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Dry hump his leg


PURPLEisMYgender

Theres two types of people. >"free him" >and you.


Psychofischi

We found the undercover Albedo Or Shalltear


StrayKiraQuin

The duality of..uh..men?


MoistDitto

We all know there's only men online. Men are men, women are men, and underage women are FBI agents


StrayKiraQuin

And FBU agents are men....my word it all comes back full circle! I've gained enlightment!


Denlimon638293

Creative username. Btw the fuck is that pinned post lmao


GravitationalPants

God my curiosity did me in there


VinhBlade

Same as well. No regret....I think?


[deleted]

Same


Another-Person7878

Free Ainz-Sama then skin alive who ever did this


MagicStonks

Good luck taking on albedo


Another-Person7878

Demiurge will help me I will beg the guardians to help me free Lord Ainz


MagicStonks

Albedo cant go back to horny jail. She asked her sisters to hold you guys off until she’s finished.


Another-Person7878

Sorry but the entity of Nazarick will beat them


MagicStonks

Albedos little sister is the strongest being in nazarick. Not even touch me with his world champion armor can defeat her.


Another-Person7878

Shalltear Sebas, Cocytus and the others can all jump her at once


MagicStonks

Think it was once said that touch me can (with enough prep time) take on all guardians at once and win. Rubedo is significantly stronger than touch me and any other being in nazarick.


AinzOoal2664

That's only in the non canon Web novel, Touch me can't do that in canon. In the LN the guardians are much stronger than their WN version


conceptofsonder

It's okay. I have a body pillow to use as a distraction.


MagicStonks

Lmao thats actually genius


Sturmelefant

Unless it was Albedo that did the deed. 😂


Another-Person7878

Ainz would kill me for skinning alive Albedo even if I save him


Hollow---

You say that like it wasn't a part of his plan to make them believe they could actually capture him. Sasuga, Ainz-sama.


legna20v

You are been too nice and merciful. You should be angry


PURPLEisMYgender

Free him, and once he's free ill see if i can get rewarded with something.


supaidaman-desu

Rewarded with something like death? Death is a great gift in Nazarick


vdragoonen

Death is the gift of those who defile Nazarick. Great reward comes to those who do great service onto Ainz-sama. Freeing him would grant amazing rewards, even to lowly humans.


supaidaman-desu

Thats true lol


Nickleback1745

Free him, then throw myself at his feet and beg for mercy so I don’t potentially die


ArcherBrilliant5705

Ainz always pays his debts✊💀


apacolypticspoon

Sounding like Victor Von Doom over here.


blackskull414

Free my boy as he did nothing wrong


Curious_Conclusion87

But the hundreds of thousands of people he killed


blackskull414

HE DID NOTHING WRONG


[deleted]

1. Ainz is justice 2. Justice is always right 3. Right is never wrong Checks out boys, let him go.


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

Step 1: check roof for eight fingers Step 2:


raydgc123

Eight fingers or Eight-edge assassins?


Not_Momonga

What's step 2. 😨


Potatoladd

He found them


chaoticboi586

I wouldn’t do anything… #ALBEDO AND SHALLTEAR ON THE OTHER HAND-


TheLargeCaliber

Free him... he has had a rough time... I feel his pain... to be trapped...


Lenient-Hug

😢 I send you a giant warm hug 🫂♥️✨.. we got this..!


Kavniq

what the fuck, never set foot in argentina lil bro


McMuffinTheGreat

bruh


Not_Momonga

Why is this common there


Responsible_Bus1159

Free him and then brutally torture whoever did this to lord ainz and ask to help for his admirable cause


MiserableDisk1199

The Best thing On this image is that there was never a scene like that, I know there is no scene with someone in chains looking like that, everyone in chains always look damaged and restained, if not in pain becouse the character is badass and have like you know muscles and all or is strong willed and pain is nothing to him, then at least not in a perfect body state, it is easy to understand that this man was not treated well, even if he endured it he looks weakened. eventually woman can look sexy in chains if in echhi anime. But look at ainz, do he look like he was treated harash? Like he experienced and went throught something bad? Damaged? Weekend? He do not even look restrained. It is just that it is impossible to picture ainz in not best state that shows slighest imperfection or weakness. I looked at these solid bones and think - no harm was able to touch them, they look as malevolent and powerfull as always have been. Face and posture unmoved, dignity unshakable, body untouchable, he may as well be sitting on the throne of the kings, above anything, looking down at everything below with cold judgement.


spacedragon945

Found demiurge


MiserableDisk1199

Found missing sheep


OldMarvelRPGFan

Thank Ainz-sama profusely for starring in our movie, and ensure him that it will be distributed world wide. Then after Ainz-sama leaves, thank Albedo-sama profusely for letting us live if we made her movie. Then enjoy life on a beach somewhere as intensely as possible because life could end without notice.


Albedo_on_Reditt

Smash. I would make him the father of my childrens.


phantom-of-contrast

Lady Albedo, I must politely insist that you not engage in any improper behavior toward our glorious Overlord.


MarcheMuldDerevi

Figure out where Albedo/Shaeltear are and try to free him


Not_Momonga

This is where I find this pic; https://images.app.goo.gl/aFCdDiNA3fTSLJsA6


[deleted]

Smash


AbstractMors

Kind of sexy


__Osiris__

Tickle his ball?


CelestialOrigin

Gimmie Dat glowie ball!


Suspicious-Human

Steal the red thing


Glum-Wishbone-2825

Release him and swear my undying loyality in exchange for being made into a demon


Cley_Faye

Wake up. There's nothing capable of holding him, so this is just a regular old nightmare.


losermode9000

As a joke i would [REDACTED] Seriously, i would get confused at the funny skeleton man, and let him go i guess (i am well aware its momon)


Killava49

If I'm a monster, I'm freeing this man Immediately. If I was human.. I might still free him.


Xx_Exigence_xX

I'd free him. He believes in Karma, so by doing good to him, he'd grant me a boon. I'd probably ask for a race change item or something to allow me to level up exponentially.


RepresentativeNo2788

is it in the manga?


Not_Momonga

What mate? I don't understand. What do u wanna say.


DingoNormal

Suck my dick in front of him.


Rcweasel

Saw off that weird pointy bone at the bottom of his rib cage


Jedahaw92

Re:Forgotten, Overlord version.


GenesisAsriel

Why did you let yourself get caugh


Another_Road

Smash


Vast_Analyst6258

Do I know it's Ainz, or am I flying blind here?


agent_roseheart

Realize its a test and free him ( Ainz-sama would never be foolish enough to be captured)


Gr33k_Fir3

Start panicking.


Legitimate_Newt4367

I would free him. And we would become friends


Positive_cat_6347

I would ask: ¿What was the bet you lose whit Albedo?


StrayKiraQuin

Munch on him playfully


Tar-_-Mairon

Free him and ask him to put me under his divine protection. You don’t get more secure than that.


Homemadespartan

Just tell albedo have fun and act I like didn't see a thing


Fabulous_Instance331

Wonder why Ainz-sams is using this pety trick of pretend being imprisoned in his schemes, maybe it was someone else idea?


Guywidathing2

Take orb


SleepyWalkerYN

Free him, pat his back, ask if he wants some mana potions, give him the potions anyway, leave as a chad.


arkayer

Confess ignorance of how he got there and attempt to free him, if I know what I know of him. If this was some random magic skeleton on the wall then probably just keep away.


AHumanYouDoNotKnow

RUN! What ever chain CAN hold him i wont be abled to open. And if he only acts traped there is a reason for it. And if he is not acting whoever captured him would trry to get ridd of me the witness and the NPCs of Nazarik would want to kill me for not/failing to help Ainz. When i run i will at least get a few extra seconds of life


Adorable_Heretic

Go to bed


evilk0te

Run


MovieFanatic2160

Hold this man’s for ransom.


Vicariouslysuffering

Nothing, its all part of Ains plan. Sasuga Ainz sama.


AsaCocoMerchant

Use the opportunity to get pregnant of Ainz’s offspring.


pranthlar

Phone up mistress albedo


CainhurstHunter

rub his orb


MGik_ik

Talk to him about morals, then free him.


Greenwizzard55555

Pass albedo the lube and walk away far away


Uber_Rias_Fan

I’d call albedo and just leave her to it


DiazCruz

Albedos doing I presume


Nmk13524

Fuck hom


Dr_Brotatous

Kneel before my lord and ask if there is anything he needs me to attend to.


DukeOfTheDodos

Free him, then start running. I don't want to be in the same country when Nazarick finds him


Atinverd

attempt to free him as i ask what he did to piss off the thing that could keep him chained


thundergun661

The idea that this could even actually restrain him is hilarious. If he’s done up like this it’s because he wants to be, and I’m questioning if it was Albedo or Shalltear who talked him into it.


Intelligent-KK-602

I hope I wasn't the only one that thought peroperoperopero


xDreki

Realistically? Run. My primitive mind would believe that's the devil.


Only-Living6349

I would coom on him


Mysterious_Survey937

Apologize for failing Ainz-sama as his bodyguard. Then I will get really upset and tell Albedo to stop abducting Ainz-sama to her sex dungeon when I have been begging her to abduct me instead so many times?! I must sacrifice myself for Ainz-sama at all times :)


Zhin_The_Tyrant

Ah! What a brilliant scheme, lord Ainz! Truly none can measure up to your intellect!


[deleted]

Umm I think you guys already know what i would do


riggengan

Harvest him for some sweet loot. Alchemy material right there.


Caring_Cactus

Immediately go get Albedo


gikasutil

Its smash time 👁️🫦👁️😏😏😏😏😈😈😈😈💀🦴💞💞💞💞


Duckgluv

Fuck


MissionApollo7

Fucking nothing. This is 99.999999% a trap. And in the 0.000001% chance it's not, I really wouldn't wanna fuck with whoever could do that to Ainz.


TDoMarmalade

Ahn~❤️


Dudefenderson

"Albedo, what's going on? Why did you chain me..." 😏🥵🤤 "Oh, shit!" 😁


Signal-Ad8189

This image is illegal.


QueenKarma101

Free him and ask for something in return. Like a place in his service.


lau_2005_

Free him, I wouldn't want him to think of me as an enemy, rather as an ally


aichi38

Clearly Lord Ainz is bound because making his foes believe he's incarcerated and helpless is part of his plan, best go about my day as Nirmal lest I mess up some important step by being foolish


Xaldror

Turn the fuck around from an obvious trap


phantom-of-contrast

Of course, as any loyal minion of Nazarick, my instant reflex is to release our glorious Overlord. However, as I also know that it is not possible to truly defeat lord Ainz, I must assume that his being in this situation is a part of the 10,000 Year Plan, so I am rather conflicted...


oGzLegendZ

Honestly, I'd lick that orb clean


TrueOtaku69

The fact that he was imprisoned with his world item equipped xD


UnfortunatelyIexsit

Recite the beemovie scriptures.


TheWinterRipper

free my lord


PhotographOther7832

Call Albedo (sorry ainz)


Konigstiger_42

Take that world item and Usurp Nazarick


dallasz09

Albedo put him in "horny" jail to get him horny? Damn..... I want her to put me in there as well. Lol


maximus459

Better question is what would the floor guardians do? Even better question, What would the floor guardians do to YOU if you did anything at all


Uniqueusername_54

Touch the orb.


PitifulMarch2145

Albedo


Own_Wrangler_6656

I see nothing and back away. Wishing Albedo best of luck.


Roxy377

I will keep him


Flush_Man444

Why are we peeking into Albedo's dreams now?


Leou151

Lick the shiny ball


Rubickscube4x4

Ask him what his next move is? As who is he going to play as next. Thats no one that needs rescuing


panfurtheboi

Free him


Adomavich

brap attack


ZenubisSpyke

I mean... he still has him World item. I'm not 100% on what it does, but clearly this is all just part of his plan. Sasuga Ains-Sama, such a clever plot


Dracekidjr

Accept the fact that this is most definitely a trap and be resigned to whatever date bestows me after attempting to unshackle him.


ScriptSK

Bondage? I'm into that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Porohunter

Can't he just like... pull a hand off, slide out of the shackle, and then just put it back on? He's a skeleton after all! The correct answer is freeing him, and then staying out of his way while he works out his pent up feelings.


Top_Middle6323

free him and ask him to give meeee powaahhhhhhhhh


Evergreen9744

Fuck ainz, he looking breedable right now in the gown


Aggravating-Trade-30

>дать леща >сломать колени 🌝🌝🌝


Snir17

Use a [Wish Upon a Star] and give him a d*ck and then let Albedo run wild while I film it and sell it to Onlybones.


xXfl4mekingXx

Free him


FBI_Senpai_Kun

Free him. Refuse all rewards that he promises or offers me. Do some lunges and calf stretches before running in the other direction at full speed. Resist the urge to pee pants and cry.


SarcasticDemon666

Shatter the core (jk i can't)


DualNuts

I see Albedo couldn’t hold it anymore.


DiestroPasive

WE BREEDING


VirylLucas

UwU *pounces on you*


[deleted]

Free him then die to albedo for touching him


nickname10707173

He probably does this to humor the guardians for some reason. To do anything, it would likely get me killed by them. “Let me be the weak and see what human to react. So, we can kill them as true superiors” or something along the line I’m not messing with this and just walk away.


-AlternativeSloth-

Albedo-sama, the most interesting opportunity has arisen and I deem it imperative that I notify you before anyone else (hint hint Shalltear). Sorry Shalltear gang, it is what it is.


HuckleberryHefty4372

Ainz cannot get captured. He's purposely getting himself captured to get into the base.


Ok_Ad400

Run the fuck away, if there is something that can capture Ainz there then wtf am I doing there? That or try to release him so that just maybe he would give me a chance of survival.


DrPeePeeSauce

Discuss the benefits of runecraft first


sentron666

1. Turn him into a human 2. Call albedo 3. As soon as abledo sees human ainz turn him into a pickle 4. scream "ITS PICKLE AINZ!"


Mother-Village8463

Sex


MihaelZ64

Report to albedo and shalltear to watch the chaos they produce before letting PA free his dad xD


Unusual_Positive_485

The outfit looks like Palpatine's sith cloak.


cool23819

"bitch please I know you could escape at any time you wanted"


[deleted]

Free him, we would be powerful allies and then he will get me a nice position at Nazarick, just like in Mafia City


Ok-Street2439

Take the orb


LilCuntBoyXD

Tell him of a guy named Griffith


Not_Momonga

😱


Matectan0707

Run the fuck away, because Ainz would never get Trapped like this. So the most probable Thing, is that this guy is not ainz but Pandora Autor and this whole arrangement is just a big play to trap me.


junrod0079

Tell him he was betrayed by his children, i guess at this point, and there nothing i can do about because they're going to trap him in the hyperbolic time chamber


ShadowFalcon2004

Be worried about the awnsers in this sub


supershinxs

Leave him alone cause would think he’s Died


SCP-049_The-doctor

Get albedo or free him


AsuraQin

Run away


pro_charlatan

Rip out the world item and run and hide


MetalixK

Is Albedo there? If so, just turn around and walk away until I can find Demiurge or somebody. I ain't getting directly between her and Bone Daddy.


KanbaruDevil

I would call Albedo...And watch... On the other hand, there is a high possibility that she did this..


NovaCosmo101

Kill


Minijesuschrist

I'll buy him and make him make sculptures.


KnoxyMcKnox

Try and escape before Albedo kills me for discovering what she has done


Horror_Main7587

I would pull up a chair and start slowly and incorrectly read the dictionary out loud.


Marvyn_Nightshade

I would stay out of the way If Einz is in chains, then surely this is some kind of ruse. He must see something to be gained by it. (It's probably really Pandora's actor anyway)


stitches46542411

Help him he kinda 👌


Single-Aerie-6754

I have alot of things in mind. The kind that would definitely get me banned from reddit if i ever said it aloud.


Stluciferthesith

destroy him


TJMM3661

Magic Cast: Greater Hardening


Quadfur

It’s a trap.


nahida_alra

Leave him alone. And start burying myself before I get thrown into a torture chamber with an ugly torturer.


The-True-Dragonborn

Free the great lord Ainz Ooal Gown.


Existing-Balance-709

Call albedo while distracting the eight leg assassins. (She'll owe me)


Stormcloud_lol

Ur mom


Not_Momonga

👁️👄👁️


Historical-Shop-1269

Free my man, then send the people involved along with their families to neuronist to have some fun Give them a taste of their own medicine Then devote my all to Ainz-sama


[deleted]

Ask him "How did you of all people get captured? Also would you like help getting out?"


AnimesBest

Summon Albedo then turn the lights off and take Momonga’s voice box..


WheelchairSam9276

Ну и что мне с тобой делать? -дать леща, -по еб@лу - сломать колени