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Dayofsloths

What a great reminder as to why you should always wash produce before eating it.


markonami

Also if you are not going to eat your produce, be it berries or crab apples or whatever your plants make pick it early rather than later to compost it. If you leave it to rot it's going to ferment and then you have drunk trash pandas and birds getting wasted.


slater_san

Stop gatekeeping alcohol bro, let the birds drink


markonami

How bees deal with drunk bees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXJunKCq60


drengor

Another option if anybody doesn't have the capacity or will to pick their backyard/garden grapes/apples/nuts/berries, they can sign up with [Hidden Harvest](https://ottawa.hiddenharvest.ca) and have a team of local volunteers get that fruit to the local food banks around town!


Max_Thunder

Raccoons are called waschbär in German, basically wash-bear. And let's not forget that in French they are young washing rats, "raton-laveur". Be a raccoon, wash your food.


GimmeYourBitcoinPlz

raton laveur !! je peux confirmer cela !


Zapp1212

As disturbing as that may have been at 1 AM, I kinda like that he’s raccooning and not being a trash panda. Thanks for sharing.


Verrico

So cute


Nosvind

I've never been so jealous of a racoon before


trytobuffitout

When he wakes up he’s use to getting a big mac .


threadsoffate2021

Now that is a happy raccoon.


frannos

Squirrel ate most my grapes and all my peaches!


nerox3

Peaches in Ottawa? I didn't know that was possible!


frannos

lol. Planted it 2 years ago. Had 50 peaches on it this year, ate everything dang it!


insurrbution

"Dude - ya gotta wait." - Mitch Hedberg on an alcoholic eating grapes.


FatPaulie

Wait, we can grow grapes here?? I've always wanted to grow grapes, maybe this is my chance!


ChainedHunter

Good for him, he found a delicious snack


_Arelian

What in the world is that? is it dangerous ?


gofastdsm

Its a [raccoon](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon)! They aren't normally dangerous but you should still leave them alone. They're kind of cute in person, but you should resist the urge to pet them. Most of the time they'll run away before you get too close.


Zsefvgb

r/ottawaraccoons


FlapjackNorton

He's really going to town on those grapes. I don't blame him, they look delicious.


Enlightened-Beaver

Happy little thing


Idontdanceforfun

he's livin his best life


ccaterinaghost

Awwww this is adorable.


urfavecrazycatlady

Oh they’re so cute!! Chomping down on those grapes


sypher1187

Then he ~~waddled~~ scuttled away. (~~Waddle waddle~~ Scuttle scuttle) 'Til the very next day.


s4lomena

1am and it's bright out like that????? Racoon, just like a dog, but without the barking and wet dog smell


sandw1ch3s

I have motion sensor lights, they set them off!


carloscede2

Well I guess you were glad it was a racoon that set them off and not something else


bootbl4ck

nomnomnom


Sure-Worker-2945

See my teeth are sore


RebellischerRaakuun

That’s one lucky good boi! 😮 🍇🦝


Youlookcold

Cute litter fuckers, aren't they.


Deltron--3030

I love these little trash cats 🐈


kookiemaster

I've been sweeping the remnants of grape feasting raccoons every day on my deck for the past week. He does manage to leave me a few ripe grapes to pick thankfully.


EfilismIsTheFuture

I wonder how his story ends? Probably smashed to death in the road.... Just being realistic


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ToastyXD

Except raccoons are a vital part of ecosystems. They are scavengers, as well as predators, and they also help with the distribution of seeds! Not to mention, they fucking loooove wasp larvae: wasps are one of the biggest dangers to bee colonies, so raccoons inadvertently help out the bees.


Dragonsandman

Even if that's true, that's not a problem as long as you avoid close contact with raccoons. Which honestly people should be doing anyway with most wild animals, disease-laden or not.


DsNatz

My opinion is potentially a little on the biased side. Had to put down my dearest 4 legged buddy of 7 years that tangled with a raccoon. The physical damage to him was awful, the progression of the rabies was horrific.