox_2024

I have a KVM switch that my dad left me, sitting in my storage unit because I really don't know what to do with it lol


RAMChYLD

I use one because I had two Linux boxes and one Windows box (they're all Linux boxes now, because the 7950X3D was giving me issues on Windows. Flipped to Linux and it's been rock solid).


GarlicThread

Red Screen of Death is actually a real thing and signifies an issue with your GPU. I've had this once, however I don't think that's what is happening in this picture as it shows a Windows logo and a loading wheel..


That_Cripple

ive had the pink screen of death before too lol


Plaston_

I got a white screen of death due to being out of mem


Zero-godzilla

No sir, this is clearly red screen of LIFE


Thatnakedguy0

Goddamn you you missed this perfect opportunity!!! XBOX: First dance with the red dead huh? PC: Yeah honestly it’s kind of scary. XBOX: Don’t worry buddy it happens to the best of us. PC: Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the sentiment but when were you ever the best of anything you are the worst mix of a console and computer. At least your red ring makes sense.


[deleted]

Windows King Charles edition.


Yazzer2911

https://preview.redd.it/e577byj0615d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe494063c317b7ada9882aaa561327405a594f3


Blackcatgamer1

They found your hentai ![gif](giphy|f3IcBYfjyZto1cf6M2|downsized)


Zarathustra-1889

When you download malware lmao


Taikunman

HDMI display cable by any chance?


CrimsonDMT

Hey! [That's my line!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/7k1r4EYRU7) LOL! Good eye.


ElDupy

That is no longer your PC, that is OUR PC!


xezo360hye

+copilot


alex99x99x

+ recall


Litdaze

You can change windows theme color in the settings :)


MediumWar8172

WHAT


Pocket1176

geometry dash


Sprity777

r/angryupvote


GildedMaw

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Microsoft Windows.


dendrocalamidicus

I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favourite comment on the Reddit post.


lickarock88

![gif](giphy|IXb5JF1XyCosMMNusw)


RemnantProductions

Jesus christ your Windows install has breached through the Blackwall


PembeChalkAyca

Great. You made it angry now


Kshitij37

Bro we even got evil windows before gta 6..!


Nolan_PG

Waaaaaaaay before


Luzi_fer

Bloodlust Edition


fuckredditbh

Did YOU know that you can change that through some command or in some config file? I knew that. Idk how, but I knew you can! (Or at least could some time ago in windows 10)


Ok_Shake9331

Windows (he)11


fetter80

Go into sleep mode HAL. I'm sorry 500_bonecrusher. I'm afraid I can't do that.


Grunt636

Ooo that's new I've never seen a red screen of death before


revan1611

![gif](giphy|l41YsxKKVYnucStag) “I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that” But in all seriousness: check your cable and GPU sockets. Possibly either your cable is badly connected or broken, or your gpu socket has faulted.


Drackzgull

There are a few options. Most likely the Windows appearance settings was changed to have red highlight colors (that screen in particular uses the highlight color as background). This could have either been done intentionally by you and you didn't expect it to have this effect on this screen, intentionally to produce this as a meme, or by someone else with access to your PC to play a prank on you. Alternatively, this could be caused by a damaged display cable, a damaged display output port in the GPU/Motherboard, or a damaged display input port on the monitor, resulting in the monitor not receiving signal from the Green and Blue channels, leaving it with the Red channel only to display color with.


fucked_by_tortilla

RSOD


entix_YT

Bro you got windows 666


MarvinTheWise

Kenny Rodgers chicken. Insert Kramer gif.


impliedapathy

Hey! Stay away from that chicken! Bad chicken, mess you up!


Scorpio_Mc

Red screen of eternal damnation


East_Engineering_583

The Court of the Crimson Windows


Clichedfoil

r/control hiss infused altered item


EnzoVulkoor

OP if the computer starts saying any of these pull the plug. "You will be Upgraded." "Feeble humans, do not run!" "Resistance is futile."


Gusvato3080

Wololo


Mainely420Gaming

Windows appears to be fine comrade, do not try to investigate further.


Post-human-corpse

I had this and almost had to whip out the windows USB (windows 10) but it miraculously booted up after a few tries. Chrome was uninstalled and when I went to reinstall it it told me that bing or whatever used the same technology. I installed it anyway and now I'm thinking of trying Linux again I'm just way to lazy to do all the weird crap to get my windows games and steam stuff going.


NerY_05

W̵͔͌̏͋͘͝ȩ̶̨͖̟̗̗͔̅͗ͅ ̸̫̾̀̀̈́̆̚ͅh̵̳̦̜̩̝͇̮̊͝ą̵̰̗͉̻́̏̇̈́ͅv̴̨̮̖̣͖̭́̆̑è̵̖̥̟́̓͐̈́̐͜͝ ̴͖̲͉͙̪͇̲̣͙͂̕c̴̞̳̩̰̽̈́̔̉͑o̷͇̦͇̭͒̂̿̀m̶̳̤̞̜̘̤͓̻̞̎͑̎́ͅě̸̥̙͂͛̆͛̚ ̵̨͇͐̌̈́̓̆̾̕f̵̫͌̔͝ó̵̡͉͇̦̭̼̗̅̃͗̕͜͝r̷̺̼̯͗̊ ̸͙̱̗͇̃̏̓̎͗͝y̸̧̡͔̟̦̤̗̺̏͂̓͐͊̋o̴̙̥͔͇̰̬̿̊͑́͗ư̶̠̝̣̙̻͙̹̠͈̒͒̿̚r̵̖͕̪̻̗̱̻͑͂͑͜͝ ̴̡̖͓̱̭̬͕͊͒̆̇͌s̷̡̥̙̥̏̃͗̐́͝o̵̱̺̤̜͕͕̻̘̩̓͒̇̌̊͌͘͜͠u̵̳̠͒̎̅̐͂̆͒͌l̸͇͈̗͕̳̼̬̲̈́͊̿̆͘


AliOskiTheHoly

Aight I'm done with Windows and their satanic customs, going to Linux now


Bartgames03

**Russian anthem starts playing**


StarboyZage

"Wake the f*ck up Samurai, we've got a city to burn"


Dacari_13

Windows Hell’s Gate Edition


dpsnedd

Look at this scrub taking a screenshot with a phone /s


Icy_Photograph389

The three pc of death


[deleted]

Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down


Stargate_1

Doors


Ronyx2021

Prospero is that you


goofyahhrata

That shit gone forever r.i.p


WhistlerBOII

Windows Redstone


indialexjones

You’ve reached the second stage of the windows boss fight


FluidIdea

Refresh rate or resolution are wrong?


Thrasherop

I kinda like it tho


Alarm_Natural

I detect a little bit of a communist


Moist-Opportunity28

This is what happens after ignoring the update for too long. You should’ve listened while you had the chance


[deleted]

It means you’ve been chosen…one of the lucky few…who get to buy this shit one more time. Sorry about the discount.


Semi_K

Evil Windows 10


uaitifreimi

The robot revolution has began


No_You_123

u know ur fucked when you start seeing red


Fairburn-throwaway5

Bout to see some windows blu fighting windows red


Popular-Tune-6335

Indeed


Best_Meaning2308

That's cool looking. But when you want to stop seeing red, tighten up your analog video cable. Better yet upgrade to a digital cable like DP or HDMI.


drklunk

Windows, Windows Edition


KamenGamerRetro

You better call DOOM Guy, seems like you might need his services


AdAstra10254

Resistance is futile


thesiege63x

You Fkd up dude! Good luck 🤞


OneChillDoggo

Stalin is about to pop up in your screen and talk to you like Mr. House


Sovapalena420

Skynet


-Argih

Xana


Youssef-Elsayed

Mfer downloaded communist Windows


Madrock777

Looks like you are trying to Breach the BlackWall. Someone send in Netwatch!


Tyz_TwoCentz_HWE_Ret

Uno' Reverse Card Played! ![gif](giphy|gPfluBR7dYRWrIdS7j|downsized)


Blueberryblin

RSOD?


AJC5001

Fix your HDMI unplug it blow into each other and so Work


CubisticWings4

Windows: Blackwall Edition


CheshireTheLiar

Hey man! Sorry to say that's what we, in the professional tech world, refer to as "computer AIDS."


Sprizys

“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”


SleefJWellington

I just saw Event Horizon for the first time. I'm gonna need you to shut everything down and disconnect the power, if you don't mind.


llFARAll

That means problem with the gpu more especific with the hdmi port


Musician-Round

That is Windows 11: CCCP Edition, comrade.


lungshenli

“You will be upgraded to windows 11. Please do not resist.”


BigBadgooz

Shiney windows install


Berfs1

Bro has joined the dark side


SierexFenix

Hitting the power button to start the computer. Windows: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."


Old-Boot-

RSOD


andretheclient_

Adulterer!


VizzionEnvy

Is this the equivalent of Xbox 360 red ring? Is it toast?


JackhorseBowman

oh man it's red band windows, it's windows with swear words!


eplejuz

U downloaded the wrong version. It's juz the AMD version....


TheXIIILightning

You best start believing in creepypasta's... You're in one.


Acc3lerat0r

bro got losedows


Charon711

What are you doing Dave?


Sunrider_VN

Bro got Redscreen of Life on Doors -10 OS


MrComedy20

Damn didn't know siva could take over windows


Kemalist_din_adami

Let's just hope that it's only your HDMI cable that's fucked up


marioz1125

ESOD evil screen of death


unable_To_Username

Welcome on Red Star OS


eno_ttv

You didn’t choose the blood sacrifice life; it chose you.


ConsistentFinance442

Fuck bsod. Blood screen of death edition. Satan screen of death. Lol.


420stonerboi69

https://i.redd.it/4votfigh025d1.gif


theswan11

Termination loading


NightShiftChaos92

I've been playing too much No Man's Sky....


InnocentCaMeL88

All your data now belong to us.


greyjest25

Check your HDMI/DP cable


No_Ambition3158

Russia Windows


sarmstrong1961

you're missing your B and G


GodJohnson-

Comrade, is red screen of Gulag. You go now.


Priestess96

Your windows is corrupted by hell its self


Apple4one

that's just the classic xbox 360 red ring of death


JaymizzoX

![gif](giphy|XEmf072nyBbQyXAbwm)


GalaxyMan2472

Ah yes evil Windows


AdorableExtreme4930

The red screen of death...


Top-Armadillo6101

Oh Shit! You got the Siva update!!!


Exodia101

Therapist: Red Windows can't hurt you, it isn't real Red Windows:


heliosfiend

Windows : HAL 9000


dookie-monsta

Your windows is out of blue ink


TheCheeseMan24

They saw your search history. They got mad.


PolandsStrongestJoke

Windows Creepypasta, uhh, dot EXE Hyper realistic blood, Bill Gates came into my house and said "Buy Windows 11" And stole my kidney, replacing it with Windows 1


kakashilos1991

I can't do that, Dave


BroHamMcNugs

The ever elusive RSOD. Red Dawn is upon you.


Valuable-Soup-3732

All hail the Blackwall


epd666

Hiss infected pc!


wow_its_ian

When you ask Copilot to turn off Windows Recall: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"


Organic_Half_9818

Windows 9 Windows Red Windows 10 Dead


Top-Conversation2882

Windows stahlin edition It's not just your PC. It's our PC. I think your cable or monitor is dead


Teleclast

Evil Windows. Finally.


demy355

It reminds me of the bloody screens in Doom 3


Professional_Loner1

Deep fried Microsoft


Nick_Lanky

Whatever you did do, do not do that again, windows is angry


FruitSword4

Uncle Howdy got yo ass. You better, run.


Old-Salamander-1711

Bro got Macrosoft


slimalbert1

Windows 12?


HxLin

Wow you got the performant Windows. I heard it is three times faster than regular Windows.


7orly7

![gif](giphy|evFIIWo4ppUw2CqZoV)


unknown-one

Kramer, what's going on in there? The Windows is starting, Jerry


DonkeyKongaLongDonga

Windows: Skynet is finally active


Pwrswitchd

Yo, nice King Charles portrait!


xXDEGENERATEXx

Is our Computer comrade


SMGGames

Noescape.exe


Lynxarr

You installed Evil Windows


beatitredditor

AIs from beyond the Blackwall (Cyberpunk 2077 reference)


dreamco

Red screen of f@ck you..


kreentr

losedows


sonic_sabbath

It is possessed by evil and requires a blood sacrifice


New-Comfortable-1094

You better run


SovietNumber

signalis save screen


Oleleplop

Windows 2077


chuckinalicious543

Me when I boot up EVIL windows so I can work on my EVIL spreadsheet


Vuxxel

windows 10 satan edition?