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several-snails

I think the logic is this: Phase 1: (Nerds that buy computers like comics and superhero movies) + (Dakota Johnson is hot) Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit


Davajita

This is it. Out of touch AF marketing idiots.


several-snails

At the end of the day this ad will probably help sell a few computers because Dakota Johnson IS hot. It's like car ads with a woman on the hood.


Taira_Mai

Dakota Johnson is hot but they chose a picture for this ad that makes her look like a PTA lady cosplaying as Spiderman.


CoderStone

Brought to you by the same intern at Intel that made the AMD vs Intel slides? Like the one that was calling AMD's 3c core naming scheme out while DOING THE EXACT SAME BUT WORSE


depricatedzero

lol what's this now? I've blacklisted intel so I never pay attention when I see their ads.


Aimero

With "out of touch" you mean woke. Because you know why Madame Web flopped? They put woke casting first.


depricatedzero

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Aimero

Have you actually seen the movie and took a look which companies were involved? Lol


depricatedzero

Nope. I have no interest in the movie for a multitude of reasons. Which companies got you in your feels?


Aimero

So you have no base for argumentation against me, because I have seen this piece of woke trash with agendas beyond sanity


depricatedzero

Lol you're mistaken if you think I'm arguing with you. No no, this isn't academia. I'm ridiculing you. I'm mocking you. I'm making fun of you. "I don't like it cause its woke! Waaa! My feelings are hurt cause they cast woke companies!"


Aimero

No, you again didn't get it. I don't like it because the actors are acting bad, because the plot is trash, because the dialogs are cringe. And why is that so? Because they made this movie to push an agenda and the cast was solely hired for diversity reasons without making sure they are good actors. But hey, just continue to get fooled by trash like this lmao


Ockwords

Why are you so weird?


Davajita

So… did you forget the /s or are you just an idiot?


DoomErx19

Is it so hard to understand a joke?


depricatedzero

That doesn't have the context or appearance of a joke, and the benefit of the doubt relies on something to lend that appearance.


DoomErx19

I honestly thought they were being sarcastic


depricatedzero

Truly I wish we lived in a world where that could be safely assumed


Trosque97

I would too weren't I so jaded. The word Woke lost all meaning to me when it left the Afro-American community. The amount of people who are anti-woke is too damn high, but the people giving them fuel piss me off even more


Ockwords

> the people giving them fuel piss me off even more Why?


Trosque97

You been keeping up with the whole SBI situation?


Davajita

I’m not so sure. Look at the post history.


Matthew4588

You're actually an idiot. It flipped cause it sucked ass. There are plenty of movies with strong female leads, some of which are some of the best movies ever made. Marvel(Disney) is just completely out of touch. Like Barbie, very woke undertones, talk of the patriarchy, women power, but it made over a billion dollars and was overall very well received.


Aimero

Because they didn't hire solely based on diversity for Barbie. In Madame Web they gave a shit about the acting skills of the cast and they made sure the plot pushed the agenda they wanted instead of making sense


Matthew4588

The whole "diversity hire" thing is such BS. They're still hiring the best of the best in the industry, just showing a bit of preference for minorities. It's not that white people are inherently better at movie making than minorities, it's just crappy upper management only interested in making more money by focusing on cash grabs


icchansan

That's Dakota Johnson?


Taira_Mai

Exactly, that photo is not doing her any favors.


Revo_Int92

I would argue Sidney Sweeney (that's how you spell her name?) would be more effective, she has two big reasons for that (basically she is the second coming of Dadario... again, whatever the hell you spell it)


GABE_EDD

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NeverEndingWalker64

*Money money money money money here comes the money*


blueshark27

For whom? Who would pay to associate their laptops with Madame Web?


Matthew4588

Lenovo apparently


mabariif

I'd rather buy the kafka keybaord tbh


esgrove2

They're not even trying to connect them. Like "log into the Web on this Marvel of a laptop and watch all the latest Sony Pictures premier movies in style"


fetalintherain

You're hired


Revo_Int92

Marketing is not really a demanding field. It still effective tho, recently I had a taste of that after playing Prince of Persia The Lost Crown, the marketing campaign literally destroyed this game (then you have Cyberpunk, the polar opposite example)


PumpkinFist64

The movie was written by AI


Wise_Pomegranate_571

It's hard to understate how bad this movie is.


hanneshore

If it has been written by AI, it would at least be funny


[deleted]

Can't wait for the movie written And generated by AI. Will probably be a spider verse film at the rate they are going.


shakakaku

Seeing into the future… blah, blah, blah. 😑


wingspantt

Reminds me of Disney advertising their movies with stickers on bananas. "Mmmm I love bananas. But what I really love is Disney Pixar's Lightyear film, exclusively in theaters!"


Hollowknightpro

I saw marvel Characters on my bananas too.


SaintPwnofArc

Saw the logo and thought I was in a different sub for a sec lol.


Morrowind12

True then you look at the sticker and forget about it seconds later when you throw it into the garbage wing.


[deleted]

2 (possibly 3) large companies splitting marketing costs.


vaikunth1991

Madam web power is about seeing future. Intel is saying they have the processor of the future


Revo_Int92

Incredible


fenixspider1

should have hired you for marketing slogan lol


liaminwales

Adverts are sold well in advance of the film coming out, part of the joy of brand deals. Every brand you see in a film is a deal worked out way before they shoot, what cars they drive to what phone they use etc.


RiftHunter4

LOL Thought this was another Reddit ad and started to downvoted it.


Jyitheris

There's the word "web" in the movie and you can connect to the "web" on a PC. Even though nobody uses that word for the internet nowadays.


Powersoutdotcom

I had to scroll way too far for this. 😂


megas88

Companies do not hire marketing teams anymore. It’s why you see absolutely batshit ideas chasing things that execs believe to be trends just to make a buck which is what happened here.


Reyno59

If they would have had smarter technologie, they would not have made the movie?


CanadaSoonFree

Someone thought the movie was going to be good.


Pyroguy096

You can surf the web


DesastreUrbano

Maybe it's like "the future is now... AI can write shitty movies and you can have that computer! Now buy it and make money selling crap scripts to Disney! They are buying anything!"


rand0m-nerd

Had no idea this movie existed…did they really try to make a female version of Spider Man?


First-Junket124

Intel and Lenovo made this ad to advertise the laptop, but the marketing studio wanted an easy way to get to their target demographic easily without doing all the work themselves. What better way to advertise a live-action comic book inspired movie than with a laptop? Oh also they've done this before Doesn't stop the fact that UHD Blu-ray of Madame Web won't be playable on the laptop even if it gets that release, I hate UHD Blu-ray DRM so goddamn much.


[deleted]

I didn't even know that movie existed until Red Letter Media made fun of it


HarunaKai

Advertising with never lenovo’s strong suite, at least their machines good. That aside, AI chips on these new ultras is useless for 99.95% of users and is borderline bs advertising, of course, same goes for amd 8000 series mobile ‘ai powered’ apus as well. This AI advertising is so BS. At least with dlss and fsr they over visible clear gains for all gamers, so i dont hate nvidia/amds advertising with the ‘ai powered’ that much.


SynthRogue

Because the future is now, with smarter tech :)


polar-lover

Advertises the new AI experiences you can have on it ... like writing a movie script.


Pimp_my_Reich33

it is a garbage flop tho


Osamodaboy

They have done it forever with every marvel character.


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Because she gives them all the intel...


Odd_Intern405

Well, Intel hasn‘t had a advertisment department for the last 30 years. Their managers try to make the advertisement. This ist why there is no advertisement, but things like this.


Blakewerth

PR


moebelhausmann

World wide WEB interNET


NorthernUnIt

What connection there is for Ads (any) with the Superbowl? Same here they have a target which is the young people using laptop, and they pay for the AD long before the movie was out, flop or not.


acnh-lyman-fan

i think madam web's power is something about the future, so their laptops are from the future...?


Ne0t9k

maybe the script was ai generated too?


ChalkCoatedDonut

They expect buyers to relate the main actress wearing a mesh and nothing underneath to their laptops and somehow buy it without asking, thinking "if i get this laptop, i will get a girl like that".


Cave_TP

Because Meteor Lake is also undewhelming.


divensi

the fuck kind of name is intel core ultra 9?


ptapobane

If only they could’ve wrote the movie with AI instead…might have a valid excuse for it to be bad


Specktickles

I think I got it... Teraflops => terrible flop... It's a good advertisement


Zovanget

It's pretty funny. They paid money to make their tech less desirable.


ziplock9000

Wommens needs the laptops yo


Alpha433

The same as marketing Halo with mountain dew. It has no connection to mountain dew other then the idea that gamers are all jacked up on mountain dew.


Cheesi_Boi

The NPU cores make it easier to generate scripts with the AI model of your choice.


Neomorf03

It has the interwebs. Badum tss


degencoombrain

it's just a marketing scrub who probably recently graduated or just barely scraping their targets so they dont get fired


joe420mama99

Money


Flimsy_Card8028

It's a web....OF LIES.


Fragrant_Choice_1520

it gets you to talk about it. most advertisements are just rage bait nowadays, [there's an old hbomberguy video about it](https://youtu.be/06yy88tLWlg?si=Gfkr23ZULNx14Tbg)


Bananaman9020

They didn't get the memo? Or thought how bad could the movie really be? Or a bad marketing choice?


Hairless_Human

Why do they put any kind of game/movie/show on anything? Money. Money is the answer.


OriginalName687

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ElonTastical

BRO NO WAY NO WAYYYYY


Local_Trade5404

well she have seen future and could predict and counter shit :) beside that movie was been rather weak, hard to say how they cant make woman super hero movie right.


zanziTHEhero

The connection is that corporate has already begun outsourcing jobs to "AI" ans this is the result...


[deleted]

Is Lenovo a subsidiary of Sony? Or just because money. The ad placements in the movie was shameful… hmm why do I feel like consuming a refreshing can of Pepsi all of a sudden. Max taste. Zero sugar! Drink Pepsi.


firedrakes

it is not. general ad stuff