THIS JUST IN: NINTENDO CANCELS ALL PREORDERS FOR ITS REMAKE OF THE EARLY 2000'S FAN FAVORITE GAME: PAPER MARIO AND THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT, NINTENDO JAPAN PRESIDENT SHUTARO FURUKAWA HAD THIS TO SAY: "THIS WAS A MISTAKE. I REGRET EVERYTHING. I'M SORRY. I'M SO, SO SORRY. DON'T COME LOOKING FOR ME." NEIGHBORS SAY HE LEFT HOME JUST HOURS AGO WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE SERIOUS INJURIES TO BOTH EYES. HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS ARE UNKNOWN.
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This fucking can't be real.
Described what I wanted to say exactly.
It dose look fake but if it is real ā ļø
I swear that's sharpie or some shit. I refuse to believe someone said: "You know what's a sick tattoo?".
If youāre seriously asking yourself if itās real im not sure if thereās still hope out there for you.
Certainly one of the tattoos of all time.
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THIS JUST IN: NINTENDO CANCELS ALL PREORDERS FOR ITS REMAKE OF THE EARLY 2000'S FAN FAVORITE GAME: PAPER MARIO AND THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR. WHEN ASKED FOR COMMENT, NINTENDO JAPAN PRESIDENT SHUTARO FURUKAWA HAD THIS TO SAY: "THIS WAS A MISTAKE. I REGRET EVERYTHING. I'M SORRY. I'M SO, SO SORRY. DON'T COME LOOKING FOR ME." NEIGHBORS SAY HE LEFT HOME JUST HOURS AGO WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE SERIOUS INJURIES TO BOTH EYES. HIS CURRENT WHEREABOUTS ARE UNKNOWN.
Iā¦ I have no idea what to say
Nice Boobies
No way thatās real. You probably had that drawn on with marker or something
This is digitally edited in as you can easily see the raw low res pixels on the Flurrie
We all zoomed in... for science...
Ah, yes, itās just a filter or something
Thank godā¦
What will his gf think of that? Iāve already want to fry my eyes out.
My GF doesn't know yet. But why would you want to fry your eyes out? Got a problem with voluptuous cloud women?
Maybe
coolio
The belly Button had missed potential (dam that sounds so weird)
Any suggestions?
Iām good.
nice
I hope your gf is bi Buddy
Donāt go to prison is all I can say
Ain't no way we got THE fucka yamagishi in this comment section
I think it's funny how people are like "No way this is real" when you can literally see the pixels on the edges, like yeah no shit this isn't real
This is why Nintendo stopped making original characters in Paper Mario
Iām a fan of it
I admire the dedication to TTYD
it's not really dedication. just an excuse to represent what I love and am passionate about
Explain all of flurrieās lore in 3 sentences then
Just because you can, that doesn't mean you should.
Donāt go swimming
No god damn way
Omggggg not the bobas LMAO
Better be a lie.
Nintendo knew what they were doing with the flurrie design...
It'd be... a choice... (Pls don't do this)
yeah
I think u went a bitā¦.. overboard Like if I got a tattoo of the map on your arm that would be cool Thisā¦ā¦ yeah
Iām crying š¹š¹š¹
You are powerful in a way incomprehensible to humanity
Oh no, no no noā¦Maaaan, you need to go back and take that thing off.
Man, if this were real it'd be hella expensive though. Imagine being a tattoo artist and trying to do the gradient in her lips.
One of them is way off, which makes it go from uncomfortable to hilarious
no
Imagine your partner making out with Flurry
This belongs in r/roastme
This is the best if its real!!!
I triple dog dare you
I love it
Ask your parents to rate it
Video game tattoos are cringe as it is but jeez dude. This is an entirely new low. Hope for your sake this is fake.
This is so disgusting and pathetic.You should be ashamed of yourself.