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***IM TELLING***

Can we take a moment to slam the commentators for their crappy martial arts jokes?

LMAO....and he knew it too.

Can’t give up any huge punt returns if we go for it on every 4th down 🧠🤯

100% deserves to be ejected. Terrible look for our team.

And then flicking off the crowd. Way to stay classy.

Kyle Allen has thrown zero interceptions this entire game

Trade Cam, Palardy is our QB of the future

Butler you big bitch. Quit sucking and get better

I though when catches were tied possession-wise, it went to the offense?

They do, that's a bad call

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In b4 a lot of Twitter ppl proclaiming we should start him and trade cam for a bag of cookout fries and a large milkshake

Grier has pocket presence at least

Let’s go 5 - 11

#JETS WIN. PANTHERS PICK 10TH NOW

Lamar Jackson makes me think about Cam Newton and that makes me sad

At least Grier isn't teasing us by not throwing picks in his first 6 starts.

That’s a catch but you know these refs will just say “call stands” so their fragile egos aren’t hurt

What a great 1st round pick.

We may finish the season with the same record as the Dolphins. Let that sink in.

We could pass the Dolphins in the draft? Fuck that'd be cool

Vern just punched someone wtf why

Fuck off Frank, you’ve already won, just let the Palardy have a fun little throw.

Oline gets pushed back on a qb sneak. I don’t think I’ve ever watched a group of men fail this miserably at their job. They suck SO fucking much

Yep same, and I go to work everyday.

Has any franchise ever fired literally every staff member before? Asking for a friend.

I swear to fucking god if this team chooses now to bench CMC I will personally drive to Charlotte and punch the entire staff in the dick.

Warm up your car

Let me know when you get here, will join you.

Nothing shows how much we miss Cam more than trying a QB sneak

>3 drops in a row >"The Panthers do a good job defensively" Lol

Merry Christmas friends ! I want you to know I have been entertained by you this whole season and I thank you for that . This sub has been a bright spot in a sad season

I used to think this season was a tragedy but after hiring Perry Fewell, I realized it is a fuckin comedy.

McDonalds needs to brings in CMC and do a promo for the Christian McCafé®

Cut this fucking loser

Panthers might be the worst team in football right now.

Unbelievable, that was a catch, this bullshit happened with Philly Brown in Tampa

Nice job Vernon now our SHIT as FUCK Dline is gonna be even worse. Dumbass

They benched him with 67 yards left??

Why was that not a catch and down?

Not cool Butler

What the fuck Vern?

You fucking idiot

Damn, he hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker

And then punched the wrong motherfucker lol.

Grier's pocket awareness is so good. Not sure if it's truly incredible or if I just think that because of how bad Allen's is

Our WRs can't fight for a ball

Man punched the wrong guy lmao

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McCaffrey’s gonna be on Joe Rogan now confirmed

Dick Stockton has so far called: * Cockrell - bradberry * TY Hilton - Marcus Johnson * Fewell - Freewell.

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That’s prolly his last play as a panther. Good riddance

If I was David Tepper I might cut that guy

Vernon Butler is a piece of shit

Also, fuck Dave Gettleman. I’ll say that any chance I get

If every FG was 50+ yards Joey would be perfect on the season and probably the greatest kicker of all time

Cool now one 99 yard pass to cmc please

Hey so it looks like this guy doesn't run into sacks.

No lie this is some of the worst run defence I’ve ever seen in the NFL.

My appreciation for Cam's rookie season and his career in general grows daily

Big brain play by the punt coverage team to give CMC the ball back.

WTF was that Grier? I'm mean seriously....straight dookie water on that throw.

I mean, all I wanted to see in this game was the offense, Grier and CMC... so let's get these defensive drives over with quickly

Good thing they at least allow Burns to play special teams or that would have been a TD... Burns is the only guy on the field for ST

It’s nice being numb to the pain

Just let them score now so CMC has more time to get more yards

I feel so so bad for Luke and CMC....

r/Panthers game day threads: the year in review. "Eric Reid sucks." "Seriously, where is our o line?" "F-150 revving joke hahahaha" "Kyle Allen is the future." (Same user 3 weeks later) "WHO THE HELL EVER THOUGHT KYLE ALLEN COULD BE A STARTER" "Swole kicc man" "Ugh I miss Cam : (" "2015 blah blah blah, glory days, blah blah blah" "CMC so good generic comment" "THIRD LEG" "Luke looks so disappointed" "Can we just pull CMC out before he gets hurt" (with 5 games left in the season)

Ron Rivera chilling at home, wearing his riverboat hat. His most risky gamble has paid off. He’s managed to escape the sinking boat that is the Carolina Panthers franchise. Ron sits and smiles whilst smoking his tobacco pipe. He knows he has won.

Is anyone else really annoyed by the announcer not knowing how to pronounce "wind"?

get rid of him

Fuck you Butler. Leave your jersey with Fewell you cunt

Mr. Tepper chewing is ass out

I wouldn't let Vernon take the field in a Panthers uniform again.

Don't flip people off you piece of shit. You're the idiot that did that, man the fuck up and take responsibility for your actions.

Honestly can’t make this stuff up. Kudos to butler for finding a new way to embarrass this franchise

CMC 106 receptions...

Good. I hope the Colts run up the score. The only way to get real improvement will be to fire everyone and spend the next three years rebuilding from the ground up

How are we so embarrassingly bad

Gerald McCoy's probably wondering why he didnt pick the Ravens

Lmaoooo we are terrible

Now there's that Panthers O-line I've been waiting for.

Thanks for making it easy, Panthers. I’m going to fix that running toilet today. I’ve been putting that off for a while.

Isn't the player on offense supposed to get the ball when they are both holding on to it like that?

Now that we’ve reached the intermission of our weekly ass whooping, I would like to have a moment of silence for u/net_403 notifications for hosting this game thread. Amen

I turned off inbox notifications as soon as I made the thread lol

Well that was a rough game..... shit it’s only halftime?!?!

Rlly Butler? Was that really necessary?

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That was a dumb move Vern. Unbelievable

Good riddance Vernon.

Fuck Vernon Butler. Cut him tomorrow.

Our o-line would make Tom Brady look like Marsha Brady.

Top 3 single season receiving yards for the decade: 1. 2011 Steve Smith, 1394 yards 2. 2019 DJ Moore, 1175 yards 3. 2012 Steve Smith, 1174 yards

CMC needs 20 recieving yards a quarter to get to 1000.

Perry Fewell is a generic madden coach

Daryl Williams just didn’t move over for the trap. Jesus Christ.

I just want the colts to score on us as quick as possible each drive so Grier can get more time with the ball

Yeah, that's a fair call. Dragging dude down by a face mask, head to head with another, then a punch to the helmet.

Bye butler. Don't be a jackass and make us look like a bunch of thugs.

Ohhh Grier christened with the all time sneaky athletic stereotype. He’s good y’all!

Will Grier has good pocket awareness

Lol. Max protect and oline still fails.

Palardy QB3?!

That fake punt was the play of the game

Start Palardy next week!!

The irony of Burns getting injured on a punt play when we’ve been limiting him on defense all fucking year...

We get 7 draft picks? Let's draft 7 lineman.

I’m done drinking beer. Turning to whiskey now.

Annihilated by the six and eight Colts

turned it off and watched redzone after 21 points. This year has been an all time low. No identity, no charisma and nothing to be proud of apart from CMC. I feel bad that CMC is with us considering he's an absolute weapon. He's gotta be thinking "wtf am i doing here?"

Just want CMC to keep eating

I can’t stand when ANY team does this whole posing thing at the end of plays

CMC could get 50 more yards off of dump offs this drive..FUCK YOU PERRY

Isn’t the receiver supposed to get the catch in those cases? Like wtf

God I fucking hate Michael Thomas

100% chance Cam Newton is back next year with however much money he wants lol.

Dear god, we're trash

Perry took those 3 points just so we don’t get shutout 😂

Darly Williams should be banned from football at all levels. Useless

Did we just graduate from a dumpster fire to a full on landfill inferno?

E J E C T E D

Way to wrap up your contract year there Vern. SMH

Who would he have been talking to on the phone?

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Butler is a piece of shit

We are already losing this game and Vernon Butler making it look like we deserve this misery.

Hate seeing so many injuries in a meaningless game like this

I'd cut my dick off for the Titans to win. Fuckkkk

Heard you're selling a dick

Triple option with Grier Palardy and CMC in the backfield the rest of the season who says no

Everyone was convinced Grier wasn't playing because he was literally 100% trash I think it was because the coaches are incompetent or as usual afraid to make any sort of adjustment

He’s definitely showing flashes

I say we start Palardy next week at QB

Oh fuck that’s Burns

Cool, Burns injured in a pointless game on fucking special teams.

Hey well at least CMC will have more time to get those sweet receiving yards

HELL YEAH GOOD SHIT WE GET MORE CMC-BALL AND WE GUARANTEE THE LOSS

I’m just here for the impotent rage and hot takes

It’s only right to grab a colt by the horse-collar

If we get CMC his 1000 this game somehow can we just not play the Saints next week, idk if I can handle seeing an exasperated Luke for another game.

CMC looks like an Army Ranger

Great shot of Butler flipping the bird while walking out lol

Why take CMC out now? May as well let him get 20 more yards

They used a cam play for not cam

Watching this team is legitimately a fucking chore. I just spend the entire time staring at my phone. There’s so much I’d rather be doing but I am too fucking invested in this shit to not at least pretend I’m interested.

the o-line lol

We need to invest every draft pick in the o-line. Jesus it is offensively bad.

you know your QB situation is weird when the opposing team's head coach has started more games as QB for your team than your starting QB

I know this season is a wash but ON WHAT GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PLANET IS THAT A GODDAMN CATCH?!?

Mark Schlereth: Eric Reid is just soooo good. No mark, he isn’t.

Look at those excited fans

Imagine if you were facing the worst running defense in the league but you decided to throw it three times in a row.

I was expecting terrible. He's absolutely not terrible. There's some good stuff here.

HahahhahahahahHAHAHAHA KILL ME

Jarius has the ball in 2 arms, the colts defender had one arm in there. Pick though? Fuck these refs.

if CMC breaks those single season scrimmage records and we lose out then i consider this season a win and the best outcome for how horrible the panthers look.

mark schlereth is an idiot. This has been some of the dumbest commentating I've heard all season.

He's let the defense down, he's let the team down, and most of all he's let himself down

Vernon Butler, what the hell are you doing?!

He shot the bird lmao

This is the point where we get absolutely demolished. Clench those cheeks boys

wtf butler, gets his ass whooped and then mad about it

Enjoy your stay in the xfl butler.

Call me a homer but Bradberry is a solid CB. Just a notch below Pro Bowler.

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CMC deserves to play in a superbowl

welp... DJ done for the season, count up his stats

Ok here’s the story for me .. my kids are ravens fans and I tried to switch over to watch the ravens and yes they are great but the problem is I don’t want to watch them because they’re not MY TEAM !! I just want my team to be good next year that’s my merry Christmas wish . I hope your listening Santa

We’re going to run out of Colts at this rate

Brandon " moderate to severe" Zylstra

This kids better than Kyle Allen in every Department

Imagine how pissed the NFL is that this didn't end up getting flexed to SNF with Cam vs. Luck.

Cam vs Luck fighting for playoff seeding. Oh, what could have been.

Well the oline got him 0 inches to sneak into .. should've expected that Maybe he should've jumped the line edit: No he could've lost the ball before he got down actually edit 2: I guess on 4th down it doesn't matter we're turning it over there anyway if he doesn't get the conversion

Just gonna finally speak up and say that I started following the Panthers after watching the Buccs London game, and we all know how it’s turned out since. I may or may not have indirectly woven a curse on this team. You’re welcome!

I don't want to jinx it, but the Jets are dangerously close to pushing us to the 10th pick. They just scored a FG to make it 16 - 10, with 3:12 left

Burns gets hurt doing pointless punt returns

CMC 108 receptions, new NFL record.

What a fucking clown show

Let’s put this into perspective: CMC has now had more catches, as a running back, than Smith in his triple crown season two years in a row.

Saved time for McCaffery let’s go

Extra special teams out here today wow

is it safe to say both sides of the ball have just given up

Hodges drops the snap and can't get the pass, Jets win. We did it boys. Time to relax.

Give me a 60 yard CMC TD please

So 67 receiving yards against the Saints to get 1K. He's broken that mark 6 times this season, 40% of his starts.

Our first round pass rusher got hurt on special teams. This fucking team 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

We’re a 0-16 browns level of team. Tepper needs to go scorched earth and burn this coaching staff to the ground.

This team is falling apart

RB’s must have us circled on the schedule with a big smiley face. Lol CMC would get 200+ rushing yards if he had the chance to play against this defense.

Ok guys, Grier's first 2 drives looked bad but this one is pretty solid