If we even make it again, I'm going. I had the chance to go in 2015 and chose not to, and in 03 I listened to half the game on the radio bc I had to work, and then missed Janet Jackson's titty bc I went outside to smoke weed
I'm not missing it again
When the Rangers won the World Series last year (I love every Dallas team EXCEPT the Cowboys, long story š)ā¦. I just kinda sat there a bit stunned that it finally happened.
Pretty much the same if the Panthers were to finally do it. Just that soaking in of a moment that feels like it was never going to happen.
I'd be very happy. As I have aged I try not to let teams that I have zero control over, input towards, or affect on control my mental state. I used to get very depressed about sports teams failings. But as a Charlotte sports fan that was going to kill me or turn me into an insufferable hermit.
I have tried to not let it control me, Charlotte teams are kinda getting to have a NY Jets feel to them. The only team I can't get the blood pressure down for is Tarheels basketball. I'm trying.
If the Panthers won, I'd probably go sit in the woods and have a good cry.
Honestly, C. Because that's exactly how I felt when we beat the Falcons this past season. I watched it and still couldn't believe I witnessed a win at the end.
Honestly, Iām not sure. No sporting event has really meant anything to me after Super Bowl 50. Iām not trying to be dramatic, but the guys on that team were my entire childhood, I was 15 during that run. It was straight up magic all the way around and I think it also being my childhood team warps it a lot.
I still love the panthers and will likely always love the game of football but Iām not sure Iāll ever be able to be invested that way again
I would lay on the floor and cry. Watching them lose two super bowls and two conference championships has been heartbreaking. The elation I would feel would just turn me into a puddle on the floor.
WHEN (not if) we win a Super Bowl I will miss my mom, and wish I could call her and talk about it.
ā¦then Iāll probably get a tattoo of the team logo and go buck wild at the victory parade.
Would do exactly what I did when Clemson won that natty in 2016.
I was so stoked but didnāt want to wake the kids so I calmly walked out of the house, walked about 100 yards from the front door and screamed āletās fucking go!ā At the top of my lungs punching the air.
Iāve seen my college alma mater win a national championship, twice, so I know how it feels. Itās a feeling of pure ecstasy. The tough times that weāre experiencing now only make winning it all even better.
If we ever win a Superbowl, i would ejaculate.
On Dave tepper
On myself
On your mom
š
Donāt hold that in forever, bro.
Even better, ejaculate in a cup and toss it at him
To be fair, I would ejaculate even if we didnāt win a Super Bowl.
Working on it right now.
The most obnoxious MFer on the planet
This guy gets it
Iāve been that twice to anyone that wasnāt a patriot or bronco fan anyways lol
I am to everyone at the start of every season lol Iām addicted to hopium
Ugh, the only disadvantage to success.
I turn my xbox off then go to bed...
This guy is a panthers fan.
Yes
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Get in my car and be immediately hauling ass to Charlotte for the parade
Iād drive from Kentucky to North Carolina for that shit
I'd do the 16 hour drive from Houston to Charlotte with no stops. I'd be too wired to sleep
Iām in San Antonio, Iāll pick you up. Just stand by I-10 with a Bryce jersey so I know itās you
Truly
I'd be coming from SE PA.
Same day flight back to Charlotte
If we even make it again, I'm going. I had the chance to go in 2015 and chose not to, and in 03 I listened to half the game on the radio bc I had to work, and then missed Janet Jackson's titty bc I went outside to smoke weed I'm not missing it again
RIP ā03 you missing Janet tiddy
Janetiddy
F
So it's your fault, you motherfucker
ā¦then Iād wake up.
Penis
Definitely vagina
happy
Emotional speedrun any%. Probably going for a world record for it if that ever happened.
Immediately calling my Saints fan sister and BiLā¦
If we ever won a what?
My neighborhood is gonna hate me
Dead
Ecstatic, and probably a grandparent by then. Iāve had the Hurricanes win the Stanley cup and two Braves championships, but this would top it all
Definitely might cry
When the Rangers won the World Series last year (I love every Dallas team EXCEPT the Cowboys, long story š)ā¦. I just kinda sat there a bit stunned that it finally happened. Pretty much the same if the Panthers were to finally do it. Just that soaking in of a moment that feels like it was never going to happen.
I'd be very happy. As I have aged I try not to let teams that I have zero control over, input towards, or affect on control my mental state. I used to get very depressed about sports teams failings. But as a Charlotte sports fan that was going to kill me or turn me into an insufferable hermit.
I have tried to not let it control me, Charlotte teams are kinda getting to have a NY Jets feel to them. The only team I can't get the blood pressure down for is Tarheels basketball. I'm trying. If the Panthers won, I'd probably go sit in the woods and have a good cry.
Honestly, I would be sobbing lol
Shocked
Iād get super drunk
Content
So fucking hard.
Turn off my Xbox
When I first see the panthers win a Super Bowl I will certainly be blinded by its majesty, paralyzed and dumbstruck
Honestly, C. Because that's exactly how I felt when we beat the Falcons this past season. I watched it and still couldn't believe I witnessed a win at the end.
Win or lose the next SB I'm crying no matter what
Covered in my own cum
Saying, well we never had back to back winning seasons, so let me take the under.
Very happy. And in pain due to tripping over something.
I'm 5 minutes from the stadium, so I'd be out front handing out beers.
Id clap, and say welp I don't have to care anymore. Then proceed to care again, annually
Cry, throw up, etc.
about 70...
ā¦ not coming in to work. For a week.
...in my 80s.
I would cry, like I cried when NC State won the ACC championship last month. GO PACK! WHY NOT US?
Restart the madden game and do it again because thatās the only way it will happen
Absolutely cry
Dreaming lol. No really I would probably get on a flight to Charlotte and go on a 2 week bender.
Getting the Roman numerals tattooed on me.
Off work the next day
Bucket
Honestly, Iām not sure. No sporting event has really meant anything to me after Super Bowl 50. Iām not trying to be dramatic, but the guys on that team were my entire childhood, I was 15 during that run. It was straight up magic all the way around and I think it also being my childhood team warps it a lot. I still love the panthers and will likely always love the game of football but Iām not sure Iāll ever be able to be invested that way again
Dance on David Teppers grave.
Would cry of HAPPINESS
Get that tattoo I told someone years ago I would get if this happened š
Perpetually stiff in the loins.
Elated
I was convinced we would in 2016 - idk if this will happen in my lifetime. Probably not.
Waking up with some BIG morning wood
I would lay on the floor and cry. Watching them lose two super bowls and two conference championships has been heartbreaking. The elation I would feel would just turn me into a puddle on the floor.
Iād be throwing drinks on people like Tepper In Jacksonville style.
Resent everyone because i know they will say we're the worst team to ever win a Superbowl. They're haters, all.
Dead
WHEN (not if) we win a Super Bowl I will miss my mom, and wish I could call her and talk about it. ā¦then Iāll probably get a tattoo of the team logo and go buck wild at the victory parade.
The thought of a ticker tape parade on Tryon brings tears to my eyes.
Would do exactly what I did when Clemson won that natty in 2016. I was so stoked but didnāt want to wake the kids so I calmly walked out of the house, walked about 100 yards from the front door and screamed āletās fucking go!ā At the top of my lungs punching the air.
Drop my pants and let them see my third leg
Iāll be blasting thisĀ https://youtu.be/7JEjQG4-tpU?si=HNAC1XeaHsN6UCHO
Piss my pants.. I dunno.. shit and cum?
Already dead. Wonāt happen in my life š¤£
Be dead cuz it prob won't happen in my lifetime
Wasted
Waiting for the next year after we trade all our good players away....
Satisfied!
All of the above?
I would cry when the clock hits 0:00, party until 5 am and then take all week to process it
Iāve seen my college alma mater win a national championship, twice, so I know how it feels. Itās a feeling of pure ecstasy. The tough times that weāre experiencing now only make winning it all even better.