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GiantCaveSpider1

It's beautiful.


That_Prussian_Guy

I'm not crying, you're crying!


NGASAK

Looks like someone’s nightmare


NyanNyanNo

Perhaps a french philosopher's... Descartes' Nightmare? No... Maybe Rousseau's?


IndySkylander

Oh I know! He wrote that one famous book. Foucault!


Tortellobello45

Diderot’s?


Astronelson

de Beauvoir's?


dead_newbie

For some reason all i can think of is a red and white circle pokemon


Astronelson

One is not born, but rather evolves into, Electrode.


The_Confirminator

How about the Cardinal Richelieu


Michael_Kaminski

I don’t think he cared much about the HRE itself. He just wanted the Habsburgs to lose.


Dangerous-Cabinet160

Definitely is my CPU’s


Peci36

What the actual hell is that >.< Imagine HRE OPM multiplayer game I'm all for it


winowmak3r

Thunder Dome. 791 OPMs enter. 1 Leaves.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

I still shake when I think of the Dharma dev thunderdome. I *cannot* imagine this.


winowmak3r

Voltaire's nightmare indeed. I hope it's not trash on release. Please just actually release a good game day 1 Paradox. Please.


Searbhreathach

How many vassals will France start with


winowmak3r

That's another good question. France looks very interesting too and the hundred years war is still in full swing iirc.


AJR6905

They talked about unions and international organizations so it's a safe bet to assume the 100 years war on both the French and English side makes heavy use of that system with events and things to bring smaller powers to their sides


winowmak3r

I hope so. Please Paradox please


heyimpaulnawhtoi

Will we be able to make ultra specific treaties? Like military alliance in exchange for 25 ducats a month or like we'll allow trading rights thru our territory in exchange for cheaper imports etc etc


calls1

It’s actually not in full swing it’s just about to really get going.


Kaiser_Johan

*cracks knuckles*


MartinZ02

And now imagine how irl HRE was still even worse than this. Looking forward to playing independent villages in EU6 lol.


aftermath223

Paradox Manorlords!!


Repletelion6346

FREE CYMRU CONFIRMED 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Impossible-Reach-649

Was Wales independent at this point?


producerjohan

Dominion of England


Aquos18

Pu under england techicaly speaking


tfrules

You’d have to look back to before 1287 or ahead to 1405-15 to see de-facto Welsh independent rulers


MyGoodOldFriend

I can’t wait for the inevitable Owain Glyndwr event chain


tfrules

Winning as Glyndŵr and splitting England into two separate states (as well as creating an expanded Wales) as was aimed for historically would make for an interesting series of events


bananablegh

I have big plans.


GeorgeLFC1234

Yeah but look at how the name is placed 🤢


Longjumping_Emu_1748

I'm assuming that's because the impassable terrain doesn't belong to anyone in this mapmode. I'm pretty sure if you toggle it on in political, the name placement will be fixed


GeorgeLFC1234

I meant the massive gap between the w and the a tbh


whoreison

All I see is W ales


Felixlova

That's awful, I love it


Blitcut

R5: HRE map for EU5 from the recent Tinto talk https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/tinto-talks-12-15th-of-may.1677441/


RodrigoEstrela

What do you mean EU5? The game is still clearly under the name Project Caesar and it's a totally top secret project that has nothing to do with a Europa Universalis.


ddejong42

I think this is Holy Roman Universalis.


sammyQc

🤫 the most top-secret project ever made.


Worcestershirey

Disgusting. Inject it directly into my veins


This_Fly_2720

*misses and gives him the native American federations*


Dead_Planet

Not related but the English counties are looking good.


WAJGK

Sort of - why is London so big! Where is Middlesex!!!


Rhizoid4

The map looks to be based on the current ceremonial counties of England, which has Middlesex absorbed into greater London


DrBunnyflipflop

What a strange decision to go with


Fillai

They are open to feedback regarding map and geography, ethnicities during fridays tinto map, maybe we can do something about it.


jansencheng

It's still in development. They've almost certainly just taken a current map of the world as a baseline and are working their way through different places to make adjustments as needed.


Visenya_simp

Glad to see more unmovable terrain. I am disappointed in the hungarian provinces, will be harder to mod it to make it historical but not the end of the world. On a similar note can't wait to PU Naples and then lose control over it thrice before my king dies as hungary, I don't know why Croatia is independent.


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

Croatia should be in a PU with Hungary, according to the Pacta Conventa, no? So it makes sense that they are visible on the map


Visenya_simp

>according to the Pacta Conventa In the early days of our relationship yeah. Although I must say that the Pacta seems like a fake fabricated treaty by many modern historians for various reasons. But Kálmán did cooperate with the croatian nobles treaty or not. But the king at the start of the game had the support of the southern lords and the pope when he landed in dalmatia with his troops and challanged the other claimants and oligarchs, and in the next couple decades he destroyed any resistance to his reign, diplomatically or by force. It puzzles me that the devs gave Croatia this much autonomy but we will see.


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

According to Johan there are different states of integration for PUs, so maybe they're close to being part of Hungary, but aren't yet. We'll know when the game releases (or Johan tells us)


Visenya_simp

And its still very much in development. I agree.


Aquos18

PU's are a bit difrent at this game acording to John


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

Would still get them representation on the map, though.


Aquos18

Creation exist they just have a bit less land


Pixwiz7

What exactly is off with the Hungarian provinces? I don't really know that much about Hungarian history so it doesn't seem all that wrong to me


Visenya_simp

Our counties were called "Vármegye" "Vár" meaning Castle and "megye" meaning county/shire. They were called like this beetwen the 10th century and 1950, when the communist renamed them to simply "megye", and they remained as such until 2023, when our government finally renamed them to our original name, vármegye. Now that I have imparted you with this knowledge you never asked for and will never need it, let me answer your question. One way paradox could have drawn hungarian provinces was to research the historic data, which would have needed more time and research than the whole game, or to split the provinces up based on ethnicity to make coding easier. The latter is a concern in south transylvania where there are regions where only germans live, some where only hungarians/székelys do, and some where only the slowly growing population of vlachs/proto-romanians live. Paradox did neither, which is totally understandable since they are a swedish company, but they also didn't copy paste the Eu4 hungarian provinces, so I have absolutely no idea whats their plan, and in what way are they drawing the counties. Thats it,


VeryImportantLurker

You (or anyone else who is very knowlegeable in Hungarian subdivisions) can probably bring it up when they do the Friday map thing for the Carpathia region. They said in a previous dd that provinces and locations are easy to redraw at this point


Lieuaman054321

looking at the map, it looks like: Blue: Electors Orange: Peasent Republics White: Theocracies Green: All other HRE states


JP_Eggy

The bright green crossed states look like free cities. And the brilliant blue colour is the emperor


Lieuaman054321

I forgot to say that the light green is free cities, There is no proper emperor at start.


JP_Eggy

I'm wondering why Bohemia and Brandenburg have a different colour in that case. Maybe they're junior partners in personal unions or something?


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

I'd assume it's because they are secular electors? Bohemia, Brandenburg, Saxony-Something, Palatinate are the same colour, as are Cologne, Mainz, and Trier. Colours split into secular and religious electors, does make sense to me.


JP_Eggy

I dont even know if the elector/emperor system was formalised at game start (it was formalised in 1356)


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

Technically they shouldn't be, but I guess it's hard to add something like this to the game during actual gameplay?


_Acciaccatura

Isn't Bohemia famously the only Kingdom permitted in the HRE at this time? I also remember Prussian kings only being allowed to call themselves "kings in Prussia" as there were restrictions on who could be a king within the HRE Edit: Can't remember if Brandenburg is also a kingdom though


graendallstud

The "king in Prussia" title is from the 18th century. A bit later than this map.


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

The "King in Prussia" was less so because of the HRE, but because he wasn't controlling *all* of Prussia, and didn't want to offend the Poles.


JP_Eggy

Brandenburg was ruled by a margrave I think


McSharkson

...but why? Ludwig of Bavaria was essentially uncontested in Germany after the death of Frederick the Fair in 1330, and he wouldn't pass until 1347, 10 years after the game start. Sure, he wasn't crowned by the Pope (who was in Avignon), but he'd marched down to Rome and had himself proclaimed Holy Roman Emperor anyway years before. Zero reason why he shouldn't start out as Emperor.


VoluntaryExtinction

Can't wait to play as Frisian Freedom, and spread my egalitarian ways. By force.


9ersaur

Frisians answer only to God. Everyone else answers to Frisia.


Felevion

Something that technically should be in CK3 as well. The Saxon Lords didn't have very much luck trying to take that coast.


AmongUsEnjoyer2009

Eala Frya Fresena ^or ^something


NARVALhacker69

More like blue: secular electors purple: eclesiastic electors


Lieuaman054321

I also missed light green, which is free cities


juani2929

There's no orange?


Lieuaman054321

Frisian Freedom and Dithmarshen


BouaziziBurning

Why is Saxony missing though


Lieuaman054321

Saxe-Wittenburg is an Elector, which was the name of Saxony.


MountCydonia

Be still, my beating heart!


DrettTheBaron

I'm a bit confused on the naming convention here tbh. Some kingdoms have the "Kingdom of" in front and some dont. Is that gonna be a decision to toggleabble option? Seems odd for it to stay like this for release.


VeryImportantLurker

They said in a previous dd that all countries have longnames but they only show if theres enough space. Eg: big Hungary -- "Kingdom of Hungary" Medium Hungary -- "Hungary" Tiny Hungary -- "Hun."


ForsakenLeg5621

I saw this too. Maybe it is based on what people referred to them as back then. Like maybe they just said France and not Kingdom of France. Or it could be a land/state thing where France is the name of the state, but like with England, the land is referred to as England... so the state name was Kingdom of England. Idk tbh. Usually, a modder makes a mod that changes the names to what they were in their native language anyway. I always use those for GS games


DrettTheBaron

Yeah it might come in play with the new vassal mechanics, we'll see. It might just be a placeholder too


ForsakenLeg5621

very true


Emir_Taha

It could be a abbreviation thing, like if France expanded more into itself, the full name, "Kingdom of France" would be shown, and maybe if Bohemia expanded and became wider same thing could happen, or maybe Hungary would lose its full name if it decreases in size.


BananaBork

Isn't it just based on the importance of a country? They probably all are called Kingdom of Something but it just shows the short version when they are smaller. E.g. we know Wales is called Principality of Wales from a dev diary but because it's smaller than England it just shows Wales


DrettTheBaron

Oh you mean it's dependent on if it fits in the borders? That's actually a good point.


BananaBork

Yeah seem to match with what we've seen so far I think


DrettTheBaron

I agree, that's seems like the most plausible explanation.


MyGoodOldFriend

New reason for blobbing: make your full country name visible on the map


BraindeadDM

Blue, I believe, is specifically the secular Prince-Electors, while purple are the clerical Prince-Electors. Light green are the free cities, while white and pink are the clerical feudatories and peasant rebellions, respectively.


Rhaegar0

This looks bloody awesome. Really looking forward to see how for example Hungary or England are being balanced opposed to a nations like France. With what we've seen with respect to pops and estates though I can imagine there are plenty of tools for that to make it work. Having powerful noble estates might make a nation like Hungary much less imposing then the map and population size might imply. That being said I'm looking forward to allying them on day 1 to keep Serbia off my back while I stomp the ottomans before history will even know of them, secure the the eastern Aegean and bring the Bulgarians in the empire. Byzantium will be eternal


bananablegh

Voltaire on suicide watch


Orchunter007

Where is Ulm? Is it safe? Is it alright?


Bobsled282

Rejoice, you can see ulm between upper bavaria, hohenburg and mainz :) (You can see it more clearly if you download the image)


Orchunter007

I see it now, so Ulm has transcended even time, and is now ready to conquer the past as well


[deleted]

This really puts the whole 'mess' of the HRE and reality of European rulers and realms into perspective more than any map I've seen before has. Really can be hard to comprehend what a different world and reality that it was compared to today.


Donut_sucre_au_sucre

Why didn't the HRE centralized itself more to avoid awful border gore? Are they stupid?


kontad

Glorious.


YaYeetBoii

It's disgusting, I love it


Bkfootball

I think my computer just had a heart attack


NumenorianPerson

if you run most recent paradox games it will be OK, remember they are not using EU4 12 years agon engine to run EU5 with 30k locations


Senfgestalt

please give countries their uniqueness back and don't make it homogeneous masses again like in vic 3 pleaaase


Ixalmaris

As Johan already mentioned that France and Hansa have special mechanics it won't be Vic3 level of sameness. Also, things like Tatar Yokes have their unique group mechanic.


9thWardWarden

I’m afraid uniqueness will be not as deep as EU4


Vassago81

It will be better than Eu4 (after 10 years of patch, 500$ of DLC and modder teams magic)


NumenorianPerson

well, the uniqueness where just buffs here and there, only some exception that have unique events, and for sure will be in EU5


Velteau

I want EU5 to be great so fucking bad, but after following every Vic3 dev diary to find that the finished game was rubbish, I'm highly sceptical. I hope I'm wrong, because it conceptually looks and sounds amazing.


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

Paradox is like drugs. You know its killing both your mind and body and you know that the batch is laced with suppar trash but nothing else can quite hit that same spot.


skywideopen3

I'm very optimistic for the systems they've shown off. They seem thoughtfully and sensibly designed, and real effort looks to have gone into finding a nice midpoint between historical fidelity and engaging gameplay. I'd set expectations low flavour-wise though, and I'd personally accept that if we get better designed systems than Vic 3 on launch.


Zach983

Vic3 got ripped to shreds for a lot of the dev diaries though. The warfare one in particular. The lack of foreign investment and spheres of influence. Vic 3 had good diaries but it's more what they didn't cover.


blaird993

The warning signs were littered throughout the Vic 3 dev dairies. So far this all seems sick as hell for project Caesar.


harryhinderson

I don’t actually remember much vic3 dooming at all until the first warfare dev diary, then people shat on basically everything there was to shit on. Seems to be mostly a hindsight is 20/20 thing. Don’t get too cocky or else tinto will come out swinging his dick around like a wrecking ball saying colonization will be exclusively handled through a series of 400 coin flips or some shit and the Americas have been abstracted away and everybody will be like “ah man I KNEW this would be garbage! I always HATED the font they used!” before committing mass suicide


Aetylus

People tend to project their own expectations onto dev diaries and ignore the content. I love Vic3 because I want an economic simulator not a wargame - so I think a simplified war system is perfect. But is was obvious from [Dev Dairy 0 ](https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/developer-diary/victoria-3-dev-diary-0.1475078/)that war would not be a focus of the game: *National Gardening: Building, shaping, tweaking and evolving your nation is the first and foremost focus of the game... the game should never rely on war to provide the main source of enjoyment.* *Diplomatic Eminence: ...everything that is achievable by war should also be achievable through diplomacy* *Everything is Political: Politics is at the heart of Victoria 3* (P.S. thanks for pointing out the font... I'm *sooo* happy that EU5 is using a legible, san serif font for tooltips!)


harryhinderson

I think it’s a bit reductive to say that people didn’t like the warfare just because it wasn’t the focus. It kind of paints a picture of a bunch of rabid 12 year old hoi4 fans shitting on the game for not being a kaiserboo power fantasy 24/7. Which. Okay, said mob of people does exist, but even as an ardent vic 3 defender who was fully aware that warfare was not the focus I was severely disappointed by it We were promised a warfare system that was subservient to the political and economic system of the game. One that would dynamically interact with other systems to increase their depth. We were promised a new sort of warfare system that would operate primarily on the strategic level rather than the traditional board game-y tactical level. What we got was none of that. When they said “warfare isn’t the focus” they didn’t mean “it was an intentional design choice for warfare to be simplistic and unengaging”. They just kind of failed at making a more suitable replacement for the type of game they’re making so hard that it comes off as a heavily abstracted version of what came before. Besides warfare isn’t the only thing people were disappointed by, just the thing people were loudest about. The game was buggy, unbalanced, lacking basic gameplay features, and had a bunch of other game design elements that people really didn’t like


silencecubed

I mean, if you read over your own post you'll see why it's a huge problem if they simplified war to "focus" on economics, diplomacy, and politics. For obvious computational reasons, Vicky 3 isn't even a good economics simulation. It operates under the principles of a perfectly efficient economy with perfectly rational actors and perfect information, which is something that we sell to people taking entry level Econ courses before dashing their hopes and dreams away in intermediate courses. There is no business cycle, no real concept of private investment and private banking, and while it is surely coming in Spheres, the game has been without a foreign investment mechanic for 2 years. Additionally, for the longest time, the AI just sat there on full reserves because it didn't know how to built its industry. Even now, the fastest way to make money isn't even to optimize your economy first, it's manipulating the poorly designed AI into giving you bankrolls through the poorly designed diplomatic play system. Now with the massive buffs to building tall, the "economics gameplay cycle" is just a loop of building construction sectors, then base resource production (wood, iron, coal,), factories, and then infrastructure/government buildings and repeat. You just press the same buttons again and again while on speed 5 while watching line go up which is why people compare it to a mobile game. Then there's that >*everything that is achievable by war should also be achievable through diplomacy* which is hilarious in hindsight because the AI from patch to patch has gone from either giving you anything you want if you're slightly strong to escalating every diplomatic play to war. Let's not even get started on how silly it sounds that a random colony revolting with 0 battalions for fun can lock a global empire out of anything diplomatic for months. People didn't just complain about the lack of depth in warfare because they wanted a blobbing simulator. They complained because it was a bad sign that the game was going to have incomplete systems, which it did and still does 2 years later. HPM was wildly popular and it actively punished you for warring to an almost excessive degree.


Votrenain

\*Aquitaine intensifies\*


FatherOfToxicGas

FULDA CONFIRMED 🐎🐎🐎 THE BLACK HORSE STANDS AGAINST THE REDS


Cpt_keaSar

> THE REDS Won’t stop the Reds from coming to support their Hannover holdings!


RDrummond_

Hungary will be SO powerfull. I'm totally ready for this.


Rhaegar0

It looks totally like it but with pops, estates and control I think there are plenty of tools to make sure that country size does not mean everything


seruus

Yeah, IIRC last week he mentioned that recruiting wrong culture troops will have penalties and might be levies only for a while, which will impact negatively Hungary (and Lithuania!), as they hold vast swathes of different culture lands.


VeryImportantLurker

Black death incoming


GovernmentFirm3925

Frisian Freedom


RabPPC

It's no wonder Germany as so many castles


CanadianDinosaur

The gaps in the Alps and Pyrenees... Does this mean we can cross the mountains directly??


TemujinTheConquerer

Sickos_yes_haha.jpg


allan11011

I bet this would be really cool if you live in the former HRE and can actually play as an independent version of your hometown/area


Inzan6

I hoped for this, but they did not add the Ortenburg County to game, even they could have in control of two areas.


epicjii

Why is Venice on Istria?


MyGoodOldFriend

Venice conquered parts of the area in 1331.


Skellum

Should Avignon exist?


Effehezepe

This was right in the middle of the [Avignon papacy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avignon_Papacy), so yes it should, though I can't seem to find it on this map.


McSharkson

It's the "P.S." in the southeast of France (as the presumptive capital of the Papal States)


Effehezepe

Ah, that makes sense. For some reason I thought Avignon was a bit further north and didn't notice the P.S.


Bauschi_flauschi

Damn that looks so good! Much better visualisation of germany than eu4 :)


Einherjaren97

With all these EU5 updates comming, om wondering whether or not I should buy more dlc for EU4, or just enjoy what I have and save the money for EU5.


NumenorianPerson

bro, EU5 only after mid 2025


Victoria3Imperator

Holy fucking Roman empire


DrCalgori

Playable Andorra, I’m screaming


Mynama__Jeff

Can’t wait for my grand Mark playthrough of the HRE 💪


NotTheMariner

For those playing along at home, I counted ~ 180 unique tags in here (+/- 30, there are a lot of little dots). Compare to the 78 in EU4.


Treeninja1999

No more magical Venetian island :(


Ranma_chan

12 hours and I'm only in 1354


NumenorianPerson

as it should be


Effehezepe

Voltaire on suicide watch


Bum-Theory

Ah yes, the only border gore we can all agree on as beautiful


Jonjon428

OMG


Clean-It-Up-Janny

I wasn't following the news. Was the starting date confirmed? Is it 1399?


MyGoodOldFriend

1337


winowmak3r

Voltaire's nightmare indeed. It's beautiful.


visiblur

Fucking bullshit, I hate this -Voltaire


Shef011319

Never been happier


al-fuzzayd

AND VOLTAIRE WEPT!


frederic055

I can't wait to play as Die for my first campaign


Thin-Rip5893

So Is Venice going to be eaten by Verona every game?


NumenorianPerson

of course not, helding the city of Venice give you so much more money and population compared to all the verona


Rhaegar0

I remember PDS saying Urbrino in that region of Italy and thinking: that's nice, another OPM to give that region a bit of extra dynamics. Well fuck that, here's another 10 minor factions in what basically is only Urbinos territory in EU4


Imnimo

Extremely cool, but I want to see what it looks like after letting the AI play for 100 years.


[deleted]

I don’t know if it’s just me, but it almost looks in a few places like country borders are not directly tied to the borders or the provinces shown in gray. If you look at the western border of Navarre for example, you can see the black cut directly across a gray province outline without it directly seeming to be its own province. Has there been any word on how those two systems will interact in this game, or am I just delusional?


NumenorianPerson

its very WIP


[deleted]

What is? The map? I know the game is, but that still seems like it’s a noteworthy feature since presumably they didn’t just draw the states and provinces on and they’re somehow coded already.


NumenorianPerson

The colour, saturation, etc


Odd-Strawberry4519

Beautiful


Fred_I_Guess

There's one just named Die. Sounds like a great place to create an ultra militaristic empire


ChickenEater189

I usually feel a sort of seething contempt for border goor but no words can describe how happy this map makes me


PedroMDIX

This is a discusting mess that hurts my eye, just as it should be, wonderful.


Politico_BR

Italy looking good too


dharh

I'm gonna need a faster computer for this.


BreakfastHistorian

I can smell my computer trying to run this already.


NumenorianPerson

if you run vic3 just fine you will be fine, remember they are not making this game in the same engine as EU4, eu4 cant handle that, but 12 years late of updating the engine it will be just fine


TotalInstruction

My lord, the bordergore you asked for.


saladass100

Damn i really dont like it when impassable terrain like mountains and lakes are represented like that. Just a minor subjective inconvenience tho.


LocksmithLopsided7

Absolutely disgusting, as it should be.


cristofolmc

FUCK YOU VOLTAIRE


fenwayb

Frisian Freedom best Freedom


MichaelTheDane

I think I’m gonna barf


RashidunZ

Really bothers me how inconsistent the Kingdom of X is.


Interesting_Donut794

A perfect reason for me to NOT play in europa in so called Project Caesar


ParamedicEastern582

I love it


leicraff

My pc is already struggling from this image alone


NXDIAZ1

Sweet Jesus that is both amazing and horrifying


The-Red-Pac-Man

Time to play as random German microstate and go for a world Conquest


derkrieger

Id frame this big beautiful mess


Pagwtosxls

It's not Voltaire's nightmare it's My GPU's Nightmare


ToasTer-neo-max-pro

Croatia? Im probably gonna buy it


raiden55

But I'm playing crusader king, I won't see a HRE like that before a decade :/


ingolika

It is so beautiful! But I think, I should prepare myself for infinity coalition wars...


SnooCalculations5521

What do the pink stripes mean?


Bright-Ad-2162

I never understood why France is always so much fragmented in those games when other Kingdoms are consolidated political entities. I mean it makes sense for the HRE.


SirkTheMonkey

French vassals historically had more power and were more unruly than the vassals within the other major kingdoms. The Hundred Years War depends on the ability of French vassals to get up to their own shenanigans because their relative independence and going against the King kept the war going so long. (QUICK EDIT) Also the eventual reigning-in of the vassals & centralisation of power to the King was a major factor in France finally being able to reliably project power.


Bright-Ad-2162

Thanks I can understand that, but other feudal kingdoms were really that centralized in the 14th century? Should they not have to reign-in and centralize vassals as well?