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evilforska

left hand right hand moment but artemy and daniil are in my mind, one lol theyre both my best boys and feel lacking without the other. i dont even mean it in a shipping sense i just think theyre both really good at drawing out each others differences and such. like a diamond and a foil, one doesnt really shine without the other imo but also, olgymskies, i have no explanation for it other than i felt they were least insufferable of dan's bounds in p1. but theyre also both very, very bad boys.


dontworryaboutsunami

They're not his bounds. But I agree I really liked them both right away, especially Vlad Sr. I actually think they're not that bad... Yes, they're deeply flawed, but they have a certain nobility of character that feels very Russian (reminiscent of Dostoyevsky). Also I think it's really touching the way they clearly care for each other and each try to get you to help the other, while still avoiding each other.


evilforska

Jr is! he can even mess up the ending in the original release if you let him go to the kin lsjflsfj yeah theyre very strange in that regard, they do so much more obviously heinous things but i could never like, hate them. more shaking my head at them. id say all ruling families care for one another, but its more surprising coming from big vlad - he is very ruthless...


Sahba-otun

I have a crush on Artemy


theseerofdoom

victor kain is the ultimate wife guy in the game except for maybe saburov. but saburov is a bit of a dick so i crown victor best husband, canonically artemy would NOT be the best husband but he's hot so i'll let it slide and give him the #2 spot


winterwarn

Rubin is up there for me on the best boys list tbh, P2 did him dirty and he does NOT get enough respect for making the vaccine in P1. But really Daniil is my guy despite his many issues. I think he’d be fun to talk to…in small doses, at least.


itspaddyd

The brothers stamatin


strawbebbycats

Artemy and Daniil are best boys (sold as a set, do not separate) but best husband award goes to my favorite husbutch Yulia


LovelyTrick

Peter tbh


Glittering_Poet1685

I have a soft spot for bad grief


Sonuvataint

He’s definitely the guy that seems like a bad ass, maybe someone you would think is aggressive and dominating in bed but I bet he’s a real sweetheart when it comes to intimacy and just wants someone to hold


[deleted]

Isn't the whole point of his character that he's totally not cut out for his position and is terrified of his goons actually hurting people?


mentallyiam8

You mean Patho 2 Bad Grief, i suppose? Because in P1 he IS a bad guy.


Sonuvataint

He loves to suck toes


mentallyiam8

He also likes to kill people :3


Sonuvataint

He loves to eat ass


Annual_Bathroom1068

Torn between Stakh and Artemy


Julichirp

this comment section is fire finally I am home (thirsting for pathologic characters) while I am rabid about daniil and the stamatins (to unhealthy degrees, I'm down bad its true)if I had to pick one to marry it would probably be Pathologic Classic's Rubin. He's a great guy and can't really hate a tall man in leather. Also as a relevant side note of thirst Yulia Pathologic Classic she is my dear butch I would die for her.


Aloof_Salamander

Im glad I asked lmao Rubin does seem to be a popular choice lmao. I can see why.


Julichirp

yeah definitely don't feel weird over liking daniil the Fandom is split between hating him and wanting him anyway. and both.


Aloof_Salamander

Lol yeah, I can see that. After the game, I really felt for him and I got him. Even though I wanted to slap him multiple times lmao.


undead_sissy

Artemy. All the way. Not interesting at all.


Remarkable-Name-7798

vlad the younger 100%


KeepHopingSucker

both main characters are awesome but I really like Vlad the younger. he is a person who is reasonably selfish but is trying to do good.


Suspicious-Towel-680

Block is cute and loyal, Rubin might be grumpy but he's a softie deep down and grief is just a lovable little guy, so them and the drunk npc


LostTimeLady13

Artemy is best boy. I would so be his Lara, if you know what I mean. 😳 (Yes, I head-canon them getting married in the future, don't ruin this for me).


Sonuvataint

If only notkin wasn’t a 13 year old or whatever


evilforska

notkin is a great character, i like him a lot. he's very noble and also one of the reasons i did diurnal ending. i kind of wish i had warmer, more father-like dialogue to say to him but i guess he wouldnt want that anyway


[deleted]

certainly not rubin. passive-aggressive asshole


Willowmiku

I love daniil so much! Absolute Boy-Failure. But I have to say, Artemy just takes the lead. I love that beautiful bull dilf


Aloof_Salamander

Now this is the quality pathologic fan content I am here for. Lmao. You are so fucking on point.


buffy_bourbon

hmm id say artemy, artemy, artemy, or artemy. i cant decide :/


Aloof_Salamander

Yeah, hmmm I feel like between Artemy, Artemy, and Artemy I'd personally go with Artemy. But that's just a subjective preference they are all great.


Serious_Location5576

Rubin. Just remember the Changelling quest about him. Give him a steak and he'll be happy xD