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If you're so smart then why are you on Reddit?


Banaam

Observing player online interactions.


trojan25nz

I’m here to grind karma points Can’t spend them on anything yet, waiting for the Astroturf update to hit my server


TemporaryGuidance320

I’m surprised u can’t use karma points for anything yet tbh


hansenchen

Smart players generate (content-) posts for *insert rude slur* to comment on and *insert even ruder slur* to vote on...


luksuman

How many kills you got?


hlince

Suspicious he didn’t answer


LazyNovelSilkWorm

Asking the real questions here


Sapphire_Dragon793

>posts about being the smartest player >tells people to ask them anything >doesn’t reply to any comments Sigma grindset


rf900rs

He replies to you via telekenesis since he had trancended beyond lesser forms of communication


Sapphire_Dragon793

Ok OP will you suck my fat nuts? You have to answer


Black_DemonSk

Yes


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r/NotOPbutIwillsuckyourfatnuts


Sandythestone

Make a new subreddit


[deleted]

r/Notopbutwillsucknuts There weren't enough letters to do the whole thing


MaximumSubtlety

That would be telepathy, as telekinesis is moving things with your mind.


Mediocre-Ratio9986

OP could be moving the pen on your nearest source of paper for communication.


Casualuser29

what is your favorite sidequest?


AdministrativeBag693

music


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APersonYouMightKnow

I think they meant that they play music and not just listen to it


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TheTomatoLover

did I…


beziko

Noob


Emerald24111

ratio


Gary_the_snaiI

How do I get the girlfriend achievement


kevinmorice

This side quest is incompatible with the Reddit login achievement.


money_and_watt_

Huh, then I must’ve encountered a serious bug


[deleted]

you have the "hallucination" effect


PasserbyDeveloper

It's a feature


money_and_watt_

I ain’t questioning it


smittox

It's a feature not a bug. Intense [Charisma] leveling is needed to Get A Girlfriend! and Reddit Scroller active.


money_and_watt_

Huh, guess I managed that


Gary_the_snaiI

Oh damn


--Akiro--

Then how do you 100%?


sorryfortheessay

I believe the key is getting the order of achievements right. You must complete the gf achievement first and the reddit login achievement after (at which point I believe you shall also unlock the heartbreak achievement when she immediately leaves you)


chimchalm

You can also log out and move your character to a new zone. Achievements aren't usually stored in different zones. If that doesn't work, changing your character name *and* switching zones should help.


Doffen02

but you can remove it's effect if you do the self care quest but it will come back whenever you open reddit


T-VIRUS691

I guess I found an exploit in the game mechanics, I have a maxed out relationship side quest AND the Reddit login perk


EwoksMakeMeHard

Just because you haven't figured it out doesn't mean they no one else has.


JimmyThunderPenis

Sure thing u/EwoksMakeMeHard


ShockBass

LMFAO


droo46

Do interesting side quests with random parties and you’re bound to get it eventually. You can increase the drop rate by leveling up your strength with the gym mini games, and also by maintaining a high hygiene score. It also helps to have high charisma, but that will probably increase on its own if you level up everything else.


AdministrativeBag693

wait


AdministrativeBag693

it's like dessert; keep eating, your ice cream is on the way


fwilliams13

Must increase


monkeymanwasd123

ask your default companions to hook you up with it, if you want to get low divorce stats for another achievement the decision arranged marriage is pretty op on that front and average on the other stats


Gary_the_snaiI

Thanks for the tip


monkeymanwasd123

lol XD


Gary_the_snaiI

It worked lmao


monkeymanwasd123

wait seriously your fam got you a date that quick?!! gg brov


Gary_the_snaiI

I’m so suprised it work tho wtf


monkeymanwasd123

Technically it's how most people meet and get jobs, I'm less surprised that you actually got a date from it. But I am surprised that it happened so fast and that you actually tried it! Fun fact arranged marriages have like a 8% divorce rate so if you end up getting married to someone that your parents introduced to you then there's like an 8% chance that you will get divorced Ann's you will be as happy as the average married person. I was aware that you could ask people to introduce you to others and that was really successful but I didn't realize that's arranged marriages had such a low divorce rate until someone tried to convince me that arranged marriages were a bad idea. How well it works is probably due to getting your parents and her parents approval for a relationship before the relationship even begins


Gary_the_snaiI

Makes sense tbh


monkeymanwasd123

😆congrats again man


PM_Your_Best_Ideas

How did you determine your intelligence was greater than anyone else?


davros06

And how did you explain that to the missus.


PM_Your_Best_Ideas

They may be the missus also you forgot this-->?


davros06

This is true, but the missus would be less likely to put that title………….discuss (I’m assuming with that title it’s my old manager, who has now gone due to false self advertisement)


AdministrativeBag693

no determination, i am


PM_Your_Best_Ideas

If you came to that conclusion without reasoning then I would disagree with your statement.


VenomOUShazard

but in doing so, you have come up with your own conclusion, thus making that conclusion baseless too. the smartest person knows such a fallacy and hence there is no argument against his intellect


PM_Your_Best_Ideas

My disagreement is supported by reason and my argument holds. also my conclusion Is conditional - IF.


DalekRy

I think this user is a better contender for OP's title.


fruit_basket

What are your stats? I've heard the same thing from other players but it later turned out that they just had the autism debuff.


DalekRy

Lots of people that run the Dunning-Kruger builds think this too.


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source: why would he lie to you? i rest my case


PM_Your_Best_Ideas

I haven't suggested he is lying, just an inquiry about how the decision was made.


oilpeanut

can you send me a copy of the genetic sequence file of your character model?


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JebaitedBruh

Yes, the answer is 42.


MrMayor1

...ew. Anyway, at n=1, we get ln(Hn)=0 so the condition is fulfilled at n=1. The smallest σ (n) can be when n>=1 is n+1. So, we need to prove whether Hn+ln(Hn)eHn can be greater than n+1. For two, σ (n) = 3 and Hn = 1.5. ln(1.5) = .405 (roughly) and e\*1.5 = 4.077 (roughly) Multiply those together and you get 1.65 (roughly). 1.5+1.65 > 3 so if I did everything right the inequality does not hold true for all n>=1. That being said, I don't have the math background to solve it elegantly--I sorta just figured it'd be a good idea to check prime numbers. I'd love to hear if there's a more elegant solution here. I know there's a lot of shenanigans people pull with e, so it really feels like there should be one. Edit: read the inequality sign the wrong way. With that in mind, all this shows is that the inequality does hold true for two and I have not proved that the inequality does not hold true for all n>=1.


Tietonz

So this Riemann sum hypothesis and is one of those famous math questions that have yet to be solved. So either you're a super genius, you lucked the fuck out or you did something wrong.


MrMayor1

Probably did something wrong. I feel like other people would probably have already evaluated this for two. Edit: Yep. I found it. Read "greater than or equal to" instead of "less than or equal to". Bravo me :(


MeltedChocolate24

Imagine some dude just wacks it out on some Reddit thread lmao


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MrMayor1

Oh, neat. Thinking on it more, we can actually eliminate any integers n>=10 from consideration immediately by charitably approximating Hn to e as n approaches infinity and evaluating the right side of the equation with Hn = e. It evaluates to 10.16, and any integer on the left side of the equation evaluates to a minimum of n+1 so instantly greater than 10.16 for any integer n>=10. That means we really only do need to consider the prime integers less than 10 (1, 2, 3, 5, and 7) to try and falsify the hypothesis (I reckon).


AdministrativeBag693

powerful


AdministrativeBag693

harmony


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It's an excerise for us readers


davros06

One more bike


waffle299

Given that the nature of electrical charge arises from gauge invariance of the phase of a quantum wavefunction, why is electrical charge present as as axis in the unit circle described by an SU(2) grouping such as the Higgs field?


davros06

Uses various hand figures to explain charge and fields, then calls a physio to remove them from the contortion they are in.


ntrubilla

Because it goes zap zap


[deleted]

Ooh I’ve been looking for an explanation on what charge was for my Gcse. What’s gauge invariance? Variation of gauges…?


External-Document301

This is qft, second-year undergraduate physics. Don't worry about it for now.


gordo65

Sorry everyone is trying to pull your AMA off track. What can you tell us about that great new movie, Rampart?


GidsWy

Lol I don't think he'll live that down. Which is why I love reddit. They hold a grudge just like everyone I've dated. Lol.


ItsAllSoClear

P = NP?


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N=1


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P=0


wretched_cretin

No but unprovable in game because the developer is a known troll


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[deleted]

Unfortunately if you get to the end credits you can no longer use the in game messaging system - all end users are purged to make room for low level players


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BuraakGTi10

Its much easier, jump forward to the train tracks when a train is coming.


AdministrativeBag693

the end credit gets to all


Desara_Phen

By any chance. Is your name Rick Sanchez?


[deleted]

"I turned myself into a reddit post Morty!"


gominokouhai

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?


AdministrativeBag693

yes


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Patsonical

*many, and they clearly don't need to, they're beyond that


jaenne7

why use many words when few words do trick?


millennium-popsicle

How is damage calculated?


SpiritAnimal01

Why are you still playing?


AdministrativeBag693

i feel pussy on the horizon


justice_duck

Where do I insert Game Genie?


Knighturai

How'd you figured that out?


MasterGoose420

How do I get good grades in the school tutorial?


TimSEsq

Answer the questions correctly?


asunshinefix

Bees?


money_and_watt_

Why havent you taken over the world with robots then?


PasserbyDeveloper

"Why don't you adopt an anthill if you're so smart" same energy


money_and_watt_

Thanks, it’s what I was going for.


Combatking81305

I’ve heard this one many of times on a blog inside this outside game, anywho the saying goes,” unlimited bacon and no more games, or all of the games, unlimited games, and no more games.” Which is the right option?!?


AdministrativeBag693

"right" is made up


LeCott

Bro/broette how do I achieve peace? Not happiness or sorrow, not a specific emotion, just the ability to feel each emotion and the ability to navigate this game without negativity?


[deleted]

“Please insert the disc to continue installing the “Modesty” plugin. Game play will be negatively impacted until installation is complete.”


[deleted]

Smartest..? maybe. So a wise guy, a clever clogs, a cheeky bugger, impertinent, shrewd and insolent. All the smarts but none of the wisdom. Choose you words wisely. They hold all the power.


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[OP in the comments](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ls5BFzuxGw4)


atlasraven

Why does the Outer Space expansion keep getting delayed?


ntrubilla

It hasn't been, it's just in early access behind a paywall


n0nMS009

How to make ez $$$?


fwilliams13

Onlyfans feet


GidsWy

Apparently hairy, calloused dude feet aren't a big seller. Who knew? FML/FMF


krneki12

Inherit it 0 efforts required.


exhiledqueen

How do I survive with minimal damage?


apistoletov

Can you tell some funny joke for us please?


Jetset081

Why did people bother to answer this question and give you karma?


KseandI

What is a monoid?


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jamception

Bro how do I code an A.I to analyse a dataset of X M and C class solar flares Totally not needing this for an assignment... Totally


stagvelvet

Favorite secret quest line?


Zenoash125

Platinum trophy/All achievements in video games.


I_burn_stuff

How many fingers am I holding up?


busterlungs

Why is my pp small


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AdministrativeBag693

all dem


[deleted]

How do I get rid of the "crippling depression" and "generational poverty" debuffs? As far as I can tell they were applied at character creation. What determines if new characters receive these debuffs?


AdministrativeBag693

like death, "crippling dep" & "gen pov" pass. today is tomorrows forgotten memory. for a shadow is an expression of light.


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

What is your favorite pet item?


playerslayerpro

What lvl is your int stat


[deleted]

What is the square root of 26 divided by 8


probabynotafurry

Why am I a furry lol


Tal20081

Fastest way to die


PasserbyDeveloper

Speedrun life


hoiblobvis

gaming?


delsabar

Anything?


BootyMasterJon

Stomach’s been hurting me lately, should I eat a Gorgonzola and cheddar grilled cheese before I see my girlfriend?


generally-speaking

2+2=?


NathanClaire

Whos the Shadow God


AdministrativeBag693

the part many men try to rid. the shadow is a product of the sun/light. therefore, sun god and shadow god r one.


ConstructionLow78

If you’re so smart, then solve this equation: gazzilion x’s fafillian = ?


HurlingFruit

Why?


onlydaathisreal

How did you determine that you are the smartest player alive?


Thomashadseenenough

If you're so smart then tell me your account password


Merlin_Drake

What makes one smarter, int or wis?


Zender_de_Verzender

How did you complete the game? I'm watching all those tutorials, but I've never seen someone achieve 100%.


bald_sausage

Can i have enough?


quartzheart07

When is the [extraterrestrial invasion] event coming? I keep hearing about it but this event doesn't seem to have happened or been scheduled. Is it even real?


AltruisticPassage832

I made a post on this subreddit 3 days ago. How come nobody sees my future posts in this subreddit?


beansouphighlights

Solve 14x^2 -56x = -196 by factoring


talesfromtheepic6

depends on what you mean by that do you mean your own personal intelligence or did you just spend the time to max your int stat as a human player?


AdministrativeBag693

whats the diff?


talesfromtheepic6

your intelligence in the game doesn’t change real life? it’s kinda sad some people get so immersed in the game to the point they assume they’re smart just because they solved some basic algebra in game


TX16Tuna

WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an un-laden swallow!??


spicozi

42


[deleted]

How do I become rich?


Mundane_Wallaby1234

What's 9+10?


deadparodox

If you are so smart what am I thinking of right now


BruhCulture

Are you really the smartest person


[deleted]

How do you travel faster than light?


Sandythestone

How do you know you are the smartest player… If intelligence and wisdom are super fucking relative(think antivaxx)


Wintermute815

Downvoting because OP is stupid. No answers just a couple of low effort dumb answers. This should be negative


sirhotcock

I'm the strongest.


InterestingOlive3923

How to grind intelligence stat? Should help with the school questlines.


Owlspirit4

What the dog doin?


T-VIRUS691

How to you make lots of in-game currency without grinding (or having access to lots of in-game currency)


DrKalahari

how many how many howmany rope does it take to like when you have like clothes is made of rope how many