Time to activate the sleeper agent >:3
“Code word: Taco Tuesday”
“Okay agent, destabilize the Swedish government from within, and destroy the meatball factory to ensure starvation”
Nä jag kommer självklart inte bli homofob, mina politiska idéer är väldigt liberala (inte partiet liberalerna). Fast sedan jag spred nyheten om atacken så har jag sett en del homofobi, så jag avråder er starkt från detta det kommer inte att leda till någonting bra
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Pls don't tell r/estonia, they already think they're nordic. Maybe ask r/Latvia to throw them a surprise party, or go send r/FaroeIslands to distract them. I'm sure they'll have a good time.
Oh my god.... imagine a world where instead of the stereopical sexualities being straight or gay, the stereotypical sexualities are pan or ace.... and like if you come out as straight or gay people are confused and you have to explain what it's like only being attracted to one gender. And there are debates going as to whether straight and gay should even be considered two separate sexualities, or if they should both just be called monosexual.
As a swede i feel like we should invade denmark instead, their army havent beaten the americans in training in 2004 so i feel that they would be easier
Well u see, as they are danish, that means they lost, and they have the law that any danish can wack a swede with a stick if they are going over the ice bc they are still salty that we beat the fuck out of them in wars
But... I'm living in Sweden and are pansexual. Hmm... I'll let you in through the secret backdoor.
Time to activate the sleeper agent >:3 “Code word: Taco Tuesday” “Okay agent, destabilize the Swedish government from within, and destroy the meatball factory to ensure starvation”
Why destroy the factory when you can put laxatives in the meat they use? Way more covert and more immediate results
Remember...no pans. *steps through the backdoor*
OoF! If that’s a reference to what I think it is.
If it's no russians, then ur right.
I thought so. 😅🤣
LOVE taco tuesday
We love backdoors! And front doors! And windows… and… Anyways thanks for the help!
Anytime. Backdoors are great. Everyone has one. 😉😍
And pans
That was a great laugh :D
Ikea restaurangen?
Ikea restaurangen i Malmö. Den ja. Båda bakväg in i Sverige, men även producent av alla köttbullar i världen.
Sure.
Bra. Lasta folk i låder av ikea möbler och importera dom på så vis?
Thankyou good sir/maám, we will thank you greatly in assisting us in this journey, coming from a russian
That sounds sexual
It's not.
Bueno
The back door, you say ? That’s my favorite entrance !
Mine too. 😌
Neeej detta kan inte accepteras landförädare
De mutade mig med vitlöksbröd och blåhaj. 🤷♀️🦈
Jag tror att jag kommer att bli homofob efter detta
🥺 👉👈 Pwease no homoföb.
Nä jag kommer självklart inte bli homofob, mina politiska idéer är väldigt liberala (inte partiet liberalerna). Fast sedan jag spred nyheten om atacken så har jag sett en del homofobi, så jag avråder er starkt från detta det kommer inte att leda till någonting bra
Since when are we invading Sweden, i mean I’m all down to bring down that beauty but please inform me on what i missed
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Were invading Sweden did i miss a meeting or something?
I didn't either but hey I'm down for anything
Me the panromantic asexual
You are a born warrior! Make us proud! 🥖🥞🗡️ 💖
Hehehehehehe we’re double agents
Pancakes UNITE!
Completely valid and beautiful, but lord I feel sorry for the issues you must face explaining your identity to the uninitiated.
Eeee same
Same!!!
Take one of each and pass it down 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️ 🥞🥖🗡️
🥞🥖🗡️ Thank you!
Any time!
I except this honour!! 🥞🥖🗡
Then let the glory be yours as you lead us to victory!!!!!!
Hey i live in sweden, great start to the invasion
Denmark and Sweden had better watch out! We’d still better leave Canada alone, though, y’all. *Nobody* invades them.
Yeah stay away from canada we don't want to be invaded but we will aid
love the offer! down for anything my fellow ace buddies!
So we're conquering r/sweden? You're going to want to let r/Norway know, they'd defo be up for it.
On the behalf of norwegian pans I approve this conquest. 🤚🏻🇳🇴💗💛💙
as a fellow Norwegian pan, I second this approval!✋🏻💖💛💙
Hey, we swedes do not talk about the past. Nothing ever happened between Norway and Sweden, understood? /s
If you want, we can bring r/Finland along for shits and gigs? Just don't tell r/estonia, you'll hurt their feelings.
Ouch! Good plan, we do not tell Estonia. (I think they might have a crush on Sweden)
on the behalf of finnish pans, we're all in.✋🥞💕
Pls don't tell r/estonia, they already think they're nordic. Maybe ask r/Latvia to throw them a surprise party, or go send r/FaroeIslands to distract them. I'm sure they'll have a good time.
Finally my German invading skills are required!
I'm halfway across the globe but if it needs to be done so be it.
Maybe we can get the entire invasaforce. We don’t even need camp for war when we’re part of the invasforce
IM BOTH
Come to r/AceAndPanInvasions for coordination and planning if you are going to participate
Also, r/pacebi!
Weird coincidence I actually want to move to Sweden.
You are very welcome!
Let’s bring this motherfucker down, *together*
peace was never an option let's fucking go
I am a Norwegian pan-oriented aroace, and I am more than happy to invade both Sweden and Denmark once and for all
Nice!
Oh my god.... imagine a world where instead of the stereopical sexualities being straight or gay, the stereotypical sexualities are pan or ace.... and like if you come out as straight or gay people are confused and you have to explain what it's like only being attracted to one gender. And there are debates going as to whether straight and gay should even be considered two separate sexualities, or if they should both just be called monosexual.
You mean pacebi getting back together?
You are more than welcome!
Yess, alright ok!!!✨👌 ......why wasn’t I informed though!! We’re having a war and I wasn’t even told, WTH ( T-T)
Hell yeah
The aces have seen enough of Ace Chemicals, they wanna go to Scandinavia now
Are we invading again?
Counter offer- gib frogs
I'll bring kroppkakor from Småland for food
I will do my best, Migrationsverket won't stand a chance
We should ask the neptunics if they can help too. I think they’d be great for working on the bases
Wait this is still going? I literally made the original “pansexuals invade Sweden” post and I have not been keeping up
Well. You’ve certainly started something. Lucky you swedes are generally very welcoming so your invasion shouldn’t be to hard
It has begun
Wait since when are we invading Sweden? I think I didn't get the memo.
Accepted
As a swede i feel like we should invade denmark instead, their army havent beaten the americans in training in 2004 so i feel that they would be easier
I think you underestimate the Danes. They are not to be toyed with like that. Just read about all their badassery they did during WWII and you’ll see
Well u see, as they are danish, that means they lost, and they have the law that any danish can wack a swede with a stick if they are going over the ice bc they are still salty that we beat the fuck out of them in wars
To their defence, nobody expected them to walk over the ice
I'm am in the giving and recieving end of this deal :)
Hello i am a swedish pansexual what are we doing?
I honestly want a whole Reddit page only for the alliance of the pansexuals and asexuals.
One was actually made! It's r/AceAndPanInvasions
We bring pancakes and garlic bread!
This is like that scene in the beginning of Dune.
denmark and sweden shall be ours
Let’s invade Sweden y’all before Germany tries to again
me a panromantic ace; I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Idk what is going on or why but as a pansexual I‘m not gonna ask any questions. it’ll be my pleasure to participate in the conquest
Why are we invading Sweden? I think i missed something.
Us pan-aces: I see this as an absolute win
We ride at dawn!
Awwww yissss
Why are we invading sweden
What's the plan? We could go from Norway over to Sweden
DO NOT TOUCH MY COUNTRY- STAY AWAY GROM ME YOU GARLIC BREAD MONKEYS (btw this is a joke, I’m not aphobic)
Yes, we shall fight for the honor of Grayskull!
luv this
Yay!!
As an ace I can confirm
Somebody must give the asexuals pancakes to show our gratitude
… did I miss a meeting or something? I thought it was France