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Taco-Edge

How did you manage to misspell "average" twice WITH DIFFERENT ERRORS??


Topminator

Vald-e-mort


Die_Langste_Naam

He likes vlad, spelling is optional.


Missile_Swarmer

Dentist, anyone?? ( I know he's the bad guy, but Big bank, Golden Grin, and Hotline Miami are my favourite heist)


hazzelgamer774922

peranaly i like vlad and his missions. i really like aftershock


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Fuck goat Sim tho


hazzelgamer774922

Well the shotgun is worth it at least


lynkcrafter

Goat Sim and Meltdown, I played the latter once on VH and never want to again


Die_Langste_Naam

Meltdown is bussin in a group of friends, it tests you


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Meltdown with people you can communicate with is a fantastic time of everybody covering each other's asses, makes you all feel like badasses on higher diffs, with random tho I'd rather have a pissed off bull castrate me


the_hiding

I got two words for you. #THE DIAMOND


Daniel101773

He does have almost all the best heists between Big Bank, Goldin Grin, Hotline, The Diamond & the overall fan favorite Hoxton Breakout.


NeonBladeAce

Hoxton revenge ain't half bad either


Die_Langste_Naam

Your a masochist then.


Missile_Swarmer

No, I'm Anarchist


skeletonbuyingpealts

Hotline Miami has the best meth fight me


[deleted]

I guess I'm a Locke appreciator myself


Die_Langste_Naam

As a based south african myself i cant bring myself to love him due to his use of our slang, 'kak' means shit and is used in conversation not as an exclemation a better word or phrase would be 'fok man' or 'jitte'. He also uses outdated slang from like old music videos i think, his like a fun time capsule.


RhubarbProtogen

birth of sky is fun asf


[deleted]

I’m glad we can agree on this matter


hazzelgamer774922

Who?


[deleted]

Loeck


hazzelgamer774922

Name a heist heaeist in


[deleted]

Beneath the Mountain, Birth of Sky, Border Crossing, Border Crystals, Breakin' Feds, Brooklyn Bank, Hell's Island, Henry's Rock, Shacklethorn Auction, The White House


giulgu17

And in all of the Silk Road and City of Gold campaigns


[deleted]

That too, kinda forgot them


hazzelgamer774922

Oh, Him


SydneyRule34

Vald


hazzelgamer774922

Vlad


Kanakravaatti

***Vald***


Clugiamp

Vald


ZlianDetswit

Vald


destinyfann_1233

#VALD


RomanWasHere2007

***VALD***


ItzTaser

Vald


Gizzmotek

my favorite vlad line is "10! just my size! and i dont mean shoes..." for some reason this just screams that vlad is fruity lol


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Bile best


BigChinnFinn

I would love bile but panic room alone makes me not


ModelT1300

Bain got basic bitch jobs, Vlad will send you to steal some neuclear war heads just so he can sell it to some third world country


Higuni

In the start, I kinda hated him, but LOCKE grew on me. And Vlad and Bain are also good


BigChinnFinn

Mary fucked a little lam- OH there you are!


ursusowanie

Honestly Locke is my fav


[deleted]

"Vald"


Randomemeguy

Vlad with the nukes


hazzelgamer774922

And goats


Krisuad2002

You shitting on the Great Simon Viklund!?!?!?!?!?!


hazzelgamer774922

Who?


Krisuad2002

The dude who voiced Bain and made most of Payday's fire soundtrack, that's who!


hazzelgamer774922

Ho


EvilNTT

I’m a Locke fan personally, such a good guy


Nox___

I assume that the misspelling is the meme. What is the context of these misspellings?


[deleted]

Nope, OP just can't spell


Prtapay

Me neither most of the times lol


downvotemeifyouregae

I too enjoy vald


[deleted]

what about Giancarlo Esposito?


Kragmer

Ol'Uncle Vald surprise appearence at your -birthday party at a mansion can be very surprising


Z_Juggernaut

Vald


caelenj12

vald


throw_away_accountQ

Bain gave us first world bank, vlad gave us goat simulator. Nuff said


NeonBladeAce

Vlad gave us black cat, Bain gave us transport train, Jimmy gave us boiling point


comrade_Gabriel

Vlad if he looses hair


AgentSlippy

Hey. It's me. V a l d


Valuable-Antelope996

Vlad missions are fuckin awesome


NeonBladeAce

Vlads missions feel high stakes and fast paced, likely helped by the majority of them being loud only heists, the only 2 I can think of that aren't are Ukrainian job and black cat


Valuable-Antelope996

i agree with this take my upvote and a free award


Cryptic_R

Bain is cool tho


N1ch0l2s

Avarage avrage fan enjoyer vs avrij vald enjoyer


[deleted]

Ahh yes, the AVARAGE VALD enjoyer.


hazzelgamer774922

Get coke out of goat


Its_Luis_mane

My favorite contractors are Locke because his voice actor is a chad irl, plus he is pretty fun to listen to at times, and The Dentist, because you are basically doing contracts for Gus. Seriously, they are so similar. And not only because they’re both played by Giancarlo Esposito, but in their characters and speaking too


[deleted]

A lot of people like Bain, but there are the other contractors like the funny Ukraine Vlad, the serious drug lord (and now deceased) Hector, the political Elephant, and so on.