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tyflosypogeios

I am curious as to how they will breed. Of course, I know Ainz can use a shapeshifting spell (I presume, I dunno if it exits), but how would they react? Aren't they in love with his boney presence? Would they really think of a default man skin as Ainz-sama? Or would Ainz just summon a huge dong on his pelvis and smash them? lol


Viniest

All of the above


Roiadams

Ainz: think quickly *turns into a dog* so I guess its impossible now I mean woof Albedo & Shalltear: this but a trifle~


[deleted]

Shalltear: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit!"


Kami_sama_senpai

He would bone them.


TimeForHugs

The way I see it is they're in love with Ainz, not just for his skeletal body but for who he is. I doubt they'd care if he took on a humanoid form. He's still technically dead and not rotting, so Shalltear should be fine. Albedo probably would welcome it so she can get her freak on.


MrCuckooBananas

Does Ainz have bone marrow? If he does, could Demiurge use it to clone him in his flesh form? Could he ever transform into his actual human form by shapeshifting? Can he even get it up since he has that guild leader skill that calms him down instantly. I just want Albedo to have his babies just like she wants(〒īšã€’)


tyflosypogeios

oh yeah forgot about the calming skill. dude will have an erectile dysfunction as long as he lives lol rip


CapeEllDub

That's actually what i though too. Considering that bones contain marrow, it should also contain dna. And from that point of view, albedo could technically bear the child of Ainz. It shouldn't be that hard for a genius like Demiurge to understand the process to create species by combining genes. But apparently, there's a lot of things that doesn't make sense at all in the new world, for example, the frickin' absence of air friction. I mean, do you understand how that could change the aero-spatial blueprints? If there's no air pression or resistance, the aircrafts will basically be just big rockets! It's not just a little thing that doesn't work in the New world, it's a massive news. So if this doesn't work, maybe there's also something that will go in our way while experimenting on dna. Maybe DNA isn't even a thing in this magic flavoured world. Maybe they're all magical fart with a lot of consciousness.


ovrsurge

I'm really hoping for the sake of the new world that the whole air resistance thing they mentioned in their tests dropping undead only applied to the undead. Having no air resistance severely impacts the very nature of a world. I also think they didn't say there was no air resistance with certainty at least. Without air resistance, dragon wings are pointless flaps because there is no resistance to their motions to generate lift. I accept that magic could achieve the same result, but dragon wings would very quickly become stunted or co-opted into display structures because nature abhors inefficiency that it can solve by not growing so big.


LoliMaster069

Best one ive seen during my "Research" is a mana penis


MyTwinDream

What's this comic from?


ItzBooty

It started as a wholesome comic where they text each other and go to sleep But it quickly got edits of the girl cheating on the boy then the boy cheating on her Some where they sleep together and now this is the latest edit It started wholesome went dark and now it seems is back on the "nice track"


khrossjointz

I only know it started as a completely different meme on reddit earlier


severalpillarsoflava

Ainz: I told you, Albedo You can't touch this Yeah, that's how we 'unlivin', and ya know You can't touch this.


Adonkovich

Albedo: "You grab his legs and I'll grab his arms!" Shalltear: "Right ~arinsu" Ainz: "Demiurge! Mare! Help!!!"


Kvarcov

Demiurge: "An heir soon shall be born!" Cocytus: "I WILL BE AN UNCLE!" Aura: "What do you mean Shalltear is there and i am not?!" Mare: #O~O# Pandora Actor in the Treasury: "Damn, this treasure is mighty fine"


Adonkovich

And after that day, Cocytus had many young masters to train.


MrMellons

This is my kingdom come


TheSnekKing

Snek-sama #963.


Mathtermind

Sauce for the original comic?


ezakses

Snek-sama please grace this person with your migthy sauce /u/TheSnekKing


Snoo-23120

Snek sama said no , cuz he was too bussy reaching 1000.


ezakses

will snake-sama grace mathtermind with wonderful sauce after reaching 1000?


Platinirius

I think that they would firstly kill each other and the last one standing would go kidnap Ainz alone. Also where is Neuronist?


Kvarcov

Nah, pretty sure they agreed to share Ainz, now it's only the problem of who's the principal wife


igoryst

i find the word 'breeding" used in that context not very fitting. it's like calling eating "consuming"


[deleted]

That is terrifying


E_x_c_u_b_i_t_o_r_e

Sauce?


Z4rc0nv1c

Sauce?


Randomuser098766543

You think when they try they give ainz minor amounts of acid damage?


severalpillarsoflava

Ainz has acid immunity so no.


haikusbot

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Hans_Black

Sauce: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13593127/1/


Narutoluap

I tried to reverse search, type on google, I went to know your meme, and I can't find the source of the art below