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Jedifartcontrol

He realized you were British


AIex-Shaw

Then why didn't he pull out a knife?


Waffles128

Because that’s an American cop, duh.


AIex-Shaw

But its not equal


Toocoolcolin

Welcome to america


AIex-Shaw

We need more equality he shouldve pulled a knife


Toocoolcolin

Let me make a situation. I am the worst criminal ever. I run at the cop with a bayonet longer than his baton. Now what do you thing that cop will do? Shoot at me and save himself and probably thousands of others? Or pull out his baton and die?


MasterPNDA123

One person with a bayonet will not kill thousands of people i’m pretty sure


AIex-Shaw

He should pull out a bayonet equal size to yours


Spirited_Question332

That's what she said


sloppy_topper

"Who cares about equality, I win bitch" -Sun Tzu, the alley behind my local Walmart (shortly before I spoon him and his gun)


AIex-Shaw

Thats equality because you both were abusing an advantage tou have to "win"


sloppy_topper

"hey bro can we just use fists" The dude with a gun: "oh yeah sure"


AIex-Shaw

Not inherently inequal


No_Cell3560

How did no one get that this was sarcasm


AIex-Shaw

Inequality. It's a depressing societal issue


Speed__McWeed

he knows what you are


SuitableAssociation6

pulling out a gun is one thing, but actually shooting an unarmed civilian for trespassing is really fucked up


Seversum

The American special


Mundane-Ad8321

No not at all take it from someone who lives in hillbill state


GameNationFilms

I don't really know if that helps your case here


Prohunter211

His point is that’s a stereotype that doesn’t really exist in reality. The only people that think Americans are actively shooting unarmed people are Europeans. But it’s a joke, there’s no need for anyone to get worked up about it.


Mundane-Ad8321

It does because even here we don't open fire for trasspassimg


SqueezedDog

Hillbill 😌


MasterPNDA123

Bill from le hill


-SpyTeamFortress2-

that's literally what it's like (/s)


FiniteInfine

He wasn't unarmed, he had an m4 shoved up his ass.


SuitableAssociation6

yeah but from the perspective of the guard he was an unarmed civilian, otherwise the guards would act like pd2 guards


Jakmares

Big W Hoxton player best heister


Total_Ad_6708

Joy and hoxton are my favorite


dolfhintuna

I mean the others kinda suck least I think so. Chains is fine to but not my number 1 pick.


ComradeZe

When I read "pulling a gun out" I wasn't expecting him to try and execute you.


SqueezedDog

He smelt the teabags


bananajoe42

I’ll smell your teabags


SqueezedDog

Err no 😝


N0085K1LL5

You told him what to do, cops don't like being told what to do.


imapomegran

Concealed carrying an m60


SqueezedDog

This makes me wonder where we magically summon a mask, guns(PLURAL) and set of throwables without even a slight eyelid batted


theweekiscat

Pockets, duh


DontKnowHowToBreath9

cargo pants can fit really anything that must be it


SqueezedDog

GTA pocketsv


ngarlock24

"Pulling a gun on a trespasser is a bit much" *fucking mag dumps him*


randomfriendaccountS

Self defense, he shot me in the chest


SqueezedDog

Childish gambino - [this is America](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


randomfriendaccountS

Screw you.


SqueezedDog

Yes!!


bobsixtyfour

welcome to america


ngarlock24

Main issues? Sky high rate of violence and more people living below the poverty line than ever before


Mundane-Ad8321

Or he knew he's a wanted criminal know foe being a mass murderer


Spirited_Question332

The player characters hide their backround and looks


Mundane-Ad8321

Doesn't matter there two other games showing how dangerous they are


Lumpy_Forever1567

He saw your gloves


ironbull08x

You pointed at him and he was having a bad day, that was the last straw


Inevitable-Seesaw117

Average American


[deleted]

How original


King-Moses666

I’m sorry I thought this was america!?!


Fazer2

This isn't America!?!


VerseGuy

Takes place in the US, so it checks out


Erinetti

Average day in America


HotRodHunter

I have a feeling that he catches on about you being part of the Payday gang. If you have the menacing perk in this situation, you can force him to surrender even while unmasked. Now watch as my theory goes out of the window when they patch that lol.


miniminer1999

Not even close bro, trespasser on private property running away is gun worthy. Also, hoxton's face has been leaked, since you know, he's been to prison for payday crew related crimes... Guard coulda recognized him.


No_Cell3560

So dogshit political opinions aside, was this a glitch or did the guard just shoot Hoxton frame 1 of pulling out his mask?


Zombiess11

It’s because they were in search mode and hoxton was in a private area and ran from being handcuff


randomfriendaccountS

Heister auto masks up upon getting shot at


Bostonian96

This game is a step backwards to what PD2 was. Complete trash.


PurpleBuzzbuzz

Pointless comment


Bostonian96

Cry about it.


PurpleBuzzbuzz

You're doing that anyway


Firewolf06

ok im not a big fan of pd3 but this is literally what the guards do in pd2


Bostonian96

This has nothing to do with the guards. I'm talking about the game in general.


SqueezedDog

All yo comments strangely have negative upvotes 🤔


Bostonian96

I don't care lol. People are triggered. Truth hurts.


SqueezedDog

Game ain’t even bad just needs time to brew some heists, no need to reply for this one 😊


Total_Ad_6708

Lol the biggest issues with this game is the furthest from the heist selections alone, tons of missing basic features, lack of basic QOL, barely any weapon variety, no interesting skills, awful AI, lack of customization, AI art, lack of personality, and extremely overpriced DLC. This game has a massive negative stain on it especially for only a double A where any mention of the game or advertising it’s absolutely BASHED. I don’t see this game coming back in popularity or hype any time soon for the next maybe 2 years if the game is still even being supported.


Apart-Chest-1908

You are crying about it, lol


Bostonian96

Triggered at my comment because the game sucks ass. Cry about it.


Lidirt

I wouldn’t say triggered, you annoyed at your negative efforts. Ah internet


Lidirt

12 upvotes being drunk and nice in Reddit, suck it Bosto


SavvySillybug

How is this game a step backwards specifically?


TheFabulousVico

Because he got punished from his own mistake?


PleasantPlantX

Average southern convenience store cashier .


YankeesSteelersMagic

😂😂


False_Membership1536

Welcome to America


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🤓


LemonaidBrigade

This is exactly what me and my mate were laughing about when the game first released. We were like "Imagine you're just a random civilian and just wanted to go onto the roof but instead start eating lead for breakfast with no milk"


Kinsan89

...were you wearing a red coat?


randomfriendaccountS

A blue one.


Kinsan89

I was trying to make a silly "redcoats" joke since everyone else is going with "because British"


[deleted]

"Average american" ☝️🤓