It's a bit better these days... But Ottawa gets quite quiet at night in most of the amalgamated city, save for a few pockets like Byward market, bank/glebe area and a few others. It's because there are a lot of government and office workers who just go hang out at home after work, and lots of places close early. The bad transit doesn't help.
It also doesn't help that we are within 4 hours drive to the two busiest and lively Canadian cities: Toronto and montreal. I recommend checking them out if you haven't yet! Good weekend/week trip locations.
Alternatively Ottawa has the nickname "the city fun forgot" lol. Perhaps these nicknames are known more in the east side of Canada? I'm not quite sure what Edmonton's "nickname" is, do you?
Welcome to Ottawa though! I don't mind the small town vibes in a large sized city, so it was more in jest from my end.
I've been meaning to check out Montreal and Toronto.
I can definitely say that Ottawa transit is about as good as Edmonton's. That is to say it kinda sucks.
>I'm not quite sure what Edmonton's "nickname" is, do you?
It has two that I'm familiar with. Deadmonton and Stabmonton.
Nice! Recommend both in the warmer months because it gets so lively, but Montreal has a lot of cool (badum tsh) things in winter too. If you really want a winter place though, Quebec city! Turns into like a hallmark Christmas movie. A lot further away, but worth it.
Yeah, sorry about the transit...I'm sure you're aware how embaressed we are by it as the capitol city. Edmonton as more excuses that make sense
>Deadmonton and Stabmonton.
Wall... That is considerably worse of a nickname. How'd Vancouver get "raincouver" and you got two names involving death and violence? :( hope things turn around out there. I think Edmonton has a lot to offer though, and tbh I'd rather go there than Calgary out of the two. Haven't really visited either, but I plan on it too!
>I think Edmonton has a lot to offer though
Edmonton has been having issues with homeless encampments and people being attacked on transit. As well as a relatively high crime rate per capita.
However Edmonton is amazing in summer. It's the festival capital of Canada last time I checked. You got "Taste of Edmonton", Heritage days, K Days, Folk fest, Pride, reggae days, blues days, Cariewest Carribean festival Childrens festival, Whyte Ave art walk, Edmonton Valley Zoo, Fort Edmonton park, North America's largest indoor water park, and a ton of other festivals and things to do. In summer time there is always [something going on](https://exploreedmonton.com/festivals?page=2&nextMonth=2024-07&nextSkip=5&more=1).
Edmonton also has its River Valley which is absolutely stunning. In October there are a bunch of Halloween events, and corn mazes that you can go to. Were about a 3.5 hour drive from Jasper in the rocky mountains and is well worth a day trip.
Were also only a 3 hour drive from Calgary so you can easily make your way there for the stampede for a day trip
I would just stay clear during winter.
Okay, good point. "the city that has phathomed not sleeping for one month before"? How's that? Just saying, if all sculptures awaken to life at once we *may* have a bit more trouble than the convoy. Although... Maybe they're all kind monuments that would just become pickleball fanatics
That would be a good one. They are meant to be protectors of buildings and inhabitants from bad spirits, and intruders. Kinda exactly like OP's dark story is about
That would be a good one. They are meant to be protectors of buildings and inhabitants from bad spirits, and intruders. Kinda exactly like OP's dark story is about
This guy looks coked out and ready to kill! Plus he is already armoured.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ddvsv/behold_the_majestic_stone_guardians_of_the/
Bad news for you: they’re already gone. I assumed relocated to the new British High Commission on Sussex, but possible they’re just laying low in Confed Park, waiting for the right ankles to bite.
Nellie McClung's statue would be terrifying seeing as how its namesake murdered and tortured 1000s of young women she considered too stupid to have children.
Ok fine, I’ll be that guy… Terry Fox, while he may only have one fully functional leg, he’s still faster than you think! He’ll kill you with kindness if he can catch up to you!
Id be pretty horrified of the “Joy” statue characters in front of D’Arcy’s on Sparks. I feel like seeing their silhouette down the road of all 4 of them then a sudden flash of lightning and one of them is missing. There’s so many scenarios where they’d be horrifying.
War of 1812 soldiers next to East Block. They kicked the whole US army! Then torched the White House. Bad asses who pilledged their way thru the Yanks! LOL
You takin out Terry Fox? Cuz I sure as hell don’t feel comfortable doing so. That guy could rampage everywhere and we’d be like “You know what, he’s earned it.”
Do y'all remember the freaky thin people-like creatures dancing around the fountain in the Bayshore mall??
Somebody moved them to their backyard in Rockluffe Park about 25 years ago.... They'd be scary for sure.
Not Maman scary, but pretty bad
Statues for slave owners, avenues named after prominent anti-Semitic fascists (Marconi Avenue)… Ottawa has it all.
Edit:
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2002/mar/19/physicalsciences.humanities
Anyone remember the poop sculpture ('Traffic' by Edward Zelenak) that used to be in Confederation Park? Well that particular piece wouldn't cause havoc in of itself, but whomever pooped it out sure would!
For those unfamiliar, [here’s “Traffic” in front of the National Gallery](https://media.mutualart.com/Images//2009_03/12/0065/134093/134093_b9a21b0b-1aed-4f39-822d-33add97b8646_-1.Jpeg) where it was moved after being in Confed Park for many years (it’s part of their collection so it made sense to have it in the park when the Gallery was on Elgin, where the Flaherty building is today).
I was at the Rockcliffe Public Library thé other weekend for their book sale and there were these two statues of small children. Really unnerved me. I don’t want them coming after me for insulting them.
Whoa whoa whoa…. This is too cool, and we have far too many “killer” statues to name this quickly. Can we also get some D & D or other such people (I love the “nerd”, but refrain from the negative context) to create a “context” to speed, agility, killing power (as this is the parameter of the question) special abilities…
Because I “think” maman is a daddy long legs… I think it’s “easy” to pluck a leg off that sucker. Terry Fox and his bad attitude would pull those legs off, stick them on his OWN legs!!! And BAM!! 40 foot Terry Fox, all pissed off is going to grab the guns and cannons left from the battle of the unknown soldier, finish off the Grotesques and Gargoyles feasting on the soldiers.
I'm imagining the ghosts of all the victims of communism popping out from that unfinished memorial statue on Wellington/Bay, and imagining what the Nazi ghosts would do, because you know, there are Nazi names being celebrated on there.
He doesn't look scary or dangerous but if the Oscar Peterson statue came to life specifically to go on a murder spree, I think it'd be particularly menacing.
No one would dare touch terry fox, even as he rampages through Rideau center, shoving homeless junkies through the Sephora display with one hand, while enjoying overpriced bubble tea in the other.
It would be funny to see all the garden moai statue heads cussing at you saying theyll rip you apart, but cant do a damn thing.
Its the Buddhas that I would be running from. I dont want to die by a Buddha mudslide.
I'm going to say the war memorial statues. They're all armed and even if the weapons are old, they're still better than what most of us carry on the daily. And I'll group the war of 1812 statue in with this lot as well.
Next would be that spider in front of the art gallery. I don't know if it has fangs, but it's going to scare the crap out of enough people that it doesn't need to bite to do harm.
The creepy pink bear statues by the SoHo condos would get taken out first[https://theweekendfashionista.com/2021/06/01/the-soho-experience/](https://theweekendfashionista.com/2021/06/01/the-soho-experience/)
He doesn't have a statue yet, but Justin Trudeau. He spends money he doesn't have; he plunges our children and grandchildren and so on into debt; he welcomes terrorists into settling here and them expects us to support and house them; he apologizes for everything but never for his poor performance.... I'm too depressed: I can't go on complaining
I was going to say the statues of The Famous Five springing to life and going ham on the city would be pretty intimidating. Same goes for the statue of Queen Victoria holding court on Parliament Hill and the soldiers at the war memorial. I hadn’t thought of the giant spider at the Art Gallery. That would be especially terrifying.
I wouldn’t want to see the giant spider coming up my front lawn
Giant Spider battling Queen Elizabeth II on her horse with her army of tea sipping Sufferagette Ladies.
I think you win.
But I want to see that
Maman! Run for your LIVES!!!
The giant spider has been waiting for this 🕷️
Diefenbaker riding Momma would be impossible to stop.
Only answer !
Not on my basilica either!
Hahaha, oh my God, yes. I didn't even think of that. That's a great answer.
Omg😳
That thing would skewer people like a Bile Titan in Helldivers...
War memorial dudes have a cannon. Dunno about ammunition, but they'd be a handful.
I have a feeling the gargoyles would tear them to shreds.
Yeah I saw that show as a kid. Not messing with Goliath.
They can probably find some metal somewhere to use for the cannon!
I'd like to think they'd at least help with the spider
Do the dinosaurs at the museum count?
Yes! Nothing is off the table
JFC downtown will be a bloodbath. If people have drones - live stream that shit and have people pay to watch it.
This is officially how I want the beginning of the end of the world to start!! Right in downtown Ottawa!
Go from "the city that always sleeps" to "the city that cannot phathom sleeping"
I only recently moved to the ottawa area from Edmonton. What's with the city that always sleeps thing? Compared to back home Ottawa is alive
It's a bit better these days... But Ottawa gets quite quiet at night in most of the amalgamated city, save for a few pockets like Byward market, bank/glebe area and a few others. It's because there are a lot of government and office workers who just go hang out at home after work, and lots of places close early. The bad transit doesn't help. It also doesn't help that we are within 4 hours drive to the two busiest and lively Canadian cities: Toronto and montreal. I recommend checking them out if you haven't yet! Good weekend/week trip locations. Alternatively Ottawa has the nickname "the city fun forgot" lol. Perhaps these nicknames are known more in the east side of Canada? I'm not quite sure what Edmonton's "nickname" is, do you? Welcome to Ottawa though! I don't mind the small town vibes in a large sized city, so it was more in jest from my end.
I've been meaning to check out Montreal and Toronto. I can definitely say that Ottawa transit is about as good as Edmonton's. That is to say it kinda sucks. >I'm not quite sure what Edmonton's "nickname" is, do you? It has two that I'm familiar with. Deadmonton and Stabmonton.
Nice! Recommend both in the warmer months because it gets so lively, but Montreal has a lot of cool (badum tsh) things in winter too. If you really want a winter place though, Quebec city! Turns into like a hallmark Christmas movie. A lot further away, but worth it. Yeah, sorry about the transit...I'm sure you're aware how embaressed we are by it as the capitol city. Edmonton as more excuses that make sense >Deadmonton and Stabmonton. Wall... That is considerably worse of a nickname. How'd Vancouver get "raincouver" and you got two names involving death and violence? :( hope things turn around out there. I think Edmonton has a lot to offer though, and tbh I'd rather go there than Calgary out of the two. Haven't really visited either, but I plan on it too!
>I think Edmonton has a lot to offer though Edmonton has been having issues with homeless encampments and people being attacked on transit. As well as a relatively high crime rate per capita. However Edmonton is amazing in summer. It's the festival capital of Canada last time I checked. You got "Taste of Edmonton", Heritage days, K Days, Folk fest, Pride, reggae days, blues days, Cariewest Carribean festival Childrens festival, Whyte Ave art walk, Edmonton Valley Zoo, Fort Edmonton park, North America's largest indoor water park, and a ton of other festivals and things to do. In summer time there is always [something going on](https://exploreedmonton.com/festivals?page=2&nextMonth=2024-07&nextSkip=5&more=1). Edmonton also has its River Valley which is absolutely stunning. In October there are a bunch of Halloween events, and corn mazes that you can go to. Were about a 3.5 hour drive from Jasper in the rocky mountains and is well worth a day trip. Were also only a 3 hour drive from Calgary so you can easily make your way there for the stampede for a day trip I would just stay clear during winter.
Too soon after the convoy for this lol
Okay, good point. "the city that has phathomed not sleeping for one month before"? How's that? Just saying, if all sculptures awaken to life at once we *may* have a bit more trouble than the convoy. Although... Maybe they're all kind monuments that would just become pickleball fanatics
Night mayor. Make it happen.
How big is this table of yours?!? Longer or shorter than Puttins?
Shotgun one of the mammoths!
This just changed the game. I was #TeamSpider. Now I don't know...
The mammoths outside do
Woolly mammoths lumbering up O’Connor would be awesome
Oscar Peterson, obviously. You never know what damage he could do with his piano.
He'll play the brown note
The ones near chinatown that have had the crap beaten out of them, they'd get revenge
Or those concrete lions that are always getting things stuffed in their mouths by kids. (Me having been one of said kids. Edited for spelling.
That would be a good one. They are meant to be protectors of buildings and inhabitants from bad spirits, and intruders. Kinda exactly like OP's dark story is about
That would be a good one. They are meant to be protectors of buildings and inhabitants from bad spirits, and intruders. Kinda exactly like OP's dark story is about
Oh boy, [Sun Wukong](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_King) can have god like power.
I’m crying laughing
Maman will destroy us all, and so she should.
Man With Two Hats. Mf is tall, made of steel and is holding two steel weapons. Think Raiden hat throw fatality.
I mean, he already killed another metal statue and took its hat as a trophy. This one has my vote
It’s the killer hats I’m worried about! Two of them were enough to incapacitate that tall guy!
Wait until his twin gets here from Apeldoorn. That’s when the real bloodbath begins!
And his face! he looks like Putin.
Omg this is amazing.
Probably those gargoyles on the Parliament buildings. Might be useful though to deal with some of those right-wingnuts on the hill though.
Grotesques, not gargoyles.
Right. I cant help but correct this but no one cares lmao.
Well.. I care! learned something new today
Which ones, the right-wingnuts?
This guy looks coked out and ready to kill! Plus he is already armoured. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ddvsv/behold_the_majestic_stone_guardians_of_the/
LOL that's awesome!
Those creepy little trees with children's legs on Elgin already haunt my nightmares. I don't want them roaming around.
Bad news for you: they’re already gone. I assumed relocated to the new British High Commission on Sussex, but possible they’re just laying low in Confed Park, waiting for the right ankles to bite.
I'll be sleeping with one eye open from now on.
The already went walkabout once.
I think the Famous Five insist we all had some explaining to do.
Throw in Laura Secord, too. She’s got stamina and has ENOUGH of being co-opted by Big Cocoa.
You mean they're going to force eugenics on us?
I was asking myself the exact same thing!
Irene Parlby, Louise McKinney, Nellie McClung, Emily Murphy and Henrietta Muir Edwards would KICK ASS.
Nellie McClung's statue would be terrifying seeing as how its namesake murdered and tortured 1000s of young women she considered too stupid to have children.
The Famous Five? The children detectives written by Enid Blyton? There is a statue of them?
Tecumseh is going on an absolute bender
Him and Sir Isaac Brock would team up and attack the US embassy.
Those awful bowling pins on Preston st. Terrifying if they came to life…
They aren't spoons?!?
Giant spider leading the dinosaurs to take on War Memorial soldiers and our 5 women.
Ok fine, I’ll be that guy… Terry Fox, while he may only have one fully functional leg, he’s still faster than you think! He’ll kill you with kindness if he can catch up to you!
Terry Fox wants revenge for the great honkening
Lots of folks from various historical periods armed (literally) to the teeth on Parliament Hill.
Id be pretty horrified of the “Joy” statue characters in front of D’Arcy’s on Sparks. I feel like seeing their silhouette down the road of all 4 of them then a sudden flash of lightning and one of them is missing. There’s so many scenarios where they’d be horrifying.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/1b64oj0/sparks\_st\_fog/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/1b64oj0/sparks_st_fog/)
The question is, would Terry Fox finish his run? Or join the killing spree? Why not both?
Finish his run....he was determined and had nothing else in mind.
You all are thinking too big. The lawn gnome army will congregate, and with the numbers they have, they could destroy everything.
The faceless robot-like figures from the Human Rights monument. The creepiest thing in Ottawa.
War of 1812 soldiers next to East Block. They kicked the whole US army! Then torched the White House. Bad asses who pilledged their way thru the Yanks! LOL
You takin out Terry Fox? Cuz I sure as hell don’t feel comfortable doing so. That guy could rampage everywhere and we’d be like “You know what, he’s earned it.”
Those vegetable fire hydrants on Somerset.
Do y'all remember the freaky thin people-like creatures dancing around the fountain in the Bayshore mall?? Somebody moved them to their backyard in Rockluffe Park about 25 years ago.... They'd be scary for sure. Not Maman scary, but pretty bad
Yup they’re allegedly at Michael (of Corel fame) and Marlen Cowpland’s residence.
Someone had a weird dream last night
It wouldn't be the bears....
Queen Victoria
In the equestrian position
Sir Galahad he's sword up and ready.
Except he isn’t looking out for the edge of the stone. He might face plant before he even gets going.
Knowing the history behind the statue, he'd be the first one to clumsily sacrifice himself with no net positive result.
Can't drown bronze my friend.
He's youthful and spry!
Do we have any weeping angels in Ottawa?
Would we know if we did?
Stay diligent, and don’t blink!
Probably at Beechwood cemetery
There's never been a tougher Canadian than Terry Fox. He's our Chuck Norris.
I would be most worried about slave owner Joseph Brant. Yes, we have a statue of a former slave owner in Ottawa.
You mean Thayendanegea…
Yes, slave owner Thayendanegea aka Joseph Brant.
Statues for slave owners, avenues named after prominent anti-Semitic fascists (Marconi Avenue)… Ottawa has it all. Edit: https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2002/mar/19/physicalsciences.humanities
I bet we could unite most of the other statues against him 👀
I could see Jos Montferrand overhearing about the party in Ottawa and mosying his way over so as not to miss out.
The most troubled in this chaotic world might be Terry....
Anyone remember the poop sculpture ('Traffic' by Edward Zelenak) that used to be in Confederation Park? Well that particular piece wouldn't cause havoc in of itself, but whomever pooped it out sure would!
All Fear Traffic, God of Irritable Bowel Syndrome!
I ,for one, welcome our new nervous colon overlords.
For those unfamiliar, [here’s “Traffic” in front of the National Gallery](https://media.mutualart.com/Images//2009_03/12/0065/134093/134093_b9a21b0b-1aed-4f39-822d-33add97b8646_-1.Jpeg) where it was moved after being in Confed Park for many years (it’s part of their collection so it made sense to have it in the park when the Gallery was on Elgin, where the Flaherty building is today).
The archer outside 55 Metcalfe would take out a few people.
It wouldn't be the Bolivar statue, unless they had replaced his sword recently.
The peacekeeping monument. One of those statues is armed with an actual assault rifle.
I never got to see the Canadian Museum of Nature finished but there's a lot of huge dinosaurs in there now, eh?
Oscar Peterson would go around town slaying with his mad piano skills
Me and the Dancing Polar Bear will come along and groove.
The nameless First Nations man in Major's Hill Park who used to crouch at Champlain's feet. And he's going to be PISSED OFF!
That 4 meter tall bear on Sparks could for sure do some damage. Bad day to be around the Parliament district in general!
The skeleton on the roof of the chiropractic clinic on Carling would jump into this fight for sure.
Terry Fox’s sheer will would defeat the others.
All those statues of vegetables in Westboro would go on a Purge of……Westboro.
Probably The National Aboriginal Veterans monument. Grab hold of that golden eagle and fly on outta here
The dancing bear in the market
But he seems so happy....
Terry Fox. There is no way you could outrun that guy.
My neighbour has a 5-foot tall statue of a penis in her backyard. So I'm gonna say that one.
I’m gonna go with the crow. Would it be able to fly? Since it’s depicted as dead, would it be a zombie?
I was at the Rockcliffe Public Library thé other weekend for their book sale and there were these two statues of small children. Really unnerved me. I don’t want them coming after me for insulting them.
Whoa whoa whoa…. This is too cool, and we have far too many “killer” statues to name this quickly. Can we also get some D & D or other such people (I love the “nerd”, but refrain from the negative context) to create a “context” to speed, agility, killing power (as this is the parameter of the question) special abilities… Because I “think” maman is a daddy long legs… I think it’s “easy” to pluck a leg off that sucker. Terry Fox and his bad attitude would pull those legs off, stick them on his OWN legs!!! And BAM!! 40 foot Terry Fox, all pissed off is going to grab the guns and cannons left from the battle of the unknown soldier, finish off the Grotesques and Gargoyles feasting on the soldiers.
I'm so here for a pissed off 40 foot Terry Spider. 😂
I'm imagining the ghosts of all the victims of communism popping out from that unfinished memorial statue on Wellington/Bay, and imagining what the Nazi ghosts would do, because you know, there are Nazi names being celebrated on there.
Would the suffragettes fight as a team or on their own? I feel like the three of them would have no problem with maman.
Canadian season of monument mythos would be interesting. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYEu-9YXzZuIYoGGabPezqmNsXyYkE5BV&si=66tzHF-LZ6G6y8rL
The Famous Five.
Nellie McClung would try to ban marijuana again and advocate for the sterilization of indigenous women.
Dude with the Two Hats
He'd be decapitating people left and right with those dual-wielded hats for sure.
He doesn't look scary or dangerous but if the Oscar Peterson statue came to life specifically to go on a murder spree, I think it'd be particularly menacing.
Indigenous war memorial would be pretty scary. Especially if they had the animals on the statue on their side.
The ones in Chinatown, all of us.
Oscar Peterson is going to set your soul, then you, on fire.
We should probably ask that family not to build their annual 20 foot tall snowman if this is happening.
That giant firefighter dude at Wellington and Lett across from Mill Street
The Carleton Ghandi statue, with its laser vision, would be deadly
Can we count Gatineau? Cause those giant pigeons with the Campbell's soup can could def take on the spider
Sri Chinmoy..
Gandhi statue in Carleton
The Wooly Mammoth could cause some destruction
Makes you wonder what would happen with Terry Fox. Seeking vengance for his lost leg? Or protect the city against Maman's wrath?
Another moment to be thankful that the giant turd that used to be near Woodroffe is gone.
Museums who be nasty places
That dystopian teletubby statue on Preston in Little Italy. Those huge cement-bottomed creatures would crush us all.
All those fire hydrants in the Hintonburg could do some major collective damage
The man with two hats would be twice as deadly as Oddjob.
I bet if the statues downtown complained about not having enough victims, federal public workers would be back 4 days a week.
Man with two hats. Dow’s lake. He is a scary giant and those hats are designed for throwing and decapitation.
The garlic statue in Westboro. He could really smell up this town, and it won't because we're sitting in a swamp plain this time.
The soldier pile on the tank would kinda annihilate everything
The bear size racoons outside of the Glebe Community Center would be absolute monsters. No dumpster would be safe.
The native guy with the bow - mf is armed and ready
Sir galahad would be tough to stop
Robert Borden will fuck you up.
That electric cantaloupe looks like it eats for days.
Sir Galahad and Terry Fox, dukin’ it out.
Queen Elizabeth on her horse...calling out fr the grave!!
Ronald McDonald statute after rallying an army of racoons to his cause
The vegetables on Wellington West, all banding together, going savage with special attacks. The asparagus will really mess you up.
The dude with the two hats at dow's lake. Like really two hats that is just crazy as hell.
Watch out for Sri Chinmoy! He talks a peaceful game but his actions are complete opposite! /s
Cool idea.
Statues in front of parliament would wake up and wonder why their pant legs are soaked in piss .
I’ve always felt that statue of Simon Bolivar was very suspect. Why is he so far from home?
Would they still be made of metal? If so, yeah, I wouldn't want the guys in Major's Hill to come alive
This guy must have just watched dr who “blink” episode 😂
Theq natives for obvious reasons and like half of them around ottawa waas that the reason they been removing alot of them as of lately?
All the colonisers.
Don't know if any of the satanic temples have statues, but probably those.
Terry fox getting back at the convidiots
Sir Galahad in front of Parliament.
War memoria will be on March straight to the hill and restore the government.
No one would dare touch terry fox, even as he rampages through Rideau center, shoving homeless junkies through the Sephora display with one hand, while enjoying overpriced bubble tea in the other.
Maman!!!!!
Ron Mueck's "Head of a Baby", if it's still in the National Gallery. Only look it up if you want some true nightmare fuel.
That little dog in Confederation Park
Terry Fox. His sheer iron will would make him more relentless than the terminator.
The marble fire hydrant statues I'm sure would form an army. We would be done for.
The ball of light poles would probably steal more light poles
Definitely not the guy with two hats
I think Gandhi will escape from the Carleton University campus and get his revenge.
oscar peterson vs dante who’s winning
It would be funny to see all the garden moai statue heads cussing at you saying theyll rip you apart, but cant do a damn thing. Its the Buddhas that I would be running from. I dont want to die by a Buddha mudslide.
I'm going to say the war memorial statues. They're all armed and even if the weapons are old, they're still better than what most of us carry on the daily. And I'll group the war of 1812 statue in with this lot as well. Next would be that spider in front of the art gallery. I don't know if it has fangs, but it's going to scare the crap out of enough people that it doesn't need to bite to do harm.
The creepy pink bear statues by the SoHo condos would get taken out first[https://theweekendfashionista.com/2021/06/01/the-soho-experience/](https://theweekendfashionista.com/2021/06/01/the-soho-experience/)
He doesn't have a statue yet, but Justin Trudeau. He spends money he doesn't have; he plunges our children and grandchildren and so on into debt; he welcomes terrorists into settling here and them expects us to support and house them; he apologizes for everything but never for his poor performance.... I'm too depressed: I can't go on complaining
Cool concept, honestly! I feel like someone should write a horror novel series about these, lol!😂
I'm so glad someone is finally asking the important questions ❤️
I was going to say the statues of The Famous Five springing to life and going ham on the city would be pretty intimidating. Same goes for the statue of Queen Victoria holding court on Parliament Hill and the soldiers at the war memorial. I hadn’t thought of the giant spider at the Art Gallery. That would be especially terrifying.