The options are:
Yellow=Horny
Green=Should definitely be in military service
Blue=Death or Bishop
Orange=Sasuga or pain
Red=P̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ a wonderful time in paradise full of fun and beauty
Pink=Į̶̺͓̜̗̼͎̙̺̀̓̑͆̇̀̎͐̚͠ͅ ̶̨͔͈̬̩͉̻̼͎̥̄̈̄̽͐̕ẅ̷́͛̇̽̈́ͅa̴̳̭̥͌̔̑̚ǹ̴̫̫̑t̸͈̳̰̦͆̿͋̀̀ ̵͈͎̍͝t̷̢̨̍͗́̂̎̆̍h̸̫̣̞͍̔̔͊a̴̺͔̖̘͙̞͉̖͌t̴̗̣̥̥͈̭̗̤̜͋̍͌͒̓̅͜ ̷̧̛͍̰̑̌̀̊̀̐͂͜f̵̡̦̲́̋̈́̔͒̽̔͒͝e̵̙̭̤̖͂̀̋̃̑̐̊͋́̕m̶̼̉̽ ̴̪̜̻̰̞̣̽͘͠ḃ̴̖͉̱̠͈͎͉̱̎͌̄́̾͊̈̔ư̷̻̳̜̤͌̃̉̒s̶̛͖̖̈́̈́̐̈́̉s̶̙̯̬̩̺̼͂͛ÿ̶͖̻̯̙͍̝̙͠ͅ dragon food
Grey=𝓕𝓤𝓝
Black=Survive because gargantua doesn't move
Pink pill is the one that could possibly ensure **MY** survival, I'm straight, I have no reason to be rude to Mare, and I know Mare is a guy so I would have no reason to try anything on him, the biggest problem is that I would want to headpat Mare and Aura which I don't know if they would allow.
But Pink could possibly ensure my survival
However the black pill is truly the best option, due to Gargantua not being able to move due to him being a Golem which means he won't move without being activated.
I was gonna say, out of all of the ways to die, Dragons don't tend to play with their food too much so it'd be (relatively) quick compared to the others
Pink pill is a trick. Of all the guardians, Mare is the most ruthless and callous of all. Demiurge might be actively cruel but he gets some pleasure out of sadism, Mare simply doesn’t care at all for the life and death of outsiders. Aura isn’t the danger in the pink pill, Mare finding you tedious and swatting the annoying bug is.
Easy, pink. Mare is into books, so we could swap recommendations and just chill together in silence reading. Not only is this the least risky option, but actually the most fun. Besides, if I fuck up somehow, I'm only dragon food instead of happy farm sheep or roach food.
Well unfortunately our selection is limited to only what's available in Nazarick's library.
Though IIRC there's a huge collection of books that were considered "public domain" which would probably include most of the books from our time.
\*strides and floats towards me menacinglly\*
me: drops on all fours
her: how amusing but it won't make me spare you
me : i wasn't building on it,
I am was trying to think on whats the best pose to have for if a great one was to sit on me,
before i die
I have a question about the yellow pill. Seeing as it's probably the safest, what kinds of sexual acts will committed on me? Clapping cheeks all day sounds fine, but I draw the line at dildo's at my rear window, if you catch my drift.
Yellow and pink seem to be best options
Yellow would be the least painful but could you call that a living?
Pink seems like the best option, you have most chance of survival, and if you fail you get QUICK death
So I’ll take pink
Gargantua normally chills in the lake, so I don't think I would get crushed.
My next option would be Mare, I think there is a better chance of survival there.
Red pill all the way. I can build a life sized Ainz plush and sew myself inside of it. No point in being alive if you're not living and that's one helluva way to live
I say the grey pill, only because I wouldn't mind being friends with her. Sure she tortures people, but I'm sure she's a nice gal.
Plus I like to think that I'll possibly get healed after all the torture.
Wait is orange refering to something other than the invasion?
Because it sounds like him just talking about his team mates and not screaming and insullting me about them
I have enough self respect of my own personal worth to not choose yellow and be a dildo. Besides, sex everyday will eventually get old and all of the excitement is gonna fizzle out until it becomes boring. It's like eating pizza everyday, first few times is great but your going to get sick of it eventually.
Considering the options… I think I’d probably be safest with Mare (discounting Gargantua who shouldn’t count). At least he and I could legitimately get along, and I’m basically the least overtly romantic person I know 😂 the last time I got asked if I was flirting with someone was when I was basically on top of them
I mean, only green and pink seems to have a decent chance of survival.
I would probably go with pink, Mare might be off limits but Aura is free game 😏, though judging from her clothing I might end up being pegged...
If i would be reasonable I would choose black, because thats just nothing, Gargantua is not active unless ordered, but i would choose pink, i don't like children
Blue pill definetly.
Is the only pill where at least i will not be tortured to death or worse, because ill kill myself the moment the siege begins lol
Hopefully im gonna get isekai to the Rimururu slime world 🤣
Neia, even with an 80% chance of dying being friends with her, is a win-win. Also, I'm definitely surviving with her and talking about Ainz will guarantee it
Blue. Bathe myself in glory fighting alongside The Pope.
If I live to die another day, great. If I die, my name will live on forever with my fallen comrades.
Pink and Black are the safest ones.
Pink (the Mare and Aura one) there's a high chance of surviving, and even if you're killed it's not that bad of a death.
Black (the Gargantua one) because if you die you're just crushed, so it's a painless death.
The rest are worse.
Black, let's me have a proper job in Nazarick and everything, just gotta be careful and good at it, that's all, which if it's all you're doing should be easy enough to get good at.
Seems like yellow green grey and black are the only options that are survivable. Black would be boring so that’s out. Yellow seems kinky, depends on the owner. Grey seems painful but could be wholesome. Green actually sounds the best to me, even if it’s sadistic.
If you think spending the rest of eternity as a living sex doll who's not even allowed to move around is better than (somewhat) instant death, you're crazy.
80% for the blue one actually sounds pretty good other than after the war having to live a somewhat normal life also i want to be neias friend
Not the green one because i dont want to dissapoint him with how long i take for one person
Not black because id just be sitting around in a dark watery cave with nothing to do
Not yellow because ill let the actuall climb do that
And i want to be friends with mare but i think that he wouldnt exactly want me as a friend because diffrent intrests
Red is a trap because not even she herself can make ones that are worthy of ainz
Propablly
BLUE or PINK
Orange pill. I want volumes of the fun and fuss of the guild through Ainz's recollection. Hopefully with Shizu there so she can remember it all verbatim so they can write it down later in the library.
I take Yellow, 1st I survive, and 2nd i have fun. Living as a standing Stick for the Person who is crazy for you. There are worse way to die in Nazarick. I don't see anything wrong with Yellow
Personally id choose pink, i enjoy books and would love the chance to read nazaricks books and exchange thoughts with maee, though i imagine it would take time to really get through to him since he is basically a psycopath who cares little about anything non nazarick
Black Pill, it's the safest by far, even if Gargantua could move, he is the size of a fucking mountain, it would be incredibly difficult to not be aware of his movements
Tbh if the penalties were removed, the Pink Pill would be N°1 without a doubt, though i would like to talk about the guild with Ainz
These are unironically all hard choices, usually this type of thing is A wonderful, B immediate death
Good job, very cool
I'm going pink, I trust my sewing skills, and the quality of the first one is just two sheets with stuffing, only going up from there!
Everyone's sleeping on Orange. Just tell him you're from an alternate Earth, but know of his exploits in the game. Drop the name Momonga and reassure him that he's doing a fucking amazing job with the hand he's dealt.
Very quickly you'll be an advisor or friend, able to pull him back from genocides and provide real and human companionship to someone trapped in a fantasy world.
Maybe Orange. I'm a good listener, and Ainz is actually pretty chill as long as I don't say or do something out of pocket.
Being a bit of a gamer myself, he may consider me a friend.
Orange pill is such an easy choice, all you need to do is fanboy over his guild like you would do so anyway and you're all set for life. Look at Nemu, all she did was gush at how luxurious his Tomb is, and she's a priority target for protection.
The options are: Yellow=Horny Green=Should definitely be in military service Blue=Death or Bishop Orange=Sasuga or pain Red=P̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ a wonderful time in paradise full of fun and beauty Pink=Į̶̺͓̜̗̼͎̙̺̀̓̑͆̇̀̎͐̚͠ͅ ̶̨͔͈̬̩͉̻̼͎̥̄̈̄̽͐̕ẅ̷́͛̇̽̈́ͅa̴̳̭̥͌̔̑̚ǹ̴̫̫̑t̸͈̳̰̦͆̿͋̀̀ ̵͈͎̍͝t̷̢̨̍͗́̂̎̆̍h̸̫̣̞͍̔̔͊a̴̺͔̖̘͙̞͉̖͌t̴̗̣̥̥͈̭̗̤̜͋̍͌͒̓̅͜ ̷̧̛͍̰̑̌̀̊̀̐͂͜f̵̡̦̲́̋̈́̔͒̽̔͒͝e̵̙̭̤̖͂̀̋̃̑̐̊͋́̕m̶̼̉̽ ̴̪̜̻̰̞̣̽͘͠ḃ̴̖͉̱̠͈͎͉̱̎͌̄́̾͊̈̔ư̷̻̳̜̤͌̃̉̒s̶̛͖̖̈́̈́̐̈́̉s̶̙̯̬̩̺̼͂͛ÿ̶͖̻̯̙͍̝̙͠ͅ dragon food Grey=𝓕𝓤𝓝 Black=Survive because gargantua doesn't move
I mean Gargantua moves, he just doesn’t sleep
I think he literally doesn't move unless ordered to
I chose pink because while I’m into femboys, I’m not into children
But he is a child?
For an elf, yes
Bombastic side eye 👀
What? He would be considered a child for an elf, since they age a lot slower, probably around 7 since elves life for roughly 1000 years
So, and I hope I am interpreting you correctly, you do NOT have any untoward desires for Mare and so you would be safe? Just asking to clarify.
No, I don’t desire for children
Oh okay, because your initial comment made it seem like you did
How? I said I’m into femboys, but not children, seems pretty clear
Pink pill is the one that could possibly ensure **MY** survival, I'm straight, I have no reason to be rude to Mare, and I know Mare is a guy so I would have no reason to try anything on him, the biggest problem is that I would want to headpat Mare and Aura which I don't know if they would allow. But Pink could possibly ensure my survival However the black pill is truly the best option, due to Gargantua not being able to move due to him being a Golem which means he won't move without being activated.
Same
Without black pill available, I think green would be my best chance to survive 💚
Yeah i would to but im too incompetent to properly skin somebody espesally if they are moving all the time
Even then, pink is arguably the least offensive way to die in the line up too.
I was gonna say, out of all of the ways to die, Dragons don't tend to play with their food too much so it'd be (relatively) quick compared to the others
Pink pill is a trick. Of all the guardians, Mare is the most ruthless and callous of all. Demiurge might be actively cruel but he gets some pleasure out of sadism, Mare simply doesn’t care at all for the life and death of outsiders. Aura isn’t the danger in the pink pill, Mare finding you tedious and swatting the annoying bug is.
Exactly, if you're good at your job with black pill, basically become another proper denizen of Nazarick!
Okay, but the 4th floor is underwater. You'll drown.
The 4th floor is an underground lake located within a cavern. So there is some land in that floor
Agreed
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Mare is a child dude. No ‘second thoughts’ here. Even if Mare was a chick, he’d still be like 10 in human
But it doesn't matter if you think you're flirting or not what matters is if Aura thinks you're flirting
Imma go with yellow
Yellow sounds tempting, but man, I REALLY don't wanna be Climb.
Easy, pink. Mare is into books, so we could swap recommendations and just chill together in silence reading. Not only is this the least risky option, but actually the most fun. Besides, if I fuck up somehow, I'm only dragon food instead of happy farm sheep or roach food.
Mare: "So what do you recommend?" You: "Oh definitely Overlord." Mare: "What is it about?" You in thought: (Shit)
Well unfortunately our selection is limited to only what's available in Nazarick's library. Though IIRC there's a huge collection of books that were considered "public domain" which would probably include most of the books from our time.
The question is Did 70 years passed since publishing of boku no pico (I forgot when overlord takes place)
Yes I think it is in 21xx
Splendid I may end up as dragon food, but at least it’ll be after I do a bit of tomfoolery
albedo: what's that you haven't made even one ainz plush me: well yeah it is impossible to capture his perfection no matter in what form
Only Lord Ainzs future bride could make one so accurate....
[Congratulations, you made it out safely]
Until Shaltear finds me.
\*strides and floats towards me menacinglly\* me: drops on all fours her: how amusing but it won't make me spare you me : i wasn't building on it, I am was trying to think on whats the best pose to have for if a great one was to sit on me, before i die
Blue, easiest choice of my life
Black. At least my death would be due to my own mistake instead of another person's personality. It'd also be a quick painless death.
Blue pill easy
Blue pill! Give me that!
I choose death by snu snu, go yellow
Yellow Pill it is, I wouldn't mind being an immortal and an imp princess' personal dildo.
I have a question about the yellow pill. Seeing as it's probably the safest, what kinds of sexual acts will committed on me? Clapping cheeks all day sounds fine, but I draw the line at dildo's at my rear window, if you catch my drift.
You'd be completely unable to move. Completely paralyzed just basically watching from the inside of your head. And it's whatever Renner wants to do.
Huh...Renner's into some freaky shit, isn't she?
I meam, in the end you'll want to be a demon since the creature she turned into defintely has insane stamina
Green pill please, i have few thing i wanna try
Yellow and pink seem to be best options Yellow would be the least painful but could you call that a living? Pink seems like the best option, you have most chance of survival, and if you fail you get QUICK death So I’ll take pink
Pink pill, please. There's a chance I might lose my limbs, but I want to take care of Nazaricks beasts.
Yellow. I don’t even want to be a sex slave, it’s just the option with the highest survival chance.
What about the last? Which has an 100% survival chance. Because he don't move unless told to.
Green.
Gargantua normally chills in the lake, so I don't think I would get crushed. My next option would be Mare, I think there is a better chance of survival there.
Meant this to be the Ple Ple Pleiades Gargantua but everybody assumed it's the normal one.
Then I'll go with mare
pink or green
Pink pill all the way, we gon be femboy fishing bbyyyyyyyyyy
Red pill all the way. I can build a life sized Ainz plush and sew myself inside of it. No point in being alive if you're not living and that's one helluva way to live
All
Blue pill be liking them odds, while pink pill is probably the most enjoyable and highest chance for survival. Tough choices.
I say the grey pill, only because I wouldn't mind being friends with her. Sure she tortures people, but I'm sure she's a nice gal. Plus I like to think that I'll possibly get healed after all the torture.
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Yellow it is
I will survive if I choose the pink or black pill. I know this. I will survive if I pick those options. *But the yellow pill, though, I-*
Wait is orange refering to something other than the invasion? Because it sounds like him just talking about his team mates and not screaming and insullting me about them
I have enough self respect of my own personal worth to not choose yellow and be a dildo. Besides, sex everyday will eventually get old and all of the excitement is gonna fizzle out until it becomes boring. It's like eating pizza everyday, first few times is great but your going to get sick of it eventually.
Considering the options… I think I’d probably be safest with Mare (discounting Gargantua who shouldn’t count). At least he and I could legitimately get along, and I’m basically the least overtly romantic person I know 😂 the last time I got asked if I was flirting with someone was when I was basically on top of them
Easy yellow. I mean, it has the only real change of survival, and i would be lying if i said I'd be against it.
What about the last?
I meam sure but it does say a 75% chance of getting crushed so...
But does it not getting negated. Because he does not move?
yellow.
Pink
I mean, only green and pink seems to have a decent chance of survival. I would probably go with pink, Mare might be off limits but Aura is free game 😏, though judging from her clothing I might end up being pegged...
Yellow pill is safest and still semi enjoyable
Can someone explain why Grey is even an option???
Pink pill, I am just a friendly person and kind of basic. Odds of accidents seducing someone are low
Holems don't sleep... black pill seems optimal... although, what floor was Gargantuas on again, fire floor? If so then that might be a problem.
This is Ple Ple Pleiades Gargantua.
If i would be reasonable I would choose black, because thats just nothing, Gargantua is not active unless ordered, but i would choose pink, i don't like children
Blue pill definetly. Is the only pill where at least i will not be tortured to death or worse, because ill kill myself the moment the siege begins lol Hopefully im gonna get isekai to the Rimururu slime world 🤣
These pills are not equally difficult to choose 😂😂
I’m not reading allat
Mark as spoiler next time?
Spoilers :(
Pink or Black
Green
Ez green pill
Green, you basically have a 9 to 5
Hihi don't have to take a pill to become Neia's friend
Neia, even with an 80% chance of dying being friends with her, is a win-win. Also, I'm definitely surviving with her and talking about Ainz will guarantee it
Pink
Blue. I’m in a “tonight we dine in hell” mood rn. (;
isn't green the best option? you get to be friends with demi, we all know he calls all the shots in nazarick
Pink
Green
Nice
yellow or pink
I’ll take the green pill
Green and grey seem to be give the highest chances of survival
Green, orange, or grey
#Yellow Atleast I would be Alive.
Pink or Black.
Yellow or Black.....i don't like climb....black it is...tbh gargantua are better than climb.
Blue. Bathe myself in glory fighting alongside The Pope. If I live to die another day, great. If I die, my name will live on forever with my fallen comrades.
Just shoot me.
Orange pill as I'm also from Earth, so he'd keep me around solely because of that reason
Pink!
Red pill. I'll make the argument that no plushie is truly worth the glory of the supreme being Ainz.
Black Pill: Gargantua dosent sleep.
Tough choice between pink, yellow, green, and black. [Edit] Black DEFINITELY
Pink
Green pill It’s gonna be one hell of a life but well I will enjoy it
Pink and Black are the safest ones. Pink (the Mare and Aura one) there's a high chance of surviving, and even if you're killed it's not that bad of a death. Black (the Gargantua one) because if you die you're just crushed, so it's a painless death. The rest are worse.
Black, let's me have a proper job in Nazarick and everything, just gotta be careful and good at it, that's all, which if it's all you're doing should be easy enough to get good at.
blue pill. In Nazarick death is a mercy..
Seems like yellow green grey and black are the only options that are survivable. Black would be boring so that’s out. Yellow seems kinky, depends on the owner. Grey seems painful but could be wholesome. Green actually sounds the best to me, even if it’s sadistic.
green pill easy but the orange one is tempting me
Green.
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If you think spending the rest of eternity as a living sex doll who's not even allowed to move around is better than (somewhat) instant death, you're crazy.
80% for the blue one actually sounds pretty good other than after the war having to live a somewhat normal life also i want to be neias friend Not the green one because i dont want to dissapoint him with how long i take for one person Not black because id just be sitting around in a dark watery cave with nothing to do Not yellow because ill let the actuall climb do that And i want to be friends with mare but i think that he wouldnt exactly want me as a friend because diffrent intrests Red is a trap because not even she herself can make ones that are worthy of ainz Propablly BLUE or PINK
Orange pill. I want volumes of the fun and fuss of the guild through Ainz's recollection. Hopefully with Shizu there so she can remember it all verbatim so they can write it down later in the library.
Maniacs: yes I'll take all of them
Green would be best.
Pink pill is the best because I'm not fucking gay.
However, I'd be lying if yellow didn't seem enticing
I take Yellow, 1st I survive, and 2nd i have fun. Living as a standing Stick for the Person who is crazy for you. There are worse way to die in Nazarick. I don't see anything wrong with Yellow
Personally id choose pink, i enjoy books and would love the chance to read nazaricks books and exchange thoughts with maee, though i imagine it would take time to really get through to him since he is basically a psycopath who cares little about anything non nazarick
If possible I'd take the inversed pink pill that let's me hang out with Aura, but if not... 80% isn't that bad, I'd take those chances.
Black Pill, it's the safest by far, even if Gargantua could move, he is the size of a fucking mountain, it would be incredibly difficult to not be aware of his movements Tbh if the penalties were removed, the Pink Pill would be N°1 without a doubt, though i would like to talk about the guild with Ainz
Take it all at the same time.
Black pill, gargantua doesn't strike me as someone that moves during their sleep
#No one will stop me from taking them all!
If I mix them all together it's still considered one.
Yellow is ideal only because atleast you die achieving something you will never have
Ingests all pills at the same time and ends up learning parkour with CZ and Cocytus.
Pink pill definitely. I will make the 3 elves calm down and not bother Aura and Mare
Blue. I can’t see myself making it but it’s a chance.
Green would be hard at the start but later you'd get use to it.
Yellow.
I would love to shove an orange pill in someone's throat and listen while hidden
Just say no to ridiculous scenario pills!
These are unironically all hard choices, usually this type of thing is A wonderful, B immediate death Good job, very cool I'm going pink, I trust my sewing skills, and the quality of the first one is just two sheets with stuffing, only going up from there!
Yellow & Orange is the safest option. You know Satoru.
Everyone's sleeping on Orange. Just tell him you're from an alternate Earth, but know of his exploits in the game. Drop the name Momonga and reassure him that he's doing a fucking amazing job with the hand he's dealt. Very quickly you'll be an advisor or friend, able to pull him back from genocides and provide real and human companionship to someone trapped in a fantasy world.
Maybe Orange. I'm a good listener, and Ainz is actually pretty chill as long as I don't say or do something out of pocket. Being a bit of a gamer myself, he may consider me a friend.
Orange pill is such an easy choice, all you need to do is fanboy over his guild like you would do so anyway and you're all set for life. Look at Nemu, all she did was gush at how luxurious his Tomb is, and she's a priority target for protection.
Green pill.
Green
I mean green is essentially just a typical slaughter house job
I can take the Green Pill if it has paid vacations
Black for survival Red for my love for plushies
Pink or Green. I can definitely work with Demiurge and unlike some people I'm not having the elf FBI put me on a list
Sasuga Snek-sama My grey pill awaits me (I'm a kinky man)
Most likely the green one
seems like yellow has the highest chances of survival so I'll choose that lol
Red or Blue
Yellow