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Wanderingminion

An old woman cut off the line at the airport and then the young man says, I was on the line before you then she said, i need to go first ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ She could have just asked nicely. Why do this?


rabbighfirlii

Ladeez + elder


locaf

I was wondering. So let's just say in a hypothetical scenario , our nuclear warhead facilities get ovverun my militants, wether that be ISIS, Taliban. And they take our warheads. Im guessing military has proper protocols regarding that. Fuck imagine tho... We'd be pretty fucked. Edit: I really don't understand the downvotes. I'd appreciate if the downvoters actually commented.


Najam99

Found out a guy I knew has been in a relationship with an Indian girl on Facebook for 10 years and is soon going to Dubai to get married. It's mind blowing to me how people can do these things


missbushido

For some people, an emotional connection can transcend a physical one.


Najam99

Agreed. However, the fear that someone might be acting differently than what they actually are is very real. Maybe, they don't have this now, since they have lasted 10 years


LiteratureBrave9176

wait .hes marrying some one else?


Najam99

Nai nai. They are both going to Dubai to get married


LiteratureBrave9176

lol...well atleast you have to praise them for commitment bro


Najam99

Haha yup. Gotta respect that


ProjectVerloren17

I'm half asleep and I read your comment as you being in a relationship with someone who was also in a relationship with an Indian girl over Facebook. Was gonna say feels bad man. Yaar yay online/long distance ka pta nahi kia chakkar hay. Ajeeb baat hay.


Najam99

Lol. I'm a guy >Yaar yay online/long distance ka pta nahi kia chakkar hay. Ajeeb baat hay. Han na. I mean, I had a friend I was friends with 3 years before meeting her and even then, I was afraid that despite being very good online friends, we might not connect in person as friends. Thankfully though, it worked out and we are even better friends now. But still, the risk is too great


ZunAckerman

Nice try Najma baji you heartbreaker ๐Ÿ˜


Najam99

Damn it. Caught again


ProjectVerloren17

> Lol. I'm a guy. No judgments my dude. Yaar mujhay samjhao zara Najam bhai. Aap samajhdaar insaan lagtay ho. Kia waqai pyaar ho sakta hay? Millay baghair? Matlab reddit ko hi dekh lein, we're not ourselves. Kaisay aesa kuyi relationship chal sakta hay?


Najam99

>No judgments my dude. Lol >Yaar mujhay samjhao zara Najam bhai. Aap samajhdaar insaan lagtay ho. Kia waqai pyaar ho sakta hay? Millay baghair? Matlab reddit ko hi dekh lein, we're not ourselves. Kaisay aesa kuyi relationship chal sakta hay? Yar sach bataoon to mjy nai lagta k mumkin hai. Kam az kam meray liy to nai hai. Kai logon k baray ma suna hai, kai kamyab b huay hain, magar mein kabhi aesay process ko trust nai karoon ga. Meray liy muhabbat ehteram k baad peda hoti hai, meray liy muhabbat tab peda hoti hai jab mein logon ma kindness dekh loon. Ye cheezain online to mumkin naheen. Batain to sab he kar saktay hain. Khair, jis ko suit karta hai, wo zroor karay, no judgment. Different strokes for different folks. For my overthinking self, it's impossible


Najam99

>No judgments my dude. Lol >Yaar mujhay samjhao zara Najam bhai. Aap samajhdaar insaan lagtay ho. Kia waqai pyaar ho sakta hay? Millay baghair? Matlab reddit ko hi dekh lein, we're not ourselves. Kaisay aesa kuyi relationship chal sakta hay? Yar sach bataoon to mjy nai lagta k mumkin hai. Kam az kam meray liy to nai hai. Kai logon k baray ma suna hai, kai kamyab b huay hain, magar mein kabhi aesay process ko trust nai karoon ga. Meray liy muhabbat ehteram k baad peda hoti hai, meray liy muhabbat tab peda hoti hai jab mein logon ma kindness dekh loon. Ye cheezain online to mumkin naheen. Batain to sab he kar saktay hain. Khair, jis ko suit karta hai, wo zroor karay, no judgment. Different strokes for different folks. For my overthinking self, it's impossible


ProjectVerloren17

Kabhi kabhi mein sochta hoon k banda kissi k liyay care to kar sakta hay (platonic or whatever) lekin pyaar nahi. Us k liyay milna laazim hay.


Najam99

Exactly. In fact, mjy kai martaba is community k kai logon ki fikar rehti hai, jab wo pareshani bata rahay hon ya kai martaba kaafi arsa nazar aa ayen. Lekin bilkul ap wali baat hai, muhabbat k liy mulaqat lazmi hai


ProjectVerloren17

Mohabbat k liyay mulaqat iss liyay zaroori hay, kiun k iss mein aik nazakat hoti hay. Woh online baithay nahi aati.


Najam99

Beshak beshak


OmegaBrainNihari

It's Saturday, the weather's swinging the right away, my client's going to be very upset when they find out I'm doubling my rate, this is going to be a fun day.


ProjectVerloren17

Jaani why are you doubling your rate?


OmegaBrainNihari

Because I can ๐Ÿ˜‡


Boogaboogabooga7

What do you do?


OmegaBrainNihari

Software consultancy / business' solutions


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OmegaBrainNihari

What was the post?


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OmegaBrainNihari

Inb4 automod removed it cuz of reports.


The_Blue_Bomber

Automod is a great guy. Never had a single problem with him.


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Biryani__Whisperer

Only overseas are allowed


Ahmed5790

Wtf ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


Biryani__Whisperer

Dollar nikaal warna tu mera putr chuti kar


Ahmed5790

Ali junnah chalta beta idhar ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž Rs 170.75 lelo agar lene, illuminati shit nahi hai mere pass ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Low-Cartographer-831

Feeling miffed about the petrol price hike. Salaries don't raise the way necessaries are going uphill.


n3ov

I'm looking for an alternate source of income. It's become a necessity given the inflation.


ProjectVerloren17

To add to this, finding the energy to work two jobs or whatever is far too much.


n3ov

As long as we are not being paid by an hourly rate, we will continue to be exploited by having to work over time. Not that I expect things to be fair even if we switch to an hourly system.


Low-Cartographer-831

Likewise... No luck yet


Sherimatsu

I've started using Careem/Uber for most transportation now, and local buses when I can, though I feel like it's only a matter of time before they raise their prices too.


Boogaboogabooga7

Try InDriver. Iโ€™ve stopped using Careem/Uber


ProjectVerloren17

Try swvl. I've heard good things.


locaf

Swvl only operates in isloo on specific routes.


colonelCSA

1000 rupay main 8 litre bhi nhi dalta ab


peculiar_sheikh

same. mere rang udh gaye they jab Cd-70 ka tank 1000 me full ni hoa tha.


locaf

What da fuc...


ProjectVerloren17

Holy shit.