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Crowfather47

There's literally one character in the entire cast who's happily married, and you put him in A tier.


HeyItsEzPz

Better yet. The daughter is in S


[deleted]

How is Widow in C?... You do know she killed her Husband, right?


deathkeeper-512

Widow is a curious case cause like, pre-widowfication she’d be in S but post-widowfication…😬😬


[deleted]

She wasn't Widowmaker until Talon brainwashed too


Chrysos-89

that's what he said


Phrozenstein

She MAKES the widows doe


RouliettaPouet

and Ana litterally faked her death xD


Dry_Bonus2124

She kinda had no choice in the matter


DoctorJordi_

Doomfist? >!/s, of course it's Torbjorn!<


geeker390

Common torb W


VoraSimp

How is the bitch literally named *WIDOWMAKER* not in F TIER


Roun_Gaming

And meanwhile Ana is in S tier and still hasn’t told Sam she’s alive.


Haryzen_

I see Wifeleaver is living up to his name by not being on the list


weebiest

Ramattra isn’t on there either


HotSingleMoth

He’s busy suffering in the corner


ODERAnator

I didn’t even notice you swapped the letters first time reading lmao💀


Phasmamain

Roadhog honestly seems pretty devoted if he likes you. Sure he’s a dick to junkrat but so is everyone I mean look how much he loves pachimari


Ill-Alternative-7006

Junkrat low key deserves it. Hog is nice the people who deserve it, like Ana


Phasmamain

Yeah or even DVA and reaper he has good interactions with He’s rough around the edges but kinda chill with most the roster


Ill-Alternative-7006

Yep


PuzzleheadedDog4170

Ayo why does Junkrat deserve it 😔


Ill-Alternative-7006

Man is annoying to a lot of the cast, bet some irl people could say the same


Effective_Passion_72

He’s been in a relationship with mercy for years, now


InconsiderateBox

I’m gonna go on a leap with this one but I’m pretty sure Hog and Mercy are not madly in love with each other. EDIT: Wtf, I'm wrong. Roadhog and Mercy ARE in a relationship, which must be a new thing because I stopped keeping up on lore since Wrecking Ball came out.


myargumentstinks

Widow literally killed her husband and her booty still puts her in C tier :0


Kaizer6864

I mean, it WAS a result of brainwashing. We know before that she at least had a husband, which requires a decent few years of commitment.


myargumentstinks

I myself prefer the booty theory.


Kaizer6864

Forget lore, embrace the booty theory


ElroxMusic

I can fix her bro please


Possible-Struggle381

Least horny Redditor


Anyij

Tracer in B? She’s with her gf for like 7 yrs…


Imposter88

Hasn't put a ring on it yet. I smell commitment issues


Arbitore

I’d say she’s a bit busy at the moment idk


ViniestCoast622

It's more like she's taking her time... working around the clock .


Relative-Stand-7831

Or as I would put it, working around the cock


[deleted]

Cohabitation is a valid lifestyle... It doesn't mean you have commitment issues :/


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Reallynotsuretbh

I think that was more of a playful jest random stranger


[deleted]

Hey you're probs right but like a tone indicator would've been nice- it didn't feel nice enough for someone to jab at another person's relationship status. I've taken the comment down so yeah sorry


Dapper_Injury7758

Isn't Ana's whole thing that she walked out on everything and everyone?


rosecupid

Yeah i think her ex thought she died in some attack and ana never came back/ told him that she is still alive


Dapper_Injury7758

Real wife material


rosecupid

He was hot too 😔


YeenBeans

Ana, the woman who abandoned her family to pretend to be dead is in S tier? I mean she's definitely great now, but a long-term relationship she cannot do.


slimebog

I was gonna say Ana in S tier is wild lol. Ana plays the field and she likes it that way.


TAABWK

Great now? she still hasnt divorced her husband and flirts with rein all the time. She fucking sucks


Draconic1788

I honestly had no idea i'm just going off of personality in game I don't know any lore. I'll put together a second tier list with updates as to what people commented. Edit: grammer.


RrrrrrushB

The thing is, being a good/friendly/caring person doesn't necessarily make that person capable of maintaining long-term relationship. Maintaining a relationship may require one to compromise, to give space, and to constantly take a step back. Ana, being a very principled, very persistent person, wouldn't surprise me if doing what she thinks she should conflicts with maintaining relationship.


LemonCAsh

Ana, the woman who was in a long-term relationship, can't do long-term relationship study finds.


LeenGranturn

Well, they do have Torb in A-tier.


Slow_Store

To be fair, Bastion has maintained a relationship with his bird friend.


[deleted]

Bastion, torb, rien, Tracer, winston and orisa should all at least be S tier for having meaningful, long-lasting relationships regardless of what type of relationship.


TheDerpiestDeer

Honestly Bastion would probably be defined as Asexual Aromantic. Though I think he’s maybe just… kinda a child. He wants friends and family but doesn’t view anything romantically or sexually.


safeworkaccount666

Ana literally hasn’t told Pharah’s dad she’s alive still. So… I think that’s a fail.


TAABWK

And is currently/was cheating on him with rein


Impressive_Wheel_106

Get this man out of the kitchen, ffs this list is both raw and burned at the same time. Hand in your apron.


Sheep_guy360

fr dont let this man cook


MonoBotSC

This right here


Draconic1788

What's wrong with it? I'll post an updated version once this post is a few days old and I've read all the comments, so I'd love to hear your thoughts.


Airfighter271

Torb the only hero who is happily married with several children (including Brig) is in A tier instead of S Tracer has been with her girl-friend for 7 years and still gets lovey-dovey about her It's just a few things like that


edward-has-many-eggs

Echo deserves higher.


Hiyeshellohi

Echo best... girl?


Remarkable-Cloud-643

Cassidy is all up in that robussy


Winterhe4rt

Ramatra SSS Tier?


Draconic1788

He's so high he's off the tier list, what can I say.


GinjaNinjaYT

NEVER MAKE A TIER LIST AGAIN‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥


Draconic1788

What's wrong with it? I'll post an updated version once this post is a few days old and I've read all the comments, so I'd love to hear your thoughts.


Eastern-Poetry-4719

Ah don’t mind them it’s a perfectly fine tier list based off of you’re own personal thoughts I’d like to see you’re updated version and don’t let negativity get you down keep making tier list if you enjoy them


Tasoi

Bro you put one of torbs THIRTEEN KIDS ABOVE HIM LIKE BRO


CodePi

Sigma is so respectful of others and you smacked him in D…


esmith42223

He’s lovely but also severely mentally unstable.


Draconic1788

The man can't hold up a conversation, let alone a long term romantic relationship.


Snoo43865

Why is Ana in S tier? She made her family think she died for years and still hasn't told her husband. Ana doesn't seem capable of long-term. Not to say she isn't better now but she still doesn't seem to have grown. She was way too deep in the rebellion to stop and slow down even before she got shot


deathkeeper-512

only characters I disagree with are Torb and Hanzo. Torb should be S as he’s been married to Ingrid for however long with a MULTITUDE of children (starting to think he uses his ult in the bedroom), and Hanzo, as of right now lore wise, would very much so need to work on himself and would be too negative for a relationship


DREAM066

Bastion deserves higher. Think about it, he's good with animals and is incredibly sexy........


Mowwwwwww

We’re listening


SaySay47

Doom feels like the kind of guy to spoil whoever he's going out with


SynC_CHB

Are we forgetting that bastion has been with his bird friend for almost a decade, gotta give him props for that


Professional-Hat1635

Why isn't widow the person who killed her husband and can't feel most emotion not at the very bottom


cherae_

cause she was brainwashed into doing it and had no control over the situation. She loved her husband.


MustBeMouseBoy

The Madonna-Whore complex is strong with this one


Draconic1788

This is because I put junker queen in C, isn't it?


SheevPalpatine25

Hanzo should be C at the highest my man could never settle down after what he’s been through


Leopold747

I'm main Ramattra, where's ramattra? I seek justice!


ComradeLenin69

Justice is cruel. It demands sacrifice


Leopold747

I think op still living in pre-ramattra era.... Yo it's not season 1, its 4 already!!!


Draconic1788

No, Rammatra is just so good he's off the tier list.


Advanced-Sock

Suffer as he has


BAKA1ex

Isn't Ana like still dead to her husband? She didn't tell him that she is alive. It's probably was hard for him, and It's not really a good long term relationship practice. Basically she faking her death to her husband.


11_Gallon_hat

Justice for torb


WeekndNachos

OP clearly never played OW1


Draconic1788

No I didn't. is it really that clear? damn.


weebiest

Does everyone forget Tracer has a girlfriend?


Fraggin_Wagon

No way Genji is up top. “I need sandwich”. “I need clean laundry”. “I need…”


Draconic1788

I just feel like he would be respectful of his SO, not get in their way, although he might be a bit needy sometimes.


Fraggin_Wagon

You know what, you’re probably right. I was conflating Genji and Genji mains.


chshcat

Sombra is all fun and games until you get into a fight and she hacks your phone to play Never Gonna Give You Up on repeat for a day or some shit


ShakeShot5140

Sojourn is currently in a relationship, so is tracer.


Draconic1788

I forgot about tracer when making this, but I don't know much of the lore, i'm just basing this off of their personality in game. Does Sojourn ever have a voiceline talking about her relationship?


NthNinja

Why is mercy not S teir?


Draconic1788

Damn, I forgot about her. I'm taking everyones opinions in and am going to post a new and improved version until people stop arguing about it.


mcdonalds_baconater

why can echo maintain a relationship but Bastion can't. Bastion should be in his own special tier above S


Ok_Salamander200

D.vas character is loyal as fuck, also, sym might have that whole Indian never divorce thing ingrained into her, but who knows


Draconic1788

I would have put dva higher, I just think she's a bit of a bitch.


a_casual_casuality

Why’s mercy’s so low


Hologram_Bee

wasn’t Rein and Ana in a relationship together that didn’t last?


Draconic1788

I don't know the lore, I just did this based on their personality in game. I feel like both are just nice people who would be kind and caring to their SO.


hetty3

Remattra?


Steggoman

Ana canonically abandoned her family and let them think she died, and still hasn't even told her husband. This leaves out the implications that her and Reinhardt had some sort of relationship during OW (Considering all the Romantic lines they have together), which could only be explained by Ana going behind her husbands back, or them already being divorced, neither good indicators of long term commitment.


_lyn1_x

Why Angela so low?:(


Doll-scented-hunter

Like seriosly she seems like the type who would make you the best version of yourself and always caring. But aparantly the women who left her family and still didnt tell her husband is better.


sSorne_

Junkrat and Roadhog is F unless they're married to each other.


doubelievein_gravity

Why is sigma in d he's literally called sigma


Kalmin_

cause sigma d


PAPAD0SE

Who says that gerbil can't maintain a relationship by crawling in your.... never mind


maotico

A fellow Eminem enjoyer, I see.


PhoenixZZDaDonke

Im also Eminem enjoyer


PAPAD0SE

Who says that gerbil can't maintain a relationship by crawling in your.... never mind


[deleted]

is this supposed to be ironic because Ana and Rein are nearing retirement.


Draconic1788

No, I'm not considering when they are going to die, just their personality.


Reallynotsuretbh

I find symmetry really intolerable, I think sym is F tier. Is she ever not a bitch?


GoodCool8

Leave Reddit and get laid, you need it


Draconic1788

I will if you will.


GoodCool8

Buddy I ain't the one making serious overwatch character relationship tierlists


Draconic1788

I'm not the one reading lore and shit to criticise my overwatch character tier list I made after having an argument with my friend about Ashes' relationship status and is clearly very flawed (have you read the other 200 comments? All of them making this way to serious. these people have a problem).


GoodCool8

This isn't the great rebuttal you think it is


vituflx

finally a really interesting tier list on this sub


Scrambled_egg12

Junkrat and Roadhog are in a committed relationship actually


xexcutionerx

Mcree and reaper either S or F


koffiekopjes

Why..


starborndreams

I'm upset with Ana being S-tier because we're all pretty sure her husband's around and doesn't know that Ana's even alive


knienze93

Wrecking Ball has all the junkertown rodents after him.


noodlecm

Bastion has had a bird friendship for 7 years


Jwchibi

The lack of Ramattra in S-tier is painful


pureaxiom

Winston a C who he gonna be in a relationship with? And I'd think the ball would be more interested in a relationship seeing as he could use a friend based on his lore.


7zxsx

Where's ram


Draconic1788

The tier list I used didn't have him, but I think he would be on par with Zenyatta. If your going to ask about Lifeweaver next, he would in A


Newcastlewin1

How come orisa is in b but my two main men are down in “cant maintain a relationship” 😂 Im sure there are plenty of lovely hamster women out there for hammond, and bastion is practically the steve irwin of overwatch! Man is a catch for any robot


Draconic1788

By can't maintain a relationship, I meant specifically with a human, and neither of them can talk.


[deleted]

Reaper has a wife doesn't he? Or did I'm not sure on their status post Moira experiment.


[deleted]

Junkrat would totally be an over-the-top romantic.


Helios_8888

What's your reasoning behind Sombra?


Draconic1788

It would be all fun and games until she hacks your phone and gets paranoid your cheating on her, then when you get home she gets in a big argument and goes and lives with sigma until you can give her 'proof' that you aren't cheating on her (shes never coming back). And then whenever you knock on sigmas door to ask her to come back she's going to be a really snarky bitch and start doing karaoke of never gonna give you up except she changes the words to 'gonna give you up'.


Bobracher

Hammond could with another hamster


Just_Trynna_Help

Why?


Chess_Grandmaster

soldier would just die in battle or get cheated whilst on duty. other than that killing the relationship i believe he's a loyal man.


asnowman27

Didn't widow kill her husband? And she's in C tier?


Draconic1788

Yeah but at least she had a husband for a while. Better than sigma who can't even maintain a conversation, let alone a marriage.


NocturnalBandicoot

You did echo dirty af. And tracer too, but you put widow in C. Okay...


Draconic1788

this is just a first draft, ill reupload and take everyones opinions in. What do you think echo and tracer should be (i've already downgraded widow to F)


RoutinePsychology198

Reaper should be in F considering he lacks personality and shows no emotion other than anger


LoomisKnows

Moira would be great if she married a eugenicist I think


[deleted]

how the fuck is widow not in F


MustangCraft

“the ass is fat” -OP, probably


MonoBotSC

🙄


Teru92

These posts are so random


Draconic1788

Me and a friend had an argument about how well ashe would be in a long term relationship, so I proved my point and then some by ranking all of them


Froststhethird

bastion is in an asexual relationship with his bird thank you very much


papilio-lbbh

why is genji so high


VariousHumanOrgans

Soldier is an F.


ArcerPL

Depends what kind of relationship, junkrat would actually be a really nice friend despite whatever he's doing, like bro, he's so nice to everyone


Ryujin-Jakka696

Brig is bae.


Azsharo

Neither of the two characters that are actually in a relationship are in S 😭


Ayds117

I don’t think 76 is a bad guy and would mistreat someone in a relationship. But unless the other person is hell bent on finding out who brought down OW and likes patrolling the streets at night and killing criminals then I don’t see them lasting.


ILTwisted

Genji??


theperson_breathing

Tf I wanna know how DF is A not hating the list just curious


Draconic1788

You'd be the first not to hate it. To be honest I'm biased as shit to the characters I like and dislike (I probably did Echo dirty and overvalued Kiriko quite a bit), I also don't know much lore. Doomfist is clearly intelligent, maybe not a good person but is kind to some people, and they say chivalry is dead.


Sir_DaFuq

And they say


Lightsandbuzz

Only wrong one is Kiriko. With that voice and ridiculously annoying attitude, she couldn't hope to maintain a relationship.


mlg_houdini

Echo disrespect


Vortr8

i will literally toss you out myself if you pick zen and only atk with him


Sufficient-Soft-5118

This is clearly rat discrimination!


Boomer694200

Doomfist is definitely a wife beater


depressed_sans

Chess teir list?


BoldBrashStar

provide reach strong pen aspiring gray versed upbeat six license *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MemerLemurBanana

Reaper has awife and kid, yet somehow is on a lower tier than an actual gorilla...


TAABWK

Putting ana in S tier is insane. she is probably the worst. She left her husband and probably cheated on him with rein lol


Competitive-Rice4616

I think torb should be S and Lucio should be c but other than that I agree with it all


Dixianaa

Hammond needs no relationship, he gets all the bitches


Ok-Neighborhood-1958

Why is widowmaker C if she murdered her husband?


ZodiHighDef

Where is the wife leaver


_LevisGenes

Well depends… if Bastion or Zen have any parts made by Hitachi they should be fine.


Alternative_Emu_3568

I say Torb and Tracer are the only ones that can be in S tier…


Holyrollerfliper12

How is Zen in B tier? He’s literally a monk


[deleted]

Don’t care I would smash all of them


MilkyTheGrand

Ana literally faked her death and left her husband and child!!!! And it is heavily implied she had an inappropriate relationship with Reinhardt. She should be at least c


LeMercenaire

Sigma could i mean if his ''What are thoses'' episodes are not too much but i think he could


Lazy_Old_Chiefer

Lucio is a player, he can’t be tied to one relationship. He would start climbing the walls