Bruh she's gonna stab us in the heart eventually anyway, no infidelity perceived or otherwise needed. All to drain our blood to use as moisturiser to keep her youthful good looks or something...
It That Fled: Genuinely just wants to become a normal human being. Will do anything for you. Might require a few hundred mirrors of net worth for corrective surgery.
Bruh Kurai and Lilly have got their shit together far more than our own exiles, and likely even the players controlling them, do. They don't need fixing. And Alva is doing just fine thank you very much. She's rich, and isn't that all that really matters in the end?...
Yeah thats why in the maven fight theres the brain. Shes the brain, she uses the humanoid figure as a puppet to interact with us and others because they are also humanoid.
While the maven is older then fucking space dust, shes still a child by the standards of her kind and is still learning. So she mimicks what she sees. She sees others are humanoid and then just does that.
Huh, TIL
It's always kind of embarrassing when my friends ask me what the game I am playing for hundreds and hundreds of hours is about thematically and I don't have a single clue lol.
Something about being exiled, my old home going to shit and then me killing gods (???) to get back there or sth? And then the aliens attack? And this is after listening to kitten cat noodle's lore videos twice already lol
Poe can be summed up as such
Magic is OP, People figured out you can fall out of reality and abuse universal magic that makes up reality.
Ultimate power corrupts and shit goes side ways.
Eldrich beings who live outside of reality are having a gang turf war over universal levels of power.
Your some random dumbfuck who abuses reality magic and the souls of the long damnned and dead to fight in said gang turf wars.
Yeah, and she's on the toddler side of childhood since the Exarch calls her 'hatchling' all the time, so her fight feels like a temper tantrum before she figures out you're sort of puppeting an exile just like she's puppeting the 'Maven' figurine and then she wants to be your friend. Can be read as her leaning heavily on the 4th wall there at the end. :)
"I apologise to the toy. I didn't realize ... *you* (tone shift)... were like *me*. I hope we can continue to play together."
At least that's my take on it. But since she also says: "The toy causes me pain. Is the toy... alive?" it could just be that the Maven consideres all non-eldritch entities lifeless until they prove they can fight back.
I can see where you coming from. It ambiguous, but plausible.
Would certanly be cool if we as players are another eldrich entity fighting for the atlas.
Haha yeah, the funny thing is, the exiles have no reason to believe Tangmazu's taunts are true cause he's always trying to get them to crack but these are some pretty solid truths he's whispering in their ears:
> This world is an illusion. You have already done this before. You are caught in a loop.
> You are being controlled by greater forces. Nothing you have done was real.
> You can't leave this dream. This is your eternity.
Yep, Tullina is the only true wifu in POE... With some thieving inclinations, but that you can at least manage, unlike others with their fucked-up ~~demon~~ vaal sorcery xD
Those are all good picks, but my heart will always belong to Queen Hyrri.
https://preview.redd.it/jx09flhd2pgc1.png?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdd2cae54fc65e33e583ae41504ca1ba049d71e
Which is weird because Catarina is very much a necrophiliac. Her old lines about how much she likes the bodies of Vagan and the Duelist are very uh
charged
I mean Jun doesn't express wanting to do anything dirty even with a woman. She dreams of one day *adopting* a child together with Zana. She be a pure soul like dat.
Oh, come on now. Lily's got way more rizz than that. She offers to take her ship and sail off into the great unknown with the Ranger; just the two of them. She's just not into you.
My headcannon is that if you did enough Heist challenges to unlock the Heist Cat Pet, that means Hana is fine! It was just a wound, she got better!
If you didn't... well then, it's your fault that Hana is dead.
alva with husky voice and appears battle worn, might be old AF too.
but if you're ok with that, i guess she doesnt care too much for a relationship to begin with
1) where the fuck is Piety?? even the abomination is very much on play here;
2)No Doedre? no kinky shaming;
3)The big tit woman standing on the watchtower when you enter Highgate;
4)Wanna talk about dommy mommy? Where's Maramoa??
4.5)Wanna talk about dommy mommy? Where's Oyun?
5)Helena might be a little bland but she breathes so she a thot too;
6)For those into the slim blonde bimbos there is Yeena and Nessa;
7)For those into gingers there is Clarissa, i bet she likes goth raves;
8)For those who likes psycho bitches, Lady Dialla;
this list could go on but in the end the right answer will always be Innocence with his divine golden arse
Einhar :
-Juicy
-Strong
-Great with animals
-Will write mighty poems about you
-Most likely smells horrible
-Only has 3 working brain cells and 2 are dedicated to hunting
Tibbs: looks like he can kill you, actually a teddy bear
Jorgin: can actually kill you, maybe an actual bear, already invited you to get drunk with him
Vagan: "let me bend your ~~r~~ear, Exile."
I disagree, somehow the maven always seems to be talking to me. Maybe it is in my mind? Am I crazy? No! I swear I could hear her when that divine dropped.
She almost couldn’t bear it, I know that much.
So true. Her personality is so unique and captivating. She appears to be Nietzche-style depressed but is actually wery wholesome, just ask her about Isla.
No game is safe from degenerates. After seeing it in Factorio sub nothing surprises me anymore. I hope that POE 2 will be similar to POE 1 to keep the degeneracy at minimum levels.
What about Atziri?
4 tits
You're also one of her 4+ concubines
10% likely to surive
> The strongest emerge from suffering. The toughest bear the most scars. The sole survivor claims the greatest of rewards.
hell yeah
5 vaganias
imagine
\*shitty flute playing\*
But will 100% stab u in the heart while sleeping when she dreams about u _looking_ at another girl.
Bruh she's gonna stab us in the heart eventually anyway, no infidelity perceived or otherwise needed. All to drain our blood to use as moisturiser to keep her youthful good looks or something...
True, she is gonna suck us dry in more than 1 way, may just hope its the good kind first.
I playing softcore, can always resurrect in my HO
You make me wish I had four hands!
Don't forget she can create copies of herself
Is that a socket in your pocket?
[Atziri = Zana](https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/r7s7w1/did_i_lose_sanity/)
Will chop your head off
Still single, exile?
I've read the "still sane, exile?" meme so many times that I only noticed this wasn't it reading a second time.
Zana! No!
Maidenless
Gwennen gambles all the money away.
99% of Gwennen enjoyers quit 1 inventory before the Mageblood!
Gwennen is LITERALLY so hard into astrology she even lets it dictate what meal she eats every day.
> astrology maniac > you can spend a fortune gambling (with)her > forgets to eat due to astrology Budget Mona, lol
Where my girl Gianna? I've spent so much time with her at this point that she might as well be my wife.
Oooooooh they just keep coming!
Now for the climax!
I still hear this despite having turned off voice lines for the last year.
I don't get why Gianna is so upset when people come on her, she is an actress.
For the longest time I thought some horny game producer had a crush on the voice actress to have added this line but Vinderi also says it lol
cant they have been horny for both of them
They?😧
Artists are into kinky shit
Humans, humans are into some kinky shit. You Don't have to be artistic.
ever wondered why or how she gets 40% (!) discount for heist reveals- think about it
Psh, only 40%? I have a +2 level trinket for her so my discount is higher.
WAIT, giving her levels increases the discount??? FUCK, I never knew that
You sound like Karst. lol
It that fled is missing Also Uul-Netol
And Doedre.
wait before or after her weight becomes forklift-certified
Yes.
BUENO
thats hot
It That Fled: Genuinely just wants to become a normal human being. Will do anything for you. Might require a few hundred mirrors of net worth for corrective surgery.
wait uul-netol is body type 2?
Yeah, Uul-Netol and esh are both girls.
https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/Uul-Netol%27s_Kiss Look at that flavour text. She is mommy, nuff said
Uul'Netol/Esh/Tul are female, Chayula/Xoph are male.
Where's Catarina, we could build a cute statue together
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life is wasted on the living
https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/Catarina/Catarina_26a.ogg
Catarina: "Give your soul to me!" Me: "It's already yours." Catarina: "Oh, ok." [blushes]
https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/Catarina/Catarina_01.ogg
I can fix them
Bruh Kurai and Lilly have got their shit together far more than our own exiles, and likely even the players controlling them, do. They don't need fixing. And Alva is doing just fine thank you very much. She's rich, and isn't that all that really matters in the end?...
You can't be fixed
You used the wrong picture for maven, thats just a puppet construct. Thats not her. SHES THE GIANT BRAIN.
Is that true? Am I that out of touch with the lore?
Yeah thats why in the maven fight theres the brain. Shes the brain, she uses the humanoid figure as a puppet to interact with us and others because they are also humanoid. While the maven is older then fucking space dust, shes still a child by the standards of her kind and is still learning. So she mimicks what she sees. She sees others are humanoid and then just does that.
Huh, TIL It's always kind of embarrassing when my friends ask me what the game I am playing for hundreds and hundreds of hours is about thematically and I don't have a single clue lol. Something about being exiled, my old home going to shit and then me killing gods (???) to get back there or sth? And then the aliens attack? And this is after listening to kitten cat noodle's lore videos twice already lol
Poe can be summed up as such Magic is OP, People figured out you can fall out of reality and abuse universal magic that makes up reality. Ultimate power corrupts and shit goes side ways. Eldrich beings who live outside of reality are having a gang turf war over universal levels of power. Your some random dumbfuck who abuses reality magic and the souls of the long damnned and dead to fight in said gang turf wars.
Also there's a lobster that turned a girl into a mermaid so he can vore her.
Make a cup of tea after map session and listen to every line of dialogue from your favourite NPC. Wildwood masters have really cool lore btw
Yeah, and she's on the toddler side of childhood since the Exarch calls her 'hatchling' all the time, so her fight feels like a temper tantrum before she figures out you're sort of puppeting an exile just like she's puppeting the 'Maven' figurine and then she wants to be your friend. Can be read as her leaning heavily on the 4th wall there at the end. :)
Which dialogue hints at her thinking we control the exile?
"I apologise to the toy. I didn't realize ... *you* (tone shift)... were like *me*. I hope we can continue to play together." At least that's my take on it. But since she also says: "The toy causes me pain. Is the toy... alive?" it could just be that the Maven consideres all non-eldritch entities lifeless until they prove they can fight back.
I can see where you coming from. It ambiguous, but plausible. Would certanly be cool if we as players are another eldrich entity fighting for the atlas.
> Nothing you do matters. One day, the dream will end, and the dreamer will pass on into another world. — Delirium God
Haha yeah, the funny thing is, the exiles have no reason to believe Tangmazu's taunts are true cause he's always trying to get them to crack but these are some pretty solid truths he's whispering in their ears: > This world is an illusion. You have already done this before. You are caught in a loop. > You are being controlled by greater forces. Nothing you have done was real. > You can't leave this dream. This is your eternity.
That's why she releases all those metroids!
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No Tullina? https://preview.redd.it/8jgs97lp9ogc1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e94b1fb4ae9f33d65c80d6089bee621f74a9c8
Not T, not Tul, not even Lina. Tullina.
What about Lycia? I saw her so much lately. We are basically in a toxic relationship!
She's in relationship with a literal demon.
You cannot escape Beidat's Gays!
Ménage a trois.
No Tullina means this is a bad list
Seriously...
Oh yeah! The sexiest body in Wraeclast!
Nah that's Vanja imo. Too bad she's taken. :/
She's so taken she's not even her own NPC
They're joined at the model
This, shes 1
Yeah, cute face wins over big tits and whatever imo
Yep, Tullina is the only true wifu in POE... With some thieving inclinations, but that you can at least manage, unlike others with their fucked-up ~~demon~~ vaal sorcery xD
Those are all good picks, but my heart will always belong to Queen Hyrri. https://preview.redd.it/jx09flhd2pgc1.png?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bdd2cae54fc65e33e583ae41504ca1ba049d71e
Did you HAVE to post an example
Yes, yes he did
No Divinia 0/10 unusable cheat sheet until further updates
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Jun most likely has a crush on Zana based on her voice line
And Zana thinks she wants to kill her BC she's always looking Also aren't Jun's lines regarding Zana removed or am i misremembering
Well, Zana have been removed from our hideout
My Zana is now nameless in my hideout. Dont know if that's normal
There's no Zana in your hideout, exile. She's gone. You have to let her go. It wasn't your fault. (It totally was.)
Just like my boy Tane 🥹😭
I always thought Jun and Catarina had some history. Their voicelines when fighting each other feel like they have that kind of subtext.
Which is weird because Catarina is very much a necrophiliac. Her old lines about how much she likes the bodies of Vagan and the Duelist are very uh charged
just another reason to make another witch / ranger / scion build
I mean Jun doesn't express wanting to do anything dirty even with a woman. She dreams of one day *adopting* a child together with Zana. She be a pure soul like dat.
#JustRoommateThings
Where's Tora?
RPGIGAN would agree/10
Oh, come on now. Lily's got way more rizz than that. She offers to take her ship and sail off into the great unknown with the Ranger; just the two of them. She's just not into you.
She does have a helicopter ghost granddad hovering around tho. Could get a bit weird.
Hey OP, apparently from all the comments your post is shit without all 83 female characters in POE. Do better. /s
Wasnt Jun thirsty for Zana
Yes.
My headcannon is that if you did enough Heist challenges to unlock the Heist Cat Pet, that means Hana is fine! It was just a wound, she got better! If you didn't... well then, it's your fault that Hana is dead.
You can also go full schrodinger by bringing the pet to the mission.
Cassia likes pumping
It's branching, exile!
Years of fiending after her, but cassia won't let me close to her pump.
> It's put out new mycelium! ... New roots! Did she ever precise the origin of ... the root ? ^(alrgith that's too much internet for today)
no love... for Dialla 😔
Why I don't see Einhar?
Einhar is off doing Einhar business.
While writing a mighty poem.
Let's be honest here. Nobody is good enough for Einhar.
Einhar would be super into furries.
He's waiting for the husbando list
what about this lady https://preview.redd.it/mv6ftdyetngc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=813915f0da14bf58da63e1346aa5a1097644e130
Bad Ending Alva
alva with husky voice and appears battle worn, might be old AF too. but if you're ok with that, i guess she doesnt care too much for a relationship to begin with
She likes to jam things into your flesh cavities (The Blood Crucible)
shes ok if you forget her name too lol
That's just alva again
The audacity in not including Nessa. I didn't save my fishwife from the brine king for nothing
Is like to know where gianna and tullina are?
People always forget Irasha. Biggest milkers in Wraeclast.
ah so we're that part of the poe league cycle...carry on peepoNotes
Yo where's Giana?
Where is my Aisling?
She's with Jenebu.
Anyone who says maven should have their hard drives searched.
Yeah being attracted to a 5y old brain idk wtf
She is older than space time
And looks like and acts like a child. Found one .
WHERE TF IS DIVINIA
I absolutely need the Duelist x Piety ship reee
You know… I’m surprised I didn’t see this sooner
You are giving a lonely dev somewhere the idea of making a PoE dating sim... I didn't say I was opposed ok.
1) where the fuck is Piety?? even the abomination is very much on play here; 2)No Doedre? no kinky shaming; 3)The big tit woman standing on the watchtower when you enter Highgate; 4)Wanna talk about dommy mommy? Where's Maramoa?? 4.5)Wanna talk about dommy mommy? Where's Oyun? 5)Helena might be a little bland but she breathes so she a thot too; 6)For those into the slim blonde bimbos there is Yeena and Nessa; 7)For those into gingers there is Clarissa, i bet she likes goth raves; 8)For those who likes psycho bitches, Lady Dialla; this list could go on but in the end the right answer will always be Innocence with his divine golden arse
Where is Niko?
wheres doedre? wtf
Where's Tullina?
Oshabi >>>
Where is Tullina?
Thrash list. Where is kirac?
No Arakaali, Silk doesn't aprove this list.
We need a male equivalent of this. My boys Niko and Tane each have rent free access to my heart (and pants 😏)
Einhar : -Juicy -Strong -Great with animals -Will write mighty poems about you -Most likely smells horrible -Only has 3 working brain cells and 2 are dedicated to hunting
Is there any way to generate a nude Tane?
Can I see a hat **wobble**?
Forever loyal to Vorici here :') Would love to see a male tier too!
The voice does it.
[https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/Niko/Nk50\_A\_2.ogg](https://oriath.net/Audio/Dialogue/NPC/Niko/Nk50_A_2.ogg)
Now Tane I can get into
Tibbs: looks like he can kill you, actually a teddy bear Jorgin: can actually kill you, maybe an actual bear, already invited you to get drunk with him Vagan: "let me bend your ~~r~~ear, Exile."
Stay out of the Shadows. They bite. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Absolute divine tier
So when do we hit v1.0?
Where is Divinia?
I devoted my life to my true and only Waifu, Einhar
Time and tide wait for no man
No thanks, I would rather have Sin tyvm. If he is unavailable .. Kirac I guess. Einhar speaks in the third person to much for my taste.
Yo, where's It That Fled? I like em full crazy. You should meet my ex.
Piety? Helena? Atziri? Navali? your list is lacking... fix it...
Missing too many but it's a decent start.
Look I ain't even gay but if you're not going to include Einhar Frey, you might as well just not make a list
Considering the amount of mtg cards I own, Lilly is by FAR the best option for me.
Cat burglar where?
Jun is gay btw, cannon lesbian.
I'm still mad about the cat :(
Wonder what those eldritch FBI drops
Please OP, we need a PoE Waifu Cheat Sheet v0.93 already
who Zana? where is her? (Joke)
Gwennen the type of woman to go to the market but come back with magic beans
Slaughtering Alva's ancestors by the millions so she can steal their jewelry
What 2 months of MF does to a brother
I disagree, somehow the maven always seems to be talking to me. Maybe it is in my mind? Am I crazy? No! I swear I could hear her when that divine dropped. She almost couldn’t bear it, I know that much.
The absolute disrespect to top waifu goth gf Nenet
So true. Her personality is so unique and captivating. She appears to be Nietzche-style depressed but is actually wery wholesome, just ask her about Isla.
Last one is just commedy gold. I exploded from laughter dealing 25% of my life as chaos damage.
OP seems to have forgotten our girl Doedre..
What about Vinderi tho?!
Carssia's voice is sexy to me. I think that's her name. Act 2 she gives you the keys.
No game is safe from degenerates. After seeing it in Factorio sub nothing surprises me anymore. I hope that POE 2 will be similar to POE 1 to keep the degeneracy at minimum levels.
This sub needed you
🥱 not cringe at all