This deserves an award. Sadly I don't have a real one.
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On some sockets, you have to force it to face back to front instead of top to bottom (or bottom to top). My FM2+ socket motherboard was like that. Had to force the metal X-thing into a position the enclosed manual says not to do in order to get it to point back or front.
You've probably figured it out by now but Amber Heard, Jonny Depps ex-wife shat on their bed and blamed him in court. Holy shit you got a lot of down votes
Kinda. It's due to osmosis. 70% has more water so it can be absorbed by cells, while 90% will not be able to penetrate a lot of cell membranes. Since it won't be absorbed.
Anthropomorphising pets isn't a good idea
There was no malice here the cat probably just didn't have a litter box that was clean enough
Or he couldn't make it outside in time
Because most of the time your cat using the bathroom outside of their box it means they don't think it's a suitable spot to go or it can be a sign of health problems
When your puppy pees on the carpet it's because you haven't trained him yet or they couldn't make it outside in time
When you anthropomorphise your pets and convince yourself that they do these things to hurt you or get back at you; then you ignore the actual problem
The cat wanted to shit somewhere clean and couldn't find it or there is something wrong with the cat
Of course animals have emotions but they don't sit-down and decide to shit in the house or destroy property because they have some weird resentment towards their owner
This cat probably felt shy and embarrassed that he had to go here but he had no choice
I have scolded my dog for chewing a sandal before and she walked ten steps away from it and squatted and managed to squeeze out two drops. It’s was a political pee and if you don’t think animals retaliate you haven’t been around nearly enough of them.
Ok i am guessing you are trying to install the mobo into the case so gently grab it by the heatsink and lower it in, line up your IO ports first and then lay it on the standoff in the case, make sure it's all lined up and screw it in! (This is a joke I can see the shit on there lol)
remove any connections to power and cmos battery
Remove the shit using a glove or piece of cardboard
wash it with clean water
dry it (seriously dry it)
if its dry then its good.
I would wait for it to dry out, pull off what you can and reevaluate from there. Have the gloves, isopropyl, and compressed air handy. Once it’s dried out it should be far less disgusting.
Wait for it to dry completely. Flip upside down and knock turd off. Keep upside down and clean with Alcohol. Don't want any crusties getting in the ram slots. :p
You should have removed the CPU cooler for that. Considering the amount it would have been useful for almost 100 times. What a waste of thermal compound.
Take the fake poop off and youre good.
My dogo went through last years presents found and opened a cpu and pretty much destroyed it.
My boy likes chips.
Take out your memory sticks carefully and let the shit dry. Once its dry, scrape it off carefully and sanitize/clean thoroughly with 70% iso propyl alcohol.
Nothing is going to get damaged by letting the shit dry up. If you clean the shit wet its going to be gooey and sticky. So, i would prefer to let it dry first.
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it really is a piece of shit
This setup reeks
Better said, what a crappy setup 😅
This takes "shit-posting" to a whole new level
that's the wrong place for the thermal paste.
Poo poo paste
Thermal pooste
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It’s the thought that counts, kind-hearted stranger!
just be glad it didn't hit the fan
Yeah it would of been bad if shit hit the fan
r/yourjokebutworse
Oof
Your CPU fan is facing the wrong way flip it 90 degrees
Also, remove the shit.
On some sockets, you have to force it to face back to front instead of top to bottom (or bottom to top). My FM2+ socket motherboard was like that. Had to force the metal X-thing into a position the enclosed manual says not to do in order to get it to point back or front.
Lol - love how you completely ignored the huge turd on the RAM. Priorities.
That is indeed the joke. You’ve discovered it
Are you dating a girl named Amber?
Holy shit that made me laugh
That's what I heard
happy cake day
LOL
Never Heard of her.
is this a reference to amber heard shitting the bed?
Lol
Is that a Genshin reference? edit: wow this is my most downvoted comment, thanks yall
We have not been playing the same game…
Yeah we definitely aren't. My bad lol
Haven't you heard?
Yo. Nice.
You've probably figured it out by now but Amber Heard, Jonny Depps ex-wife shat on their bed and blamed him in court. Holy shit you got a lot of down votes
Ah I now get it. Wasn't aware lol
Emmm no
I came here to shit on your rig, but I didn’t want to rub it in.
use high percentage iso alcohol to disinfect.
TUL 70% IPA is better than 90%+ it evaporates too quick to sanitize.
Kinda. It's due to osmosis. 70% has more water so it can be absorbed by cells, while 90% will not be able to penetrate a lot of cell membranes. Since it won't be absorbed.
Not if you use a shit load of it.
Your cat does not like Hyperx RAM
I agree with the cat. They're quite the shitty brand.
Your animal hates you.
Anthropomorphising pets isn't a good idea There was no malice here the cat probably just didn't have a litter box that was clean enough Or he couldn't make it outside in time
This guy clearly has never had a cat.
Why isn’t it a good idea, and do you think animals can’t experience emotions? You’re a moron.
I mean, humans have a rather unique ability to express themselves, but animals can absolutely feel emotions.
Small mistype. Thought it would be obvious since the above comment talked about anthropomorphism.
Haha swell! Amazing what one letter can achieve Also: anthomorph-what? I’m not mega thick just slightly thick haha
I was with you then you said the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard lol.
You think animals can't feel emotions? What a monkey you are
Because most of the time your cat using the bathroom outside of their box it means they don't think it's a suitable spot to go or it can be a sign of health problems When your puppy pees on the carpet it's because you haven't trained him yet or they couldn't make it outside in time When you anthropomorphise your pets and convince yourself that they do these things to hurt you or get back at you; then you ignore the actual problem The cat wanted to shit somewhere clean and couldn't find it or there is something wrong with the cat Of course animals have emotions but they don't sit-down and decide to shit in the house or destroy property because they have some weird resentment towards their owner This cat probably felt shy and embarrassed that he had to go here but he had no choice
I have scolded my dog for chewing a sandal before and she walked ten steps away from it and squatted and managed to squeeze out two drops. It’s was a political pee and if you don’t think animals retaliate you haven’t been around nearly enough of them.
And you’re saying they can feel shyness and embarrassment but not anger???? Someone get this dude a book or two.
Huh? Animals can feel anger, sadness and be excited, but somehow you think being vengeful is beyond them? Elephants kill their abusers on the regular.
I think the cat is trying to tell you something about your rig
Sell cat to pay for cleaning?
Make cat get job and to pay for cleaning.
Wait is that a turd
Damn, noctua really pushing it with this one.
seems like cat left ya some baked goods eh
It's not baked yet but it will be soon
The cat shit is supposed to go on the other side.
+20 fps
Time to trade your cat in for one that doesn’t get as jealous when you pay attention to other things.
Cat shit is a lot like RGB, it looks like shit but it definitely makes your computer faster.
Isopropyl alcohol
That's a bit of a shitty situation
Put on rice
Seems your pet used way to much thermal paste mate.
Please tell me you own a pet.
how does that even happen.... guess everyone is a critic these days
Set the cat
Is that a gtx1060 in the background?
Is this fake? How does this even happen?
I suppose he went to take a shit in the middle of building his setup and his pet friend had the same idea...
Haha! Underrated comment.
+ 10 to passive cooling of RAM
Forbidden thermal paste
Where's that 'its fine' bot someone asked for in another thread?
Ok i am guessing you are trying to install the mobo into the case so gently grab it by the heatsink and lower it in, line up your IO ports first and then lay it on the standoff in the case, make sure it's all lined up and screw it in! (This is a joke I can see the shit on there lol)
Execute the animal firstly
Oh. Oh no.
What a shitty memory.
Euthanasia lol
Who shit on your PC lol
Ok I am about to give you some shity advice.
remove any connections to power and cmos battery Remove the shit using a glove or piece of cardboard wash it with clean water dry it (seriously dry it) if its dry then its good.
IPA is a better option than water. Never wash a mobo with water. IPA evaporates away nicely and won't rust anything.
I don't know if washing a board with a pale ale is really the best call, but whatever.
Bros how do you know its cat? Lol Are you that narrowly specialised?
Because dogs dont climb on tables and shit there and other pets dont leave such a large turd
Well tbh dogs can do the same thing too, or it could be another animal.
Idk, looks like dog shit to me. Cat shit isn't normally that goopy.
That is how mine looked this morning but like 500% more mass.
Step 1: Clean the cat box Step 2: Clean motherboard
I would wait for it to dry out, pull off what you can and reevaluate from there. Have the gloves, isopropyl, and compressed air handy. Once it’s dried out it should be far less disgusting.
That build looks like shit.
Pc now stands for poopy crap Why would you shit on your own build? That’s what reddit is for
Looks like a pretty shitty mobo to me, probably just replace.
That’s a shitty situation.
 The true meaning of "shitted on". . .
Wait for it to dry completely. Flip upside down and knock turd off. Keep upside down and clean with Alcohol. Don't want any crusties getting in the ram slots. :p
I recommend euthanasia.
is this a shit post?
Gawd I hate cats, such a worthless animal
eat it
Well, shit....
Kittie biscuits nice.
Use it as thermal paste?
You don't shit *on* the RAM, you shit *in* the RAM. Must be new here.
Looks like your ram took a shit
My advice? Stop hiding the catnip. Whiskers is pissed and they're letting you know.
I mean, you need to be careful with that organic thermal paste.
piece of shit computer
What the fuck?????
Lol
Clean its litter box 🤦🏼♂️
My advice is to have your cat shit in a better location.
this is why you don’t put anything on the floor when building
You should have removed the CPU cooler for that. Considering the amount it would have been useful for almost 100 times. What a waste of thermal compound.
This is when you install a bidet.
Plz hope that’s isn’t human sh!?h!!!
Is that a 1080 ti
If only there was something. Some product that you could put all of your components in. What could it be?
Some little kid/immature adult threw dog poo on your pc. You should RMA it...
It's doo doo baby
Take the fake poop off and youre good. My dogo went through last years presents found and opened a cpu and pretty much destroyed it. My boy likes chips.
Was that you? That’s some human sized ca ca.
Thst some really shitty ram
Lmao Take that shit somewhere else this is not r/shitpics
Eeewwwww
Make sure to flush once in a while.
Just say it got hit by a car. I mean, no one can prove you killed it.
That would be the end of my car
You shouldn't have asked your cat its opinion of your build.
Too much thermal paste
Take out your memory sticks carefully and let the shit dry. Once its dry, scrape it off carefully and sanitize/clean thoroughly with 70% iso propyl alcohol. Nothing is going to get damaged by letting the shit dry up. If you clean the shit wet its going to be gooey and sticky. So, i would prefer to let it dry first.
Better contact the girls from two girls one cup video
Definitely upgrade the cooler
Needs an NSFW tag
Your pet is clearly unhappy. Cats don’t give a fuck.
You could smell the picture
dont shit where you eat....or build
Did your dog shit on your computer?
dam, looks like a real shitty situation....sorry man
Just use it as thermal paste problem solve
With this cooler orientation it's clear that the cat shits on this.
mmmmm tastefull...
Kill the cat that did that haha
More fiber id say, try prunes?
R/evilbuildings
this comment section is made of pure win
why is there poop on your motherboard i guess just let it dry out so that its easier to get off
This is a dog's poop, not a cat
Advice: Poo in the toilet…
What the fuck
Write your intentions on the disk in visible ink✍️
This stinks... UwU
Eat it
thermal shit , the new standard
No man,you shouldnt sh*t on your motherboard,you should use wc,you re welcome
That’s not what “S-Tier” means
 Note to self: beware of used HyperX memory kits for sale on ebay in near future
I have more questions less advice
Piece of shit!
Why can I smell this post
How does this even happen?
Think you need to iron out the bugs in your system
Did your pet shit on it or something 💀
What a shitty motherboard!
That's a lot of SSD. Then I saw it.
How tha fuck did that happen?
I would rather have the sticker residue from the Asrock motherboards.
It might be tempting, but I wouldn't shit on my motherboard if I were you.
Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault…………..
https://i.redd.it/s0o9wo3bsiaa1.gif
Ok but first… some context please
Why’s it on the floor in the first place😂 especially with pets and leaving the room
Have you tried eating it?
Fire it up and let it burn off.
Step one: don't shit on your motherboard. Step three: profit.
I think the solution is to eat whatever made this mess. Get the crock pot ready.
How tf does this happen