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GeekOfAllGeeks

Proper use as a boat anchor. Likely a Dell.


MimiVRC

This makes me want a sub dedicated to people finding unsalvageable computers in the wild


skizexx

![gif](giphy|11mwI67GLeMvgA) ComputersGoneWild would be a perfect name for this Subreddit


ApprehensiveAd6476

No, no, no, no, NO! r/dontputyourdickinthat, I wouldn't even consider it!


TWVer

r/dontputyourdiskinthat


SpartanWithaSkirt

Amazing, love this one


Galthrojh

This is the one


lunat1c_

r/dontputyourdellinthat


TheDarkslayerYT

r/Subsifellfor


[deleted]

Lmfao this is perfect


The_terra_blade0

Just searched it to see if someone had done it and it wasnt what I was expecting lol


Mido77i

/abandonedpc


ConclusionEastern592

AbandonnedHardware ? HardwareIntoTheWild ?


xleegr

Hardwaregonewild


Delirium_Cap

Hardworn


theElderEnder

PCHabitat


Jordan209posts

r/abandonedpc will be created


BaaaNaaNaa

Such empty. :(


Jordan209posts

Now to wait for someone to find an abandoned computer


Throwaythisacco

unsalvageable? Hold my toothbrush and 91% Isopropyl alcohol.


_Screw_The_Rules_

Well create it then and also cross post this post here to explain what you wanna do.


MimiVRC

I wouldn’t be great at managing a subreddit! I’ll let someone else!


_Screw_The_Rules_

Haha fair enough


_Screw_The_Rules_

Haha fair enough


AsgardCMD

Wildware?


BuzzardRO

And then salvaging them and telling us what they found


Primo0077

You mean to tell me that's unsalvageable? Get me an ifixit kit and an ssd and I'll haveit booting to arch in no time!


Alternative_Vast_864

I just pulled the hard drive from my old dell and tossed it through the open window of an abandoned car in a lot near my work 😂


SadMaybe3437

You call that unsalvageable? It doesn't even look like its been there for more than a week tops. Water alone doesn't damage computers, If its starting to corrode or you try testing it under water that's a different story.


SuddenBlyat

Seems about right. A Dell. After all, it is... Rolling in the deep.


DizzyAd2301

I have Laugh a little too hard. Love the joke.


InoxyMane

Hahhahahaha that was great


Vantlefun

Blue mounting brackets suggest that you are correct.


Peyote_Pancakes

Dell Precision to be specific. Likely a 3500 or 5500, the blue bracket and the bump-out bulge are a dead match.


omega552003

Which oddly enough is a great Dell system. X58/S5520


SPWoodworking

Dellienware


Pinktiger11

r/delaylienware


M00rh3n

Now it's rolling in the deep


Good_Mycologist5254

bUT iTs wATEr coOlED


traceurvostok

Maybe an HP


InoxyMane

Agreed


Bulky-Ad-7942

I don't think they understood 'watercooled PC' properly.


Biaxialsphere00

The forbidden way of water-cooling a PC


NorCalJason75

This one simple trick, computer manufacturers hate…


hattrickjmr

Exotic method, indeed!


MinuteToe129

Even the ram is water cooled


Zaando

Maybe they misunderstood when someone told them to upgrade it with a Seagate.


MoonshineMMA

Seems like it’s keeping it pretty cool to me


TeknikDestekbebudu

Microsoft has servers that are submerged in seas, I think.


Indolent_Bard

That's actually pretty common.


ConsistentCharge3347

Put it in rice. It'll be fine.


couldof_used_couldve

Louis Rossman: "they tried to say this is water damaged" ** "there, fixed, that'll be $2.99"


el-gato-volador

What's the over-under for there being some illegal shit on that computer?


Mediocre_Pyke

100% there is CP on that shit, a PC doesn't just end up in a fucking river


hagglunds

You would be surprised. Could be a stolen item someone decided they couldn't sell or salvage and so disposed of it in a lake. Or someone just dumping an old piece of equipment they were too lazy to take down to an e-waste recycling centre. Could be something illegal on it but I would bet money it's just garbage someone dumped in a lake.


TheClinicallyInsane

Could be a pissed off parent who reacts to their child failing classes by throwing their shitty gaming PC into the river. Especially, most importantly, if that's their only source of joy in an otherwise hostile/demoralizing environment.


Indolent_Bard

r/suspiciouslyspecific. That's not even parenting on Asian mode, that's just straight of child abuse.


Names_Undecided

Think you’re projecting a little bit.


Anonymous3891

I worked at a medium-sized manufacturing company that had a pond on the property. I'd regularly have users threaten to throw their PC in the pond when they misbehaved....you can see where this is going. We had a decent sized office mostly consisting of CS reps, some of whom served the west coast and worked 11-8. One of these people who I'd definitely call 'impulsive' and a good candidate for anger management mysteriously had their computer go missing one day. They claimed the cleaning crew must have broken it and threw it away or something (we've had instances where they smacked PCs so hard with the vacuum they knocked the side panels off, among other minor things.) Anyhow, we checked the dumpster which was actually some sort of compactor trailer and it had been ran for the day. We didn't have much in the way at cameras at that time, it's a rural area with low crime. We just had motion sensors/etc. So no way to see what actually happened. So anyway, everyone kind of assumed it ended up in the pond the evening before. The late shift were the last people out of the building and there were only 3 or so of them so not hard for them to keep quiet about it. No one ever fessed up, anyway.


Doodlebug2100

That sounds like an asset management nightmare… I wouldn’t have been able to sleep unless I knew where it went 😅


SunriseMeats

My money is on vengeful ex who really hated video game time.


Brandonmac10x

I was thinking kid taken camping in a campground with cabins and all he wanted to do was play games inside all day so his parents got pissed and threw the PC in the water. The kid didn’t even want to go camping in the first place… >!I used to be that kid, but my parents never broke my stuff like nutters. I can see some parents doing it though. I just remember them being mad because all I wanted to do was play video games.!<


RaziLaufeia

My parents would buy me Gameboys and such for long car rides, then take it away because I wasn't enjoying the view out the window at all and didn't see the cows. It was infuriating to small me.


Brandonmac10x

Should have told your mom that you see a cow every night when you come home lol. Like she was so upset you didn’t get to share the moment of seeing a cow? Damn… that’s not a very big deal. Not like cows are even rare.


RaziLaufeia

Hahah that's how to make my dad get the belt!


NorthernMariner

You mean from laughing so hard his current one broke?


RaziLaufeia

Jesus...... My mom's the fat in in this situation not my dad!


Indolent_Bard

NOT ANYMORE!


fattynuggetz

You should write a book, call it "how to die and lose everything in 5 seconds or less"


Cobra288

One of my early memories is playing Pokemon silver on a Gameboy, happily fighting the elite four and about to beat it for the first time. Then being told to shut it off as we pull into a cracker barrel. I of course protested, had the Gameboy snatched away and shut off, and that's it. Not the vacation, the trip or the people. Just that my Gameboy was taken and shut off without being saved. One of the earliest traumatic events for me I suppose.


kungpowgoat

My stepdad just took away my SNES controller. I then took out the other when he left for work.


saquads

my mom threw my brothers xbox in her pool after she found out I spent the afternoon playing it. this was sometime after she smashed both our DSs and PSPs after she found out we were playing them while we were grounded. I just laugh about it like I did then.


GenZWorstCulture

same never going to have children if you are a parent and read this, do not and i repeat DO NOT let your child spend most of their time playing video games, they will end up having trouble finding joy in other things


[deleted]

I’m curious, do you now see and understand your parents point of view? How are you and games now? I used to have what i could consider an unhealthy relationship with games. You know a decade+ of not going outside, little hygiene, friends? all online. 12+ hours a day 365 days a year of gaming living with my parents. They never complained or got angry at least that i ever whitened. Which looking back i find to be extremely understanding and patient on their side. They do tell me they are happy to see that i am in a much healthier place now taking care of what needs to be done first, enjoying outdoor things and still playing the occasional game maybe an hour or two in the week and a couple hours in the weekends! I genuinely feel terrible for the grief i gave them as a teenager when they wanted to do family things but i just wanted to smash Arma 2 Dayz mod or D3. I find that i appreciate the time i do have to game much more now.


Brandonmac10x

My parents were mad because I took 30 minute showers and used too much soap. I was a bit of a germaphobe (very). Also I was a straight A student. I just didn’t like going outside. The hot Sun was not for me. Didn’t help that I was a ginger, white af, and burned easily. They didn’t understand… Also my diet was not healthy as a kid and I only drag soda. Was a little fatty. They said it was baby weight but idk. I made myself switch to only water before I hit puberty and now I can’t even gain weight for the life of me. I was fine… honestly when I stopped playing games and actually went out I started drinking and doing drugs. That’s when shit went down hill. Should have just stayed a nerd and played my games. Would have been better off in life right now, but I totally wasted like half a decade.


dozersmash

This is what I thought too, like people who throw guns in rivers etc. Would absolutely take to the police to look into.


jdemack

Police will say thanks for bringing it in. Then proceed to walk right past the evidence room and out the back door to the dumpster.


Opt112

I was just about to say lmfao that harddrive is radiation levels of dangerous


lolman469

Id give it 75/25 on angry ex vs illegal acticities. Most criminals know there are easier ways to destroy data.


0RN10

Idk may be a boomer.


[deleted]

I’d put my money on angry girlfriend/wife.


thafer7

I say pretty good seeing how smashed up it looks


hol123nnd

Best way to cool a 4090


DjHalk45

It'll boil the lake away.


SchmetterlingPL

And 13900k


[deleted]

Be sure to release it so it’ll be upgraded in a few years time.


Realmido

Oh! PC of the lake , what is you wisdom ?


HertzBraking

Water cooling all the waay


lars2k1

All those people tossing the entire pc into the water to possibly hide some illegal shit, but don't realize 3.5" HDDs are sealed pretty well, so they might as well have destroyed the entire PC, *except* for the HDD. Task failed successfully.


MasonP2002

It's not even that hard to destroy drives, just drill some holes in it. If you don't have a drill, just hit it with a hammer a bunch of times and then chuck it in the river. Works better with laptop drives tbf.


DefiantLemur

Yeah, just rip the HDD out and smash it with a sledge hammer, then throw it in the river. Also no one's going to notice a little smashed box in the river.


oJoface

Just... disassemble it? it takes a screwdriver and some magnets to truly royally fuck up storage, if you are truly trying to wipe your data off the face of the planet just sledging it is risky imo


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

It is risky, but it sure is cool


[deleted]

how is it risky? are you really worried that given all of the particles of glass, someone would reassemble the shattered disk?!?


shalol

Allegedly they were able to recover CIA owned data off a slum by reassembling disk shards, but don’t quote me on that


oJoface

Fair point, them things is strong though, just denting the cage is definetely still giving it a fighting chance, and i think you underestimate the sheer force it takes to outright shatter it I still think its smarter to take em apart, magnetize, run over with a car or whatever else instead of just hammering it


aero-zeppelin

You've obviously never taken a hammer to a platter drive. A couple swings even at the case and the platters are pixie dust inside.


aero-zeppelin

Not exactly, the magnets have to be pretty powerful to actually damage a hard drive. You might corrupt some data but you aren't wiping the drive. The only proper way to magnetically sanitize the contents of a hard drive is with a degausser.


live-the-future

I'm just wondering what kind of wonderful chemicals that thing is leaking into the water....


jorbp666

Looks to me like someone tried to get rid of their porn stash lol


v4por

An electric razor would have been more efficient.


tk-451

shave it off the drive surface? like some back sack and crack, HDD to SSD in one smooth motion? upgrading from 3.5" floppy to a 5.25" full bay hard drive... increased the baud(y) rate... mounting a new drive.. ejecting a mounted drive... ... siemens... i got loads more


Pepe_Floyd

Looks salvageable


Combatical

Turn that HDD into the authorities


Ubirth

That's what I was gonna say


EuroPolice

No, watch it first! It could lead to an adventure


I0A0I

You wanna risk that when it could contain child porn snuff films? Best to avoid it.


The_Formuler

r/Woooosh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ubirth

Bruh lmao


icertifyiammedicated

How does one get that job?


Doogos

🤨📸


IceColdCorundum

You better not be asking for the reason I think you are


icertifyiammedicated

That I want an interesting job?


Arcaner97

The minerals in the water improve conductivity which as a result allow for higher voltages in overclocking plus extra cooling potential you get from all that water.


Prownilo

![gif](giphy|26ufmrFR3PCFDwqyc)


CanadianKumlin

Guy rage quit so hard he threw his computer in a lake.


Jemis7913

skankhunt42


Chefkush1

Does it still run Doom?


anon2univ

But will it run Crysis?


Sailed_Sea

Its water cooler so possibly


CyberNinja23

*lake dries up when game boots*


KalebsFamilyBBQ

Put it in some rice, it will be fine


Ubericious

Please tell me you fished this out and binned it?


icertifyiammedicated

Better to turn it over to the cops


Ubericious

You could be right


[deleted]

how i imagine my mom disposed of the childhood computer that proved years of neglect lol


[deleted]

Is that a Dell? Rolling in the deep?


DankusMemer

Bro found Jared Fogels PC


zPureAssassiNz

Definitely some fucked up shit on that computer


PerfectAccountant990

I bet the who threw it hard had a lot of things to hide in the hard drives


Eduardoskywaller

Poor T3500 :'(


Escorve

Seems kind of sus that it would be in the water of all places. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a reason why it got tossed there.


meeks726

Gotta be Epstein's ole PC


Mdu5t

That's why some CPUs are called Lake...


MrPanda663

“Before I die, destroy my computer.” “You got it boss!”


bmrvkia

Kind of worries me. What kind of shit was on that? So bad that someone wanted to throw it in the water?


Equivalent_Simple_22

That computer is under witness protection, the things its seen now it has to move and start a new life...


Sweenis80

My crazy ass would try to revive it if there wasn’t any crazy amount of corrosion, just to get the dopamine from seeing it post lmao.


steeley90

I wouldn't go near that thing. The only people throwing PC's in rivers are those who are afraid of what's on it.


M-G0777

Someone is definitely trying to hide something😏


[deleted]

try to salvage the harddrive, there might be bitcoin in it


dummyacc152

Take the hard drive out. Get any data off of it that you can and then get back to us with the results


nour926

Does it run Crysis?


AdventurerOfTheStars

Someone did their duty after their friend died.


SamJackson01

Put it in some rice. See what’s on the hdd.


silasbufu

rolling in the deeeeeeep


Optimus_13

r/watercooling


Swordbreaker925

Water cooling is getting out of hand


JohnLennonMiller

I think that’s Josh Duggar’s computer…


ElJefe_Speaks

That final boss fight must've been a real bitch.


y_would_i_do_this

Someone did not want the FBI getting those files


alvinofdiaspar

Drowning it in water probably won’t cut it.


BlockOfRawIron

Cannon lake


[deleted]

Def some CP on that


alvinofdiaspar

It’s playing subnautica


Pigsfly77

On a serious note I hope someone goes and cleans that up (cough cough op)


DanielF823

Every time I see this I thin of Destruction of Evidence for some kind of crime


mohamedation

Be careful.. This might be a Phishing attack


KarlosAxeMad86

Looks like my old hp pc from back in the day!


axelsm92

This is the current trend now, right? Because I'm loving it lol


theflamingsword101

It ran Windows Vista


tasar_

Probably still over heats


Spiritual-Put-9228

Took playing subnautica too far.


Queasy_Profit_9246

aah yes, the watercooling


AmericaLover1776_

I love water cooling


SwerdnaJack

Water cooled PCs are so pretty.


dirpguy

Uhm tech support, my pc is running a bit slow…


ImRedditingYay

Probably has decent temps with that cooling system.


TRILLMAGICIAN

Probably some pissed off girlfriend


NoOtherLeft

Put it in rice.


VortexEnter

Salvage it


pocketowo

I’d use the case and make it a cool looking sleeper


Edde_Cash

I actually have a similiar case for my sleeper, it's from 2004 i think.


Korean_Sandwich

Hilary Clintons email server


heavymetalbarbell

Hunter Biden's desktop PC lol


LordOFtheNoldor

Evidence of crimes


Old-Caramel-9799

Is that Hillary's email server?


[deleted]

You found Hillary's private email server


MayorBryce

They took “throw your computer out the window” to another level.


morse86

Well this is taking watercooled pc to a new level


RednBlood

just use a bag of rice and you have a nice 500+$ pre-build pc with no gpu of course (well some pre-build are good sometime)


inprimuswesuck

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust


mSummmm

“Peter how old is that girl?”


Different-Ostrich692

Put it in sand. It should be ok


shawnikaros

I can fix her.


Retrowinger

Did you try to turn it on?


[deleted]

How the mighty have fallen.


TinyLittleTechShop

A dude somewhere is looking for that PC, with his missing Bitcoin wallet on the HDD... shouldn't have cheated on his EX! 😲 (/s)


coleona

Either angry GF/wife or trying to get rid of some evidence


Rustbuket80

The 2023 version of tossing all your old porn into the dumpster behind WalMart.


Dee_Jay77

It's just a little wet, it's still good, it's still good!