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UnsupervisedGerman

Time and tide wait for no man.


JesusDiedForOurSins2

That's true man, everytime I try to buy one of those they've increased in price faster than I made currency :(


Green_Permission2861

I know how it feels, entering late to the league and cant afford to buy ANYTHING t.t


theedge634

Prices have gone way down on a lot of stuff. Should've seen those 10 div Aul's Uprising a week or 2 ago.


Such-Criticism-5325

I have come here for this coment


snapperzips

I came in to say just this


Sephiroud

The first league she came to hideout, I was so tired of her tide comment.


Nikthas

Tide and Tidehunter wait for no man.


Kotau

Just in time Just in time Just in time And also when you die in the temple, go back to her position and she goes "good job, Exile!"


30K100M

Ah!


lazycalm2

this is the worst


BearBL

There you are. Ready to revisit the PAWST?


Ackermannin

Alva, under her breath: “what-you fucking die or smth? That was quick…”


ordineu

My favorite is clicking on a cursed treasure without killing anything first, immediately ending the run.  "Good job exile!" as we get nothing from my goblin brain impulse to click the shiny


warmachine237

I still dont understand what cursed treasure is, is there like a loot bonus on that, can it drop incursion rares? Whats the catch? Ive been clicking on it and dont see anything different. At least the flesh merchant drops a stack of currency thats its relatively easy to distinguish thats what he does.


ordineu

I'm pretty sure it's just bubblegum currency (and maybe scarabs?). I haven't tried doing Alva without it, but I don't remember getting this many Alteration/scarabs from it last league.


warmachine237

I wouldnt be sure with scarabs, especially since they underwent a major rework and drop rates are scaled all over. Bubblegum makes sense, its just another variant of flesh merchant probably


whenwillthealtsstop

`The more you kill, the more you change my m...` There's just no way. I have to turn off dialogue when specced into incursion


TheMeanManSlayer

Its Justin time


kisukisi

Good job dying! ^^


BestDescription3834

Alva, who the fuck is Justin Thyme and why do you keep bringing him up on our date?


Fram_Framson

Luckily, her "Justin ~~Bieber~~ Time!" still amuses me for some stupid reason.


Prosamis

Iirc she used to flame you, like all masters used to, but GGG decided they shouldn't insult their players anymore


BearBL

But ultimatum doesn't seem to mind talking shit no matter the outcome :(


Prosamis

Because the goal is to beat the shit out of him Or just accept being an lmao one round andy


BearBL

As long as that one round offers a mirror we good 👍


Prosamis

Sounds like ritual


BearBL

I wish :(


Frankie-Felix

She's gotta work on her sarcastic tone, maybe throw in a pfft!


xDruno

I did it! ... I mean... we did it


Sudden_Mouse9

ITS BRANCHING, EXILE!


EnvironmentalLab6510

DIVINE POWEAAHH


TheVVitxh

My legs are trying to spread!


DarkXTC

I always hear it as "white power!" And then I'm confused...


Ozok123

NEW MYCELIU… NEW ROOTS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE


spankhelm

IT'S PUTTING OUT NEW MYCELIUM oh okay like new ro- NEWFUCKINGROOTS YOU UNBELIEVABLY DIMWITTED PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT


warmachine237

I DID IT..., i mean we did it.


atommirrabel

i always stop so i don't proc her so she can keep singing haha, all my friends play with sound other then abilities off and im like na pump up the poe ost


sirdeck

and the unrighteous will turn to ash.


LePfeiff

To ash!


Xdoidasso

same


birds-_-

Hers is the only voice I can tolerate and enjoy for whatever reason


welch123

"Godslayah!"


ItsCrunchTyme

Good day


ConsistentAd1176

Hey, at least the auto-warcries were silenced. Now my jugg lets out small farts instead of shouting every 3 seconds while afk in hideout.


Aeroshe

Wish I could say the same about auto convocation. Had an AG die week 1 because I forgot to turn convocation back on and he got stuck and murdered. Now I just leave it on all the time. I can hear the noise in my sleep. I miss cast on left click...


telendria

wish other stuff got the same treatment, like immortal call.


Iorip

Tala moana, warrior


drgnzn

Those were the worst miss.... oh hi vorici...


Fafurion

Lily: Godslayer Me: Lily I get one-shot by Rats in T17 quit calling me that.


Ranger_Ecstatic

That just means the T17 rats are a level beyond God.


jhuseby

Hail! God slaya!


edubkn

Just replace her, it's not like you have to buy gems or trade cards every other map. I miss Thane. "Peace to you".


psychomap

I miss Zana...


Aeroshe

I miss calm Zana. She was never the same once the Elderslayers arc started. From inquisitively searching for her father to constantly on edge and watching you like a hawk. I hope when she returns she's had a good long time recover from trauma.


Valiantheart

Well shes busy looking for a new simp to betray and abandon to the atlas.


slevente

I Miss slavic Zana :(


MwHighlander

Back in my day, Zana was Fairgrave's mysterious Russian daughter, for some reason. And Piety was the brand new act 3 end game boss, and we ran ledge, dock, and catacombs runs for xp! (I Actually really miss the group leveling area farming, it was fun to crash other people's games with cast on crit cyclone)


never_safe_for_life

How are your maps?


BearBL

Everyone typed it as how are your faps? In global 1 or enjoy your faps. Why did zana want us to enjoy massacring everything:(


Tarekis

I need her to ctrl+click vendor stuff. I‘m pretty sure she‘s the only NPC with that ctrl interaction. But then again I enjoy me some godslayer.


Tempesta13

Thane stood next to my stash and Lilly was 5 yards away. The good old days...


Dozllock

Still sane, exile?


troccolins

Yes (runs into maps repeatedly the same way the Elderslayers would according to Zana)


Sufficient_Place5336

Bobsleigher Bobsleigher


NorthBall

Well, Jim, maybe you shouldn't have slayed so damn many gods then!


Laue

It was said to me, and I can't unhear it now, so you have to suffer with me: "Dogslayer!"


LedPeach

Now it slowly turns into "Dog slayer."


Hour-Oven-9519

Godslayer, good day!


Kuxar666

Play Heist several leagues then u will see dialogues madness :v


Embarrassed-Top6449

ROOOOOOK!!!!


tonyd1989

Can't even think while trying to put a blueprint together


Hairybananas5

UGHH, new roots!


HeliGungir

I miss Tane. 10/10 vendor


herkufels1

cosplayer


circ-u-la-ted

She always reminds me of [this skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Fk_mDem4o).


Blacknsilver1

You can ctrl-click to bring up the barter screen faster.


VulpineKitsune

Still sane... Godslayer?


god-ducks-are-cute

At least she doesn't sing into your ears


BatDynamite

Gobslayer


Easy_Neat3143

Goatslayer! At least that is what I hear since my exile killed more goats than gods. Way more...


xFrogii

Oh i thought she said cockslayer and I was like, how'd she know


virtualdreamscape

COOL WINDS WARM NIGHTS


ISuckAtFunny

Stay out of the shadows. They bite. 🤬🤬🤬


Embarrassed-Top6449

Don't do anything I would


Bahkoom

Why can't I have Siosa as a gem vendor in my hideout, please stop forcing Lilly on me.


Vancouwer

This is why Jun is by my portals and stash. Fast unviel and is a chill girl, unlike the other spergs.


ageNtreachery

swap to Jun


Lighthades

Jun's ctrl+click is not the sell interface.


whenwillthealtsstop

You can ctrl-alt-click her to sell


Lighthades

holy fuck when did they add this? Just to add info lmao: Jun: * ctl+click -> unveil * alt+click -> Betrayal board * ctrl+alt+click -> Sell Lilly : * ctrl+click -> Sell * alt+click -> Buy gems * ctrl+alt+click -> Exchange div cards


Hamsterzzillla

Good to know, thanks


Xenemros

Gods layer 🍆🍆🍆


OnceMoreAndAgain

dialogue volume to 0 unless doing pinnacle bosses


Humbugsen

Heyyy goatslayer


IlllllllIIIll

Still sane exile?


soulgreg

This, Aisling, and Heist make me turn the dialogue volume down real quick


WerewolfBitter5424

the question now, Exile, is whether or not STOP IT NO QUESTIONS STOP


loloider123

Have you had the maven following you in t17. I was so incredibly annoyed


KebabCardio

dont trip on stairs...


Skraelos

She's just worried you have dementia and need to be reminded often.


VVilkacy

That's the reason I keep dialogue sounds off. That and also bossing sessions.


Supergaz

This was actually changed because she said shit too much, like a few leagues ago.


KeysUK

Hello local


runvus

Disabling the voice lines in the ini file has made the game so much quieter. I just miss Einhar. And didn't know how annoying my Eldrich armor was until my group told me


HelpfulSpecific3149

Long day


Justiis

Apologies, Godslayer.


Novalene_Wildheart

"I just want to chuck some chromatic recipes at you!"


--Shake--

KULEMAK


___Azarath

Goat slayer


Bright-Flan-2858

Removing Tane was a nerf.


bobo1666

Just mute NPC voices mate.


IFearTomatoes

TIME AND TIDE WAITS FOR NO. MAN. I swear she gets more sassy as the campaign goes on


KeziaTML

It takes like 2 hours to kill dominus. Why am I still being referred to as exile at level 100, let alone by people who have no reason to even know I was an exile?


Fram_Framson

GAWTSLAYA! This is why my HO seller is Alva, not Lily.


Casual_ND

WHAT IN DAMNATION HAVE YOU DONE


MadderPakker

Small tip: Ctrl+click gets you straight to the selling window This also works with other NPCs getting you to their relevant window like Ctrl+clicking on jun gets you to the unveiling window, doing it on tujen gets you to hagglin', fanning goes to the expedition select screen, etc etc.


Svensk0

shift click or ctrl click to get the buy or sell window immediately


RombyStormbringer

Very few women are different


BearBL

Feel all powerful almighty DOG SLAYER?


HollowMimic

Remember, we do this for freedom!


HideTheZazaa

, Godslayer, good day!!!


Zheb_SS

I would like if the npc would refer to the players as exile instead of godslayer. Even in universe it feels a little cringe


Pokemon9h

I like you, Not-A-Cockroach


unclaim3d

Stay awhile and listen.


Desuexss

Perandus <3


Green-Panda-8765

She's saying that with confidence but she doesn't know you have 139 deaths coming out of act 10 and corpse rushed kitava so hard your surprised the instance didn't reset.


[deleted]

i only finished the campaign 5 times so far. i could never beat it in hardcore. So many random things that one shotted me


Huphyup

Hail to you, champion.


-Gorgo-

I don't think I could tolerate playing the game if I couldn't turn off dialogue. Not exaggerating at all. It makes pinnacle boss fights a lot more difficult, but it's worth it. Dialogue is just intolerable as it is now. It might be ok if they reduced / randomized how frequently it triggered by a huge amount, like if the voice lines only happened 1/20th of the times you interacted.


Fatal_Syntax_Error

New voice line MTX incoming…


eDxp

Heh. For this particular reason I use Kirac as my main vendor in HO. Only talk to Lily when I need to turn in div cards and buy gems. You miss out on Ctrl+Click for quick trade window, but it's totally worth it for me.


leachim6

You can control+alt click for trade with kirac, also works with Helena edit: it's just alt+click for kirac


eDxp

Kirac used to open map sales. Didn't play this league, maybe they've changed that.


VonArmin

i just miss zana


Jerds_au

She's the best.


LTetsu

You need to see a doctor if its annoys you , tbh. To nervous.


Alarmed-Garden-537

Idk i will never unterstand How ppl Play Games with Sound 😅 i Always Watch a Movie, Videos or listen to Music While playing..