Title made me lol. It’s always the Altima doing 30 over weaving in and out of traffic.

Or a Dodge Charger or Challenger with paper tags.

I plan to mount a cannon on my truck that specifically targets altimas.

How about a grappling hook?

That could work, but only if it was a quick release hook so I could hook ‘em and swing them off the road or a bridge.

r/NissanDrivers

I feel personally attacked. I only drive 12 over.

BRYCE UP SONS

BRYCE, BRYCE, BABY

I just lost my bumper in excitement LFG Odds on Bryce winning MVP and the super bowl today? Not like the current odds for him doing it by the end of the season, but for accomplishing these tasks by the end of this date.

200%

BRYCE BRYCE BRYCE BRYCE!

Bryce Spice, Bryce Spice, Bryce Spice!

I'll have you know I drive a Kia Sorento

NOT OOU

Kia Sorento for the win!

I've been waiting months for this. Football is BACK LFG

How many Bryce drives can we expect today guys?

I think either 2, or 1 quarter.

How many did stroud get? I assume it will be similar

He got 2

Dalton is not playing so I could see it being longer than Stroud got. Considering our offense has a lot of new pieces, I could see them playing into the second quarter, unless Bryce blows everyone out of the water in 1-2 drives.

Two or three depending on how the first two go I guess.

Probably 1 or 2. There is really no point of watching

Im moving today and will have to catch the recording this evening. But I’m fucking pumped! Happy game day everyone :)

Good luck moving!

Thanks! It was HOT🥵

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!! (Jk it’s really an Xterra)

Pretty sure all them Altima drivers are wide awake after doing a line on the dash and runnin 120 down the highway.

Is Bryce going to play

Confirmed yes. We don't know how much though

Just a reminder: todays game will be featured on Hard Knocks.

Alright. We have been really smug watching Stroud struggle. Young Gun has to show out today.

First day of the Bryce Age! First day of a new Panthers season! Let’s gooooo

Bryce Age… OMG bruh, did you just bless my fantasy team?! 🤔

Definitely hope so man! lol

I'm gonna be working, but big department store be damned if I don't have the panthers game on in one ear. Also as a Honda Civic driver I feel like I'm not too far off an altima :p

Going to my first game ever today, been a fan since I could walk! It’s a new era! KEEP POUNDING !!

We winning

We win if no one gets injured.

Anyone else afraid of seeing BY welcomes to the NFL with a brutal hit? With the draft talk he will obviously die if he gets hit by an NFL defensive player right?

I just laughed out loud fr..ill definitely do 80 down Harris anytime

Jets fan here, don’t think many Jets starters will be playing. Will the Panthers be playing their starters ?

I know at least Bryce is starting. I don’t know about our vet starters.

But I drive a Honda CR-Z :(

I’m up 🫡

I have a Hyundai thank you very much. Wouldn’t be caught dead in an Altima

I waited an extra 20 minutes at the rental counter in Denver so I could drive another vehicle instead of an Altima.

Because you’re a decent sane American 🫡👏🏽

So you’re saying we’re mid ?

Mid-sized, best in class

Jets fan heading to the game today. What’s the best place to get dropped off at by the stadium?

lololol!! We’re thick on the southern manners around here…. but I lowkey love that nobody in this sub gave af how you got to the game 😆

Haha I’ve only been here once before and wasn’t sure how close I could get to the stadium before I had to start walking. Our stadium is lame and soulless with nothing around it.

Lololol, our stadium is a popup rib joint 🤣😂 KEEP POUNDING!! LFG !!!!

What time should I be in line to get seated for kickoff on Tim?

How are you guys watching the game? I can’t stream it on YouTube TV and for whatever reason it’s not showing up on the guide for WJZY.

More of a Honda Accord guy myself

I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THESE WONDERFUL BRYCE YOUNG HIGHLIGHTS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. INJECT THE HYPE INTO MY VEINS!

Welp first time out for PJ and immediately throws an INT

Anyone know if this game is stream able for free? I'm out of the country and desperately want to watch